AHOY TATERS! This is my first attempt at a self insert fic! It'll be about an OC who is a self insert of me, dying and being reincarnated into the Justice league unlimited Universe!
This story will contain elements from My hero academia, Tokyo ghoul,Ben10, one piece And more!
NOW ONTO THE STORY!
LOCATION GOTHAM CITY
DATE DECEMBER 25TH 2004
I can't breathe or see anything as I can only feel myself being squeezed like a stress ball by walls of flesh as I hear the sounds of a woman screaming in agony.
I flail my arms which I find to be stumpy sausages barely capable of lifting a twig.
I kick my legs which are also stumpy sausages, my poor pathetic excuses for legs couldn't allow me to outrun a rooster with a limp and a cold.
I was a baby and I was in the middle of being born.
And oh my god was it traumatic.
I had slimy flesh constricting my throat and smothering my face, blinding me and pushing me forwards.
I heard a man say "S-saturn my sweet giantess y-you're crushing my hand"
I then heard a woman say "FUCK YOUR HAND! You try pushing a bowling ball out of a tiny hole in your crotch! This is the second time you've tortured my pelvis you bastard! If you impregnate me a third time I'll rip your dick off and make you eat it!"
I even though I was a baby sweat dropped 'Damn my new mother is tearing my new father a new asshole! I'm glad I'm not him'
I then heard who I assumed to be my father say "I-I'm sorry my sweet giantess I'll use a condom next time I swear!"
There was another push and I felt my stubby feet be squeezed through a tight hole and I then felt cold air hit my feet.
I heard my new father say "The babies feet is sticking out keep pushing"
My new mother growled "Easy for you to say you man with a penis bastard!"
She nonetheless continued pushing and eventually I was pushed completely out of my mothers womb.
As soon as I was pushed out I was caught by a pair of small but at the same time muscular hands, I opened my eyes and took in a deep breath of fresh cold air.
The first thing I saw was a caucasian man holding me, he was short probably no taller then 4 ft 11 and he had red hair done in a bowl cut and a horseshoe mustache.
He had heterochromia with an amber left eye and a green right eye.
I could see that he was wearing a spongebob themed christmas sweater that said "Tis the season to be spongy" on it and he was also wearing a santa hat on his head as well as a pair of blue jeans.
He smiled down at me "Hello champ" he said "I'm your daddy my names Miles Bywater but you can just call me Dada"
I then heard a woman say "Let me hold him Miles"
My new father Miles handed me over to A woman who had hazel eyes and like Miles had red hair, she had her hair done in dreadlocks tied in a ponytail.
She was quite tall, later on in my life I would learn that her exact height was 7 ft 2 inches and ¾.
She wore large round glasses on her face and had pale skin with freckles on her face.
She also wore a green christmas sweater that had a picture of a T rex on it and had just pulled her jeans back up from giving birth to me.
The tall woman held me gently and said "Hello my little baby boy I am your mother Saturn bywater but you can just call me mama welcome to the world"
I wanted to be happy with my new family as it had been SOOO LONG since I had been happy but I needed to get a stronger grasp of my situation first.
With some effort I turned my baby head to look around and I saw a white ceiling of metal beams above me and to my right I saw multiple christmas trees which were apparently for sale and to my left I saw christmas decorations ranging from inflatable santas to inflatable Frostys to glowing light up Rudolphs for sale.
I then heard an announcement over an intercom say "Thank you for doing your christmas shopping at the home depot Gothamites"
I thought 'Holy shit I was born in a Home depot near or during christmas'
"A baby born in my home depot it's a christmas miracle!"
The one who said that wasn't my new mom or my new dad it was an obese elderly black woman who looked like she was about to burst with joy, she was wearing the home depot uniform too.
Behind her was a crowd of seven people who had obviously been attracted by my new mothers screaming and witnessed my birth.
The Woman who called my birth a christmas miracle squealed "Oh he's already making faces ooh he's so precious can I pet him?"
( I was probably making a shocked face upon finding out that my birthday was literally on christmas like jesus)
My mother Saturn bywater said "Yeah go ahead Ms Jacket and can you have one of your employees fetch something to cut the umbillical cord?"
The elderly woman who I now knew to be named Ms jacket and Who I assumed to be the manager of this Home depot said "Of course my dear, you Mr peterson go get something sharp to cut this newborn angel's umbilical cord"
I saw a balding man rush off to go get the object to cut my cord while Ms jacket petted me.
A few moments later my umbilical cord was cut and my new mom kissed my forehead, she turned to my new father Miles "I think we should name him after your father?"
Miles shook his head no rapidly "No no helllll no Gaylord is a horrible name he just might sue us when he grows up, how about we name him after my Grandfather? Gaylord can be his middle name"
My new mother smiled "Russ Gaylord Bywater I like that name Russ it is, hello Russ"
A little girl probably no older then eight walked up to my parents, she was a caucasian brunette and she reminded me of the little girl I saved back in my world before I * pauses* before I died.
She asked "Mrs giant lady may I pet your baby boy?"
My new mother smiled "Sure you can little one" and bent over so the little girl could reach me.
The little girl petted my head and said "Hello Russ and Merry christmas" she then giggled "And happy birthday too"
I then finnaly allowed a smile to grace my new face and I bursted out laughing, I had a new family sure I was in Gotham the most crime ridden city in all of DC comics but I now had a family again which was something I haven't had in a long time.
My new mom- no- my mom said "oooh he's laughing his laughter sounds soooo cute"
Now you're probably wondering why I'm speaking to you guys as if this isn't the first time I've been born and why I'm so intelligent for a baby.
Well its because this isn't my first life, I had a life before this before I lived in The world of Justice league unlimited I lived in the real world same as you.
FLASHBACK.
Date MAY 5TH 2023
LOCATION STUART FLORIDA.
THE REAL WORLD.
I was not a baby then, I was a twenty five year old man and I was running for my life.
My hair was brown and shoulderlength and raggedy and curly as a hobo and my face had blond facial hair that hadn't been shaved in a week.
I was emaciated because I hadn't eaten in two weeks and I was wearing a grey shirt that was several sizes to big for me and a pair of grey pajamas torn in several places and I was barefoot.
I had just escaped my prison after being held captive for a year and three days.
No I wasn't in a state prison I didn't commit a crime, unless you count the crime of being a yandere magnet.
You see a Year and three days ago I was kidnapped by a pair of yandere twin sisters.
Oh I'm getting ahead of myself let me properly introduce myself.
In my second life in The DC world my name is Russ Gaylord bywater but in my first life in the real world.
My name was Jareth Samuel Rogan, my mother*pauses* my first mother named me after the main villain from her favorite movie Labyrinth.
My middle name Samuel is after my first Mothers father.
Anyways how did I get captured by a pair of twin yandere sisters you ask?
Well it all started with me getting a job as a waiter at a Restaraunt called Toojays.
Toojays is a jewish deli and bakery that is here in the city of Stuart it was one of my Aunt and uncles favorite restaraunts.
I used to work at a Nursing home back in 2019 but I got fired for hitting a co-worker who was bullying me and I went through a rough patch being unable to find a job any job at all in 2020.
In 2021 my aunt and uncle whom I lived with became desperate to help me find a job and began looking around town, eventually they found an opening at one of our favorite restaurants and I started my first day there on Halloween 2021.
