Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble

Rated T for Mild Language and Violence

Summary: 150 competitors from your favorite video games compete in an all-out battle royal gauntlet to see which character can not only be considered the greatest of all time, but can be granted any wish he desires. Who will definitely be the last one standing?

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with any video games or any of the characters from those video games. The various characters from every video game you see here are owned by Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Capcom, SNK, WB Games, Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Activision, Konami, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Atlus, Rare, Microsoft, Ubisoft, Koei Tecmo, etc. Anyway, to make sure I'm not doing this alone though, The Amazing Ghost Musician will help me out with this story as well. So all thanks and the credit goes to him, everyone. Anyway, sit back with a nice six-pack full of Sprite with you, and enjoy this masterpiece we have created. Enjoy!


Chapter 5: Don't Get Mad, Get Psycho


10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #16: Sir Dan Fortesque (MediEvil)

Once the buzzer sounded off, a melodious middle age tune began to play out in the soundsystem as a human skeleton without a jaw and dressed in silver armor came out through the curtain and received quite a tremendous ovation from the entire San Diego crowd, who were busy chanting "Sir Dan" over and over again.

"Hey, there's someone we haven't seen in a while!" The King exclaimed.

"Straight off the heels of last year's remake on the PS4, here comes Sir Daniel Fortesque from the PlayStation classic, MediEvil!" Cole quickly pointed out.

Tazz suddenly managed to get a good look at Sir Dan's entire face and found himself creeped out at the sight of him, "What on earth happened to his jaw, guys? It looks like it's missing!"

"Well, if you would have paid more attention to the games, Tazz, you would have known that he lost his jaw and left eye that he had in the battle of Gallowmere!" JR said to the ECW original.

"Oh, so that's what happened." Tazz nodded.

As the commentators were left scratching their heads from Tazz's utter sanity, Sir Dan got right inside the ring and approached Ken Masters, who turned around to him only to stop and look at his face.

"Oh, come on, that's not fair!" Ken whined to Sir Dan, "You don't even have a jaw!"

All Sir Dan could do was reply with a shrug, which left Ken to shake his head and say, "But no matter, I'll knock your head clean off so hard, you'll-"

Ken could not finish that sentence however as Sir Dan kicked Ken right in the gut and grabbed the cocky karate master's neck, crashing him down with a big Stone Cold Stunner!

"There it is, the Stone Cold Stunner!" JR pointed out nicely.

"No doubt Stone Cold saw it and gave him a hell yeah!" Tazz smirked.

"I think Kevin Owens could say the same thing, Tazz!" Cole smirked as well.

After Sir Dan was busy talking trash right down to Ken (which wasn't saying much because he had no jaw and could only muffle), he felt D-Va grab onto him and shove Sir Dan right to the turnbuckle, hoping to attack him right at the corner.

She couldn't get the chance to as Sir Dan grabbed D-Va and sent her to the corner instead, proceeding to kick D-Va right in the ribs repeatedly, therefore stomping a mudhole onto her over and over again much to the delight of the crowd!

"I think Sir Dan's about to stomp that mudhole dry!" JR exclaimed.

"Poor D-Va," The King gulped in fear, "She's turning into a human doormat here! I'm hoping Sir Dan wiped his feet before this Rumble!"

While that was going on however, the camera shifted out of the ring and right into ringside to see a nurse come out to ringside with a tray of water that she was rolling in a cart. This scene definitely confused the heck out of the commentators, who wanted to see what the fuss was all about.

"Whoa, what on earth is going on here?" Cole asked himself.

"I think I might know what it is!" The King said, asking Cole firsthand.

"Well, what is it?" The Cole shrugged.

The King then cleared his throat and said, "Well, do you remember in every marathon race you see on TV, you see one of the runners stop and get themselves a cup of water before they continue running their race. Well, I figured that just in case that if the wrestlers are beat, they can roll under the ring and refresh themselves with a cup of fresh Alaskan spring water! That way, they won't be exhausted that easily."

