AHOY TATERS THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO FAVED AND FOLLOWED LAST CHAPTER!
Now as I said in the summary, Russ Bywater here WILL BE OP! He will have the powers of SEVERAL fictional characters from My hero academia, One piece, Ben10, and so on!
So that means he'll have several quirks, several devil fruits and other powers from other franchises BUT he will be limited in how many he can use a day!
Now what will happen this chapter you ask?
This chapter will show a tiny bit more of Russ's childhood in the DC universe as well as the begining of his life as a vigilantee in Gotham! Now ONTO THE STORY!
ALSO WARNING this chapter contains racial slurs, NOT used by Russ but used by thugs working for Black mask.
This chapter WILL also contain Graphic description of violence! So if you're squeamish leave now! And I mean real graphic violence!
LOCATION Gotham city
Isaac pufferfish's under the sea prison
( an under the sea prison themed pizzeria owned by Saturn Bywater)
DATE DECEMBER 25TH 2010
Hey it's me Russ again writing down my memoirs in my journal, today was my sixth birthday and I was celebrating it at my mom's pizzeria which was called Isaac pufferfish's under the sea prison.
It kind of reminded me of Five nights at Freddys with its animatronic mascots which included, Isaac puffer fish the warden who was an animatronic pufferfish and the warden of the under sea prison.
Then there is Kimberly the cheesestick burgalar who is an animatronic starfish and a prisoner who is ironically Isaac's girlfriend and then there is Seymour the security guard who is an animatronic seal.
The three animatronic mascots were playing together as a band on the stage while I was with my friends and family celebrating my birthday.
The people that were there included Ms Jacket ( one of the people who had witnessed my birth) I had now taken to calling her Aunt Jacket by this point since she was like a family friend to me.
Next there was my Father Miles and my mother Saturn and then there was my older sister Black pudding.
And finnally there was Commissioner Gordon and my Best friend Barbara or as I called her Babs.
I haven't made that many friends because all the other kids and even a few of the teachers were afraid of me after the beatdown I gave to the boy who tried to forcefully kiss Barbara.
The walls of my moms Restaraunt had pictures of prison cells painted on them and the occasional picture of a window showing an outside view of the ocean from underwater.
There were arcade games inside the Restaraunt and there was a large Christmas tree with a hammerhead shark dressed up in a black and white striped prison uniform on top of it instead of an angel.
ANYWAYS, one of the waiters who worked for my mom set a large plate of pizza down on the table and said " An order of Bank robbery Mac n cheese pizza ready to eat for the birthday boy"
The pizza flavor he set down, "Bank robbery mac n cheese" was my favorite it had mac n cheese on it that was aranged to look like 100 dollar bills and quarters and was dyed green and grey respectively.
I bowed politely "Thank you sir I appreciate it!"
The man smiled "Happy sixth birthday kid and Merry christmas"
People wishing me both a happy birthday and a merry christmas at the same time was something I quickly got used to in this life, it was strange at first but I grew to like it.
I reached for a slice of The Bank robbery mac n cheese pizza, my mouth watering.
Only for Barbara to slap my hand away "Russ you should know better, you have to wait until everyone sings you your birthday song before you can eat!"
I blushed and looked down in embarrassment "Sorry" I muttered.
My older sister Black pudding ( who was 17 now) laughed "Barbara you remind me of myself with how you act towards Russ, you're kind of like another big sister towards him!"
My mother Saturn said "Yeah which is strange because most of the time Russ acts very mature for his age but when he falters you correct him"
My father Miles said "Him acting mature is putting it lightly, no five year old should swear as much as he does, I didn't swear half as much when I was ten!"
Aunt Jacket said "I dearly worry for his young soul"
My mother then said "We're getting off topic let's begin the birthday song"
Everyone but me began to count "1-2-3"
"A Merry christmas birthday to you, a Merry christmas birthday to you, A merry christmas birthday dear Russ, A merry christmas birthday to you"
My sister then said "And you look like a monkey and you smell like one too"
Everyone laughed at that.
My sister Black pudding was now almost as tall as our mother, Black pudding was now six feet eight inches tall dwarfing both me and our father, her height surpassed only by our mother.
She still wore large round glasses over her violet eyes and she still had her white hair done in shoulder length dreadlocks.
She had also gotten a couple of tattoos though not all of them were visible at the moment.
On her left foot Black pudding got a tattoo of a skeletal foot, which was covered up by her socks and shoes.
On her back she got a tattoo of several horror movie characters such as Jigsaw, Freddy kruger, leatherface and chucky in front of a haunted house.
And on her right arm she had a tattoo of an assault rifle impaling it.
Currently she was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a black shirt with the words "Gotham city high chess champions" written in white on it.
Did I mention that my sister is a member of the Gotham city high chess club? She doesn't like that "Cheer leading bullshit" as she puts it, she wants to do stuff that "challenges her mind and feeds it" hence why she joined the chess club.
And has lead it to victory several times against other schools.
Anyways my sister had started calling me her little monkey when I began to walk much much earlier then expected which was when I was two weeks old.
When I was two weeks old I forced myself to stand up on two legs and walk to the bathroom because I was sick and tired of using a diaper ( Bleck! Pissing and shitting myself was disgusting! But I had no choice as i couldn't walk to the bathroom!)
When I got to the bathroom I climbed up onto the toilet and fell in, the subsequent flood of profanity caught my sisters attention and she was needless to say very surprised and confused on how I was able to walk that far considering how young I was.
Ever since then She's been calling me her little monkey.
Speaking of which "My little monkey here's your first two slices of your favorite pizza flavor" said my older sister handing me a plate.
I smiled "Thank you BP! Can you give Babs hers next please?"
"Sure thing My little monkey"
Barbara turned to look at me and said "Russ I've been meaning to ask you why does Black pudding call you that?"
I felt my cheeks up as I recalled the reason why "I-it's nothing Important Babs"
Black pudding then handed Barbara her plate of two slices of Bank robbery mac n cheese pizza "Not important My little monkey? Oh its hilarious! Okay Barbara it started when he was just two weeks old"
I quickly reached out a hand and muffled my big sisters lips "NOT-IMPORTANT!" i growled throwing the most menacing glare a six year old could throw at his big sister.
Black pudding gently removed my hand from her mouth and smirked "Well My little monkey, Barbara here will find out the reason why eventually and I so look forward to her reaction when she does! *giggle*"
My sister then left to serve everyone else their portions.
"My sister is evil!" I seethed/ half joked.
Barbara guessed "I guess the reason why she calls you her little monkey must be really embarrassing isn't it?"
I blushed at the memory "You have no idea Babs, I'll tell you the reason why someday but NOT today"
Soon all of us had atleast two slices of The Bank robbery mac n cheese pizza.
My mother said "Okay time to ask the good lord to bless this meal, Ms Jacket will you do the honors?"
Aunt jacket ( she's not a biological relative just a family friend who is really close to us) smiled "I'd be really happy to Saturn"
We all closed our eyes and clasped our hands in prayer as Aunt jacket said "Dear lord Father of the earth and father of the wind and sea we ask you to bless this meal, we ask you to bless this christmas miracle's sixth birthday and ensure that he has plenty more birthdays to come! In your name we pray Amen"
"AMEN" we all chorused.
My father then said "Dig in everyone! All of Gotham knows that my wife makes the best Pizza in Gotham! Heck even Falcone, Maroni and Black mask order from here!"
My mother grumbled "That Black mask bastard never tips! I have half a mind to go to hunt him down and blow his brains out and collect all the tips he owes me and my employees"
My father stuttered nervously "M-m-my sweet giantess p-please don't do anything rash! I d-don't want you to get yourself killed"
Commisioner Gordon then spoke up "Not to mention that if you hunted down Black mask to blow his brains out it would be cold blooded murder and I would have to arrest you"
My mother said "This city is full of scum bags who deserve to have their brains blown out! And Black mask is just one of many! When Batman first appeared on the scene a year ago I had hope that this city would start to get better but no all he does is catch and release as in he catches criminals and the jails release them"
Black pudding then put a hand on my mothers shoulder and said "Mom please calm down you're making Russ upset"
Indeed I was becoming upset, I didn't notice it but I had a large frown on my face and a vein was throbbing on my head with my left eye twitching.
'Carmine falcone, Sal maroni, Black mask, those bastards are making life a living hell for the good people that live in this city! People like my mom! People like Aunt Jacket! How many times have Black mask's men extorted Aunt Jacket now? Too many is the answer! Oh I wish my powers would come in before I turned 15 so I could kill those sick fucks now!
Damn you Batman, you don't really help this city, you're a temporary solution nothing more
I promise you mom that I'll obliterate Black mask and the rest of the monsters in human skin that infest this city'
My mom then said "Russ I'm sorry it's your birthday I shouldn't be worrying you about our cities problems, today is about you so cheers to you! Dig in"
I surpressed my anger and forced a smile "Thank you mom!"
I took a big bite out of my pizza and moaned in joy, chewing the mac n cheese with extra cheese on the pizza before swallowing it I gave a thumbs up before saying "Your pizza is the best as always mom!"
LATER!
My stomach was somewhat swollen as I had eaten seven slices of my favorite pizza flavor.
"Holy guacamole Russ how can you eat that much?" Exclaimed my best friend Barbara.