On my first day there I met a pair of Japanese twin sisters named Asami and Cho.
They were Identical twins standing at Five feet 8 inches and had long black hair.
The very moment I met them they gave me a bad vibe but nonetheless I still had to serve them and they always requested me when they came to Toojays.
I worked at Toojays for six months, and I was kidnapped on May 1st 2022.
On May 1st 2022 it was 8:00 at night and I had just clocked off of work and began walking home from work.
When I felt a pair of strong arms wrap around behind me and put me in a chokehold, I couldn't breathe and neither could I break out no matter how hard I clawed or kicked.
It was then that Cho stepped in front of me, Asami must have been the one putting me in the chokehold.
Cho jabbed a needle into my neck and pushed the press and I began to feel very sleepy.
AND THAT'S how I was kidnapped by A pair of japanese twin yandere sisters.
I spent a year and three days being held captive in their basement in the countryside of Stuart.
It was a living hell, after my first escape attempt they drove nails into the joints of my hands as punishment god that fucking hurt, I cried for days afterwards.
Now as for my current state, it was because I had the audacity to tell them that I hate them.
The two sisters had raped me so many times and I was sick and tired of it, so when they went to have their way with me again I went into a berserk rage and began hitting them with all my strength telling them I hate them over and over again.
Unfortunately they eventually subdued me and got me tied to a chair, this was two weeks ago and they since have been starving me as punishment while occasionally raping me still.
The only reason why I managed to escape today was because they had gotten careless, they had untied me to let me go to the bathroom and didn't bother to tie me back up thinking I would be to weak to make a break for it while they went to work.
And so I used a chair to smash a window and escape.
And so here I am running through the woods screaming for help.
Did I mention I was in the woods?
Up Ahead I could see a road and across the road a couple houses.
For the first time in a year and three days hope blossomed inside me 'Civilization! The people living at those homes can call 911 and help me get home to my family! I'm free!'
I quickened my pace despite my aching protesting legs, excitement coursing through my veins.
I reached a two story purple house and banged on the door with every ounce of my strength.
"Open up please someone open up!" I shouted while making the door rattle and shake.
I heard a grumpy woman's voice say "Hold yer horses you impatient bastard I'm coming I'm coming"
A few moments later the door swung inward and there stood an obese black haired caucasian woman whose hair was greying.
She glared at me "You're not the mailman, listen you bum the nearest homeless shelter is over twenty miles away and I'm not driving you to it I'll order you an uber if you give me a quarter though"
I growled and thought ' I'm not a homeless person though no doubt I look like one'
Nonetheless I opted for calm knowing my survival was at stake.
"Please listen ma'am I need your"
All of a sudden the woman got a look of horror on her face and screamed "Katie get out of the street!"
Her sudden screaming caught me off guard and I jumped out of my non existent socks before turning around and saw an eight year old brunette girl playing with a soccerball in the street.
And there was a truck heading towards her.
My body moved on its own, I couldn't allow such a young life to be snuffed out of existence so soon.
My desire to protect the innocent girl forced my malnourished aching feet to sprint forward into the street and with my remaining strength I pushed the little girl out of the way of the truck.
Having used up the last of my strength I collapsed on the street.
Now there was good news and bad news.
The good news is I saved the little girl, the bad news was that now I was the one on the street and about to be hit by the truck.
Unfortunately no one came to save me.
*BA-DUMP*
The truck hit me and I died, did I mention that the truck that just killed me was an ice cream truck?
I felt intense pain as the bones in my back, chest and neck broke in several places and my neck was twisted 180 degrees, then I felt nothing at all as my vision faded to black.
LOCATION HEAVEN.
My black vision began to fill with a white light as my eyes flickered open and shut.
I asked myself "Wh-where am I?"
I looked around and saw a sky full of rainbows above me and below me ground composed of clouds and diamonds.
I was laying on my back and I said "I died didn't I, I spent a year and three days as the prisoner of a pair of yanderes being tortured and raped by them and then the very day I manage to successfully escape them I get killed by an icecream truck, FUCK MY LIFE! God must hate me"
I then heard an echoing voice say "I do not my son"
I jumped up to my feet as fast as the rabbits who used to live on my parents farm used to when I pet them.
"Who said that?!" I said looking around rapidly.
"Be calm my child you are safe now"
A man materialized in a series of white sparkles in front of me, he was a caucasian elderly balding grey haired man who was ten feet tall and very lanky.
He was wearing brown khaki pants and a blue T shirt which was a Walmart uniform.
His eyes were in the color of outer space itself, in his eyes I could see entire galaxies and the collective wisdom of billions of years of knowledge.
He wore square glasses over his space colored eyes and was clean shaven.
I asked "Wh-wh-who are you-sir? I'm dead aren't I? I got murdered by a fucking icecream truck so are you a demon here to drag me to hell or an angel to take me to heaven? Please be an angel I'm begging you I've been through enough pain and suffering to last me three lifetimes" desperation and anxiety flooded my voice.
The man said in his echoing voice "As I said be calm my child you are safe, I am neithef Demon nor angel for I am greater then both, I am the one who sculpted Adam out of clay, I am the one who instructed Noah to build his ark before flooding the Earth, I am the one who sacrificed my son to save humanity from itself.
I am the lord thy god"
I felt immense relief flood me flushing out my anxiety and desperation, I fell to my knees and weeped "Thank you god thank you I'm in Heaven that means I can see my Grandma again that means I can see all of my deceased pets and loved ones again thank you god thank you"
I laid there on my knees weeping in joy, for a good five minutes before I calmed down.
I then heard god say "Yes my child you do have the option of resting in Heaven or you could accept a mission from me"
I got a confused look on my face "A mission? What kind of mission and why do you want to give it to me?"
God explained "I call it Operation Vigilantee, It's where I reincarnate someone whose life was tragically cut short into one of the DC comics universes so that person can become a vigilantee and bring justice where the justice league failed by killing irredeemable villains like The Joker, scarecrow and Black mask and thus send them to hell where they'll be punished for eternity.
I am offering you the chance to participate in this operation because you have showed the characteristics of a true hero, you sacrificed your life to save a little girl that you didn't even know despite the fact that you literally just minutes ago escaped from your prison of a year and three days.
Despite your fresh trauma you threw your own sense of self preservation aside to save someone else and that is what a true hero does.
However in Operation Vigilante I'll need you to be the hero that the justice league can't be, you will have to be willing to do what the justice league won't and that is ending the threat of villains permanently
If you accept you will be given super powers of your choice to help you fight the villains in the DC world and to help you combat the justice league when they try to arrest you"
I was flabbergasted 'The DC multiverse is real? And God is offering me a second chance at life? With superpowers no less!'
I then felt my heart swell up with warmth at Gods praise of me calling me a true hero, my creator, the creator of the world and most certainly the multiverse thinks I'm a true hero.
I bowed and said "Thank you God you honor me so much if it makes you happy I WILL accept this mission but I have a few questions to ask you before I do"
God said in his echoing voice "Ask away my child"
I looked up at god, tears forming in my eyes as I recalled all that Asami and Cho did to me.
"When Asami and Cho kidnapped me, when they tortured me, when they raped me over and over again wh-why didn't you help me? Why didn't you help me escape? Why didn't you strike Asami and cho down with an illness or atleast help the police find me? Why god why?"
