Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Mild Language and Violence
Summary: 150 competitors from your favorite video games compete in an all-out battle royal gauntlet to see which character can not only be considered the greatest of all time, but can be granted any wish he desires. Who will definitely be the last one standing?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with any video games or any of the characters from those video games. The various characters from every video game you see here are owned by Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Capcom, SNK, WB Games, Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Activision, Konami, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Atlus, Rare, Microsoft, Ubisoft, Koei Tecmo, etc. Anyway, to make sure I'm not doing this alone though since both The Amazing Ghost Musician and WOLFWATCHER12 will help me out with this story as well. So all thanks and the credit goes to him, everyone. Anyway, sit back with a nice six-pack full of Sprite with you, and enjoy this masterpiece we have created. Enjoy!
Chapter 8: Eat The Rich
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Entrant #41: Handsome Jack (Borderlands)
As the buzzer sounded out through Qualcomm Stadium, the fans all broke out in a mixed reaction as a man came out dressed in a collared-up brown shirt, black jeans, brown shoes and dark grey trenchcoat, set to the tune of Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy".
"Well, this is definitely not gonna look good now!" Tazz shook his head.
"Definitely not for the competitors in that ring!" Cole shook his head as well, "Because here comes one of the villains from the Borderlands series, Handsome Jack!"
The King took charm to this man and smirked, "No doubt he looks handsome alright. That can explain the legions of fans he has despite being a villain!"
However, before he could hit the ring though, Handsome Jack decided to look under the ring for a weapon he could use in this match.
After seconds of searching around, Jack managed to pull out a steel chair for good use.
"I guess he's looking to add some hardware, guys." Tazz replied.
"That's definitely gonna add trouble to this match!" JR nodded.
Much to everyone's surprise, Handsome Jack wasn't entering the ring to attack anyone with the chair.
So instead, he opened up the chair and placed it on the ringside, all before sitting on it and relaxing like a laid-back visitor ever should. This little act didn't sit very well with some of the fans, although there were 50% of them who all popped for this situation.
"Wait a minute, is he just sitting there?" Cole raised his eyebrow.
"He's not even entering the ring!" J.R. groaned, "What a bum this guy must be!"
"Oh, come on, JR. I think what he's doing is smart!" The King smirked to JR before saying, "I mean, he must've been tired running down that aisle."
Handsome Jack's little act wasn't sitting very well with the referees either as one of them (obviously Earl Hebner) approached Jack with a stern feeling in his voice, "Hey, you know the rules, you have to get in the ring right away!"
"C'mon, I was tired having to run down the aisle!" Jack said to Earl, "I gotta have a break, you know!"
"Yeah, you tell 'em, Jack!" The King replied, cheering for him.
"Well, sooner or later, King, he's gonna have to step into that ring!" JR replied to The King.
The King rolled his eyes before smirking, "He can take the time all he wants. After all, this is a long Rumble."
While Handsome Jack was busy relaxing at ringside, Johnny Cage still wasn't getting a break at the ropes as Byleth Eisner lifted his legs right up the mat. However, he wasn't looking to eliminate him over the top rope and onto the floor.
So instead, Byleth swung his foot and kicked Cage right between the legs, forcing the commentators to shriek and shudder!
"Oh no!" The King whined, "Not the jewels!"
"I'm afraid so, King!" Cole nodded to The King, "Byleth just went downstairs all over Cage!"
"I'll say, he ain't gonna be mating for a while!" Tazz shook his head while chuckling.
The pain shot through the actor's sack so bad, he found himself whining in pain as he spoke to the camera, "Someone get my stunt double! I need a timeout!"
"What in the hell is Johnny Cage thinking?" JR raised his eyebrow.
"An ice pack if that's the case!" The King nodded while being concerned for Cage, "I mean, he needs it for a timeout!"
"King, you know there are no timeouts in the Royal Rumble match!" Cole replied.
The King then turned to Cole and shouted, "Well, there should be for someone like Cage!"
Meanwhile, as Cage continued writhing in pain from that painful nut shot, Hope Estheim was also at the ropes, struggling as hard as he could to eliminate Corvo Attano from the matchup. Corvo was smarter than that however as he hung on tightly to his ropes using both his legs and arms combined like a spider monkey.
"Corvo attempts to hang on as long as he can!" JR pointed out.
"Hang in there, Corvo!" Tazz replied, "I've got some of my money on you, buddy."
However, things totally got different when Handsome Jack stood out of his chair for some reasons unknown. But it soon got intentional right away when Handsome Jack rushed right up the apron and grabbed Hope right by the hair, therefore flipping him over the top rope and onto the floor in a very controversial elimination! This brought a whole round of distaste from the fans, who were booing Handsome Jack to pure death (although he did get a few cheers from his followers).
"Hey, what the-?" Cole gasped in surprise.
"C'mon, that ain't right!" JR groaned out of pure disgust.
"Nooooooo, Not Hope!" Tazz groaned in disappointment. "Please tell me that didn't just happen!"
"Oh, that happened alright!" The King nodded to Tazz, "What a smart move by Jack!"
"Damnit, why did it have to be Hope?" Tazz shook his head. "I had my money on him too!"
"Well you better find another pick, Tazz!" Cole replied, "Because this rumble is far from over."
"Yeah too bad for you, since Jack is smart as he is handsome!" The King grinned.
JR then rolled his eyes before saying, "Yeah right, King! That guy is nothing more than a snake in the grass!"
"So what, JR?" The King replied. "I'd say that in Royal Rumble matches like this, you've gotta be sneaky and play dirty to survive."
22nd Elimination: Hope Estheim; Eliminated by: Handsome Jack; Duration: 16:40
As Handsome Jack continued to feed on the hate given to them by the fans, the camera managed to get a quick glance at Guile, who had Tomba right on his shoulders as he was attempting to pull off an F-5.
"I think Guile's about to take Tomba for a ride!" Tazz quickly pointed out.
But as Guile launched him in the air, Tomba quickly managed to counter it with a huge hurricanrana that sent Guile flying through the ropes and onto the floor. However, since he only went through the ropes and not over, it didn't count as an elimination!
"Whoa, what a counter!" The King said in amazement.
"It sure did, although it didn't quite eliminate him!" Tazz shook his head.
"It's gotta be over the top rope with both feet on the floor!" J.R. replied, bringing that fact out.
While Guile was laying around ringside floor a little dazed, the crowd wasted no time looking toward the stage, seeing the Rumble clock light up again to reveal the next entrant that was about to enter the matchup right now.
"We've got another entrant about to enter the matchup right now!" The King exclaimed, "Who will it be?"