I shrugged and said "I've always had a big appetite, it's just who I am"
My mother then said "I can imagine Russ eating my entire inventory, "Attack of the bottomless pit" that would be my personal horror movie"
My father laughed "Be careful champ if you eat to much you'll end up putting on some weight and end up looking like a sumo wrestler"
Black pudding then said "I think we should wait before we have the cake shouldn't we I mean if the little monkey eats anymore he's going to either puke or crap himself"
"BP!" i said with my face blushing while Barbara giggled.
My mom said "That's a crude way to put it Black pudding but agreed, so let's move onto gifts"
My father set a lunch box sized box in front of me that was covered in Spongebob themed christmas wrapping paper.
"I'm up first, open your gift from me champ"
I grabbed the box and began to unwrap it and once it was unwrapped I pried the duct tape off to open it.
I pulled two toys out of the box, one toy was of an african american girl combined with an anteater and the other was of a caucasian boy combined with a sting ray.
I smiled "A cassie anteater animorphs toy and a Jake stingray animorphs toy thank you Dad!"
My father said "I know how you love Animorphs so I browsed online until I found these two Animorphs toys for you, these are vintage made in 1999! So treat them well Champ!"
"I'll treasure them forever!" I said holding the two toys close to my chest.
Aunt Jacket then said "Me next, I want Russ to open the gifts I got for him next!"
She set a large box in front of me, the box was covered in Christmas penguin themed wrapping paper.
I smiled and said "Whatever it is I'm sure I'm going to love it Aunt jacket!" As i tore off the wrapping paper thus revealing the box which I soon tore the duct tape off and pulled out of the box two stuffed animals.
One stuffed animal was of a yellow teddy bear that had a circle on its stomach that said "Jesus loves you so much" and the other stuffed animal was a stuffed animal of Jesus himself.
Aunt Jacket said "Russ I got you these two stuffed animals in order to bring you closer to god and to remind you that you are special in Jesus and Gods eyes, after all you were born on Christmas day Jesus' birthday after all so Merry christmas and a happy birthday to you Russ my honorary nephew"
I hugged the two stuffed animals closely "Thank you Aunt Jacket, you make me feel so special! I love you!"
Aunt Jacket rubbed my head of red hair affectionately "I love you too my little christmas miracle"
My best friend Barbara then set a small box the size of a book down in front of me, she had a cocky smirk in front of her face.
"Go on Russ open your gift from me, I have a feeling you'll like it!"
I opened the small box and inside it was a book that had a picture of a boy transforming into a tiger on its cover.
"It's Animorphs book 26 The Attack! The one where The Animorphs go to the Iskorrt homeworld to save it from Crayak and his howlers!" I exclaimed in happiness.
Barbara smiled and said "Yep, you first read that book to me at the library and I saw how much you loved that particular Animorphs book and I've gotta admit you've gotten me HOOKED on Animorphs, so my Uncle and I brought you a copy of book 26 so you and I can read it together always"
I hugged my best friend "Thank you Babs, I love you"
I heard my sister say "Awww does that mean you two are going to get married?"
Barbara and I blushed furiously "Not like that!" I shouted "I love her as my best friend!"
Black pudding put on a fake air of despondency "Aww man and I was hoping you two would give me some nieces and nephews soon"
Barbara and I blushed furiously once again at this, me more so then Barbara.
Barbara said "I agree with Russ I just love him as my best friend and don't want to order any babies from the stork to raise with him"
My mother then chided "Black pudding I think that's enough teasing the two little ones now"
"Yes mom" said Black pudding in a good natured tone.
My mother then put a box in front of me which was wrapped up in Christmas polar bear themed wrapping paper.
I unwrapped it and opened the box and pulled out of it a stuffed animal of the millennium falcon from star wars that had a stuffed animal of Han solo and a stuffed animal of chewbacca inside it.
My mother said "I'm so glad that you inherited my love of Star wars and Star trek, and your love of stuffed animals is cute so I got you this Star wars stuffed animal to expand your collection, treat it well"
I smiled "Thank you mom, thank all of you for being here today, I love you all!"
The last gift was from my sister which was a chessboard because I expressed a desire to learn how to play chess with her.
So to conclude my sixth birthday was spectacular!
9 YEARS LATER
LOCATION GOTHAM CITY HIGH SCHOOL!
DATE JANUARY 7 2020
I was fifteen years old now, technically I was forty if you added my age from my current life with my age from my past life but anyways I was a fifteen year old boy who stood at Five foot four inches tall.
I was short like my father, apparently only the women in my family are tall, I had red hair cut short with a star wars padawan braid on the left side of my head and I had small square glasses over my blue eyes.
Needless to say my mom was ecstatic that I wanted a padawan braid and she was more then happy to help me maintain it, now why did I want a padawan braid you ask?
Well back in my first life I had a padawan braid during high school which I was forced to get rid of after graduating because it got to knotted and I never grew a new one for the rest of my first life.
I always missed that braid so now in my second life I asked my mom to help me grow a padawan braid and help me maintain it.
It was good having that braid again, besides that I was very muscular having six pack abs and bulging pecs, biceps and triceps that were the result of me working out since I was five.
As for clothing I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of Goku holding up a ball of weed on his instead of a spirit bomb and on top of that I wore a red leather jacket with a number ten on the left breast, it was an albedo Ben10 jacket.
I also wore bluejeans and boots and had Ramen stud earrings.
Currently I was with my friend Barbara, we had just been dismissed from Mr white's english class, as we walked down the hall to our next class we talked about what we just watched in Mr whites class.
Barbara said "That video was made in 2010 and our English teacher is still using it to teach in 2020 that shows just how cool it is!"
I smiled, the video she was referring too was a music video about Beowulf called "Beowulf (99 luftballons by nena)" which was on a youtube channel called History teachers.
It was a catchy music video that was educational while singing about just how much of a badass Beowulf was, this wasn't the first time I saw the music video however.
I had seen this very same music video in my first life when my English teacher in my first life showed it to my class then, so this whole experience of my english teacher in my second life showing this same music video to my new class here really brought back memories.
I replied "Yeah, that music video really emphasizes how Beowulf is a badass that even monsters don't want to mess with! And the song is catchy too! I'm going to listen to it on my computer after I get home today!"
Barbara and I continued walking through the halls to our next class when Barbara said something that irked me, something that we usually disagreed on.
"You know who else is a badass? Batman"
I stopped in my tracks and said "Babs you know how I feel about Batman"
Barbara pleaded with me "Russ please, The Batman has done a lot of good for this city, he's beaten up and arrested so many criminals like The Joker,Riddler, Two face, Bane, Black mask and Killer croc"
I clenched my fists so hard my knuckles turned white before I fixed a glare on Barbara.
She like me was now fifteen, she was taller then me at Five foot eight, a good four inches taller then me.
She still had long red hair but she now had a curvaceous figure filling out her form with big breasts and skinny waist and child bearing hips, I admit if it wasn't for the fact that I grew up viewing Barbara as a second sister I probably would be trying to date her.
I knew she was Batgirl, by my estimate she had been Batgirl for a year now ( though she doesn't know that I know that she's Batgirl, as she doesn't know about my past life or me being reincarnated, hell my own family doesn't know about my past life or me being reincarnated) and I sometimes made jokes to tease her that I know, like to hint that I know.
For instance I would say 'Babs has anyone told you that you would look very sexy in a batgirl costume' stuff like that.
As for what she was wearing right now, Barbara was wearing a red skirt and a black and white checkered sweater.
ANYWAYS I fixed my glare onto Barbara and said "And how many fucking times has Joker broken out of Arkham to terrorize this city again? How many times has Black mask gotten out of prison with a slap on the wrist because of those god damn scum sucking leeches he calls lawyers? How many times has Killer croc broken out of Arkham just to eat and devour more innocent people?!
If Batman had any common sense he would put a bullet in all those sick fuck's heads and call it a day! Or if he's to much of a coward to do it himself then the least he can do is reccomend the death penalty for the sick fucks like The Joker and allow the justice system to kill them! But NOOO even that's going to far for Batman!
Batman in all his morally uptight sanctimonius bullshit glory won't allow our justice system to give the Death penalty to any of his rogues gallery! He gives the same excuse every time "They're insane" he says "They don't know what they're doing" he saysand to make it worse
when someone else DOES have the balls to kill Joker or any other villain from his rogues gallery Batman goes out of his way to save the villains life even giving them medical attention for fucks sake! Even if it means letting another villain run free!
He then proceeds to ARREST the person who tried to do good by killing The Joker or whatever other mass murderer!
You know what I think Barbara? Batman has blood on his hands! And not the good kind of blood on your hands which would be criminals, NO he has the blood of dozens maybe hundreds of innocent people on his hands because for all the villains he's saved none of those villains turned their lives around ALL of them went on to murder more and more people"
I realized by this point that my face was as red as my hair and that I was hyperventilating from rage and shaking.
Barbara was looking at me with eyes wide with shock and even slight fear.
The hallways were mostly empty by this point but there were a few kids remaining who began clapping and cheering at my outburst.
"Preach brother!" Said a scrawny buck toothed nerdy kid.