God got a look of pity and sadness on his face and he walked towards me and bent down on his knees and hugged me
"My child I am so sorry for what those two demons in human skin did to you, I wanted to help you believe me I did but there are some rules that even I have to follow to keep the multiverse from falling apart.
I can't interfere 100% of the time in the Daily lives of all my creations, I'm allowed to help every now and then but if I help to much the barrier between Heaven and the world of the living can shatter.
There have been so many times I've been forced to stand by and watch atrocities that sicken me to my core and make me want to vomit, what Asami and cho did to you was one of them, I'm sorry my child I'm sorry please forgive me"
He wiped a few tears off my face that dripped from my eyes.
I was shocked God was actually asking me for forgiveness, I felt God's embrace as he wrapped his arms around me and it felt so warm and safe, I never felt so safe in my entire existence ( can't say life because I'm dead) there was no way I could be mad at God.
I said "God don't worry I forgive you, you weren't there then but you're here now and I thank you for that"
God smiled "I'm glad you aren't angry at me my child, do you have any more questions" he let go of me and helped me to my feet.
I said "Yes what happened after I died?"
God answered "Well after you died, Gayle that's the woman who was rude to you first checked up on her daughter Katie which is the girl you saved and then checked up on you before calling 911 for you, the ice cream truck driver drove off and will later be arrested by the police for Drunk driving as he was drunk when he hit you, Gayle will praise you as her homeless hero and apologize to your corpse for being rude and grieve your death and so will Katie.
The police will later recognize you via your finger prints as the missing person Jareth samuel Rogan and they'll follow your foot steps in the woods to the house where you have been held prisoner at where they will find the dvd's of Asami and cho torturing you and raping you and with that as evidence arrest the two.
Your body is given to your family who will have it cremated and will hold a celebration of life for you"
I smiled "Asami and Cho are going to prison serves the two psychotic bitches right, and my family I miss them so much but atleast now they will get closure about me I hope my aunt and uncle put my ashes next to grandma's.
One more question God why are you wearing a walmart uniform?"
God chuckled his laughter echoed across the world of heaven, he said "My dear son, Don't you remember how you used to imagine me as when you were just a mere child? I took on the form that your childhood self always pictured me as"
I thought back fishing through my childhood memories "Oh yes now I remember I always imagined you as a tall oldman in a walmart suit!"
God let out a booming laughter and clapped me on my back nearly knocking me off my feet
"That's right my child and I thought it would be appropriate to appear in front of you in the form your childhood self imagined me as, now its time for you to choose your powers write the powers you want on this drawing tablet feel free to choose any power from any anime, cartoon, tv show, video game, movie etc pick any power you want!"
God clapped his hands and a paper tablet and a pencil appeared in my hands.
I began sweating nervously thinking 'There are so many powers that I want! Especially from the anime My Hero academia alone! I mean should I pick All of All for one's powers or Todoroki's quirk or h-how about Tomura's quirk or-or or sato's quirk! How about I pick more then one power! If I do Muscular's quirk is a must! Oh man I hope I'm not on a time limit here!'
I then heard God speak in his calming and echoing voice again "Relax my child relax you are not on a time limit you have all the time in Heaven to choose your powers and pick as many as you want and don't worry about holding me up I'm god remember? One of my many powers is Omnipresence"
I wiped an imaginary bead of sweat off of my face and breathed a sigh of relief 'Okay thank you God he must've read my mind, of course he did he's God after all NOW like I said earlier Muscular's quirk is a must so THAT is going down NOW! Next Shoto todoroki's quirk is also a must! And third Tomura shigaraki's quirk is a must! Okay next I MUST have whitebeard's Devil fruit the gura gura no mi! And I have been dying to have Akainu's Devil fruit for years!'
I devolved into a rapid fire speech muttering storm inside my mind as I began to write down a huge list of powers and occasionally I would cross out one of the powers I've written down and replace it with a new one.
It was after an hour and ten minutes of writing and crossing out powers that I had finished my list.
I looked over my list one more time and satisfied with my list I said "God sir I've finished writing h-here's th-the l-list"
I stuttered because my list was really long and I was afraid that god would reject some or most of my chosen powers.
God smiled "Thank you my child now let's see"
God's space eyes bugged out of his head and he sweat dropped and did that anime thing where the character comically collapses from being shocked.
I began to sweat bullets, 'Oh crap I picked to many didn't I? I just pissed off the guy who flooded the world in a fit of rage'
I nervously spoke "G-g-God y-you're not m-mad are you?"
God straightened himself up getting back on his feet, he laughed "No no my child I'm not mad at all just surprised is all, never before has someone chosen so many powers I mean this is the hugest list I've ever seen Bwahahahahaha *sighs* but I can't allow you to use all these powers at once otherwise it would be a complete curbstomp.
At most you'll be allowed to use four powers a day and you'll have to switch to another four powers the next day does that sound fair?"
I sighed in relief before smiling "Thank you god and of course that's fair!"
God said "And before I reincarnate you where in the DC universe do you want to be reincarnated? And just so you know you don't have to kill all villains there are some whom can be redeemed in fact I have two villains in mind that you can redeem Mr freeze and Poison Ivy I'll send you schematics for formulas that'll cure Mr Freeze's wife and Poison ivy respectively"
I thought 'Oh yeah Mr freeze turned to crime because his wife Nora got a terminal illness and Poison ivy turned to crime because her poisonous biology made her harmful to other human beings and unable to have children and the fact that her betrayal by Jason woodrue made her that way now where do I want to be born?'
After thinking I answered "God I want to be reincarnated where all the action is, Gotham I think Gotham city will be a great place to make my debut as a vigilantee as a lot of the most evil villains such as The Joker and Scarecrow are there and I can make a name for myself by killing them"
God said "That's a wise choice my child" he rubbed my head affectionately.
"Though I warn you you may encounter crime at a young age and see horrible things"
I said "God I've already seen and experienced horrible things I was held captive by yandere twin sisters for a year and three days and my life before that wasn't the best either I mean my father was an abusive drug addict who indirectly killed my grandma! I think I'm ready for Gotham!"
God said "If you say so my son now I should warn you that being born will be traumatic and you won't get your powers until sometime after you turn fifteen so try to avoid fighting crime until you get your powers, spend your new life until then preparing for your future Vigilante life.
You are allowed to fight the league, maim the league but not kill them"
I nodded my head "So I should start learning martial arts from an early age and studying my ass off from a young age"
God said "Yes my child, you will retain all memories of your first life so you will already have a highschool education the moment you're born start building up on that when you're five and try to enroll in your first martial arts class when you're five also, do to the fact that you've already graduated high school in your first life you will come across as a child prodigy in Elementary and Middle school in your second life not to mention the fact that you will be building up your education to college levels in your spare time starting early elementary school, with luck by the time your powers manifest at age fifteen you'll be a superb martial artist and a keen intellectual"
I saluted God like I was someone in the army and he was my commanding officer "Got it my lord I have a strong motivation to improve myself! For one I have to protect the innocent and slaughter the evil! And two I don't want what happened to me in my first life to ever happen to me again in my second life! If a yandere tries to kidnap me in my second life they've got another thing coming!"
God chuckled "That they will my son that they will" he then conjured a door that had a picture of stormy clouds and black skyscrapers and even a picture of the bat signal on it.
