Thanks for the reviews btw

4:09 pm

Trixie Witch is online. Trixie Witch has changed Luna Lovegood to Luney Tunes.

Luney Tunes is online.

Luney Tunes: hello my friends. how are you all doing today

Bitch Witch and Serpent King are online.

Bitch Witch: Trace why tf did u add her

Serpent King: I didn't approve this.

Trixie Witch: who cares tho?

Luney Tunes: anyone want to come help me feed the gargoyles?

Trixie Witch: can we ride them?

Luney Tunes: I suppose

Luney Tunes and Tixie Witch are offline.

Serpent King: *seriously questions my life choices*

Bitch Witch: we didn't need to know

Serpent King: Any idea where Pansy is?

Bitch Witch: off flirting with Cormac.

Serpent King: from griffyndumb?

Bitch Witch: no idea.

Trixie Witch is online.

Trixie Witch: u better go get ur girl, i think she wanna be more than friends. WhAt. more than friends. wHaT.

Trixie Witch is offline.

Serpent King: I would complain about that but I seriously love the music that pureblood Lizzo makes.

Bitch Witch: ur sooo less intimidating on ur phone lmao.

Serpent King: ("_")

Serpent King and Bitch Witch are offline.


8:21 pm

Luney Tunes has added Fred Weasley and George Weasley to Slytherin Rules. Luney Tunes has changed Fred Weasley to He's not Fred and George Weasley to I am Fred.

Luney Tunes and nine others are online.

Handsy Witch: WHAT

Hotzucchini: DID

Idoit 2: YOU

Idiot 1: DO

Serpent King: !

I am Fred: we stole her phone

He's not Fred: and added ourselves.

Luney Tunes: sorry about this my friends. now we have other people to spread our positive energy with.

Bitch Witch: thanks alot trace

Trixie Witch: how is this my fault?

Idiot 1: cause u added luney in the first place

Hotzucchini: and Malfoy made the groupchat

Serpent King: how was I supposed to know that we would be letting crazy and two dumbasses into the chat?

Luney Tunes: language Draco, we're all minors here.

Handsy Witch: random question, what do u say when u stab your toe?

Luney Tunes: I apologize of course

I am Fred: jeez, I didn't even apologize when I stole Daphne's cat

Bitch Witch: YOU STOLE SCORPION!

Idoit 2: why the hell did u name ur cat Scorpion

Bitch Witch: I keep her locked in her cage in my room. WHEN WERE U IN THERE?!

He's not Fred: idk look at Fred

Hotzucchini: ok get I am...wait what?

Handsy Witch: no idea

Serpent King: how do ur parents tell you apart?

He's not Fred: usually Percy rats us out

Hotzucchini: yep, I hate him more than for being a griff

I am Fred:

He's not Fred:

Luney Tunes: well that's hurtful

Hotzucchini: ;)

Hotzucchni: who cares

Idiot 1: nobody 'in spongebob squarepants voice'

Handsy Witch: wtf

Bitch Witch: sooooo...is no one gonna tell me where my fvcking cat is

Luney Tunes: I spoke with hedwig, there was a cat walking around the owlery.

Serpent King: bhahahahahahaha

Idoit 2: nice one gingers

I am Fred: thanks

Bitch Witch: you're paying for this dumbasses

Bitch Witch is offline.

Trixie Witch: wow what a bitch.

I am Fred: yep

Trixie Witch: want to go on a date sometime georgie?

I am Fred: sure, want to prank snape?

Trixie Witch: sure

Trixie Witch and I am Fred are offline.

Handsy Witch: I'm not going to pretend to know what just happened.

Idiot 1: can someone help me with the DA homework, i can't read it

Luney Tunes: sure

Idoit 2: k

Luney Tunes and Idoits 1&2 are offline.

Serpent King: have to go terrorize some puffs

Everyone is offline


3:33 am

Trixie Witch, I am Fred, and He's not Fred are online.

Trixie Witch: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

I am Fred: Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Serpent King and three others are online.

Serpent King: wtf

He's not Fred: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Handsy Witch: yeah but who would want to

Idiot 1: Imagination, life is your creation

Hotzucchini: whats going on goyle?

I am Fred: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Trixie Witch: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Idiot 1: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Trixie Witch: (uu-oooh-u)

He's not Fred: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Trixie Witch: (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

He's not Fred: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Handsy Witch: GO TO SLEEP!

Everyone is offline.