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Entrant #42: Trish (Devil May Cry)
After the buzzer sounded off yet again, the fans's ears were treated to the tune of "Rock Rock Til You Drop" by Def Leppard playing on the soundsystem as a beautiful blonde-haired woman dressed in a tight black corset, tight black jeans and black leather boots came through the curtain to a very big standing ovation. But however, she wasn't just coming out through the curtain, she was riding through the curtain thanks to her trusty motorcycle for good measure.
"Whoa, look out the ride on her!" Tazz chuckled, "Talk about an entrance."
"And no doubt those belong to the next entrant in our Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble, Trish from the Devil May Cry series!" J.R. pointed out.
"Trust me when I'd say this: She can ride me anytime." The King smirked.
Trish managed to stop her motorcycle right at ringside before hopping right off and entering inside the ring. And like every contestant that entered this ring, she began to clean house as always once she surprised D-Va with a big calf kick, followed by a running standing shooting star press!
"Trish with that brilliant sequence!" JR exclaimed.
"I'm surprised that the calf kick stunned D-Va very well!" Tazz chuckled a bit in surprise.
Trish wasn't done with D-Va just yet though as she then whipped the colorful soldier right to the ropes. However, D-Va managed to counter the whip by sending Trish running to the ropes instead. She ducked down hoping to make Trish fly with a back body drop, but Trish managed to somersault all over D-Va and quickly grab the brunette, driving D-Va to the mat with a quick german suplex!
"Once again, Trish is getting the better out of D-Va!" Cole replied.
"Where on earth is she getting this incredible offense from, guys?" The King smirked in amazement.
"Don't have any clue, King." JR shrugged, "But whatever it is, it's definitely working here in this Rumble!"
Meanwhile, as Trish was busy manhandling the hell out of D-Va, the camera shifted over to the lower right turnbuckle as Billy Lee brought out a bag and somehow slugged Joker right in the ribcage, forcing him to sit down right on his ass.
"Well, that must be one powerful bag." Tazz nodded before asking Cole, "What's really inside there, by the way?"
"Why should I know, Tazz? I'm just calling the action as it is." Cole shrugged in response.
However, Tazz was about to get his answer right away once Billy Lee finally managed to dig inside that bag.
What he dug out of that bag was a clear ten-pound bowling ball with a rose stuffed inside it, bringing out a big roaring pop from the San Diego crowd.
"Oh no!" The King shrieked in comedic horror.
"I think Billy Lee's channeling his inner Big Ern McCracken tonight!" JR exclaimed, referring to the character from the 1996 movie, Kingpin.
"I got a feeling he's gonna go for that 7-10 split!" Tazz replied.
He glanced over to Joker, who was still sitting down at the corner looking very woozy.
It was perfect enough for Billy Lee to take that bowling ball and sent it rolling through Joker's entire legs, making him cringe heavily in pain! Heck, that scene also made the fans and commentators cringe as well.
"Dear gawd!" J.R. hissed.
"Trust me, he's gonna need one after what just happened to him!" The King shuddered a bit.
"I wonder what Joey Styles has to think watching this from home?" Tazz asked his partners.
"I'm thinking he should be thankful he ain't here!" J.R. nodded in safety.
As Joker was struggling to get up from that nasty nut shot, Delsin Rowe was struggling himself as Tomba took a dinosaur bone he dug out of the trash can and hit him right in the ribs!
"Tomba's got a bone in play!" Tazz quickly pointed out.
"I don't even want to know what he's gonna do with that!" The King shook his head, obviously fearing the worst to happen.
Once he got Delsin right by his knees, Tomba decided to make a statement right out of him as he wrapped his bone around Delsin's neck and pulled him back, choking the life right out of the mysterious hipster. And to make matters worse for Delsin, Tomba used his foot to push his back forward, choking out Delsin as twice as hard!
"Tomba's choking the hell out of him!" The King shrieked.
"No doubt we're seeing the very savage side of him!" J.R. nodded to the King.
"Yeah, and Delsin's getting a taste of it now!" Tazz nodded as well.
"If Tomba goes with this any longer, Delsin might be going out sooner than we think." Cole explained.
But before Tomba could choke Delsin out of commission, Trish came from behind and smacked Tomba in the back with a steel chair, therefore finally letting Delsin go from that bone choke. The pink-haired wildman soon turned around, only to be hit right in the head with a chair again!
"Oh, that might have cracked his skull!" Tazz yelped.
But much to everyone's surprise, Tomba wasn't even going down. No, the pig-hunting savage was still on his feet, asking Trish to feed her more chair shots right to the head as a sign of resiliency. The crowd was on their feet from this scene, popping hard as Trish went for another chair shot only for Tomba to remain on his feet once more.
"Good lord, what a chair shot to the head!" JR gulped in horror.
"I don't believe this, how in the heck is he still standing?" The King replied.
Tazz then guessed out in comparison, "I think he must've gotten lessons from Mick Foley!"
"I guarantee he has, Tazz! Otherwise he must have a very thick skull to take this kind of abuse!" Cole nodded in agreement.
Knowing how much these chair shots were failing to take down Tomba, Trish had another backup plan on her sleeve.
That was before she decided to superkick him right in the face, knocking Tomba right down to the mat!
"I guess that worked!" Tazz exclaimed.
"If all else fails, go for the next best thing you can do!" The King smirked out.
While Tomba found his jaw rattling from the superkick he took, the rest of the San Diego crowd took their focus right to the stage, where they saw the countdown clock light up once again, possibly bringing out the next entrant of the matchup.
"Anyway, we're gonna bring out the 43rd entrant of our match. Who will it be?" Cole asked as he looked at the curtain.
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Entrant #43: Setsuka (Soul Calibur)
Once the buzzer sounded out again, the fans all got a good look at the rose petals that were shooting out of the stage, followed by the appearance of a woman who came out dressed in a purple bustier, a long red japanese skirt, dark brown flip-flops and decked out long beautiful blonde hair for everyone to see. And also with her was her signature Umbrella Sword, which she clutched tightly in honor as she ran down the aisle.
"Oh yes, more puppies!" The King said, looking at her cleavage, "I know who my new favorite is now!"
"You just say that because you want all the hot women to win." JR said to the King.
"Hey, how can I resist, JR?" The King shrugged to JR.
"Well, either way, we'll see how Setsuka from the Soul Calibur series will fare in this match!" Cole exclaimed.
After she got right in the ring, Chell attempted a clothesline in hopes that would slow her down, but Setsuka ducked down only to hit Chell right in the ribs with her umbrella. And then just for comedic effect, Setsuka went right behind Chell and used her umbrella to low-blow her right between the legs, all before she opened up her umbrella and spun the entire lid all around.