The door wasn't on a wall, it stood in thin air.
God said "Step through this door and you will be reincarnated into the DC universe that I'm sending you too"
I solemnly nodded "Thank you God I don't take this responsibility lightly" and grabbing the handle opened the door which revealed a bright yellow light inside it.
I took a deep breath and said "Traumatic birth here I come" and jumped into the yellow light.
END OF FLASHBACK.
That's how I ended up here, being born at this Home depot in Gotham city On Christmas day.
I was now wrapped up in an orange towel, it being the only thing clothing me.
My mom looked me over and said "Miles, he's going to be a red head like us and his eyes they're blue as sapphires just like my mothers, but what's this?"
My mother gasped "What a strange birthmark!"
"Birth mark?" Questioned my father Miles.
My mom pointed at my chest "Yes it-its kind of disturbing for it looks like a scar, the words Asami and cho are on his chest as if someone carved them into his chest with a knife"
I couldn't see my own face because there was no mirror but I was 100% certain I paled, the scar from my first life had reincarnated with me.
You see during the time I spent with Asami and Cho they "Marked" me as their property by carving their names into my chest, as you can imagine this left quite a nasty scar.
'Why the hell would God allow that scar to reincarnate with me?! Just fucking why?!' I wondered and raged in my head.
I then said "FUCK!" I tried to shout it in rage, angry that I still had that burden of a scar.
But my baby vocal cords were weak and it came out as a squeaky high pitched "Fuck" so instead of sounding like a bellowing man like I wanted too I sounded like a baby throwing a Tantrum which i guess i was.
My mother paled and my father gaped he quickly covered his ass by saying "Russ didn't learn that word from me!"
My mother's lip quivered "My baby just said his first word- AND IT'S A CUSS WORD! WHY GOD WHY?!" she burst into tears and my father hugged her and tried to comfort her.
Ms Jacket prayed "Dear lord and jesus please forgive this christmas miracle you have given us for committing his first sin"
While Ms Jacket prayed for God to forgive me ( Which I'm sure he did) my Father got my mother calmed down.
My mother ( Whose name was Saturn remember) said "Well it's probably my fault anyway, he probably heard me cussing when I was giving birth to him and decided to repeat after me, I'll just have to watch my mouth more often, anyways in all of the excitement of giving birth I forgot what we came here to do and that was to do some last minute christmas shopping!"
My father smiled "Oh yes my sweet giantess! We need A Christmas tree for our house!"
Ms Jacket then said "Whichever Christmas tree you pick its free consider it your christmas gift in return for the christmas gift you gave me"
Ms jacket using her index finger scratched my chin "Goochie goochie goo" she said and I decided to play the part of a normal baby and giggle.
My mother said "Thank you Ms Jacket my husband and I have always appreciated your friendship"
Ms jacket then said "The feelings mutual and I have always appreciated your pizzas that your Restaraunt makes, also where's your daughter Black pudding?"
I was double shocked 'My mom owns a pizzeria and I have an older sister named Black pudding? The first is awesome the second is going to be a new experience as I've never had siblings before!'
My father answered this time "She's at home studying"
Ms Jacket asked incredulously "When she's off from school?"
My father Miles laughed "What can I say? She may be eleven but she's already made up her mind that she wants to be a lawyer when she grows up so she's putting her nose to the grindstone"
LATER!
My new family and I were outside the parking lot of the Home depot, My Father Miles had just tied our new christmas tree which was an eight foot tall artificial purple christmas tree to the back of his pick up truck which was a pink 1950's pick up truck.
Miles patted the hood of the pink 1950's pick up truck affectionately "See this truck Russ? Her name is Ol' Reliable she's served my father well when he took your grandmother out on dates, she's served me well when I took your sweet giantess of a mother out on dates and she will serve you well when its time for you to take a pretty girl out on a date.
One day she will be yours but for now she's mine and I intend to make full use of her"
I thought 'Cool A pink pick up truck! I never had a car in my first life! And back in my first life I always wanted a pink truck!'
I played the part of a normal baby smiling and laughing, though I was genuinely happy.
I had a family again, and I was free of Asami and Cho.
My mother who was still holding me said "Ooh he's so cute when he's happy!"
My father smiled "I agree and I think he's already excited about getting Ol reliable, sorry to tell you but you're going to have to wait a long time champ you were just born barely an hour ago and aren't nearly old enough to drive but I promise you the wait will be more then worth it"
My mom then got in the truck and as my father was about to follow a trio of thugs wearing ski masks ran into our parking space.
One grabbed my father and held a knife to his throat while the second one pointed a gun at my mother and I.
The third thug spoke to my mother "Listen Giant freak We're taking you're christmas tree if you cooperate we won't kill"
He didn't get a chance to finish his sentence as my mother punched the gun weilding thug in the face so hard that his nose bone went into his brain and he died, she then took his gun from his corpse before it even hit the floor and put a bullet inbetween the eyes of the third thug.
I then heard the sound of breaking bones coming from behind me followed by the sound of gurgling and choking.
I turned my baby head and saw that my father had broken the arm of the knife weilding thug that had taken him hostage and had taken the thugs knife and stabbed him in the throat.
My baby face no doubt had a shocked expression that many people would've found adorable.
'My new mom and Dad are badasses!' I thought before I bursted out into hysterical baby giggles.
"Huhuhuhuhu mommy and Daddy are funny" I said playing the role of an oblivious baby.
My father asked "Um My sweet giantess should we be worried that our baby finds it hilarious that we killed three people or proud that he's learning how to talk so fast?"
My mother said "Nah we shouldn't be worried he probably doesn't understand that we killed them, but we should be proud of how fast he is learning how to talk, he's barely more then half an hour old and my Russ has already said a full sentence I'm so proud!"
TIMESKIP!
My parents had called the police and had to stay at the home depot a little longer to give their statements on what happened, luckily with help from Ms hacket who was more then happy to provide security footage my parents killing of the three thugs would be ruled as a justifiable homicide.
I was still being held in my mothers arms as my father drove us home.
'Home, I haven't had a home in over a year' I thought 'I wonder what my new home will be like?'
My stomach then gave a loud growl fitting for a lion's roar, I remembered that I spent the last two weeks of my first life starving so I haven't had anything to eat for the last two weeks of my first life nor anything in my second life.
Never before had my stomach felt emptier then it did now, I felt like I would eat a grasshopper if it hopped into the car I was that desperate for food.
My hunger must've shown on my face because my mother Saturn said "Are you hungry Russ? Is my precious little guy hungry?" She asked this in a babying voice the kind I used to talk in to the rabbits on my old mother's farm back in my first life when I wanted to baby them and make them feel special and loved.
It was kind of embarrassing being talked to like that since I was an adult mentally but I couldn't object without raising suspicion.
I just pretended to be a normal hungry baby and said "Mama I'm hungry!"
My mother sat me on her lap and proceded to pull her T rex themed sweater up thus showing her Bra, which she then unclipped showing her breasts.
( I didn't notice it then but would later realize that my mother had a tattoo of ripped skin taking on the form of the american flag on her Right breast and shoulder)
"What the fuck?" I squeaked out.
Obviously my mom heard me because she frowned "Russ you shouldn't say words like the last word you said, it's a bad word and as for what I'm doing I'm going to breast feed you after all you're not old enough to eat solid food you were just born!"