"Well, I gotta say, that's a very interesting idea, King." JR nodded, being impressed by King's idea.

"What can I say, I'm charitable?" The King shrugged back.

Meanwhile, at another side of the ring, Cloud Strife was getting his hands full with Hurk Drubman, who was busy being placed upside down at the lower left turnbuckle in the form of a Tree of Woe. Before Hurk could realize what's going on, Cloud immediately used his boot to suffocate Hurk's entire mouth, possibly choking the air out of Hurk himself.

"There's a position Hurk doesn't wanna be in right now!" Tazz exclaimed.

"Well, it's too bad because Cloud's choking the life out of Hurk as we speak!" JR nodded to Tazz.

After only around ten full seconds of that foot choke, Cloud separated himself from Hurk for a while so that he could recover himself. It wouldn't be long though before Sonic The Hedgehog came rolling in with a spindash, knocking the hell out of Hurk!

"What a spindash!" The King exclaimed, "I think Hurk-a-Mania may be running mild at this point!"

"From the way I look at it, King, you could be right!" Cole said, nodding to The King from that statement.

As Hurk's mind began to get a little dazed and confused from the move he suffered, Taki was having trouble trying to hang on the ropes as hard as she could with both Commander Shepard and Gabriel Logan trying to push her over the top rope. Yet, her grip around the ropes managed to be strong as ever despite being caught in this elimination process.

"Well, I don't know who's more in trouble, Hurk or Taki?" Tazz said, quickly pointing to Taki.

"Right now it could be Taki if Shepard and Logan get their way with a big elimination!" JR exclaimed.

Unfortunately for the both of them, they only managed to get her over the top rope before Taki shut both men out with a forearm shot to Gabriel and a kick towards Shepard's head. This brought the ninja enough time to quickly head up the top rope and get them to turn right around to her.

"What on earth could Taki be thinking?" The King raised his eyebrow.

When they finally did turn around, Taki leaped up in the air, only for the two men to catch her midair therefore leaving the aerial attempt that Taki did fail on impact!

"Uh-oh!" Tazz yelped.

"It was a bad move for Taki to pull off a body press like that!" Cole pointed out quickly.

The two men were attempting to throw Taki over the top rope and onto the floor, but before they could though, they turned around to see D-Va leap off the apron ropes and dropkick Taki right in the back, forcing Taki's momentum to crash down on both men!

"D-Va right out of nowhere!" JR shouted out suspensefully.

"That definitely took them down!" Tazz nodded, "I mean, if Taki couldn't, well then, D-Va could!"

As both Commander Shepard and Gabriel Logan attempted to recover from that unexpected move, the entire crowd all looked over to the stage and saw the Rumble clock right up, indicating that another Rumble entrant was about to enter right now.

"I'm feeling excited, guys! Who's gonna be the next one to enter the Rumble match?" The King asked his broadcast partners as the clock ticked down.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #17: Shana (The Legend of Dragoon)

As the buzzer rang throughout Qualcomm Stadium, the crowd was treated to the tune "Holy Diver" by Dio playing as a medium-haired woman with brown hair and decked out in a white/blue dress with brown shoulder pads came through the curtain and was just like any other entrant before and after her, greeted with another big ovation from the entire crowd themselves.

"Wow, another big surprise! And more puppies!" The King said, shrilling himself with laughter.

"You can say that again, King!" JR replied. "We've got a very interesting entrant coming in the form of Shana from The Legend of Dragoon!"

"She's considered to be one of the underdogs alongside Coco Bandicoot, so we'll definitely see what Shana's capable of in this match!" Tazz nodded along.

Once Shana finally got in the ring, she was being approached by Hurk Drubman, who tried to catch her by surprise with a running clothesline. But Shana managed to roll herself down in a ball, forcing her to dodge the clothesline and connect with a big Pele kick straight to Hurk's head!

"Shana with a big Pele kick!" Cole pointed out.

"That'll knock him loose!" The King nodded, agreeing with Cole.

