He's not Fred, Hotzucchni, Bitch Witch, I am Fred, Trixie Witch, Handsy Witch, Idiot 1, Luney Tunes, Idoit 2, Serpent King, Female Ginger,

12:53 pm

Hotzucchini and 9 others aare online.

Trixie Witch: oh my god. that was fuckin amazing.

Hotzucchini: what happened?

Bitch Witch: you would know if you actually ever showed up to class

Idiot 1: one of the weasleys gave a second year a stink bomb and it blew up in Flitwick's class.

He's not Fred: it was terrific

I am Fred: shit ms cat teacher is after us.

Trixie Witch: away we fly

Trixie Witch, I am Fred, and He's not Fred are offline.

Handsy Witch: putting them together was a risk we never should've taken.

Serpent King: well too late for that now.

Luney Tunes: OMG LUNA WTF U NEVER TOLD ME U WERE ON A SLYTHERIN GROUPCHAT JKSJKSDKHF

Handsy Witch: who tf was that?

Luney Tunes: ginny looked over my phone and she's trying to add herself to see what her brothers have been up to.

Serpent King: no

Hotzucchini: I swear if u add another gryffindumb to this groupchat.

Ginevra Weasley has been added to the groupchat.

Ginevra Weasley: well that's insulting

Idoit 2: someone needs to change her name

Bitch Witch: on it

Bitch Witch has changed Ginevra Weasley to Female Ginger.

Female Ginger: is that the only signifigant part about me?

Serpent King: yep

Luney Tunes: ron doesn't look happy.

Female Ginger: and why is Tracy flirting with George.

Idiot 1: I thought she was flirting with Fred

Serpent King: does it really matter tho

Handsy Witch: maybe when it comes to the n.e.w.t.s.

Hotzucchini: when r those again.

Female Ginger: they start on monday

Idoit 2: how am I supposed to get all my studying in in 3 DAYS?!

Hotzucchini: do you ever study anyway?

Idoit 2: ...well...no

Serpent King: *awkward silence*

Female Ginger: what time r you guys using the quidditch field, harry wants to have a party for the gryffs.

Luney Tunes: am I invited?

Female Ginger: of course my love

Serpent King: snape doesn't have u guys scheduled

Idoit 2: c'mon draco, have some compassion

Idiot 1: who's side r u on anyway crabbe?

Idoit 2: it's ur job to know that goyle

Idiot 1: is not

Idoit 2: is too

Idiot 1: like you could count that high

Idoit 2: arghhhhhhhhhh

Idiot 1 and Idoit 2 are offline.

Handsy Witch: and that's why I assume I hear tribal screaming from the common room.

Serpent King: so anyways u can't have ur game with ur little gryffindumb friends.

Female Ginger: oh c'mon let ur boyfriend has some fun with someone other than u

Hotzucchini: oooooohhhhhhhhh

Bitch Witch: bhahahahaha

Serpent King: FOR THE RECORD, I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER TOLERATE POTTER

Female Ginger: ...sure Draco

Luney Tunes: time to get to class my friends.

Everyone is offline


The Mighty Gryffindoors

Female Ginger is online

Female Ginger: guys, I got an answer about the quidditch game

Everyone in the groupchat is online

DaChosenBih: yes ginny

Female Ginger: ur boyfriend said we couldn't, I'll ask trace and the twins to take care of that tho.

DinDeamus: where'd u ask him. george said something about a groupchat?

Iblowstuffup: youre on a groupchat with those dinguses

RoNaLdWeAsLeY: ur kidding right ginny?

Female Ginger: I am ron, let me merge the chats

TheSmartOne: nononono, don't

Female Ginger has merged The Mighty Gryffindoors and Slytherin Rules.

Slytherin Rules

Female Ginger: see, group chat

DinDeamus: this is tomorrow's issue.

Everyone is offline.