My already white baby face became as white as chalk and the thoughts racing through my head were 'No no fuck no! Breast feeding? That's disgusting! I don't want to suck my mom's tits! I'm NOT that kind of guy!'
My mother Saturn picked me up and held me to her breasts "Drink up my little Russ"
I thought 'Fuck no!' But before I could voice this with my high pitched baby voice and get a scolding from my mother I saw a drop of milk leaking from her right nipple and this activated my infant instincts.
My infant instincts were screaming at me to latch on and suck the teat dry and not only that but my soul my very own soul which hadn't had any food to comfort it in two weeks was begging for food ANY kind of food to satisfy its emptiness and so unable to resist my craving for sustenance, I opened wide and placed the teat in my mouth and began sucking.
The milk wasn't the best thing I've ever tasted but compared to the nothingness I've had for the past two weeks it might as well have been chocolate icecream.
I spent the next several minutes nursing off of my mother.
When I was done my mother gently patted my back and I belched.
My father chuckled "That was a powerful belch champ, though I'm sad I'm going to have to share my favorite toys again"
My mother set me down on her lap as she put her bra and sweater back on "Hahaha I know you love my breasts Miles but for the next 6 months Russ needs them more then you do"
It wasn't long after when my father pulled up in front of a black gate that was flanked on both sides by Gargoyle statues and had a black brick wall surrounding an orange grove that was behind the gate.
There was a sign that was on top of the left black brick wall that said "Gotham Ranch Gated community"
My father got out of the truck and walked to a small keyboard console and entered a code and the gate slid open, getting back into the truck he drove us in.
'So my parents live in a gated community that has an orange grove in it, Neat I never lived in a gated community before' I thought.
My father drove past multiple houses that were two-three stories tall, Until he pulled up in front of a red three story house that was made up of a bunch of square and cube shapes stacked together.
It had two rectangular shapes stacked on top for a roof and large door sized rectangular windows.
My father said "Here we are champ your home"
My parents got out of the car and walking over to the door My father unlocked it.
My mother shouted "Black pudding sweetie we're home and we've brought you a gift!"
"I'm coming mommy and Daddy!" I heard the voice of a young girl say before down the stairs ran to my suprise an albino girl who was Five feet seven inches tall.
The girl had shoulder length whitehair done in dreadlocks and violet eyes that wore large round glasses like my mother.
She was wearing a blue skirt and a red christmas sweater that had a picture of Patrick star from spongebob on it, the former dressed up as a christmas tree.
I thought 'My sister is an albino COOL! I've always thought albinos were cool! But why is she so tall when she's 11? She must've inherited her height from mom!'
She gasped happily when she saw me "Oh my god oh my god oh my god my baby brother is Finnally here I'm finnally a big sister! Thank you Mommy and daddy this is the best christmas gift ever!"
I felt my heart fill up with genuine warmth, I never had siblings in my past life and now I had an older sister who will love me and care for me.
I smiled and laughed and waved at her.
My sister Black Pudding put her hands to her mouth "He waved at me! He must know that I'm his sister! What's his name?"
My mother said "His name is Russ, Russ Gaylord Bywater, Russ this is your big sister Black pudding.
I named her after a scottish dish that I had cravings for when I was pregnant with her"
I said "Black pudding Big sister!"
Black pudding gushed over me "He said my name! And he does recognize me as his big sister! Oohh may I hold him and give him the tour of our house PLEASE mommy and daddy?"
My mother giggled "Sure go ahead Black pudding but be gentle he's precious cargo that's as fragile as glass" she handed me over to Black pudding who tenderly held me in her arms.
Black pudding said "Okay Russ time for you to get a tour of your new home first the living room"
She took me to a couch that had a large picture of spongebob's smiling face on its pillow portion and a picture of spongebob's pants on its seat portion, on the couch lay a small chibi stuffed animal of Picard as Locutus of borg and a small spock stuffed animal.
Black pudding said "Okay Russ as you can see here we have a spongebob themed couch, that's because Dad is a HUUUGE fan of spongebob he's been watching the series since it first came out, on the couch there is a stuffed animal of picard when he got assimilated by the Borg and a stuffed animal of spock, that's because Mom is a huge fan of sci fi like Star trek and Star wars, she loves both equally and can not and will not choose between the two.
NEXT look at the star trek original series cuckoo clock behind us, notice how it has a picture of the cast of the original series on it and its Enterprise shaped pendelum, moving on we come upon Dad's Spongebob themed fish tank which is home to several Jellyfish"
I gazed in wonder at The spongebob themed couch and the star trek merchandise 'My father is a spongebob fan? That's fantastic! I myself was always a spongebob fan in my past life so my father and I can bond over watching spongebob together! And my moms a Sci fi nerd? That's perfect! I was also a sci fi nerd in my past life which is something that I got from from my first mom!
It looks like I hit the family jack pot here in the DC universe THANK YOU GOD!'
I then observed my fathers spongebob themed fishtank which was huge to sat the least and had a model of spongebob's neighbor hood which included Spongebob's house, squidwards house and Patrick's house and not to far away were models of the Krusty Krab and Chum bucket! And floating in the tank were several Jelly fish!
My sister then moved me in front of the TV "Moving on in front of the TV we see a VHS tape, DVD player, and a playstation 2, we watch movies here and play games here together as a family"
She then walked into the kitchen which was very spacious.
Black pudding said "Now we're in the kitchen, here is Dad's spongebob themed toaster ( with her spare arm she points to a toaster that has a picture of spongebob's face on it) and here is mom's Star trek the original series USS enterprise pizza cutter ( she pulls a pizza cutter that resembles the enterprise from star trek from a drawer) and on the fridge you can see mom's star trek borg cube refrigerator magnet and Star trek 1960's cast refrigerator magnet"
Black pudding then carries me to the back door, opens it and takes me outside.
My baby face took on a shocked expression that my older sister obviously found adorable because she said "Oooooh awwww that expression on your face is so priceless! I can see that you're already going to grow up to be a man of fine culture!"
She then continued "As you can see in the backyard is our Koi pond! Notice the miniature chinese house! Notice the waterfall cascading off the model cliff!"
Indeed there was a Koi pond outback with a Dog house sized model of a chinese house right next to it and a waterfall cascading off a small miniature mountain.
In the pond were numerous Koi fish.
Black pudding bent over and said in a babying voice "Come on little Russ play with the fishies I know you want too"
To be honest I had a fear that the koi would bite my baby fingers off mistaking them for worms.
But I didn't want to disappoint my new older sister 'She'll protect me, she looks like a strong big sister' I thought before I decided to oblige her sticking my right hand into the water and began splashing and giggling like a normal baby would.
"Fishies pretty" I said.
Black pudding smiled "Yes they are little Russ, and YOU are a smart cookie"
After splashing the water for a few minutes she took me back inside.
After closing the door she said "Okay next we're going upstairs to my room!"
She walked up to the second floor carrying me, once she got there she said "This is the second floor My room and our parents room is up here! Where's your room you ask? Well you're extra special as you get your own floor! Your room is up on the third floor! But we're not going there yet first stop my room!"
My sister took me to a door that had a fake red stop sign on it that said "STOP NO BOYS ALLOWED"
She giggled "Ignore that baby brother you're an exception you're not a gross boy*pauses* yet"
She opened the door and took me inside and it was immediately obvious to me that she was a horror fan.