The impact of that hit managed to knock him pretty good as it left Hurk hanging over the ropes, which forced Shana to take the opportunity by pushing his leg up and sending him over the top rope. But much to his good/bad luck, he didn't go off the apron but instead, Hurk looked down to see he was standing next to a barbed-wire table that Commander Shepard put out at ringside.

"Whoa, he's safe!" Tazz exclaimed.

"Yeah, but he may not be for long!" The King said as he was pointing to the barbed-wire table, "Look what Hurk's standing near at!"

"Dear gawd, this is not gonna be good for Hurk at all!" JR shook his head.

Shana attempted to knock Hurk out, only for Hurk to catch Shana by surprise with a stiff forearm to the face.

He couldn't get the chance to celebrate at all once Corvo Attano came out swinging with a big superkick, knocking Hurk off the apron and crash landing onto the barbed wire table, forcing the announcers to shriek in pure horror!

"OH MY GOD!" Cole shouted in horror.

"HOLY SH-!" Tazz said in a loud gasp.

"GAWD ALMIGHTY!" JR gasped, "HURK MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!"

"OH MY FREAKIN' GODDDDDDDDDDD!" The King yelled. "HURK IS DONE FOR, HE'S HISTORY!"

"You may be right, King! Hurkamania is dead, all thanks to Corvo!" Cole nodded.

7th Eliminated: Hurk Drubman; Eliminated by: Corvo Attano; Duration: 4:18

After the EMTs at ringside were busy trying to get Hurk off the barbed wire table he was put into, Sir Dan Fortesque was at the upper right turnbuckle trying to get Cloud with a top rope hurricanrana, only for Cloud to start hitting at Sir Dan's skeletal abdomen right away, leaving him unable to pull off the move.

"I think Sir Dan's making a mistake being in that position!" Tazz said, pointing to Sir Dan as he was still standing on the middle rope.

"I agree, because there's a good chance Sir Dan may be pushed over and out like that!" Cole nodded to Tazz.

Thankfully, there was no one approaching Sir Dan as of this moment, so he attempted to try the top-rope hurricanrana once more only for Cloud to prevent him once again with skeletal gut shots.

However, that only pissed Sir Dan off to the point where he finally shut Cloud up with a 10-punch salute straight to the ex-soldier's head!

"That's definitely one way for Cloud to keep still!" The King pointed out as well.

With Cloud dizzy as ever, Sir Dan Fortesque sent Cloud catapulting in the air with a top rope hurricanrana. But as soon as he came down though, Shana managed to run right in and catch Cloud mid-air with a big RKO out of nowhere! That one single spot managed to get a very gigantic pop from not just the crowd themselves, but the commentators as well!

"Wha- no way!" Tazz said, flipping himself out of his seat.

"Cloud may have just been decapitated by that move!" Cole shrieked.

"Sir Dan and Shana with a big Gin & Juice on Cloud Strife!" JR replied, referring to the move made famous by AEW tag team, Private Party.

"That might've known that one from the Private Party themselves!" Tazz smirked.

"You know, those guys kinda remind me of The New Day in a way." The King brought up.

"Huh, how so, King?" Cole said to the King.

"Well for one, both teams love to party and dance!" The King replied.

"That's true, King!" Tazz agreed.

"Expect that The New Day are 7 time WWE Tag Team Champions," JR mentioned, "While Private Party has yet to win the AEW Tag team Championships."

Meanwhile, as Cloud was still disoriented from that move he took, Sonic managed to grab the ladder that Cloud attempted to bring to the ring and carried it around his shoulders in a fireman's carry position. And then, he started to spin the ladder around in an airplane spin, using it as a weapon in itself.

"Check this out!" The King said, pointing to the airplane spin.

"Sonic is using the ladder as a human propeller just like Terry Funk!" Tazz exclaimed.

Both D-Va and Taki attempted to stop Sonic the best they could, but Sonic said otherwise as he spun the ladder toward their heads, knocking them out for the time being.

"Ouch!" JR cringed in pain, "That definitely cannot feel good!"

