Different Snow
Rollin deep asked for a oneshot of Snow getting hit on the head and acting like her Disney counterpart when she wakes up. She drives her family insane.
People are never wasting my time by requesting things. Sure, it's annoying when they're requesting a sequel and haven't put the chapter name and number, but even then I wouldn't call it wasting my time.
"When is this going to end?" Emma hissed to her dad. Who knew one tiny bump to the head could be so catastrophic?
"Whale said he'll need to run a couple more tests, but getting her to stay at the hospital is hard. She's frightened of all the loud sounds." Charming whispered. Meanwhile, Snow was going around the whole house with a duster, humming some ridiculously merry tune. Her whole voice had changed. It was like that thing some people get after a head injury where they find they speak with a different accent, except Snow was speaking like, well, Snow. Except the Disney version. At first it had been manageable. Funny, even. But after a couple of days it had already grown old. She was simply too sickly sweet like this. They all wanted the real Snow back!
"Can't we just give her some sleeping tablets and have the hospital run their tests while she's sleeping?" Emma grumbled. Charming shook his head.
"She needs to be awake, Whale said." Charming explained. "Otherwise I'd be right behind you with that plan." Emma sighed in frustration.
"Come along now, dears. I have a cherry pie in the oven and it should be ready ever so soon!" Snow called to them with a vomit inducing little giggle. Charming and Emma smiled politely over at her before sharing their own dismayed glance between them. They'd had three cherry pies since the accident. Snow couldn't get enough baking done. Although, for some reason, never apple pies. They had a funny feeling they knew why that was.