Barbara looked down "I-I'm sorry you feel that way Russ but killing everybody who does wrong is not the way to do things, I hope one day I can make you see that l-let's get to class we're going to be late and I don't want to upset Uncle Miles by being late"
I took a few deep breaths and counted to ten to calm down before saying "I'm sorry if I scared you Babs, just please don't bring Batman up around me in the future please"
"I'll try" said Barbara.
With that we resumed our walk to our next class which was my fathers Biology class.
A minute later we reached the door of Class 666 ( I stiffled a laugh at remembering how Aunt Jacket nearly had an aneurysm upon hearing the number of my fathers classroom) and just as I grabbed the handle the bell rang.
Barbara groaned "Great we're late"
I assured her "Relax Babs we're late by a minute at most and this is our first time late I'm sure my dad will be forgiving just follow my lead"
I opened the door, holding it open for Barbara letting her go first ( I was always the kind of guy who held the door open for women I guess I'm just polite like that)
Barbara silently thanked me before walking into the classroom and I soon followed her.
I saw my father, he looked the same as he did the day I was born, but he now had a tattoo of Squidward armwrestling superman on his left bicep.
He was also wearing a formal res button up shirt and khaki pants.
I greeted my father "Dad I'm sorry that Barbara and I are late we just had a little disagreement in the hall way and that held us up"
I could see the gears turning in my fathers head, no doubt he was figuring out what Babs and I's disagreement was after all he had once witnessed us have a similar disagreement before.
My father then said "It's okay Russ, it's okay for you to Barbara just try not to make a habit of it okay? Or else I'll have to give you detention Barbara and I'll have to both give you detention AND ground you Russ, now get to your seats class has started"
I bowed politely "Thanks Dad"
Barbara said "Thank you Uncle Miles"
My fathers classrooms instead of being divided into desk was divided into six table's where multiple students sat at each table.
Barbara and I had the table in the front left to ourselves as all the other students ( especially the guys) were afraid of me.
Why is that you ask? Well here at Gotham city high I have a reputation as The Nerdy delinquent, it's known that I love spongebob, star wars and star trek and am a huge otaku.
BUT its also known that I can kick your ass if you think you can push me around.
My powers haven't come in yet but I've been working out and studying martial Arts since I was five, I've mastered the martial art that my father teaches ( Combat sambo) and I've mastered Judo which I've learned from a friend of my fathers, I've also learned Taekwondo and am on my way to mastering it also.
Anyways when I first started attending Gotham high some bullies thought that I was easy prey just because I wore glasses and had a star wars haircut.
Well I sent all those bullies to the hospital with multiple broken limbs and I even made one bully almost lose his testicles with how hard I kicked him in the crotch.
I didn't get in trouble with the law since it was self defense but man oh man did Babs chew me out for quote un quote "Going overboard" with the bullies.
Ever since then everyone but Babs and well one other student at this school but I'll introduce you to him later, has been afraid of me and the other students tend to go out of their way to avoid me.
Every now and then there is the occasional dumbass who tries to force me to do his homework for him ( I'm a straight A student here) and I respond by breaking both his arms but other then that I'm pretty much left alone.
ANYWAYS Barbara and I sat at our table and reaching into our backpacks pulled out our binders which contained our notes and work for this class.
My father then said " We'll be resuming last semesters lesson of Cell structure and function so if you'll please take out your biology text books and turn to page 301"
Barbara and I took out our Biology text books from our back packs and turned to the appropriate page.
My father then said "Champ as usual I'd like you to read to the class"
I nodded my head "Right away Dad, okay first up we have the cell membrane which supports and protects the cell, it controls the movements of substances in and out of the cell and seperates the cell from the external environment, by structure it is a porous membrane with pores that permit the movement of selective substances in and out of the cell"
During this particular class I read more then page 301 as I got so fascinated with the knowledge in the biology textbook that I was on page 305 before my father with an amused smile on his face said "Okay champ that's enough you over did it"
I blushed from embarrassment but no one ( Except Barbara) dared to laugh at me as I still had my infamous reputation to back me up.
LATER AT LUNCH!
My fathers biology class was the last class before lunch.
Currently I had just paid for my food at the lunch line and was walking towards Barbara And I's usual table to sit down.
In my hands was a red plastic tray that held a chicken sandwhich with a carton of orange juice and a double side of potato wedges.
I sat down next to Barbara and on her left side was our friend Dick grayson who was two years older then us.
Remember that I said earlier that there's one other student at this school who's not afraid of me? Well Dick grayson here is it.
If you guessed THE Dick grayson as In the first Robin you're correct! From what I know he's still Robin right now, As I still see on the news that Robin and Batman have been beating up criminals again and again.
From my estimate Dick grayson has been Robin for nine years now, a lot longer then Barbara has been Batgirl.
And of course Dick has no idea that I know about his superhero occupation, and I intend to make sure he never finds out.
Anyways right after I sat down Dick said "Sup Russ how are you doing?"
I held up a finger nonverbally saying 'Gimme a minute' before I opened my first packet of ketchup and squirted it on my chicken sandwhich before topping it with some of my potato wedges.
Dick laughed "Of course Russ has to eat first he's like a human garbage disposal"
Barbara said "I prefer to call him The connoiseur of Bad food, only Russ can eat Cafeteria food like its a five star gourmet meal!"
I smiled as I took a bite out of my ketchup and potato wedges covered chicken sandwhich, I savored the taste of chicken, bread and potato wedges in my mouth and the texture of all three foods as I chewed them up before swallowing.
I was not just smiling because of the food I was also smiling because of Barbara's nickname for me.
'Everytime she calls me that it reminds me of my Aunt back in my first life, she called my the Connoiseur of Bad food all the time' I thought remembering my friendly if sometimes Nagging Aunt as I took a second bite of my chicken sandwhich.
I savored that bite and washed it down with some orange juice before I turned to Dick and said "Sorry for making you wait Dick I was just so hungry after waiting through all those classes and didn't want to wait any longer for my first taste of food in a while as for how I'm doing I'm doing great how about you?"
Dick replied "It's no problem Russ, as for me I'm doing fine and Barbara here was telling me about a disagreement you two had earlier something about how you hate Batman and how you want to see all the villains die?"
I paused just as I was about to take a third bite of my sandwhich and sighed "Dick are we really going to talk about this here and now?" I asked.
Dick said "Russ, Barbara and I just want you to see that killing is not the way"
I ground my teeth before taking a deep breath and exhaling "Then what is the way? Letting the same criminal go onto commit murder after murder? Rape after rape?" ( i shivered upon saying the latter remembering my experiences with Asami and cho)
"It doesn't matter where you lock these villains up they ALWAYS get out! Either due to breaking out themselves, being broken out by other villains, being set free by scum sucking lawyers or being let go early due to quote un quote "lack of evidence and good behavior" it's all bullshit! How many cemeteries has the Joker filled with bodies? MULTIPLE CEMETERIES FILLED by a single man! Look I care about you two, I appreciate your friendship but you two will NEVER in a million years convince me that Batman is doing what's right for this city or that his justice league pals are doing any good for the world as a whole.
Now PLEASE drop the subject before you spoil my lunch"
I looked over and saw that Dick and Barbara had looks of disappointment on their faces but they nonetheless both nodded.
Dick said "Alright we'll drop it"
"Thank you, now let's finish our lunch and then we can talk about something that we all can agree on uumm how about Spongebob?"
Barbara smiled "Yeah we can talk about Spongebob once we're done eating"
And so we resumed our meals and when we finished we each talked about our favorite spongebob episodes.
LATER AFTER SCHOOL!
The rest of the school day went by without incident, Barbara and I were now leaving our last class which was Algebra.
It was now Two twenty PM the end of the school day.
Barbara asked me "Hey is it okay if I come over to your house to play videogames?"
I replied "You'll have to wait until atleast 6 thirty tonight Babs I go back to work at My mom's pizzeria today and I don't get off till six thirty"
You see I had a part time job working at my moms pizzeria, I worked there as a Delivery boy and via that job I've seen a LOT of Gotham!
Seriously you wouldn't believe all the shit that a mere Delivery boy sees in this city, anyways I work four hours a day three days a week.
Barbara nodded her head "Alright I can wait until then is it okay if I can invite Dick along?"
I smiled "Of course Babs, the more the merrier, but on one condition this time I pick the game we play since you picked last time! And this time I want to play Spongebob battle for Bikini bottom"
Barbara said "Well atleast you didn't choose The Spongebob movie Videogame again, that would have been the fourth time you have chosen it if you had"
I laughed "I know you were growing tired of the spongebob movie videogame so I decided to go with a different spongebob game, but I must admit the videogame based off of the first spongebob movie has a special place in my heart so we'll probably play it again in the future"
Barbara groaned "I suspected as much" rolling her eyes.
I playfully punched her shoulder "Come on Babs you just don't like it because you can never beat my scores in the racing section of the game, now if you excuse me I must be going my dad is waiting for me"
I took off in a brisk jog through the halls, heading towards the school parking lot.
Three and a half minutes later I was in front of the school where my father driving Ol reliable ( his pink 1950's pick up truck remember) was parked waiting for me.
He was sitting in the drivers seat and stuck his hand out to wave at me "Hey there champ get in and I'll take you to work! Your mother is waiting and there are customers that are waiting!"
I smiled "Thanks as always Dad!" Before quickly getting into Ol reliable and my father drove off.