She had a life sized cardboard cutout of Pennywise the clown from the horror movie IT ( The Old Pennywise NOT the new one) on the left side of her bed.
She said "There you can see my life sized cardboard cutout of Pennywise, Mom and dad got that for me on my ninth birthday I was so happy! Right here in front of my bed you'll see my computer where I do my research and studying I want to become a lawyer when I grow up and above my computer you'll see my horror movie characters driving the mystery machine clock"
She pointed to a clock on the wall above her computer, the clock had pictures of horror movie characters such as Jason, Ghost face and chucky driving the mystery machine from scooby doo.
She then pointed to a black and white poster of Abraham Lincoln that was behind her bed "As you can see I have a poster of one of America's greatest presidents Abraham lincoln on my wall behind my bed, he is truly an inspiration to me the way he saved America from the horrors of Slavery, now moving onto my bed you can see that I've got blankets that have pictures of famous horror movie villains Jason, Freddy kruger, and Michael Myers on them.
Moving on again there's my TV on the desk and next to my TV on the left side is a taxidermied bobcat which I personally shot and killed during a hunting trip with mom and dad, and next to the TV on the right my Venus fly trap Little Shirley"
I smiled and thought 'My new family goes on hunting trips and has taxidermied animal trophies? That's so cool! It reminds me of my old friends Tim and Teresa back in my first life! And My sisters Venus fly trap reminds me of the fact that I used to have one too back when I was in elementary school in my first life!'
My sister then turned around and pointed at a bookshelf that was on the right side of her bed "There little brother you'll find all my Goosebumps books and books on Law and order, so for the future if you want to get me something for my birthday get me a goosebumps book or a book on legalese! Fyi my birthday is also on a holiday just like yours is! My birthday is on Halloween!'
I laughed 'My sisters birthday is on a Holliday too? What a coincidence! And on Halloweem! Maybe that's why she's such a horror movie fan!'
She then carried me out of her room and closed the door.
Carrying me down the hall way, she stopped at a pair of paintings, one was a painting of Picard, Worf, Data, Counselor Troi, William Riker, Geordi la forge, and Dr crusher playing poker.
The second painting was a spongebob version of Van gogh's starry night with a picture of Spongebob and his house in it.
My sister said "The star trek painting is a gift That Dad got mom on her birthday three years ago, which is on Thanksgiving the spongebob starry night painting is something Dad painted himself, FYI our dad is ex navy He served in the Navy for eleven years and left shortly before I was born and he is now a Biology teacher at Gotham high.
Anyways one of his hobbies besides Weight lifting and martial arts is painting, he also teaches a combat sambo class at Gotham ranch's gym"
I was THRILLED 'My dad's a martial artist, a painter and ex navy?! He's so much cooler and better then my abusive father in my past life!'
She then took me to another door and said "This is our parents room" and opened it and took me inside.
She pointed to a large taxidermied Boar's head above my parents bed, the boar's head to my shock and amusement had been modified to resemble Quark the ferengi from star trek.
Black pudding said "As you can see that Boar head belonged to a boar Mom shot and killed, not only did she taxidermy it she had plastic surgery done on its ears to make them bigger and rounder like Quark's ears as she wanted to make the boar head look like Quark from Star trek Deep space 9"
She then pointed to a taxidermied squirrel on the desk to the left of my parents bed, the taxidermied squirrel had been painted red and been dressed up in a blue shirt and pants and given fake eyestalks and crab claws.
"As for the squirrel that's something that dad shot and killed during a hunt, and he taxidermied it and altered it to resemble Mr Krabs from Spongebob"
She then closed the door and showed me a spongebob version of The scream ( a famous painting by Edvard munch) that was on the door.
"That's a present Mom got Dad for his birthday which FYI is on St Patrick's day"
I squeaked out "Holy shit"
Black pudding giggled "You just came into this world Russ and you're already swearing I can tell you're going to be a handful for mom, dad and I"
The reason why I said Holy shit was because I realized that my entire family INCLUDING ME had our birthdays on Holidays!
My birthday was on Christmas, my sister's on Halloween, my mothers on Thanksgiving and my fathers on St Patricks day!
'Well the holidays are always going to be a blast around here that's for certain!' I thought while laughing aloud.
Black pudding said "Aah aren't you just tooo cute!" And rasberried my stomach, I was always very ticklish in my past life and apparently that was something I kept in this one because that made me laugh all the harder.
Black pudding then showed me the desk on the right of my parents bed which held a taxidermied bobcat that had been painted white with Blue square patterns on it.
She explained "I'm not the only one in this family who's shot and killed a bobcat, Mom's done so too and she altered it to resemble R2 D2 from star wars, NOW to move onto our parents bathroom!"
She while still carrying me walked over to a door in the back of our parents room and opened the door thus revealing a personal bathroom that had a bathrub/ shower in it.
"As you can see Russ, Dad has decorated the bathroom with his spongebob merchandise, spongebob shower curtains, spongebob soap dispenser and a Taxidermied deer head right above the back of the shower that has been altered to resemble squidward's face"
Indeed there was a deer head on the wall above the back of the shower that had been pained blue and given a copy of squidward's nose, and the shower curtains had pictures of spongebob cooking krabby patties and jelly fishing.
'WOW this house is great! I've got a cool new family, sure they can't replace my old one but atleast my new one is sooo cool!' I thought.
'I really like that taxidermied deer head that my dad altered to look like squidward! He's a true artist!'
Black pudding then said "That concludes the tour of our parents room now its time for the big finale the tour of your room!"
Black pudding exited out of our parents bathroom and closed the door before taking me out of our parents bedroom.
Our parents were waiting for us outside.
My father ruffled Black pudding's hair affectionately before patting my head affectionately.
Turning his attention back to my older sister he asked "How's your new baby brother been behaving? Has he been enjoying his tour?"
Black pudding giggled "Oh he has been an absolute angel the best little brother a girl can ask for"
My tall mother smiled "Good, hey how about we show him his room together?"
Black pudding said "I'd love to do that mom!"
I then decided to speak "Mama, Dada, Black pudding, Love you all"
My mother and my sister gushed "AAAAWWW He said he loves us!" They both said.
While my father sniffled and wiped a tear from his eye "Champ you were just born and already you're growing up so fast it's enough to make a grown man cry"
After sharing our familial bonding moment Black pudding carried me up to the third floor and we were followed by our parents.
Soon we came upon the door to my bedroom and Black pudding opened it and we entered.
My bedroom was already decorated greatly even though I was just born, I could tell that my parents had put a great effort into decorating it.
First there was my crib which was blue and had a musical mobile that had the cast of spongebob hanging from it.
Next there was a bed with Spongebob's face on the back where the pillows lay and spongebob's pants where my feet went ( the wooden parts of the bed were painted this color)
My parents and older sister began giving me the tour, my older sister showing me the spongebob musical mobile as my father explained it.
"See this champ? I got this spongebob musical mobile just for you, with it I'm going to teach you all my favorite spongebob songs, here's how" he pressed a button on it and the musical mobile began to spin while playing The FUN song sung by spongebob and plankton.