"I see some aspirin's in order for these two!" The King exclaimed as well.

Ken attempted to stop Sonic himself, only to see the hedgehog swing the ladder towards him. The cocky karate expert managed to duck down twice, therefore avoiding the airplane spin altogether.

"Wow, look at Ken avoiding danger like a boss!" Tazz smirked a little.

Once Ken got back up and pointed at his own brain like a thinking man to the entire crowd, he turned around only to see Sonic use the ladder rung and strike Ken right in the face, much to comedic relief.

"Well, he definitely didn't avoid that!" Cole negatively shook his head.

"That's what happens when you show off too much, Cole." The King replied, "And Ken paid for that big time!"

As Ken held his jaw around in excruciating pain, the entire crowd instantly got up right to their seats and stared over to the stage to check out the countdown clock, which lit right up to reveal its next Rumble entrant of the match!

"This is getting very rowdy, guys. And no doubt our next entrant may make it even more rowdier!" Tazz smirked once more in anticipation as the Rumble clock ticked down to a count of 10.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #18: Christie Monteiro (Tekken)

Once the buzzer rang out once more for everyone to hear, the song "Check The Rhime" by A Tribe Called Quest began to play around the stadium's soundsystem, which was followed by a woman with tanned skin, brown hair with a ponytail, gold top and silver pants coming out through the curtain with an another big ovation from the crowd.

"I think the Rumble's about to get a little touch of rhythm, guys!" The King smirked very flirtatiously.

"And this next entrant knows how to bring it, King!" Cole nodded, "Here comes Christie Monteiro from the Tekken series at number 18!"

"For those who don't know, Christie is skilled in the art of capoeira, which she'll use to her advantage here!" JR reminded everyone watching.

Christie finally got on the apron only to see Corvo Attano come right at her with another superkick of his. The student of Eddy Gordo managed to outsmart Corvo though as she lowered the ropes down, sending Corvo nut-first onto the ropes before stumbling back to the ring (thankfully, he didn't go over).

"Whoa!" Tazz shrieked.

"Christie nearly came that close to eating that superkick!" JR said, sighing in relief.

"Yeah, and all that got was Corvo's nuts wrecking on those ropes!" The King nodded.

Seeing the image of Corvo wincing in pain from that nut-shot, Christie managed to capitalize on this situation by grabbing onto the ropes and leap inside the ring, landing down on Corvo's entire face with a big slingshot leg drop!

"Christie dropping the leg all over Corvo!" JR pointed out.

"It's been only like 10 seconds and so far, she's doing quite well for herself!" Tazz nodded as well with a smirk around his face.

"Oh yeah, I'm picking Christie to win the rumble!" The King grinned.

"Then again, there are entire contestants that they have not entered yet, King!" JR reminded The King, "So you might wanna be careful who you pick!"

Christie wasn't quite finished with Corvo yet as she put him in the center of the ring before going right up the top rope, looking to pull off an insane aerial maneuver from the top.

"Christie's right up on the drop zone!" Tazz replied.

"That's a very dangerous position to be in this type of match!" Cole mentioned.

After a deep breath, Christie leaped off the top, looking to crash down on Corvo with a high-flying moonsault. But Corvo managed to move out of the way, only for Christie to land on her feet and perform another moonsault (a feigned moonsault), landing on Corvo picture perfectly!

"Wow, what an epic recovery!" The King said, impressed by that feign moonsault.

"That's the same kind of moonsault we've seen Andrade do to his opponents!" JR exclaimed.

"Christie's dominating this rumble!" Tazz smirked, "I think you might be right about her being a favorite to win, King."

"But then again, I have been thinking of others that'll enter the rumble!" The King smiled at Tazz.

"Let me guess, do they have 'puppies'?" J.R. asked The King.

The King then gasped to JR, "How did you know?"

"I'm psychic, King." JR sarcastically rolled his eyes.

"Well, JR's right, It's pretty obvious who you always pick!" Cole replied to the King. "You always go for the hot women!"