TEN MINUTES LATER!
My father pulled up in front of a Restaraunt that had a picture of a beach painted on it with fake bars put on the windows and waves painted on the walls, this was my mothers Pizzeria Isaac pufferfish's under the sea prison.
There was a huge sign on the roof that said this with a picture of Isaac pufferfish who looked like a brown humanoid pufferfish with a bloated face and cartoon eyes and was wearing a prison warden uniform.
My father said "Well this is your stop Champ work hard, earn your paycheck and make us proud"
I hugged my father "I will dad and I love you"
"Love you to champ" he said.
I got out of Ol Reliable and walked towards my mothers Pizzeria, Opening the door my nose was assaulted by the wonderful smell of dozens of pizza flavors ranging from Mac n cheese to barbecue to cheeseburger and more!
I entered the restaurant and snagged a worker "Where's mom?" I asked the worker.
The worker was a female waiter and she smiled at me" Ahh Russ good to see you, Mrs Bywater is in the kitchen"
I nodded my head "Thank you Gabriel" thanking the worker.
I headed off to the kitchen and on my way there I walked past the band of animatronic mascots playing on the stage, first there was an animatronic Isaac puffer fish playing a guitar.
Then there was an Animatronic Kimberly the cheesestick burglar playing the drums, Kimberly was a blue animatronic starfish wearing a black and white striped prison uniform.
And then there was Seymour the security guard a purple animatronic seal dressed as a security guard who was playing a piano.
Soon I made it to the kitchen and greeted my mother who was wearing the restaraunts uniform which consisted of a black and white striped shirt which had a picture of the three animatronic mascots on it and a pair of black and white striped pants.
I greeted "Mom I'm here reporting for my shift!"
My mom turned around and hugged me "Oh Russ it's good to see you how was school today?"
I hugged my mom back and replied "It was good, In Mr white's english class today we watched a music video about Beowulf"
My mother let me go and smiled "Beowulf eh? I remember learning about him when I was in school! He's the original badass"
I returned her smile "I know right? But after class Barbara had to ruin it by comparing Batman with Beowulf"
My mother frowned " Batman is nothing like Beowulf" she said firmly.
"I agree with you 110%" I said.
My mother nodded "Beowulf actually has the balls to kill his enemies while Batman goes out of his way to protect his enemies and even save their lives when they're in danger, if Beowulf was our cities hero our city would be crime free in a month or two!"
I sighed "We can only dream mom, we can only dream"
Internally I was thinking 'When I get my powers I will slaughter those who harm the innocent, just like Beowulf does'
My mom then said "Anyways Russ your uniform is in a locker in the employee breakroom, get dressed because you have a few deliveries to make first delivery is to Ms Jacket's home depot and the second Delivery is to Wayne tower"
I smiled at the first but my emotions towards the second were mixed.
Every now and then Bruce wayne ( who I of course knew was Batman) would order Pizza from my moms pizzeria as a treat for his employees one of those Employees being my sister Black pudding who now at the age of twenty six is now one of Bruce wayne's lawyers.
Black pudding no longer lived in the house with mom, dad and I and she was busy with her work so it was great to see her when I could.
But damn it I really didn't like to see Bruce wayne! Everytime I saw him I had to restrain myself from blurting out the fact that I knew who he really was and from going on a tirade about how much of a failure he was at protecting Gotham.
Everytime I delivered Pizza to him I wanted to yell at him I wanted to scream at him how EVERY murder The Joker has commited is his fucking fault since he has not only refused to kill The Joker but has gone out of his way to save The Jokers life when someone who actually has a pair tried to off the sick fuck.
I wanted to force him to look at all the obituaries of all the people that not only Joker killed but the people who Scarecrow killed as well, I wanted to force him to watch the footage of Scarecrows victims as they clawed their eyes out due to his (scarecrows) god damn fear toxin and ask him (Bruce/ Batman) Why just FUCKING WHY does this sick monster get to live while good innocent people suffer and die?
I wanted to force him to watch the interviews of heartbroken families, parents left without children and children orphaned by his rogues gallery and SCREAM at him "SEE You FAILED in your mission as Batman! You became Batman to stop other children from ending up like you! Well congratu-fucking-lations you failed!"
But I couldn't do any of that, if I did well Bruce would have a metaphorical aneurysm if he found out that a random teenage kid knew his secret identity as Batman.
And once he recovered from his metaphorical aneurysm then would come the pain TOWARDS ME!
Bruce wayne/ Batman would probably beat the shit out of me while interrogating me to find out how I know his secrets and once he's done I can imagine him either imprisoning me on the Justice leagues watch tower or even in the Kryptonian Phantom zone.
So yeah it was with great difficulty I restrained my anger, though I could tell that Bruce wayne knew that I hated Batman with a passion and that I hated him too as I wasn't able to mask all of my anger and hate.
When Bruce wayne brought it up asking why I have resentment towards Batman I gave him the reasons I gave Barbara and Dick and when he asked why I resented him I replied it was because of his close relationship with Batman.
I used that as an excuse because Bruce wayne operates under the cover up that he is partners with Batman.
Anyways I went to the Employee breakroom, opened my locker and grabbed my uniform before changing in the bathroom.
Exiting the bathroom I was now wearing the black and white striped uniform with the picture of the three mascots on the shirt and a hat on my head, I headed back to the kitchen.
Entering the kitchen again I was greeted by my mom who said "Good to see that you got dressed in record time as you always do, now first delivery is two Extra large Dont drop the soap Loaded baked potato pizzas to Ms Jacket at her Home depot, the second delivery is to Wayne tower which consists of four extra large Grand theft auto taco pizzas I'll have my other employees help you carry them out to your car here are the keys"
My mom handed me a pair of keys, I have been driving since I was fourteen in this life which was the first time in EITHER of my lives that I drove a car, yes I did die at the age of twenty five back in my first life but I never got a chance to drive a car because my family in my first life never bothered to teach me ( because they never wanted too not that they were lazy they were just afraid that with my autism that I would be incapable of driving a car) .
Here though my family taught me how to drive a car early.
Anyways about the pizzas I was delivering, The Don't drop the soap loaded baked potato pizza is made with creamy ranch, and monterey jack and cheddar cheese with thick slices of potato arranged in the shape of a hammer head shark taking a shower and dyed grey to resemble a hammerhead shark, then there are the crispy bacon bits dyed blue to resemble shower water, it's a parody of the prison joke "Don't drop the soap"
Next the grand theft auto Taco pizza was madw with Salsa, ground beef, onions, tomatoes, and tortilla chips.
The onions were arranged into the shape of a camaro and dyed yellow while the plankton that was stealing the car ( NOT the spongebob character Plankton but the animal from real life) was made out of ground beef dyed white.
ANYWAYS I carried my fair share of boxes out too a red car with a small sign displaying the restaraunt it belonged to on it ( Isaac pufferfish's under the sea prison, my moms Restaraunt) and loaded the pizza up with my co workers.
Once that was done I thanked my co workers, I then got into the red car and stuck the keys into the ignition and drove off towards Aunt Jacket's home Depot.
TIMESKIP SEVERAL MINUTES LATER!
I pulled up in front of the Home depot owned by my Aunt Figure, Jasmine Jacket or as I call her Aunt Jacket.
I said to myself in awe "Here is where it all began, I was reincarnated here fifteen years ago after getting run over by an icecream truck after just escaping from a pair of crazy yandere sisters, it feels just like yesterday"
I always liked coming back here for this is where my new life began, where I got my freedom back.
Snapping out of my awe I said "Oh yeah I'm on a schedule!" And quickly opened the door and hopped out of my car.
I took Aunt Jacket's two Extra large pizzas out of the passenger side of the car before closing the door with my foot.
I then walked up to the Home depot I was born at and the automatic doors slid open for me, I was greeted with the smell of stale wood, paint, tile and other household appliances as I walked in.
'Thank you God for automatic doors' I thought.
Soon I found Aunt Jacket, she was up front with a couple of her employees *pauses* being extorted by Black mask's thugs.
There were two thugs in front of her, one was Six foot five and the other was six feet, they both were pretty muscular and carried Assault rifles and wore street clothes.
I knew they worked for Black mask because for several years now Black mask has been sending his thugs to shake down Aunt jacket for "Protection" money as in protection from him.
I swore that once I got my powers that I would make the bastards pay, but unfortunately right now there's nothing I can do.
I'm good at martial arts but I'm no Batman, so if I were to try to take on two thugs armed with assault rifles I'd get turned into swiss cheese!
And let's say I did manage to overpower the thugs, well now I've got Black mask and his entire criminal empire gunning for me!
I hate it, but I can't attract the attention of any of DC's big bads UNTIL my powers come in!
I could feel adrenaline pumping through my veins as my anger coursed through me, my signature temper flaring but I squashed the urge to lash out for the reasons above.
I cleared my throat and put on the facade of a timid Delivery boy afraid for his life "E-E-Excuse m-me s-sirs b-but I'm here to deliver two Pizzas to my Aunt Jacket and her employees"
The two tall men turned around and pointed their assault rifles at me, they were tall but not nearly as tall as my mother or as my sister.
One thug asked "This nigger is your aunt?"
The second thug asked "What are you a superior white boy doing calling a nigger your aunt?"