I laughed aloud 'This brings back so many happy childhood memories in my first life! Like when my primary school had that musical and one of the songs was the FUN song! *sighs* good times a simpler time'
I laughed and clapped my baby hands to the song and although I genuinely wanted to make a 100% full attempt to sing the song perfectly, I had to play the role of a baby and thus I purposely made my quoting of the lyrics poor.
Nonetheless my father was impressed "WOW champ I'm rubbing off on you already, I guess the loving spongebob gene is something you inherited from me"
My mother kissed my head and then said "I'm glad he loves spongebob like you do Miles, But I hope he has also inherited my I love Star trek and star wars gene! Black pudding give him to me"
Black pudding with visible reluctance gave me back to our mother who gently cuddled me and said " Okay Russ in your crib is a glow in the dark star wars pillow, Miles flip the lights off show Russ how his pillow glows in the dark"
My father walked over to the light switch and flipped the switch off, and my pillow which had a picture of two AT AT Walkers on it DID glow in the dark.
"OOOOOH" I said, I was genuinely amazed and was grateful towards my parents for getting me this.
After that little demonstration my father turned the lights back on.
My mom then said "Next are the stuffed animals we got you, first is a stuffed animal of R2 D2 who is everyone's favorite droid in Star wars, next we're switching to Star trek and we see a Klingon teddy bear that I got you and finnally your father"
My father interrupted "I got you a stuffed animal of the best character in Spongebob! Squidward! Everybody says he's mean but I think he's just misunderstood and under appreciated"
I gaped as I thought 'Holy shit! Not only is my father a spongebob fan like I am! He also has the same favorite character I do! This is the best family I could have been reincarnated in! God you knew what kind of family I'd like and chose this family for me didn't you? Thank you god!'
My mother then turned around and pointed at something up on the wall, looking up I saw something that flabbergasted me!
It was a taxidermied alligator head that had been painted black and grafted to a mask to make it look like Darth vader's helmet, its jaw was still wide open but its eyesockets were covered by black circular visors.
My mother said "I shot and killed this gator and taxidermied it to make it look like the best villain in Star wars Darth vader, Russ say hello to your christmas/ birthday gift Darth Gator"
I smiled "Mommy's gift to me is perfect!"
My mother said "I'm glad you think so sweety" and kissed my head.
I then yawned, feeling fatigue come over me.
My mother said "Oh is my special little guy getting tired? Well I'd better get you dressed and tucked into your crib then so you can be all rested up for our christmas celebrations tonight"
I then remembered that I was still naked and wearing nothing but a towel and blushed.
Black pudding said "Aww his face is turning red!"
TO CONCLUDE I was happy with my new family though I would always miss my old one, but I would learn to live just fine in Gotham.
5 YEARS LATER
DATE SEPTEMBER 2010
Today was my first day in kindergarten at Gotham elementary, I was in Mrs Cummings' class.
Today was also the day that I'd meet my best friend Barbara gordon who would later become my adversary Batgirl when I go down the path of a brutal vigilantee.
It was 8:29 AM and class had just started, the class consisted of me who was now a short but muscular for my age five year old boy with red hair done in a padawan braid and square shaped glasses.
( I was muscular for my age as I had started taking my fathers Combat sambo classes five months ago, I practically begged my father to allow me to take his classes as I really wanted to prepare myself for my future Vigilantee life so far I was greatly excelling and was his most hard working and youngest student)
I was wearing a spongebob shirt and blue jean shorts, and besides me there were eight other kids in the class room who varied from boy to girl.
It was then that the teacher Mrs Cummings walked to the front of the class with a girl who had long hair that was red like mine, she wore a purple shirt and a purple skirt.
The teacher said "Alright class welcome to Kindergarten, now this is the beginning of what is certainly to be a bright future for all of you, to start off today I am introducing someone who is new here.
Please welcome Barbara Gordon, she has just moved here to Gotham and she is our dear commisioner's niece, I expect all of you to treat her with the dignity and respect you would a fellow gothamite"
I was sitting crosslegged on a rug that had a picture of trains and rail roads on it, I thought 'Holy shit Barbara gordon?! The girl who will become Batgirl is in my class?! This is amazing! Oh I'm so lucky!'
Barbara for her part shyly waved her hand and said "H-h-hi everyone I'm Barbara gordon"
After that Mrs cummings instructed Barbara to find a place to sit down on the railroad and trains rug that the rest of the class was sitting on as she ( Mrs cummings) took roll call.
I purposely scooted over and waved to get Barbara's attention "Over here" I mouthed gesturing to the empty space I created.
Barbara saw me and smiled, she walked over and sat down beside me.
I introduced myself "I'm Russ bywater it's nice to meet you Barbara"
Barbara smiled "It's nice to meet you to Russ thank you for offering me a seat"
And that's how our childhood friendship began.
LATER!
Barbara and I were sitting together at the reading zone taking turns reading books to each other.
Barbara was currently reading a book about The three little pigs to me.
"And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow this House down!" said the wolf before blowing the second pigs house made of sticks down" read Barbara.
I was trying to stay engaged but I was actually getting bored real fast, the books that Barbara and I were reading to each other were meant for five year olds and granted I was five BUT only biologically.
In reality I was thirty as I was twenty five when I died back in my first life and add my age here in my second life with my age at my time of death in my first life I'm 30.
I'm a thirty year old man in a five year old's body, when I said I wanted to be a kid again I didn't mean this young! I meant 15 or sixteen again!'
I then heard Barbara's voice saying "Russ- Russ- RUSS!"
I snapped out of my thoughts "Sorry Barbara did you say something?"
Barbara frowned "Yes, I finished the story of the three little pigs and I asked you to choose a story to read next, were you even listening to me"
I sighed and went for the honest approach telling her that I wasn't listening "I'm sorry Barbara it's just that the books in this class aren't my thing, I prefer something more *'for older audience' I thought* Scifi" I said
Barbara with her curiosity peaked asked "Well are there any books in this class that'll interest you?"
I shook my head "Not really no*pauses* wait I have a book in my backpack that'll interest me and can keep us BOTH entertained! Stay here and hold down the fort Babs I'll be right back!"
I walked away from the reading zone to our teacher Mrs cummings, I got her attention by tugging on her dress "Mrs cummings may I Get one of my books from my backpack to read?"
She smiled down at me "Of course you can Russ"
I bowed my head politely "Thank you Mrs cummings!"
I walked over to the area where our backpacks hanged on the walls, my backpack was a star wars themed backpack with a picture of Anakin and obi wan in their sacred dual on Mustafar on it.
Taking my back pack off its hook, I unzipped it and rummaged through it until I found and pulled out a book that had a picture of a blonde girl transforming into a bat on it.
I smiled "Animorphs Book 17 The Underground, the book where the yeerks go crazy from Oatmeal, I wonder what Babs will think of Animorphs?"
I have been a big animorphs fan since middle school in my first life so as soon as i saw an animorphs book again in this life which was when I was three years old I grabbed it and read it.
My parents were needless to say surprised at their three year old son reading a book intended for middle schoolers with casual ease.
But they soon became proud, announcing me as a prodigy like my older sister.
'Babs might have some trouble understanding parts of this book so I'll probably have to explain some of it to her' I thought as I made my way back to the reading zone.
I heard it before I saw it, I heard Babs' voice saying "Get off me you weirdo"
I then saw one of our classmates, a boy trying to kiss Babs repeatedly, he was grabbing her hair roughly and making repeated attempts to shove his face into hers.