"What can I say, it's just who I am!" The King nodded with a shrug.

Christie was about to get up for a minute when all of a sudden, she saw Sir Dan Fortesque approach her from behind.

The student of Eddy Gordo managed to do a backwards somersault and placed her feet around Sir Dan's neck, which forced her to spin Christie all around.

"Whoa, look at Christie go, guys!" Tazz said, pointing out to the headscissor spin.

After only ten seconds of spinning though, Christie then managed to flip Sir Dan over on his back, nailing the tilt-o-whirl headscissors quite perfectly!

"Christie with the headscissors!" Cole exclaimed.

"What an incredible move!" The King smirked once more, "Who knew how well she could dance?"

"Well, capoeira adds a little bit of an dance element, so it's definitely no surprise!" JR nodded.

While Christie continued to build up momentum, Commander Shepard lifted up Gabriel Logan in a Samoan Drop position all before stumbling back and letting go of Gabe once he got the agent over the top rope. Thankfully, Gabe only managed to keep himself on the apron just for safe-keeping.

"Whoa, Gabe is going!" Tazz quickly pointed out.

"Nope, he's still alive!" The King shook his head, "He didn't go all the way down!"

Shepard soon turned around to see Gabriel was still on the apron. He attempted to strike the agent off the apron with a hard punch to the face, but Gabe managed to duck down and hit Shepard with a big shoulder block to the ribs. Gabe then had enough strength to lift Shepard up with a big back body drop through the middle rope, which sent Shepard over the top rope and onto the floor bringing out very big cheers from the audience!

"No way!" Cole exclaimed.

"I can't believe it, Cole! Commander Shepard's eliminated!" The King pointed out in a flash.

"Consider Shepard's night in the Rumble over!" JR nodded.

8th Eliminated: Commander Shepard; Eliminated by: Gabriel Logan; Duration: 11:36

Once Commander Shepard took his leave in the Rumble, Christie continued to go on a huge roll in the Rumble after catching Sonic The Hedgehog with a big body slam.

After she put the blue speedster down, Christie then went right up the top rope, but not without pulling out a stop sign from the garbage can first. This scene that the commentators were watching with their eyes made them tremble in fear.

"Oh my goodness, is Christie gonna do what I think she's gonna do?" Tazz said to his broadcast partners.

JR nodded and shook his head at the same time before saying, "Yeah, and it looks like nobody is gonna stop her!"

Not giving out second thoughts to her well-being, Christie placed the stop sign around her body and flipped herself over with a big moonsault, crashing both her body and sign down all over Sonic with another amazing pop!

"My gawd!" JR hissed painfully.

"Sonic definitely won't be going fast after that move!" The King shook his head very unsurely.

Cole then shrugged by saying, "But you have to wonder what kind of pain Christie suffered doing that move herself!"

As the camera got a good look at Christie clutching her ribs in a little bit of pain, the entire San Diego crowd all stood up out of their seats and looked toward the titantron, where the Rumble clock lit up to reveal it's next entrant of the Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble match.

"I think we're gonna look alive, guys. Here comes number 19 coming on its way!" Tazz said, pointing to the curtain.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #19: Psymon Stark (SSX Tricky)

Once the buzzer sounded off for a good 17th time, the crowd's ears were tuned to the song "Chemical Warfare" by Slayer playing on the soundspeakers as a man with big brown-haired cornrows, chain tattoos in his arms, white tanktop, blue jeans, brown boots and piercings around his face came out through that exact curtain to another big ovation from the entire San Diego faithful (then again, everyone might as well become a fan favorite).

However, he wasn't acting any normal though as he started running around in circles and screaming like a crazy person that escaped from a mental institution somewhere.

"Oh no, this guy?!" The King cried out in comedic agony.

"I'm afraid so, King!" Cole nodded, "Here comes Psymon Stark from the SSX series at number 19!"

"I've heard some weird things about this man and the erratic behavior this guy emits every time he steps into the slope!" JR nodded as well, "No doubt he's gonna be like this once he steps inside that ring!"