I felt my rage flare up like a solar flare at these two scumbags who were only worthy of cleaning the sewers of Gotham with their mouths calling Aunt Jacket that disgusting slur.
I lost control of my anger for a brief moment and said "You filthy racist savages, Aunt Jacket is my aunt because she was there on the day of my birth and has helped raise me NOW fuck off and die you bastards!"
*BAM*
*WHACK*
Those were the sounds of the first thug ramming his Assault rifle into my nose thus breaking it and the second thug bitch slapping me afterwards, thus knocking me off my feet.
I dropped the two extra large pizzas as I collapsed onto the floor clutching my bleeding nose.
I growled "Damn you you filthy low life" My rant was cut off when one of the thugs grabbed me by my throat and lifted me off the floor choking me.
He shoved his face into mine, his green eyes ablaze with fury "Lookie here you little bastard, my buddy and I work for Black mask that means we can do whatever we want to you and the nigger you call your aunt, your aunt owes us money so if she doesn't pay up we're going to blow her brains out and we're going to do the same to you unless you show us some proper respect"
I growled in primal rage and spat in the thug's face, causing his spat on face to take on a shocked expression before he wiped my spit off his face and his expression morphed into a murderous one.
"MOTHERFUCKER! That's it you're dead!"
The next thing I knew I was sent flying, and I collided hard on the floor, I looked up just in time to see the two thugs aiming their assault rifles at me.
Aunt Jacket then screamed "NOOOO NO NO DON'T SHOOT MY CHRISTMAS MIRACLE PLEASE I BEG YOU!" she ran in front of the Thugs line of fire and shielded me.
The thug who talked to me earlier said "Out of my way Nigger unless you want to die too"
Aunt jacket pleaded "Please don't shoot Russ I beg you! I'll give you your money right now just please don't shoot him!"
The thugs lowered their weapons with the green eyed thug smiling "Well that's smart of you nigger, your nephew gets to live another day"
My Aunt Jacket walked over to each of her registers and took out the money and gave it to the thugs.
The green eyed thug frowned "This is only two thirds of the money you owe us, have the other third by the end of the month or we'll blow your brains out"
Aunt Jacket had tears going down her face and she was sweating, it filled me with rage as hot as the sun seeing her cry.
'Those parasites!' I thought.
Aunt Jacket said "I will I will!"
The two thugs turned to leave and as they did, the green eyed thug stopped by the two boxes of Extra large pizza I dropped.
Luckily the pizza didn't spill out of the boxes.
The green eyed thug picked one of the boxes up and said "Oh I recognize you now kid! You're that delivery boy that is the son of the Freakishly tall owner of Isaac pufferfish's under the sea prison, I love that pizzeria! Yeah I know its for little kids but the Pizza is rated E for everyone, now lets see what flavor is in here"
As he went to open the box I charged him "Hold it you piece of shit that's for Aunt Jacket!"
The second thug ( this one who had sandy blonde hair and hazel eyes) ran forward and rammed his assault rifle into my stomach thus knocking the wind out of me, I fell to my knees.
The green eyed thug ( who was bald) said "Kid you better learn to control your temper lest I fill you with lead"
He then opened the box and said "Ooohh its my favorite flavor! Don't drop the soap loaded baked potato! I'll take four slices of this, two for myself and two for my buddy here, consider this as temporary payment for your missing third of protection money bitch"
I decided to make a taunting joke "Good thing this is your favorite flavor because you're going to have to not drop the soap when Batman sends you to prison"
You all know I don't support Batman and really want these thugs to be put six feet under but I can't outright tell them that I'm going to kill them.
Not yet.
The green eyed thug laughed "Hahaha you're rich kid! If Batman sends me to jail Black mask's lawyers will have me out before sunrise! Anyways it was nice beatin you later!"
The Green eyed thug and the sandy blonde hair and hazel eyed thug then left with two slices of pizza each.
After they left, Aunt Jacket helped me to my feet while saying "Russ! What in the name of the lord thy god were you thinking? Those thugs could have killed you! I know you're good at martial arts and all but you're no Batman! If they used their guns on you you'd be saying hello to the lord allmighty in Heaven right now! Do you have any idea how that would have made me feel? How that would have made your mother, father and Sister feel?!"
I looked down avoiding Aunt Jacket's gaze, I wasn't ashamed for acting out, NO.
I was ashamed that I failed to protect her "I'm sorry Aunt Jacket it's just that seeing those low lifes who are less then the bacteria in the oxygen they breathe, insult you, threaten you and call you racial slurs like that horrid N word it enraged me so much that I wanted to tear them apart with my bear hands, I didn't want to scare you.
Only protect you, I'm sorry that I couldn't stop them from stealing your money and some of your pizza"
Aunt Jacket pulled me into a hug "Oh Russ you're too good for this city, I suggest you move out as soon as you're able lest it corrupts you, I can see that the lord blessed you with a good heart but that he also blessed you with his wrath and that can both be a blessing and a curse, you're no Batman so if you try to act on that wrath you'll only get yourself killed promise me Russ that if you see me being extorted in the future that you won't lose your temper and lash out"
Hugging my aunt figure back, I gritted my teeth and wrestled my rage into submission "I promise Aunt Jacket I-I'll control myself in the future"
Aunt Jacket then let go of me "Good now Let's get some tissues for your bloody nose"
I picked up the two pizza boxes on the floor which still contained two clean extra large pizzas ( with one of them missing four slices due to the thugs) "Let me set these somewhere sturdy first, where should I set them?"
Aunt Jacket said "Please set them in the Employee breakroom Thank you Russ"
LATER!
I left The Home depot of my birth with a decent tip, I tried to turn it down But Aunt Jacket insisted that I get a tip after I got hurt trying to protect her.
I asked her how she was going to pay her employees and if they would be okay not getting paid.
Surprisingly one of the employees stepped up and said "We can work for free for a little bit, You and Ms jacket have always been there for us, so let us be there for you two"
And that's how I got my tip.
As I walked back to my red car I noticed to my dismay the words "Don't fuck with Black mask kid" were engraved onto the door of the car.
"SON OF A BITCH!" I shouted "My moms going to have an aneurysm when she sees that!"
I grit my teeth "Okay deep breaths Russ worry about how your Mom will react later for now go to Wayne tower"
TIMESKIP!
I pulled up onto 1939 Kane street which was the address of Wayne Tower the one thousand foot tall skyscraper that served as the HQ of Wayne industries.
I popped the trunk of my car and went to the back to pick up the four extra large Grand theft auto Taco pizzas, which were all stacked up in a bag for easy carrying.
Once I had the bag of pizza slung over my shoulder I walked into Wayne tower and was greeted by the receptionist who immediately recognized me.
"oh Mr Bywater here to deliver Mr wayne's usual order I see? Mr Wayne is in a meeting with his lawyers on the tenth floor, he requested that you deliver the pizza to him right away there"
The reception office area of Wayne tower was black and grey and business casual with chandeliers lighting the place up, there were velvet fancy chairs and couches for people who were waiting to sit on.
I nodded my head "Thank you Ms Fitzpatrick" I said as I headed to the nearby elevator which opened automatically.
Once inside I pressed the button for the tenth floor, causing the doors to slide close and me to experience a feeling of semi- weightlessness as the elevator rapidly ascended.
Nearly a minute later the elevator dinged before opening up on the tenth floor, I immediately knew where to go as Bruce wayne ( AKA Batman the pussy) would be meeting with his lawyers including my sister in Boardroom 5B.
I walked to boardroom 5B and grabbed the handle and opened the door and walked in "Pizza Delivery for Mr Wayne" I called out in a level voice, forcing myself to keep my trademark temper down.
This time my temper was rising as I recalled all the times Bruce wayne/ Batman refused to kill The Joker and the other sick fucks that make up his rogues gallery.
Nonetheless I did my best to reign in my temper.
I saw Bruce wayne who was A man in his late thirties who stood at six foot two, he had combed black hair and his eyes were blue like mine.
Needless to say he was still dwarfed by my albino older sister who was six foot eight, thus she dwarfed him by a good six inches.
Black pudding still had her dreadlocks which were shoulderlength and she worr a black business dress and high heels.
She sat on a table to Bruce wayne/ Batman's left, and was the lawyer closest to him and there were five other lawyers around the table.
Black pudding turned to greet me "Russ nice to see you again AND OH SHIT what happened to your face?!"
She quickly got up from her seat and ran over to me, running a hand gently across my nose which was stuffed with tissues which were now red as a strawberry.
She said "Who hurt my little monkey! I'm going to tear their ass a new one! Both physically and legally!"
I knew that if I brought the topic of Black mask up now it would start an argument by causing my temper to flare so I said "Black pudding Thank you for your concern but I'm fine! My broken nose will heal in no time!"
Black pudding spoke again this time with a raised voice "Fine?! Your nose is broken and you have a bruise on your cheek! You're not fine! Tell me who did this to you"
Bruce wayne then spoke "Russ please tell us who hurt you, I'm sure we can have them behind bars in no time at all"
Okay THAT set my temper off like a cork being shot off from a bottle.
I slammed the pizza down onto the table and said "You want to know who did this to me Bruce? It was thugs working for Black mask! The very same Black mask that your friend Batman has arrested a dozen times now and who subsequently has broken out of prison a dozen times now either by himself, with the help of his crime organization or his lawyers.