He was a pasty blonde boy and he was saying "Come on you're a pretty girl just give me a couple kisses!"
Seeing that boy trying to forcefully kiss my new friend awoke a deep primal rage inside me via bringing up old traumatic memories.
FLASHBACK TO MY FIRST LIFE
Asami was trying to stab me with a needle containing a powerful aphrodisiac, I grabbed her arm holding the needle, with both hands and even then I was struggling to hold her back as she was so much stronger then me.
Cho then joined in and helped pin me down thus allowing Asami to succesfully inject me with the Aphrodisiac.
When the Aphrodisiac entered my vains, I felt my cock become hard and swell up to its maximum height and I felt my heart rate spike up so fast I thought I would have a heart attack any moment.
I began hyperventilating as my body grew hotter and hotter, I suddenly felt like I was wearing two sweaters in a 110 degree heat, I LITERALLY felt like if I didn't take my clothes off I would be cooked to death, so that's what I did.
Asami cooed "Good boy taking your clothes off"
Cho then said "We injected you with enough of this aphrodisiac to give you a hardon that'll last twelve hours but if you engage in sex with us non stop we can cut that time in half"
I had no choice I felt like I would die if I didn't comply.
That was how I lost my virginity and that was the first of many times Asami and cho raped me.
END OF FLASHBACK.
Seeing this boy trying to forcefully kiss My new friend I began to see red as I felt my heartbeat quicken and adrenaline pump through the veins of my five year old body.
I dropped my book and screamed "LEAVE HER ALONE YOU BASTARD!" and charged the boy intending to use my five months of Combat sambo knowledge to reduce him to a stain on the floor.
The pasty blonde boy saw me coming towards him and his grey eyes widened in fear, right before I drove my elbow into his jaw.
*crunch* It was like gravel being crushed, was the sound his jaw made as blood bursted out of his mouth and a couple teeth came flying out, I heard several of my classmates scream and I think Mrs cummings did to.
I wasn't finished yet, I brought my head back and banged my head into his left eye for a vicious headbutt.
The handsy boy went down whimpering for his mommy.
I was in such a rage though that I didn't care, I delivered a soccer kick to his chest as he tried to get up causing there to be another breaking sound I would later learn that I broke some of his ribs with that soccer kick.
I then grabbed his right arm and twisted it around until it broke with a *snap!* before doing the same to his left arm.
The handsy boy who tried to violate my friend was crying and begging for mercy, with tears and snot running down his face.
The next thing I knew before I could punish him further I felt a strong pair of arms grab me and force me into a pair of handcuffs small enough for my size.
"That's enough son, jesus christ kid you almost killed the boy!" I turned my head around and saw that our school's resource officer had entered our classroom and handcuffed me.
I then looked around and saw everyone in the classroom looking at me with fear including Mrs cummings though Barbara's gaze had some appreciation mixed in her look of fear.
LATER!
I was in the principal's office, still in handcuffs, the school had called my parents, my mother had quickly come once she found out what happen my father being to busy teaching at Gotham high.
My mom was currently arguing with the mother of the boy who I beat up.
My mother said "I agree my son did go overboard but that doesn't excuse your sons behavior either! Your son was trying to forcibly kiss that girl repeatedly over and over again! That can be considered sexual harassment!"
The boy who I beat up's mother said "I don't give A flying fuck! That childish bitch should be happy that my darling angel of a son wanted to kiss her! And as for your violent bully of a brat I intend to make sure he spends the rest of his childhood in Juvie!"
My mom got out of her seat and at her height of 7 ft 2 inches and ¾ she greatly dwarfed the other woman who was average size.
My mother making use of her height said "My little Russ is NOT a bully he is a hero for defending his friend and if you try to take my little Russ away from me I'll fucking"
It was then that a forced cough caught our attention, My mother, The boy who I beat up's mother, and Me turned our attention to the entrance to the principal's office and saw a brunette caucasian man with neat combed hair and a thick mustache and square glasses wearing a police uniform.
He said "Hello Mrs Bywater I'm commisioner James Gordon your son saved my niece"
My mother bowed politely "Commisioner Gordon it's nice to meet you"
"it's a pleasure to meet you too" he said as he shook my mothers hand, he then turned his attention towards me.
"Young man I approve of you protecting my Barbara but I've got to say you went overboard, WAAAY overboard you broke both your classmates arms, three of his ribs, his jaw and his left orbital, A simple punch to the nose would have been enough in my opinion"
The mother of the boy who I beat up said "You stupid pig you should be grate"
Commisioner Gordon said "Shut-the-fuck-up"
Before continuing "My niece has every right to resist your sons advances, your son is not some god emperor who can pick and choose whichever girl he wants and get them with no problem, I am grateful towards Russ here for defending my niecd but I do think he went to far so I think we should work something out"
And with Commisioner Gordon himself helping out, work something out my mom and the other mother did.
It was agreed that my parents would pay for the boys medical bills, and that the school would give me a months worth of ISS ( in school suspension) the boy who I beat up would also be given free pizza for a year from my mom's pizza Restaraunt.
I was to be grounded for two weeks at home and the boy who I beat up, will be grounded for three weeks at home and when he gets out of the hospital will have to serve two weeks of ISS.
After the terms were agreed the boys mother left in a huff.
Commisioner gordon turned to me and said "You probably want to be released from those handcuffs now don't you son"
I nodded politely "Yes sir" I said.
Commisioner Gordon pulled out a pair of keys and unlocked the cuffs thus freeing my hands from behind my back.
I stretched my arms and rubbed my wrists.
Commisioner Gordon held out his hand for a handshake "Thank you Russ I can tell that you have good intentions just remember not to go overboard in the future"
I shook his hand and smiled "I'll try to sir"
After we let go of each other's hands he said "Barbara wants to talk to you by the way"
I perked up and in worry asked "Y-you don't think she hates me?"
Commisioner Gordon chuckled and shook his head "No boy quite the opposite, Barbara you may come in now"
Barbara walked into the principal's office and hugged me "Russ thank you for saving me from that gross boy!"
I hugged her back "You're welcome Babs"
Breaking up from our hug, Barbara looked me in the eye and said "But I think you went to far, a simple punch would've been enough"
I pretended to be remorseful when in reality I was not.
'There should be no mercy shown tl those who force themselves on others' I thought before saying "I'm sorry Babs but when I saw that boy violating your personal space I just lost control of myself I don't know what came over me! I guess I went all mama bear to protect you!"
Barbara laughed "Well tone down the mama bear in the future okay?"
I smiled "Okay hey can we promise to always be friends?"
Barbara smiled "Yes I would like that"
"Let's make it a pinky promise!" I said holding up my right pinky.
Barbara and I shook pinkies and our friendship was sealed forever.
Commisioner Gordon chuckled "Well Mrs Bywater it seems we're going to become family friends real quickly now"
My mother smiled "Yes Miles will be happy to have another guy friend"
AUTHORS NOTES
AND SO THAT CONCLUDES THE FIRST CHAPTER OF OTAKU UNLIMITED!
This self insert will be OP! He will have SEVERAL powers from My Hero academia, One piece and many other anime and shows! BUT he has a limit! Sometimes he can only use 4 a day and other times he can only use three a day!
Also this will be a harem with Ace, Raven, Poison ivy, and a supergirl clone in it!
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