"Oh, that's gotta be humiliating for Chell!" The King groaned.
"I'm pretty sure there'll be more to come for her!" Tazz nodded.
In the middle of that humilating moment however, Samus came running out of nowhere and superkicked Chell right in the face, which forced Setsuka to latch onto Chell and drop her with a big dragon suplex for good measure!
"I think it got worse for Chell right there!" J.R. quickly pointed out, referring to the combo that Chell had suffered.
Meanwhile, as Chell was still feeling the effects of that painful beatdown, Cloud Strife was rolling right inside the ring to search for a weapon under the apron that he was gonna use on one of his opponents.
He managed to search all around until his hands landed on something a bit furry.
"What the hell am I even touching?" Cloud asked to himself before grabbing the furry object and pulled it out.
However, it wasn't just any furry object he was pulling out under the apron, he was pulling out Hunter the Cheetah from Spyro The Dragon, who blasted Cloud Strife right in the face with a cold blast coming from his fire extinguisher!
"Whoa, what the-?" Tazz yelped.
"Hey, that's the Hunter the Cheetah!" The King pointed out, "What the heck is he doing here?"
"Don't know, but I think Cloud may have made a big mistake pulling out the wrong weapon!" JR shrugged.
"Yeah, especially when it's a cheetah holding a fire extinguisher!" Cole nodded in unison.
The cold blast managed to blind Cloud really good as he spent his good time swinging at the air from outside. It didn't take too long for the referees to take action though as they were trying very hard to calm Cloud Strife down, while at the same time Hunter immediately snuck right back to the barricade and back to his seat at ringside (just want to let you know that Hunter's not a Rumble contestant, but just a cameo).
Yet, it all came to shit when Cloud accidentally decked one of the referees in the face, mostly Marty Elias as he was sent to the ground.
"Oh no!" The King gulped nervously.
"Well, he's definitely gonna pay a huge fine for that!" Tazz nodded.
"Can you blame him? It was all that cheetah's fault!" The King exclaimed. 'I mean, why was he hiding under the ring in the first place?"
"Why on earth should I know, King?" Cole said, raising his eyebrow to the King, "I'm not the one who's in charge of the Rumble!"
JR then shrugged his shoulders before saying, "Well, regardless, you can always expect the unexpected in the Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble!"
As Cloud attempted to get his eyesight back though, Strider Hiryu had Johnny Cage wrapped around his finger when he hopped on the actor's shoulders, all before Strider decided to bent his body forward over the top rope and grab Johnny right by his feet, trapping Johnny Cage in a Tarantula! Cage screamed heavily as his back was being bent like an accordion, thanks to those strong ring ropes.
"Strider with the Tarantula!" JR incoherently shouted, "He's got that Tarantula locked in!"
"Definitely brings back a lot of the Tajiri flashbacks!" Tazz nodded to JR.
"Although I think that could be a big mistake on Strider's part!" The King nodded out.
And it was about to be a big mistake for Strider indeed.
Samus saw the submission move go down, forcing her to rush toward Strider and surprise him with a running dropkick straight to the face.
Knowing the move only stunned him a little bit, both Samus and Johnny agreed to work together again as they pushed both of Strider's legs off the ropes, forcing the ninja to fall down onto the floor, eliminating him for a good pop from the San Diego crowd!
"See, I told you it was a big mistake!" The King said, quickly pointing out the elimination.
"Indeed it was for Strider, and now he's been eliminated from the Rumble match!" Cole exclaimed, "Definitely poor judgement from Mr. Hiryu there."
"That's what happens when you don't think with your brains that much!" Tazz shook his head.
23rd Elimination: Strider Hiryu; Eliminated by: Johnny Cage and Samus Aran; Duration: 17:47
As Strider Hiryu instantly took his leave from ringside, the crowd all stood up once more to take a look at the Rumble clock that was lit up on the titantron, obviously waiting the 44th entrant of the match.
"We've got number 34 coming our way, gentleman!" The King exclaimed, "I can't wait for this one!"
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Entrant #44: Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
Once that buzzer went off, a trap remix of the Luigi's Mansion played around the stadium to a bunch of screaming fans, who were excited once they saw a familiar green-hatted plumber with blue overalls, green sweatshirt, brown shoes and signature green hat with the "L" labeled on it dash through the curtain. Not also that, but the 44th entrant started to run funny in the process, spinning his entire arms like mini-windmills just to make The King gulp a bit nervously.
"Oh boy, I got a good feeling this won't last long!" Jerry Lawler chuckled.
"Laugh as you wish, King, but this entrant is gonna be serious once he enters that ring!" JR replied to the King.
"And no doubt this entrant is none other than Mario's brother, Luigi!" Cole exclaimed, "Let's see what he can pull off here in this match!"
But once he entered the ring through the ropes, his entire body accidentally slid itself all throughout the ring in one straight line, forcing him to slide out of the ring and hit his poor face on contact!
The King instantly caught this and laughed, "Oh no!"
"Luigi ran too fast and faceplanted on the floor!" J.R. exclaimed.
"I think he slid a little too close to home, JR!" Tazz replied as he too tried to hold in his laughter.
While Luigi tried his best to recover on the floor, the action continued inside the ring as Byleth Eisner managed to trip Zero right on his feet before spreading the Maverick Hunter's legs side-to-side, signaling a huge wishbone he was starting to attempt.
"Hey check this out," The King quickly pointed, "Byleth's about to make a wish!"
"Yeah, and Zero's not gonna like it!" Cole shook his head.
As he looked around the crowd that was telling him to do the unthinkable, Byleth nodded back to them as he split Zero's legs painfully in a huge wishbone!
"I guess you were right about that one, Cole!" Tazz nodded to Cole for a bit.
"Zero may never be the same again!" J.R. replied as he shook his head.
Zero attempted to get himself up only for the Maverick Hunter's sack to surge in pain, leaving him unable to get up on his own two feet.
But before he could though, Handsome Jack came in from behind and picked Zero right up by his head, therefore driving the maverick hunter's head down the mat with a headlock driver!
"All right, what a smart move!" The King said, being impressed by Handsome Jack's maneuver.
"No doubt Handsome Jack is picking the bones!" J.R. exclaimed.
The King then turned himself over to JR and smirked, "More like he's capitalizing on the opportunity, JR!"
Handsome Jack then managed to piss off the fans even more by sliding under the ring and taking a victory lap all across ringside, even going so far to flip off every single fan who booed him right in return. The King enjoyed every part of his cockiness while the rest of the commentators all groaned in disgust.