I was making a Delivery to Aunt Jacket and I saw a pair of thugs extorting her for cash, they were insulting her by calling her racial slurs too, I tried to intervene and almost got killed if it werent for Aunt Jacket paying up.
The thugs left but not before they stole some of her pizza too, goddamnit Bruce when is Batman going to man up and put parasites like those thugs and Black mask six feet under so people like my Aunt will no longer have to live in fear of them any more?!"
My face was red by this point and I was shaking, my sister put a hand on my shoulder and said "Russ please calm down, remember what Dad said to do when you get like this? Go to your happy place"
Black pudding wrapped me up in a hug and whispered "Go to your happy place Russ" and "For both of our sakes"
I realizing that my sister was doing her best to comfort me and NOT get fired, obeyed her, I closed my eyes and thought about what makes me happy which was Spongebob, Anime, my moms pizza, my grandma from my past life ( may she rest in peace) my Aunt Jacket from this life, and my pets from this life ( I'll show you my pets later)
Having thought about those things for atleast five minutes I let out a deep breath and opened my eyes, my heartbeat decreasing and adrenaline levels returning to normal.
I parted from my hug with my sister and said "Thanks Black pudding for helping to calm me down I'm sorry for losing my temper at your job"
Black pudding said "I don't think I'm the one you should be apologizing too" she said gesturing to her boss.
Yep, my eyebrow just twitched.
But I was going to be civil for my big sister.
"Mr Wayne I'm sorry for my outburst I was just having a bad day and I took it out on you" I lied through my teeth, as I wasn't sorry at all.
I'm going to have to wash my mouth out with soap after giving out this apology!' I thought in my head.
Bruce wayne nodded in his eyes I could see*pauses* regret and*pauses* guilt?
'So maybe Batman the pussy is somewhat aware of the consequences his no kill policy brings' I thought in amusement.
Bruce wayne then said "I Understand completely Russ, people react to stressful situations in different ways, some react with fear, you react with anger.
I don't blame you in the slightest, here take this it's triple my usual tip towards you"
Bruce wayne pulled out his wallet before pulling out a fat stack of cash out of it which he handed to me.
Suddenly my anger was extinguished by Bruce wayne's kindness.
I accepted the money without protest "Thank you Mr wayne I deeply appreciate it!"
And I meant that, I truly did HOWEVER that didn't mean I wouldn't kick his ass if he got in my way when I became a vigilantee.
Having received my extra large tip I bid Good bye to my sister and left.
TIMESKIP AFTER I GOT OFF WORK!
TIME 6:45 PM
LOCATION GOTHAM RANCH GATED COMMUNITY!
I was now riding in the passenger seat of my mom's cream colored jeep, as she pulled into our driveway.
To summarize what happened before this, Yes my mom did flip out when she saw the message Black mask's thugs scratched onto one of her company's cars ( thankfully not at me though) but she flipped out thrice as much upon seeing the damage done to my face by Black mask's thugs and literally the only thing that kept her from grabbing her own guns and storming the nearest Black mask base of operations was me and her other employees holding her down until she calmed down.
Like Aunt Jacket, my mom made me promise to watch my temper around Black mask's thugs from now on.
Anyways after we pulled in my mom and I got out of the car and walked towards our house.
My mom opened the door and walked in first, shortly followed by me.
The both of us were immediately assaulted by the high pitch barking of my pet dog Decapitation nation.
Decapitation nation was a male Albino hairless chinese crested who was born with a couple birth defects, number one he had only three legs so he was missing his back right leg AND number two he was paralyzed from the waist down thus requiring him to have a Doggy wheelchair to move around.
I said "Decappy wappy It's so good to see you again after such a long day!" In a babying voice as I gently lifted him up and hugged him.
My mom petted him as he licked me and I kissed his head "I missed you to Decappy wappy! How has my little boy been all day! I hope you've been a good boy so I can reward you with doggy treats!"
Decappy wappy was my nickname for Decapitation nation and I named him after a hermit crab I had in my past life.
My mother then closed the door behind us just as my father came out of the kitchen, he greeted my mother first.
"Welcome home my Sweet giantess how was work?" He asked as he hugged and kissed my mom.
My mother brought him into a hug that quite literally lifted him off the floor due to the height difference between them and said "pizza delivery was fantastic today though Russ had an *pauses* incident with Black mask's thugs"
Putting my father down she turned him to face me and he gasped upon seeing my face.
"Champ! Are you okay? Does it still hurt?"
I replied "It's only a dull ache now I'll be fine" As I set Decapitation nation down.
My father said "Black mask is a menace to this city and so are his thugs! I'm sorry I wasn't there Champ!"
I waved it off "It's okay dad, even if we did overpower them we would have only brought the wrath of Black mask down upon us"
I then heard the doorbell ring this caused Decapotation Nation to go off on a high pitched barking spree and to run/ roll on back to the door yipping and yapping.
My mother asked "Russ did you invite Barbara over?"
Before I could reply my dad did for me "Yes he did, Barbara gordon called in advance to let me know that she's coming over and that she's bringing Dick grayson too"
My mom giggled "Ooh Russ you might have a little competition with Barbara"
I blushed and groaned "Mooooom! I don't think of Babs that way! She's just my best friend!"
The doorbell ringed again this meaning that I should probably answer it soon, so I scooped up Decapitation nation in my arms again so he wouldn't run out the door before opening it to be greeted with the sight of my two friends Barbara and Dick.
Barbara said "Hello Russ I see you're off work and Oh my god who hurt you?!"
Dick said "Yeah? Did you give a customer the wrong pizza flavor" he joked.
Barbara punched his arm and said "Now's not the time for jokes Dick!"
Dick rubbing his arm winced "Ouch, sorry"
I smiled as my heart was genuinely warmed by Barbara's concern for my well being before saying "It was kind of a mishap I had during work, come inside and I'll tell you about it"
Barbara and Dick came inside with them being greeted with yipping and yapping from Decapitation nation.
Barbara like me, spoke to him in a baby voice while petting him "Who's a good boy? You're a good boy Decappy wappy oh yes you are" before kissing him on the head.
I set my dog down and closed the door behind them with my mom saying "So Barbara, Dick what are you two going to do"
Barbara said "We're going to play Spongebob Battle for bikini bottom, it's Russ's turn to pick whicj videogame we play so he picked that"
Dick joked "I swear Russ you watch and play so much Spongebob that one day you're going to turn into A SPONGEBOB!"
My father laughed "Well if that happens, it'll happen to me first because I've been at it longer then him! Anyways we're having cheeseburgers and tater tots for dinner tonight and I made enough for you two also! So let's eat before you two go upstairs to play videogames with Russ"
LATER AFTER DINNER!
Barbara, Dick and I were in my room now.
My room was much more decorated then it was on the day I was born.
I still had my spongebob bed, but it was now much more decorated with stuffed animals.
There were my R2D2 stuffed animal and Klingon teddy bear stuffed animals that my mom got me as my first stuffed animals in this life, and then there was the first stuffed animal My father got me which was of Squidward.
Next there were dozens of additional stuffed animals that I had gotten later on, such as a star wars Chewbacca pillowpet and a spongebob pillow pet that resembled the one that I had in my past life.
I also had a couple Happy napper and Flip a zoo stuffed animals.
I had a happy napper dog which took the form of a white bellied dog with brown fur on its body and dark brown fur on its ears and dark brown fur around its left eye, the happy napper dog could be flipped inside out to be turned into a brown dog house.
I called that stuffed animal Solomon cuddles I named him after a dog my parents in my past life owned, the dog happy napper was a gift from Barbara on my eigth birthday.
NEXT I had a dragon happy napper that took the form of a green dragon that could be flipped inside out to become a castle.
Then there were my two flip a zoos, I had a husky flip a zoo that could be flipped into a polar bear and a Chocolate lab flip a zoo that could br flipped into a white cat.
Those were just a few out of the over two hundred stuffed animals I had in my room, we would be here all day If I described them all.
Also in my room there was my pet turtle Attorney General baked shells bolognese, she was a female Blind two headed aquatic turtle with melanism ( thus making her blacker then night).
Yeah I know her name is weird but I like to give my pets weird names, she is a five inch long aquatic turtle with two heads and is blacker then the night itself due to her melanism ( a condition that's the opposite of albinism) and her eyes on BOTH heads are cloudy and fogged over due to her blindness.
She was in a tank next to my bed, the tank had a Dead space theme ( I was a huge Dead space fan as well) with a model of The Corruption covering the walls of the tank underwater and models of Necromorphs such as Enhanced slashers, exploders and pregnants underneath the water.
On the walls of my room behind my bed was a wall scroll of Aizawa from My hero academia who was surrounded by Class 1A transformed into cats.
Next on the left side of the wall of my room was a Ben10 the original series poster.
My room was pretty much an Otaku's room combined with a kid's room as I was a stuffed animal loving Otaku.
Anyways Barbara, Dick and I were sitting in front of my PS3 with Battle of Bikini bottom inserted into it.
The game just loaded and I said "I picked the game so I go first since you went first last time Babs you'll go last, so that means Dick goes right after me"
Barbara said "That sounds fair enough"
Dick said "Okay I'm fine with going second"
Anyways the game loaded up and we began by resuming where we left off at Jellyfish fields, the game showed a cutscene of Squidward with his hands in the air screaming and running away from a cycloptic robot with a taser stick.