Tazz then shook his head at Psymon before saying to JR, "Speaking of erratic, what the hell's up with that guy? He's just running all over the stage like he's frickin' mad!"

"Well, that's just the way he is, Tazz!" JR replied to Tazz.

Psymon ran a good portion of the stage for a good several seconds before he looked over to the edge to the stage and saw a stack of tables sitting in two.

Shaking his head like the headbanger he was, Psymon laughed maniacally as he started running at the end of the stage and dove off, crashlanding onto the tables much to the delight of the entire San Diego crowd and to much confusion of the commentators!

"Oh, dear gawd!" JR shrieked, "He's broken!"

"Did Psy… did Psymon just toss himself off the stage and into the tables?!" Cole shrieked as well, not knowing what to make about his randomous antics.

"Damn it, this psycho's not right!" The King shook his head, "And I thought Sid was the only psychotic one here!"

"You kiddin' me, King? This guy gives Sid and AJ Lee a run for their money!" Tazz said, replying with a shocking gulp.

He didn't go down for long though as Psymon no-sold the table bump and started running around the entire audience of fans, who were high-fiving him as he was running past them like a complete coke-addicted madman.

Psymon even stopped to see one of the spectators with a balding head and a Roman Reigns t-shirt holding a beer in hand. Without any problem, Psymon snatched the beer out of the guys hand and started pouring it down on his forehead before laughing very manically once more.

"Hey, what the- Psymon, that's not how you drink a beer!" Tazz groaned in regret.

"Okay, whose idea was it to put him in the Rumble match?" The King asked JR.

"Well, don't ask me, I'm not in charge of the Rumble!" JR shrugged to the King, "You can try asking Kenny Omega though!"

Psymon then threw the beer cup away and started running towards the barricade, therefore ramming into the entire thing and breaking it all in two!

"Okay, someone give this guy some help!" Cole shouted, asking for help.

"Where is the number of that mental asylum again?" Tazz asked his partners, "I think they must've forgotten their patient!"

"I don't even know where he came from, Tazz!" JR shrugged to the ECW legend.

As Psymon spent his good time on the outside hurting himself, both Ken Masters and Cloud Strife were at the lower left turnbuckle, trapping D-Va with some stinging Ric Flair-like chops. Each chop getting louder as time went on.

"Well, it looks like D-Va's caught between two guys and a hard place!" The King smirked very naughtily.

"Definitely not the double team D-Va was expecting!" Tazz shook his head with a smirk.

Before Cloud could even think about chopping her though, Ken stopped him for a minute before he gestured over to the ring announcer, asking him to come here.

"Oh, what's going on here?" Cole asked JR.

"It seems that Ken wants The Fink to come over here for some reason." JR said, guessing his heart out.

Ken then managed to snatch the microphone out of The Fink's head before sending the mic close to D-Va's entire chest.

Once Cloud saw that, he managed to chop the brunette so loudly that the sound of that chop was ringing around the crowd's and commentator's ears!

"HOLY CRAP!" Tazz chuckled very loudly.

"By gawd, I think that might have made my ears bled!" JR cringed a little.

"That's definitely gonna leave one hell of a birthmark, JR!" King chuckled again.

The impact of that move forced D-Va to clutch onto her chest in excruciating pain and forced herself right on her knees.

Seeing her in this position, both Ken and Cloud went to separate corners and stared down D-Va right in the middle of the ring, as if they were about to set up a double-team move.

"I don't know how it could get any worse for D-Va here." Cole shook his head.

"I think we're gonna see why, Cole!" Tazz said, quickly pointing out what was about to occur next in the ring.

As soon as D-Va looked up, both Ken and Cloud rushed toward her and connected her entire head with a superkick/knee strike combo. Ken caught D-Va good with a big knee strike to the back of her head while Cloud blasted her toward the face with a superkick!

"Oh, and they Meet In The Middle!" Cole shouted out, referring to the old double team finisher that was used by both Johnny Gargano and Tomasso Ciampa in DIY.