"Look at that, guys! Handsome Jack may have already won this!" The King smirked.
"Won this, my ass!" JR said as he rolled his eyes, "That greedy sonuvabitch still has a long way to go!"
Before Handsome Jack could finally get his hands on Luigi, Corvo Attano decided to surprise Jack out of nowhere by hitting him with a sliding dropkick that sent Handsome Jack crashing into the barricade!
"Aw, come on!" The King whined again.
"I think Handsome Jack just got denied right there!" JR pointed out.
"Luigi should consider himself lucky he didn't have to face Jack's wrath!" Tazz shook his head out of relief.
Meanwhile, as Jack was still reeling from the effects of that unforeseen dropkick, the crowd all stood up once again and looked towards the stage once again, seeing the Rumble clock light up for the next entrant that was about to enter the match.
"Anyway, we're gonna see who's entering at number 45 right about now!" Cole replied while pointing to the curtain.
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Entrant #45: Lone Wanderer (Fallout)
Once the buzzer sounded off yet again, the song "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival began to play around Qualcomm Stadium as a brown-haired man dressed up in a blue-yellow jumpsuit with a left shoulder pad attached to his left shoulder began running through the curtain and was treated by an instant round of cheers in the process.
"Oh, I can tell there's gonna be some more fallout here!" Tazz nodded.
"And speaking of Fallout, Tazz, here's the Lone Wanderer coming out at #45 right now!" Cole quickly pointed to the entrant.
"You can definitely tell who he'll be siding with!" JR exclaimed.
No doubt that when he finally got inside the ring, the first image Lone Wanderer saw in his mind was Issac Clarke attempting to push Vault Dweller over the top rope. He wouldn't have it as Lone Wanderer rushed over to Issac and slugged him right in the face repeatedly just to finally let him go.
"Whoa, look at him go!" The King exclaimed.
"It's no surprise we were gonna see Lone Wanderer and Vault Dweller team up one way or another!" J.R. exclaimed as well.
It wouldn't be long before both Vault Dweller and Lone Wanderer would start to hit away at Issac, trying to rough him up with big fist shots right to the back of the head.
But Issac wouldn't have none of it though as he quickly recovered and grabbed both soldiers right by their necks.
The King suddenly found himself shaking his head as he said, "I don't think that's gonna last long, JR!"
"Think again, King!" J.R. pointed to the ring.
He of course would be referring to the scene where both Vault Dweller and Lone Wanderer kicked Issac right by the ribs and decked him good with a double clothesline, which sent him right over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him from the matchup right away!
"And Issac is outta there!" Cole shouted.
"No doubt he got burnt on re-entry!" The King said, shaking his head completely.
"Consider it a big elimination for the two men completely!" JR nodded.
24th Elimination: Isaac Clarke; Eliminated by: Vault Dweller and Lone Wanderer; Duration: 17:15
Once Issac took his leave from ringside, Christie Monteiro was starting to get back into the match, bringing D-Va down to her knees with stiff Daniel Bryan-like kicks to her chest. The people immediately chanted "Yes" with each kick that was given out, which Christie used to surge some energy right to her leg.
"Christie showing no mercy over to D-Va!" Tazz pointed out.
"Look at her trying to absorb this kind of pain!" JR exclaimed.
Christie tried to go for the last kick, only for D-Va to duck down in time and rolled Christie up for a school boy. However, she wasn't going for a pin. Once Christie got on her knees, D-Va spun around and surprised Christie with an unseen Listo Kick!
"What a hard kick that was!" Cole shouted.
"That'll knock plenty of brain cells for sure!" Tazz nodded furiously.
Christie wasn't the only contestant in trouble though, as Sonic The Hedgehog was having a tough time getting back in the match once Tomba surprised him with a double underhook lock.
But it soon transitioned into a double arm DDT once Tomba drove the blue speedster's head down into the mat!
"Double Arm DDT!" J.R. shouted out of his seat.
"I don't know how much pain he's taking so far, JR." The King said as he shook his head, "I mean, he and Cloud have lasted a bit while in the match!"
"That kind of endurance will do that to you, King." Cole said to the King.
With Sonic out for the time being, this led Tomba to capitalize on this situation by grabbing a trash can and climbing up the top rope, getting ready to attempt a high-risk aerial attack from the turnbuckle.
"Whoa, what on earth is Tomba doing?" Tazz said, asking JR out of curiosity.
J.R. shook his head in an unsure way, replying to Tazz, "I don't really want to know, Tazz, but I do know that Tomba's risking everything he has here!"
Before he could even go with a moonsault with the trash can, Corvo Attano ended up leaping to the middle rope and grabbed Tomba right by the ribs, flipping him in the air with a top-rope German Suplex! The impact was quite painful for the pink-haired wildman as his body crashlanded onto the trash can, flattening it like a pancake. This entire scene made the entire crowd pop very loudly while some of the commentators at ringside all shriek in awe.
"Oh my gawd!" JR cringed heavily.
"What a hard impact!" Cole shouted.
"I don't know who's suffering right now, that flat trash bin or Tomba himself?" Tazz said, shrugging his shoulders.
The King soon looked over to Tazz and shrugged, "Probably both if that's the case!"
As Tomba found himself groaning in pain, the San Diego faithful inside Qualcomm Stadium all stood up out of their seats and looked over to the stage for the umpteenth time, seeing the countdown clock tick down to the next entrant of the Rumble match.
"Anyway, we're gonna check out who's number 46 in the match!" Cole exclaimed as he looked over to the curtain.
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Entrant #46: Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
As the buzzer began blaring out for the 44th time so far, the crowd all cheered to their feet as they saw a muscular blonde-haired woman with a blue hat, blue jacket, blue military pants and combat boots come out through the curtain set to the tune of "War" by Edwin Starr. She then took a very fast dash right down the aisle, but not without adjusting her hat and gloves first of course.
"Oh, we got the real damn deal coming down, Cole!" Tazz said, smirking with anticipation.
"And with a military background to boot, Tazz, Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat is bound to be all business!" Cole pointed out.
"Sonya Blade of course, entering #44 into the Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble match!" J.R. exclaimed.
After she finally got in the ring though, Sonya looked to the lower left turnbuckle to see her husband Johnny Cage, being choked half to death thanks to the hard end of Trish's boot. She approached the demon hunter and turned her right around, surprising Trish with a hard vicious slap to the face!
"YIKES!" Tazz shrieked in surprise.
"Talk about a wakeup call right there!" JR pointed out very closely.
"What a slap there by Sonya!" The King replied.