Luckily for Squidward he managed to outrun the robot UNluckily for him he got surrounded by a trio of Jellyfish and stung repeatedly.
The three of us laughed at that with me commenting "Seriously Poor squidward, he's always having all the bad luck"
Barbara commented "Well I think it's karma for him being a jerk all the time"
I said "Squidward's only a jerk towards Spongebob and Patrick because they harass and annoy him by doing thigs such as breaking into his house and "borrowing" his things without his permission, you'd probably act like a jerk to someone to if they broke into your house or took your things"
TWENTY MINUTES LATER!
I said "Allright Dick it's your turn, make me proud" as I handed him the control for my ps3.
Dick accepted the control and said "Don't worry Russ I won't screw anything up"
At this point we had switched characters in the game from spongebob to Patrick, Dick now in control made Patrick walk forward thus triggering a cutscene.
The cutscene was of a bipedal two eyed robot with a giant jar of tarter sauce on its back hooked up to a hose which it proceded to shoot at three cardboard cutouts, a cardboard cutout of Spongebob, and one of patrick and one of Sandy.
As the cutscene ended Dick commented "This is the second time I've played this game with you guys and I STILL don't understand how that robot kills people with tarter sauce"
I suggested "Maybe there's acid mixed in with the tarter sauce it shoots?"
Barbara spoke "Or maybe its tarter sauce is heated up to boiling hot temperatures?"
I said "That's a good possible explanation too Babs, either way the tartar is my favorite robot in this game"
And so from seven ten PM until nine eleven Pm we played Spongebob Battle for bikini bottom.
Little did I know that I would get what I wished for soon ( My powers) but it would come at the cost of someone dear to me.
THE NEXT DAY
JANUARY 8TH 2020
WEDNESDAY
LOCATION MY FATHERS BIOLOGY CLASS AT GOTHAM CITY HIGH.
Barbara and I were in my fathers biology class and we were reading about cells out of the biology book picking up on our lesson from yesterday when one of the school's staff made an announcement to our class over the speaker.
"Mr Bywater please report to the guidance office your wife wishes to speak with you?" Said the intercom as it crackled to life.
This got my attention "What is mom doing here?" I asked quietly.
Barbara looked at me "I don't know, I hope it's nothing bad"
"Babs please don't scare me like that" I replied.
My father then said with a worried look on his face "Alright class I'm heading up to the guidance office until I get back my son Russ is in charge"
With that he left.
Immediately one of the jocks in the back of the class stood up and shouted "The midget teacher is gone let's PAR-TAY!"
I stood up from my seat and stared the jock down "In case you forgot shit for brains I'm the one in charge here so sit your ass down as we're going to continue my father's lesson until he gets back"
The jock opened his mouth to protest but closed it at the murderous look I gave him, after all my reputation as the nerdy delinquent proceded me.
I continued the lesson in my father's stead for ten minutes at which point my father returned and he had a few tears trailing down his face, he looked like he had been crying.
Barbara said "Oh no that can't be good"
I mentally agreed as dread began to build up in my chest, my father approached Barbara and I and whispered "Champ, Barbara there's no easy way to say this so I'm just going to make it quick like ripping off a band aid, Ms Jacket has been murdered and Black mask's thugs were responsible!"
Barbara gasped and covered her mouth while I felt like someone had just stabbed me in the chest with a knife and cut my heart out.
Aunt Jacket the woman who always called me her christmas miracle.
Aunt Jacket the woman whos Home depot I was born in.
Aunt Jacket my favorite customer who I always loved delivering pizzas too.
Aunt Jacket who had gotten me my pet dog Decapitation nation.
She was an angel and she had been murdered in Cold blood.
I felt tears began to flood my eyes as I suddenly found it hard to breathe, I felt my throat constricting and my nose getting runny.
"NOOOOOOO!" I screamed in a voice full of rage, hate and sadness.
Barbara looked at me with an expression of sadness and pity, she herself was grieving Aunt Jacket but she also felt pity seeing me in such a state.
She put a hand on my shoulder and said "Russ I'm so so sorry"
I grit my teeth "This, this is all Batman's fault! If he had just killed Black mask and put his entire organization six feet under then Aunt Jacket would still be alive! GOD DAMN YOU BATMAN! GRRRRR!"
Barbara actually recoiled back from my rage before saying "R-R-Russ th-this i-isn't Batman's fault"
"Barbara DON'T give me the killing is bad speech I am not in the mood to hear that bullshit right now! If Batman were here right now I'd kick him in the fucking balls!"
I got up from my chair and ran out of the classroom, I NEEDED to be alone.
I heard Barbara call after me "Russ wait!" And after I slammed the door to the classroom I faintly heard my father say "Let him go Barbara"
(A SHORT TIME LATER)
I was now in the boys bathroom, in one of the stalls balling my eyes out, memories of Aunt Jacket flashing through my mind.
I remembered when she pushed me on the swingset at one of Gotham city's parks, I remembered all the times she gave me gifts such as stuffed animals at my birthdays.
I remembered all the times she took me to church out of concern for my soul.
I punched the floor, it hurt my hand but I punched the floor again anyway.
"Damn it Damn it Damn it" I sobbed.
It was then that in a rainbow series of sparkles an object appeared in front of me, I picked the object up and inspected it, it was a touchscreen cellphone with a case made of pure gold.
The case had Rubies on it that formed a fake crown of thorns and Saphires that formed a cross.
The phone then began to ring, making the sound of Church bells ringing with the text "God calling" appearing on the screen.
I swiped the green button on the screen to answer and put the phone up to me right ear "H-H-Hello?" I sniffled out.
I then heard an echoing voice that I hadn't heard in fifteen years answer back "Hello my child, let me begin by apologizing for your loss and let me assure you that your Aunt Jacket is now safe in my embrace in Heaven"
"G-God?" I stammered out before saying "God I need my powers now! I need to avenge Aunt Jacket's death I need to make Black mask and his thugs suffer for what they've done!"
God replied back "And you will my son this here phone is your Holyphone a Holy cellphone that not only allows you to contact me but also allows you to manage your powers, you now have access to the list of powers you chose all those years ago, however you cannot use all your powers at once, on some days you can use four other days only three.
Today you can use only three so choose your powers wisely"
My Holyphone then gave a beep and I pulled it away from my ear to see that the screen had shifted to a menu containing the entire list of powers that I had chosen.
I began to feel my grief fade away to be replaced with only murderous rage and sheer happiness at both the arrival of my powers and what I was going to use my powers to do to Black mask, his thugs and other criminals across the world.
I scrolled through the list and smiled "I can only use three powers, so many powers to choose from which three should I pick"
I saw Muscular's muscle augmentation quirk and said "Ooh yes Muscular's muscle augmentation I'm picking that so I can rip Black mask's thugs apart with my own two hands"
Next I picked "Tomura shigaraki's decay quirk, being disintegrated while alive will hurt like hell and make those thugs scream in agony, a fitting punishment"
And finnally I picked "Kuma's Nikyu nikyu no mi Devil fruit, that Devil fruit will allow me to mess up Black mask's thugs in creative ways and make me an even bigger power house"
After selecting my three powers for the day I hit the confirm button to confirm that I wanted those powers.
I then heard God's voice on the Holyphone again "You made a good choice for your first set of powers My Child, now here's your first mission, attack The Sionis meat packing plant and annihilate everybody working for Black mask there, I'm having you attack this place first because it's where your Aunt Jacket's killers are at"
I nodded my head, a sadistic grin forming on my face "Thank you God for the advice, they will all suffer greatly before I send them to hell where they will suffer even more hahahahaha!"
God said "I wish you luck on your revenge my son and on your crusade to rid this world of evil good bye"
God and I then hung up on each other.
I pocketed my new Holy phone away and got off my knees.
"Soon you will be avenged Aunt Jacket, all those times those thugs robbed you, threatened you, insulted you will be paid back ten fold"
I then heard the bathroom door open and my fathers voice call out "Champ? Are you okay? I heard from some students that you ran in here, you've got permission to go home for the rest of the day and Your mom is going to drive you home"
I wiped the sadistic grin off of my face, I didn't want my father to see that after all before forcing myself back into a despondent mood and coming out of the stall said "Thank you Dad I appreciate it" and hugged my father.
My father who was shorter then me by a good five inches hugged me back "I love you champ and I know it hurts, I miss her too"
TIMESKIP LATER THAT NIGHT AT 10 O CLOCK
I was now in front of the Sionis meat packing plant, it was a grey dreary and dull two story building guarded by a patrol of two cars and ten armed guards on its roof.
I knew that inside there were dozens of thugs working there, the sionis meat packing plant had once been used to do legitimate business IE Packing meat when it was owned by Black mask's parents but when he inherited it he turned it into a front for his drugs and prostitution businesses.
Here Black mask and his thugs would hold kidnapped women and sell them into sex slavery and force them to take heroin as to make them addictive and more compliant to their demands.
I knew where this place was as I've made numerous pizza deliveries here and the bastards as usual never tipped but that was the least of my concerns.
Everytime I came here I saw young girls who were just teenagers being held captive, being drugged and raped and it enraged and sickened me to my core.