"That's gonna be one heck of a face-lift, Cole!" The King nodded.

"And maybe a headache while she's at it!" Tazz nodded to King in return.

With D-Va lying motionless around the mat, the crowd all stood up yet again and saw the Rumble clock light up once more on the titantron, therefore bringing in another entrant that was about to enter the matchup momentarily.

"I think we're gonna see the next entrant come up!" Cole exclaimed, "Hopefully, Psymon won't stand in his way!"

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #20: Vault Dweller (Fallout)

Once that buzzer was heard around the stadium again, the crowd was treated to the sound of "California Love" from Tupac and Dr. Dre much to a big thrilling pop before a man dressed in a dirty blue-yellow jumpsuit with the number "13" on his back came out through the curtain to a tremendous pop as well.

"Well, this guy looks like he's ready to throw down." The King nodded.

"And no doubt Vault Dweller from the Fallout series feels that way King!" JR nodded as well, "He's the 20th entrant drawn for this Rumble match!"

Tazz then raised his eyebrow in confusion as he said, "Wait a minute, does this guy even have a name?"

"Um, I think he's just your usual vault dweller, Tazz." Cole said to the ECW original.

"So, should I call him V.D. then?" Tazz shrugged.

As the rest of the commentators tried not to lose their laughter from Tazz's clueless stupidity, Vault Dweller then got right inside the ring and started going to work right away by surprising Ken with two haymaker punches before dropping Ken with a hard vicious backhand!

"Whoa, Vault Dweller not wasting any time here!" JR shook his head.

"He definitely stiffed up Ken really good with that backhand," Tazz said, nodding with JR, "Hoping that didn't hurt him too bad."

With Ken possibly dazed out of his mind, Vault Dweller was then approached by Christie, who tried to surprise him with a flying dropkick. Using his smarts though, Vault Dweller sidestepped out of the way and blasted Christie with a gigantic discus clothesline!

"My gawd!" JR cringed uncomfortably.

"Looks like Christie isn't gonna be doing much dancing after that hit!" The King shook his head.

"I'm afraid you might be right, King." Michael Cole nodded, agreeing with the King.

Taki attempted to stop Vault Dweller herself with three fast kicks before attempting the fourth kick, which Vault Dweller caught with his hands at the nick of time, leaving the rest of the fans stunned.

"Uh-oh..." Tazz gulped.

"I think Taki's gonna regret doing that." The King replied.

And the King was right. With Taki only hopping around on only one foot, Vault Dweller pulled her close to him and slammed her down with a brutal spinebuster for good measure!

"Oh, and a big spinebuster!" Cole said, gasping a little.

"Can't believe this is a thousandth time we've saw someone clean house the first thing they enter the ring!" King smirked.

"I won't be surprised if this trend keeps going!" Tazz shook his head with a smirk of his own.

Meanwhile, as Vault Dweller was busy cleaning house, both Shana and Cloud Strife attempted to double team Corvo Attano by attempting to get him over with a big double suplex, only for Corvo to attach one of his legs to Cloud's making him unliftable for the two.

"Look at both Shana and Cloud attempting to get Corvo over!" Tazz pointed out.

"Yeah, it looks like Corvo's not gonna let it happen!" JR shook his head.

"He of course is still feeling the effects of that painful impact he suffered at the hands of Christie not too long ago." Cole replied.

Before the two could attempt to get Corvo up again though, Sonic The Hedgehog managed to step in and punch Corvo right in the ribs, which made it easier for both Cloud, Shana and Sonic to lift Corvo up in the sky and slam him down with a big triple-team suplex!

"I guess that helped!" The King chuckled.

"Sonic making things easier for both Cloud and Shana here." JR nodded.

As Sonic looked to help both Cloud and Shana altogether, he was then cut off by Psymon Stark who pulled the blue speedster out of the ring and whipped him right to a barricade, flipping him over much to the delight of his loyal fanbase.