As Trish began to feel the stinging effects of that slap, he looked up to Sonya, who decided to talk some trash to the devil hunter herself.
"You get the hell off my ex-husband, you lameass bitch!" Growled the blonde-haired Special Forces general.
Trish didn't take that comment lightly, "What are you going to do about it, ya flatass Skank?"
Knowing those words clearly offended her, Sonya replied with another hard slap, resulting in Trish to fight back with a big haymaker right in the face.
"Whoa, what a response!" Cole yelped a bit.
The response from Trish forced both Sonya and her to result in a big harsh fistfight that got the entire crowd up on their feet. They went fast and furious so hard that it became impossible for the commentators to take count of how many fist shots were thrown from both women.
"The crowd's out of their seats for this one!" Tazz pointed out ecstatically.
"Are we going to see another catfight, JR?" The King grinned.
"Well, they are fighting, King!" JR nodded, "So, you're obviously right!"
The fistfight between both Trish and Sonya Blade lasted for a good ten seconds before Handsome Jack decided to make a bold mistake by stepping in their fight and playing peacemaker.
"Hey hey hey, girls. There's no reason to fight." Jack said to the two women with a dirty smirk, "I mean, if you two are gonna fight over me, there oughta be clothes stripping off your bodies. What do you say? You all in?"
Both Sonya and Trish glanced at each other for a few milliseconds before the two women hit Handsome Jack in the face with a big double superkick!
"Well, there's his answer!" Tazz chuckled in laughter.
"I'm guessing they're taking that as an automatic NO!" Cole replied.
"Aw come on ladies!" The King cried out, "How can you resist a stud like Handsome Jack?"
"Maybe because they know he's a sneaky bastard!" JR nodded to the King.
The double-team maneuver was more than enough to stun Handsome Jack, which led both Trish and Sonya Blade to grab him by the back of his hair and send him flying over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him much to the delight and relief of the entire San Diego crowd!
"Well, nice knowing you, Jack!" Tazz said, waving goodbye to the Borderlands villain.
"Goodbye Handsome Jack, and good riddance!" Cole added in.
"No no no, this ain't right!" The King groaned in agony.
"It sure as hell is, King!" JR replied, "And it's justice right there!"
25th Elimination: Handsome Jack; Eliminated by: Trish & Sonya Blade; Duration: 5:29
Meanwhile, as Handsome Jack was busy pitching a fit outside the ring, the action intensified as Guile used his own arms to trap Joker right in an untrappable headlock. Joker attempted to hit away at Guile, but the military man with the stretchy blonde hair only locked in the headlock even harder, forcing Joker right down on the mat.
"Excellent technical display displayed by Guile there!" Cole pointed out.
"He's gonna give that kid one major headache." Tazz replied, "Hope he's got some benadryl for something."
However, while Guile still had Joker trapped in that headlock, Luigi suddenly came out of nowhere and locked in his own headlock around Guile's neck, now bringing in sort of a double headlock in between!
But just to add insult to injury though, Luigi used one of his hands to rub all around Guile's hair, messing it up right in the process with an old-fashioned noogie.
"Uh-oh, he went for the hair!" JR shook his head out of sanity.
"Oh man, Luigi could be asking for a beating of a lifetime." The King shrieked.
JR then nodded to The King, "He probably might now that he did that!"
Luigi had the last laugh for a bit before Setsuka took advantage of that double headlock by wrapping her legs all around Luigi's scrawny little neck with a tight headscissors. This of course, now resulted in a double headlock/headscissors combo which left the entire crowd stand up to their feet in a big gigantic pop!
"Look at that, JR!" The King smirked in delight.
"Setsuka getting the better of three men all to herself!" Tazz exclaimed, "You've ever seen anything like that, Cole?"
"Until now, Tazz!" Cole nodded to the ECW legend.
Setsuka wouldn't have those headscissors for any long though as Samus Aran soon cut that insane triple submission hold off by decking Setsuka in the face with a sliding dropkick!
"Well, so much for that!" Tazz exclaimed.
"That literally took up a good 30 seconds as well!" J.R. nodded to Tazz.
As Guile, Joker and Luigi all struggled to recover from that triple submission lock, the crowd kept themselves on their feet and looked over to the stage to see the Rumble clock light up on the titantron, bringing out yet another entrant to enter the entire match next.
"I think we got the next entrant coming out!" The King shouted with anticipation, "Who will it be?"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #47: Iori Yagami (The King of Fighters)
When the buzzer sounded out, a red-haired man dressed in a long sleeved black blazer, red pants, white belt, and black shoes came through the curtain set to the tune of "Tired of Being Alive" by Danzig, all to a mixed audience from the crowd (which wasn't surprising since he does have his legion of fans despite being an antagonist).
"Uh-oh, I can tell this man's not in a very good mood!" Tazz shook his head.
"Not at all, Tazz." JR shook his head before replying, "Because you can guarantee this next entrant will unleash his rage on the entire Rumble itself!"
"Coming in at #47 is Iori Yagami from The King of Fighters series! Let's see what he's capable of!" Cole exclaimed.
After he got inside the ring, Iori immediately started a round of carnage inside the ring by grabbing Cloud right by the back of his hair and slamming his head right on the mat before Cloud got up to get hit with a big boot by the savage Iori!
"And Iori's on the warpath!" JR shouted.
"Cloud definitely got a taste of it for sure!" The King nodded.
Sonic The Hedgehog tried to catch Iori my surprise by attempting to lock in a sleeperhold from behind, only for Iori to flip the blue speedster over on his back. Before Sonic could even get up on his feet though, Iori grabbed onto him and flipped him over yet again, this time for a German suplex!
"Whoa, that was one nasty German!" Tazz chuckled in amazement.
"No doubt we are seeing Iori at his nastiest tonight!" Cole nodded as well.
But he was about to be real nasty once he got a good look at Sonya Blade, who was busy tying up against the Lone Wanderer.
He used his hands to viciously yank Sonya right by her ponytail and sent her face down on the mat, all before using his foot to stomp Sonya's head repeatedly out of pure rage.
"Okay, now this is way outta line here!" JR groaned in disgust.
"This isn't right!" Tazz shook his head, "Not right at all!"
What he did to Sonya might have been a mistake for Iori though as Johnny Cage turned around to see what was going on between a rage-filled Iori and a helpless Sonya.
The scene made Cage seethe in anger as he went right to Iori and turned him around, grabbing the vicious individual by the collar.
"You leave my ex-wife alone..." Cage muttered to Iori.
Iori however, growled in anger as he muttered to Cage, "Like hell I will, you pathetic ant!"
And it was there that Iori used his vicious hands to claw at the actor's face with ease, blinding Cage non-stop!
"No, not the face!" The King yelped in pure horror.
"Iori has dadgummed lost his mind!" JR shrieked.
Cage attempted his best to swing at Iori, but the vicious red-haired thug moved to the side with each attempt. Not also that, but Cage's eye-vision kept getting in the way, making him unable to hit at the red-haired man himself.
But Iori didn't fail at all as he knocked Cage out with another big boot. Only this time, the impact was so strong that it literally sent Cage through the ropes and onto the floor.
"Johnny Cage just got planted with that boot!" Tazz pointed out.
"I can't even bear to watch his face being wrecked by that monster!" The King shuddered in fear, "Someone at least try to stop him!"
Iori's brand of terror was only getting worse for Johnny Cage to endure. The crimson-haired individual rolled through the ropes and went after Cage, who tried to get to the barricade in order to recover.
He couldn't get to however as Iori managed to pick him right up and set him up for a back suplex. But instead of slamming him right to the floor however, he kept the actor up for some reason.
"What on earth is that psycho planning?" JR said, raising his eyebrow.
The King shook his head before replying, "Whatever it is, it definitely cannot be good."
And it was not gonna be good for what would happen next.
What happened next was Iori throwing Johnny Cage groin-first into the turnpost, leaving out a very cringing reaction from both the commentators and fans themselves!
"DEAR GAWD!" JR said, shrieking loudly from his headset.
"Cage is definitely NOT gonna be reproducing after this!" Tazz shook his head.
The King shook his head as well before muttering with anger, "This Iori has gone way too far!"
The actor tried his best to stand up the best way he could. However, the pain between his legs was way too intense for him that he couldn't even recover at the moment. It also gave Iori more time to talk more trash into the fallen actor as he placed his foot across the actors head and scowled close up to him.
"You feel that, you pathetic scum? You're nothing more than a washed-up loser who deserves to see his wedded ex-bitch suffer!" Iori said to Cage, much to the people's distaste, "And then, if I ever see your precious daughter out on the street, I'll make her suffer too just like what I'm gonna do to Kyo if HE shows up! You just watch me!"
As Iori continued to put down Cage verbally, the crowd all ignored what was going on at ringside and looked toward the stage to see the Rumble clock light up to the next entrant's appearance in the match.
"While we try our best to get that taste of bile from our mouths, we might as well see who our next entrant is right now!" Tazz said as he pointed to the curtain.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #48: Dorothea Arnault (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Once the buzzer sounded off yet again for a stunning 46th time tonight, the crowd all took a breathless gander as a beautiful brunette with long hair and decked out in a black police hat, black jacket-dress and long black high-heel boots made her way through the curtain set to the tune of "Eat The Rich" by Aerosmith. The pop she got was insane, leading out to big "Dorothea" chants inside Qualcomm Stadium.
"Wow, talk about puppies, hips, and legs, Cole!" The King smiled in a frenzy, "I swear, this woman's got it all!"
"This next entrant may be looking to prove everyone that she's more than a pretty face, King!" JR exclaimed.
"Coming up next at #48 is another big fan favorite from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Dorothea Arnault!" Cole exclaimed as well.
Tazz chuckled before replying, "Looks like she's getting quite the reception here, Cole!"
"Well, she is considered to be one of the most popular characters in the franchise's latest installment!" Cole nodded to Tazz.
After she got right in the ring though, Dorothea looked towards her right shoulder to see Byleth getting trapped in a full nelson submission by Guile.
She wasted no time coming to her professor's help as Dorothea delivered a superkick right to the back of Guile's head right at the same time Byleth delivered a big Stone Cold Stunner to the stretchy-haired colonel.
"Well, I know who's back she's got in this Rumble!" The King exclaimed.
"It's no surprise that both Dorothea and Byleth are in the same league, King!" JR replied face-first to the King.
They weren't quite done with Guile yet though as Dorothea raced up to her professor by putting one of her feet into Byleth's hands.
But it was to flip her over with a moonsault, which she landed picture perfectly on Guile!
"Excellent teamwork by Bylethea!" Tazz exclaimed.
Cole then raised his eyebrow at Tazz saying, "Wait a minute, Bylethea?"
"That's the pairing name for Byleth and Dorothea, Cole." Tazz winked to Cole, "I bet you didn't know I'm shipping it already."
"Well, that's sure to catch on." JR said, nodding at Tazz for that wise comment.
Meanwhile, as both Byleth and Dorothea were searching for their next contestant to bash on, Delsin Rowe was having a tough time himself as he was getting roughed up by Billy Lee, who put him right down with a big Tiger Driver!
"Impressive tiger driver right there!" Tazz pointed out.
However, Billy was far from over with Delsin.
He then proceeded to muscle him up once more and slammed him down with a powerbomb!
"Now he got him down with a powerbomb!" JR shouted.
The King soon pointed out and said, "Not so fast, I don't think he's done yet, JR!"
Despite having to put Delsin down with both a tiger driver and powerbomb, Billy wasn't satisfied with the damage he dealt to him. He wanted to pull the trigger on Delsin's entire run.
So once he muscled him up for a powerbomb, Delsin immediately managed to grab the ropes and use his entire legs to get Billy over the rope and onto the floor with a big hurricanrana, eliminating Billy to a big thrilling pop from the crowd!
"Well, there goes Bimmy!" Tazz exclaimed.
"That's Billy, not Bimmy, Tazz!" Cole replied as he was correcting Tazz.
"The Angry Video Game Nerd told me it was Bimmy." Tazz said to Cole.
"Oh, dear lord..." J.R. muttered in annoyance.
26th Elimination: Billy Lee; Eliminated by: Delsin Rowe; Duration: 8:32
Meanwhile, as Billy Lee was leaving ringside, Corvo Attano was whipping Luigi right to the ropes, only for the italian plumber in green to counter whip Corvo in return. Corvo attempted to successfully handstand in Tajiri-like fashion, but once he leapt back on his feet though, Luigi surprised Corvo out of nowhere with a dropkick to the back of the head!
"Well, that's one hell of a concussion!" The King chuckled a bit.
"That could definitely be a possibility, King!" J.R. nodded to the King, obviously agreeing with that possibility.
Once he saw Corvo get right back up on his knees, Luigi decided to go for the kill right away by dashing the ropes and back again, nailing Corvo with a very big Fameasser!
"Luigi finally getting back in the middle of things!" Cole pointed out very clearly.
J.R. then nodded out, "He was definitely lucky to get some offense in!"