"What the- Psymon Stark just whipped Sonic to the barricade!" Cole shrieked a little.

"This guy hasn't even entered the damn ring yet, and so far, he's already causing havoc!" Tazz exclaimed.

"Damn it, someone get some help for Sonic!" JR exclaimed as well before saying, "Better yet, somebody get that psycho some help."

Psymon wasn't quite done with Sonic so far as he was waiting for the blue hedgehog to get right back up to his feet. When he did though, Psymon started to sprint all throughout four corners at ringside before he ran right towards Sonic, crushing him with a big cannonball that sent both the psycho and the blue speedster crashing through the barricade in half!

"OH MY GAWD!" JR horrifyingly cried out, "HE KILLED HIM!"

"Psymon Stark just nearly turned Sonic into a plate of frickin' roadkill!" Tazz shrieked out of his seat.

"Hey, I know you have to eliminate your opponent over the top rope with both feet hitting the floor, but it looks like Psymon may have came close to eliminating Sonic from this whole Rumble entirely!" The King unsurely shook his head.

"I'm afraid you could be right, King!" Cole nodded, agreeing with the King's comment.

It didn't take too long for the EMT's to come down the aisle though and approach Sonic, who right now was in an excruciating world of hurt. Before they could even get to them though, Psymon no-sold the cannonball run right away by getting up to laugh manically at the medics, who backed away from the erratic tattooed madman just out of pure spite.

"Well, it looks like Psymon wants Sonic all to himself!" Tazz chuckled a little out of disturbance.

"I don't get this at all," JR shook his head before asking, "What on earth did Sonic ever do to Psymon at all?!"

"I don't know, JR, but it looks like Psymon's just being Psymon himself!" The King nodded to JR.

Psymon then grabbed Sonic right by his blue hair and sent him right back to the ring to do more damage to him.

But when he got on the apron though, Sir Dan Fortesque came out running and decked Psymon in the face with a big running superkick that sent Psymon off the apron and onto the floor. However, since Psymon legally never entered the ring in the first place, the elimination didn't count.

"Superkick by Sir Dan himself!" JR exclaimed.

"Well, if nothing else can stop Psymon from causing more damage, maybe Sir Dan might!" Cole nodded in unison.

"For now of course." Tazz nodded as well, agreeing with Cole.

JR then shook his head before saying, "Of course, that didn't count as an elimination since Psymon didn't enter the ring to begin with!"

As Psymon started to reel from the superkick he suffered, the crowd all stood up once again to look at the Rumble clock that lit up the titantron once more, waiting in anticipation as the next entrant of the match was about to make his way momentarily.

"This is feeling very tense, guys." The King replied to his commentators, "And so am I! Who's gonna come out next?"

To be continued...


Settle your crown, King. We'll get there when we can. But right now, it's stat time! Let's see what we got now!

Number of competitors who have been eliminated: 8

Number of competitors still left in the ring: 12

Number of competitors still left: 130

Competitors that are eliminated: Dan Hibiki, Arthur, Roxas, Niko Bellic, Claire Redfield, Elena Fisher, Hurk Drubman and Commander Shepard

Competitors that are still in the ring: Cloud Strife, Sonic The Hedgehog, D-Va, Gabriel Logan, Ken Masters, Taki, Corvo Attano, Sir Dan Fortesque, Shana, Christie Monteiro, Psymon Stark and Vault Dweller

Most Eliminations: Cloud Strife (3 eliminations)

Ok, stats are over. Now for the burning questions people want to know:

Will Psymon continue to go psycho?

Will Psymon ever enter the ring?

Is Psymon such an awesome character to play in SSX Tricky?

Okay, that last part is actually pretty sure, but the questions shall be answered in the next chapter, everyone. Anyway, make sure you all read, review and leave feedback if you feel like until the next chapter is over and done with. Salutations!

P.S.: Oh, and truth be told, Private Party is more like the Street Profits because of the similar gimmick and style that both teams possess. No doubt those two teams will make great tag team champions in their respective leagues coming down the road.