Luigi felt so pumped by the move that he did, that he decided to celebrate and entertain with the fans by doing the worm. The crowd immediately popped as they saw Luigi wiggle his entire body around the mat for his pure pleasure.
"Oh, yeah. Break it down, plumber-man!" Tazz smirked at Luigi.
"He's definitely giving this crowd a show!" JR nodded.
Unfortunately for Luigi, his dance came to a stop at the expense of Cloud Strife, who came in and dropped Luigi with a big leg drop.
"Looks like the show's over for Luigi!" The King shook his head with a smirk.
Tazz then replied with a nod, "He definitely got served."
As Luigi hung onto the back of his neck in complete pain, the crowd all looked to the stage once more and saw the Rumble clock pop up on the titantron, indicating that another entrant was about to enter the matchup momentarily.
"I think we're about to be treated to the next entrant, ladies and gentleman." JR replied as he looked at the curtain.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #49: T.J. Combo (Killer Instinct)
Once the Rumble horn sounded out yet again, the song "You Can't See What I Can See" by Heavy D and The Boyz was playing out around the soundsystem as a muscular black man with a flat top and dressed in a "Combo Gym" tanktop, denim shorts with a American flag stripe running down the side, red boxing gloves, and dark blue boots came out through the curtain and was greeted by his fans, who were busy chanting "Combo" as a way to pump up the next entrant.
"Oh, boy. Now we got some real business going on!" Tazz smirked out.
"And this next entrant is about to bring the business, Tazz!" Cole nodded, "Coming up next is T.J. Combo from Killer Instinct!"
"With him in the contest, no doubt we're gonna see a lot of combo breakers!" JR nodded as well.
The first target T.J. Combo went after once he entered the ring was Tomba, who tried to gang up on him with fist shots right to the forehead.
The blows didn't affect T.J. though as he swung a big haymaker towards Tomba's face, knocking the wildman out!
"KNOCKOUT!" Tazz shouted out.
"No doubt Combo did just that!" Cole nodded to Tazz.
Vault Dweller attempted to get his hands on Combo himself, but didn't lay one finger on the boxer himself as Combo connected with two fist shots to the kidneys before dropping Vault Dweller to the mat with a huge uppercut!
"Nice try, Vault Dweller!" The King smirked.
JR then shook his head out of regret, "That didn't go well for him!"
And neither was Combo's next target.
Zero tried to catch Combo right by surprise with a running dropkick, only for the boxer to side step him right away.
The maverick hunter managed to get up right by his two feet, only for TJ Combo to spin himself right around and deck Zero in the face with a big Discus Punch!
"Good night, Zero!" Cole stated loudly.
"Looks like he can join Tomba and Vault Dweller in bedtime!" Tazz smirked.
Meanwhile, as Combo began to build up momentum for himself, Trish was having a tough time trying to get D-Va up for a piledriver, only for D-Va to stick her knees down to the mat.
"Well, it looks like Trish is trying to borrow something from your playbook, King!" Cole said, pointing to the failed piledriver attempt.
The King scoffed out before smirking, "Even if they were, I do a way better piledriver!"
Trish tried to lift her up once again, but D-Va ended up using her strength to flip Trish way up in the air with a back body drop. However, as she was falling down though, Christie Monteiro rushed right in time and caught Trish's legs, slamming her down with a sit-down powerbomb!
"Wow, what an amazing move!" JR exclaimed.
"Yeah, even if D-Va didn't even know she had help!" The King nodded, agreeing with JR.
Christie attempted to do more damage to Trish, only for D-Va to immediately blindside Christie with a superkick that forced Christie to tumble right through the ropes and onto the floor. However, like everyone knew from watching the Rumbles, it didn't count as an elimination since she didn't go over the top rope.
"What a shot!" Tazz yelped.
"No doubt Christie didn't see that coming!" Cole replied, shaking his head to Tazz.
D-Va took the time to pump up the crowd, getting the energy she needed in order to pull off what she was gonna do next.
So she ran to the ropes and back again to attempt a big suicide dive to the ropes. But when she went through however, Christie managed to retaliate by decking D-Va right in the face with a bicycle knee strike! This move from her forced both the fans and commentators to freak out in pure amazement.
"Oh my gawd!" JR yelped in horror.
"My goodness, how does D-Va not have a concussion at this point?" Tazz asked his partners.
"That I don't know of, Tazz." Cole shrugged his shoulders, "All I know was that it was a brutal hit!"
The hit was definitely more than enough to get D-Va unconscious, which strangely made it harder for Christie Monteiro to get her up on her feet and send D-Va's body back into the ring. At this point, D-Va only got her upper body on the apron, and all Christie had to do was drag up D-Va's lower body up the apron as well if it weren't for D-Va's entire legs.
"Ugggh... yikes, what in the hell is this girl even eating?!" Christie strugglingly said to herself.
"Maybe D-Va's been eating a lot of twinkies before this event." Tazz smirked out.
"No he hasn't, Tazz!" JR said, groaning at his broadcast partner.
While Christie finally managed to get D-Va's entire body right back inside the ring, the crowd all turned up on their seats and looked towards the stage to see the Rumble clock light up once again, therefore bringing out yet another entrant to enter the Rumble match.
"Anyway, we're about to cross over to the 50th entrant of the Rumble match," Cole said, informing everyone. "Who will it be?"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #50: Doomguy (DOOM)
After the buzzer sounded off throughout the stadium, the song "Wake Up Dead" by Megadeth began to play in full blast while a man dressed in green battle armor and a protective green helmet began to run past the curtain and down the aisle full-speed to a screaming audience, who were more than excited to see this soldier compete in the Rumble.
"Oh, we got a groundbreaker coming up!" Tazz said, quickly pointing out the next entrant.
"Representing the ground-breaking first person shooter series DOOM at number 50, Doomguy!" JR replied.
"Not to mention the fact that he's also referred to as the 'Doom Slayer' as well." Cole replied as well.
Doomguy immediately got the ring, and just like every other contestant who entered the ring right away, started to clean house by decking two big clotheslines to Setsuka before dropping the umbrella warrior with a big discus clothesline!
"And Setsuka's in a world of pain!" JR exclaimed.
"I think Doomguy may be getting just started, JR!" Tazz said to the Oklahoman.
And Tazz was right. Doomguy was indeed getting started himself.
He proved just that by catching Joker in mid-air as the youngster tried to surprise the demon-slaying soldier with a flying body press from the top rope (to more failure).
"Well, that's not gonna go well for him!" The King shook his head with a big gulp.
After holding Joker right around his shoulders for a good five seconds, Doomguy swung him around and nailed Joker with a big sit-down facebuster!
"Down goes Joker!" Cole gasped in awe.
"Guessing Doomguy ain't here to play around!" Tazz said as he also shook his head, "He's here just like everyone else: To win!"
Meanwhile, as Doomguy was still cleaning house, Chell finally managed to take control of Iori Yagami's entire attitude by having him grounded at the lower right turnbuckle, hitting him out with a full ten-punch salute.
"Look at Chell firing away at Iori!" Cole exclaimed.
"Well, if you can't get a soldier or an actor to stop him, why not Chell herself?" The King said to his partners.
J.R. nodded at this thought and said, "I hate to admit it, but you may be right!"
Once after Iori was finally roughed up, Chell got her feet on the top rope and tried to attempt a top rope hurricanrana.
But like the red-haired snake he was, Iori managed to slip under Chell entirely and pushed her down, forcing her to split herself right between the legs much to the cringe of the entire San Diego faithful watching from their seats!
"Oh no!" Tazz said, yelping out of his seat.
"How desperate was Iori to escape that?!" Cole asked with a raised eyebrow.
The King shook his head before saying to Cole, "I'll say WAY too desperate."
Iori took his time to process himself before he turned around to Chell and pushed her off the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating her to a round of boos in spite of an angry San Diego audience (although there were some of his fans who actually enjoyed what he did).
"And Chell is already out!" JR groaned.
"It's been three minutes, and so far, Iori's making one of hell an impact!" Tazz replied, mostly because he was being impressed by Iori.
27th Elimination: Chell; Eliminated by: Iori Yagami; Duration: 12:32
Iori immediately looked at a fallen Chell from the ring with such a seething smile on his face when all of a sudden, he felt himself being stomped repeatedly out of nowhere. He turned his head around to see Samus Aran, Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage stomping the holy hell out of him without no mercy at all. The fans immediately saw this and cheered their butt off for this little three-on-one beatdown, although some of Iori's fans were booing this out of pure protest.
"Yeah, that's right, stomp on him!" The King said, cheering this beatdown on.
"I see you're not much of a Iori fan, I see." JR said to the King.
The King suddenly looked to JR and nodded, "He deserves it after destroying Johnny Cage's entire moneymaker!"
Iori got roughed up long enough for Samus Aran to whip him right to the turnbuckle before the bounty hunter ran toward the vicious red-haired malcontent and decked him hard with a vicious Helluva Kick!
"There it is, a big Helluva Kick!" Cole shouted.
"I think that hit planted him pretty good!" Tazz nodded out.
The punishment wasn't quite done just yet for Iori.
No, it was getting started as Sonya Blade took her turn to strike Iori next. And she did it with a big way, striking down Iori with a big gigantic Stinger Splash!
"Sonya with the big Stinger Splash!" JR excitingly shouted.
"This is getting good, JR!" The King smirked widely around his lips, obviously enjoying the further beating that both Sonya and Samus were giving to Iori.
But now, it was Johnny Cage's turn to get his shot against the man who trashed his face and beat down his own ex-wife. The energy he got from his legions of fans was insane and exciting, just enough to get him pumped.
"I think it may be Cage's turn right there!" Tazz exclaimed.
"All right, go get 'em, Cage!" The King said, cheering Cage on.
After he was finished pumping up the crowd that was cheering for him, Johnny Cage rushed right up to Iori and looked to strike him clean and hard. But once he got there though, Iori shook himself off and rushed right at Cage, blasting the actor hard with a big spear!
"Oh, geez-!" J.R. gasped out of his seat.
The King immediately scrunched his eyes in shame and muttered, "What the hell were you thinking, Cage?!"
"Johnny Cage wasted too long posing for his fans that it gave Iori enough time to strike with that Spear!" Tazz told the truth to the King first-hand.
Once both Samus and Sonya saw Johnny Cage lying right on the mat, the two women tried to stop Iori themselves by running after them only for Iori to silence both of them with a hard double clothesline!
"And down goes Samus and Sonya!" JR shouted.
With the rage burning up right inside Iori, he took some time to shout to the cameraman that was facing him.
"You see that, you stupid son of a bitch?" The red-haired grunt said to the camera, obviously referring to Kyo Kusanagi while he also pointed to Johnny Cage, "This is gonna be you until you show up!"
"What on earth is that dude's problem?" Tazz asked.
"Iori needs to get himself under control, that's what!" The King groaned out of disgust.
"You're telling me, King." JR nodded to the King before saying, "I wish someone would shoot that damn mouth off of his!"
Meanwhile, as Iori was finished talking smack to the camera, the San Diego crowd all stood up out of their seats yet again and looked over to the stage to see the countdown clock appear on the titantron once more, obviously awaiting the next entrant with such anticipation.
"Hopefully someone who'll enter the Rumble match next will take care of that!" The King said as he eyes focused towards the curtain, "Oh man, I can't wait!"
To be continued...
My goodness, this was hard as hell to finish, but despite that, me and my friend finally got it done and over with. And now, here's the stats!
Number of competitors who have been eliminated: 27
Number of competitors still left in the ring: 23
Number of competitors still left: 100
Competitors that are eliminated: Dan Hibiki, Arthur, Roxas, Niko Bellic, Claire Redfield, Elena Fisher, Hurk Drubman, Commander Shepard, Sir Dan Fortesque, Gabriel Logan, Shana, Psymon Stark, Akira Yuki, Ken Masters, Guybrush Threepwood, Taki, Nina Williams, Ratchet, Jak, Pac-Man, Ryo Sakazaki, Hope Estheim, Strider Hiryu, Issac Clarke, Handsome Jack, Billy Lee and Chell
Competitors that are still in the ring: Cloud Strife, Sonic The Hedgehog, D-Va, Corvo Attano, Christie Monteiro, Vault Dweller, Byleth Eisner, Joker, Samus Aran, Delsin Rowe, Johnny Cage, Guile, Tomba, Zero, Trish, Setsuka, Luigi, Lone Wanderer, Sonya Blade, Iori Yagami, Dorothea Arnault, T.J. Combo and Doomguy
Most Eliminations: Cloud Strife (3 eliminations)
Okay, now that the whole chapter's done, it's time for these burning questions?
Will Byleth and Dorothea's alliance last? (Yes, I ship them like crazy.)
Is Johnny Cage's perfect moneymaker gonna keep getting wrecked?
Is Iori one sick son of a bitch?
We all know the answer to the last question is totally right, but we'll have the rest of the answers come next chapter, so be prepared for that one, folks. So don't forget to read, review and leave some feedback if you wish. Until that happens, OPA!