I couldn't help but think how these thugs were no better then Asami and Cho ( the yandere sisters who kidnapped me in my previous life) and were just as evil as them.
I so desperately wanted to help the captured girls and my heart broke everytime I had to leave them to their fate with some of them begging me to help them as I left, not only did my heart break but my rage set my lungs on fire.
But I knew I was no match for Black mask and his organization without my powers so I waited and now the time has come.
Usually I use one of my moms company cars to get here, but I didn't want to link my mom to a mass murder so instead I used Kuma's Devil fruit The Nikyu Nikyu no mi to get here by "Pushing" myself here, if you don't know what the Nikyu nikyu no mi is, its a devil fruit from the anime one piece that gives its user paw pads on their hands that allow them to push anything including intangible objects such as air which I could send out as compressed paw shockwaves.
Anyways with the Nikyu nikyu no mi I had access to a form of Teleportation where I could instantly arrive at any destination by "Pushing" myself there by touching myself with one of my own paw pads.
ANYWAYS I was wearing a costume after all I was a vigilantee now and ALL the vigilantees, super heroes, super villains etc wear costumes, my costume consisted of an altered mask of the horror movie villain Jigsaw that was able to unzip at the mouth ( kind of like Ken kaneki's eye patch mask).
I wore a black punk rock themed jacket that had red cuffs and highlights and was covered in big ass spikes EVERYWHERE from the shoulders to the sleeves.
I also wore a pair of Punk rock themed pants that were black with patches of red plaid on them and I wore punk rock boots.
Next I wore a necklace that hadva silver square pendant of a horned demon emerging out of it and finnaly I wore numerous rings on my fingers.
On my left hand I wore a bearded skull ring on my left pinky and a Russian roulette themed ring on my left middle finger ( this ring looked like it was made of miniature bullets) and on my left index Finger I wore a ring that had a sculpture of a vampire in a coffin.
NOW switching over to my right hand we see that I'm wearing a silver stainless steel gorilla face ring on my right pink and a silver pharaoh skull ring on my right index finger and finnally on my right middle finger a silver stainless steel skeletal hand ring holding a black ace of spades card.
So that was my costume, a Punk rock theme.
I cracked my knuckles and said in a sylvester stallone like voice that was made demonic by my mask's voice modulator "Time for all you sick fucks to die"
I activated Muscular's quirk muscle augmentation and my muscles swelled to immense size till my skin couldn't contain them anymore and my muscles bursted out of my skin, it wasn't agonizing like I expected it to be, it hurt just like ripping off a band aid.
My costume was luckily fine due to one of Gods blessings that my costume would adapt to whatever superpower I used.
I was now more swollen then Bane on venom and rushed forward and brought my hands together for a downward swing as I charged the first vehicle patrolling the meat packing plant/ brothel.
I saw a couple thugs in the vehicle, their eyes going wide as they saw me running towards them.
"Holy shit he must be hopped up on venom!"
"Shoot him you dumbass!" Said the driver.
The thug in the passenger seat pulled out an AK 47 and managed to get five shots off at me which all bounced off before I closed the distance and brought my fists down upon their car crushing it and their occupants like a soda can sending blood, meat and car parts flying in all directions.
I then felt a dozen more assault rifle bullets bounce off my back and turning around I saw the second patrol car with its passenger hanging out the window armed with an uzi, in response I picked up the Car that I crushed and threw it at the second car sending it flying a couple hundred feet away rolling like a hamster wheel and causing an epic crash where the second car and its occupants were crushed and torn to shreds.
I then turned my attention to the rooftop guards and saw three snipers training targeting lasers at me, luckily my mask had a scope installed in it that would help me do sniping of my own, using the scope I targeted the three snipers and thrusted my palms forward thus sending out compressed shockwaves in the shapes of paw prints that blew their heads off.
I then ran towards the entrance to the sionis meat packing plant and said to myself "Might as well mix things up" and did so by using Tomura's decay quirk to disintegrate the door.
There was a thug behind it who looked on with shock and fear he shouted "What the fuck?" Before raising his assault rifle at me.
I hit him with the paw pad on my right hand to send him flying onto a table that was a drug lab several feet away, then I jumped on top of the table and grabbed the thug's head and pulled HARD.
The thug groaned and screamed before his head came off along with his spinal cord.
I heard another thug one whos voice I recognized shout "We're under attack! We've got a crazy Meta human trying to kill us!"
It was the voice of the bald green eyed thug one of the thugs who extorted Aunt Jacket and according to God, Aunt Jacket's killer.
I was going to make him suffer for what he did by saving hik for last.
Anyways I shouted "CATCH MOTHERFUCKER!" as I tossed the head and spinal cord of the thug I just killed to another thug one who was African american.
This thug screamed like a little girl and fumbled around with the head like it was a hot potato dropping his weapon before I swung my right hand down the middle of him and split him in half vertically.
At this point there were now over a dozen thugs armed with assault rifles who began to fire on me but luckily with Muscular's quirk active I was bullet proof.
I rammed my elbow into a ginger haired thug's chest thus caving his chest in to the sound of an ear drum shattering CRACK and making him vomit blood before dying, next I reduced a blonde thugs head to a pancake by punching his head into a wall also leaving a crater on the wall behind it.
After that I split another blonde thug in half horizontally with a kick before I punched a hole through the stomach of a black haired thug.
I then jammed my right index finger and right middle finger into the eyes of an african american thug with dreadlocks and using Tomura's quirk disintegrated his eyeballs and then his head first reducing it to a skull then reducing his skull itself to ask.
Next I ripped both the arms off a ginger haired guy with dreadlocks before I disintegrated his chest cavity to expose his heart and lungs to the air and left him to die after that I grabbed the heads of two blonde guys with dreadlocks and disintegrated both their heads.
I then drove my left elbow into the head of an asian thug with dreadlocks before I ran up the wall and once I was up on the ceiling jumped off to slam my fists into the heads of two other thugs.
More thugs with assault rifles were rushing in and so I mimicked Kuma from One piece, taking the stance of a sumo wrestler before firing several palm strikes which in turn fired several compressed shockwaves in the shape of Paw prints.
I continued this for a few minutes and when I was done over two dozen thugs had paw print shaped holes either in their chest or in their stomach or both.
NOW the only thug that was still alive was the bald green eyed thug who God told me was named Romeo salt Jr.
Romeo salt Jr was shaking like a leaf as I approached him, I noticed that his pants had a dark stain growing on the crotch area and he was crying "W-w-what do you w-want from us? W-w-why won't you j-j-just DIIIIEEEEE?" he dropped his empty assault rifle and pulled out a pair of dual pistols and began firing them at me rapidly.
The bullets as usual bounced off and I approached him while laughing, I was THRILLED!
Killing those thugs and seeing the look of sheer terror on Romeo salt's face brought me the most joy out of everuthing that happened in both my lives!
I was PROUD of myself that I was able to terrorize this murderer and rapist so much that he wet himself in fear, I knew he was a rapist because according to god he (Romeo salt Jr) had raped the girls who were forced into prostitution here numerous times.
Speaking of those girls, I could hear whimpering and screaming, feminine screaming.
I looked up and I could see several scantily clad women looking down at me and the massacre I created on the first floor, they had looks of horror at what I did with some of them whimpering in fear and others screaming in fright, and when I looked at them then all screamed and ran back into their rooms.
I felt a pang of sadness that the women I was here to save were afraid of me to but I quickly squashed it.
'Russ you're meant to become a symbol of fear to the villains you fight, if some good people fear you too then so be it'
I now in front of Romeo salt jr grabbed both his dual pistols and used Tomura's quirk to disintegrate them.
I then used Tomura's quirk to disintegrate his clothes in order for the special punishment I had planned for him.
He pleaded "W-w-w-What are you going to do to me? Why are you doing this?"
I answered "You and the rest of those who work here are Rapist scumbags who deserve nothing short of a slow agonizing death, and Batman doesn't have the balls to give it to you Batman will always throw you in jail where you'll get off with a slap on the wrist due to your boss's scum sucking lawyers.
But not anymore, for I am here! My name is Master Torture and I will protect Gotham city and eventually the world in a way that Batman the pussy and his justice pussies don't have the balls to do, by killing all you monsters in human skin and doing so by making your deaths as slow and as agonizing as possible.
See what I did to your friends? That's only the beginning, soon I'm going to do the same to the rest of Black mask's organization and then to Black mask himself and then I'll clean up the rest of this rotten city and make it beautiful in a way Batman never could, I'll go after Falcone, Maroni, Two face and the King of all you sick fucks The Joker and send you all to hell where you can suck satan's cock for eternity hahahahahahahaha!"
I was laughing and hyperventilating due to my mixture of rage at these monsters in human skin and my sheer ecstactic happiness at finnally being able to torture and kill them.
Romeo salt JR looked at me with eyes widened with fear "You're insane! You're fucking insane!"
This only made me laugh harder "Maybe I am but it was people like you who made me that way! Now it's time for your punishment Don't worry it won't hurt*pauses* me hahahaha"
I then got to work on torturing Romeo Salt Jr the rapist bastard who murdered my Aunt Jacket and boy did his screams of agony excite me!
TIMESKIP!
To say that I had done a number on Romeo salt Jr would be an understatement, I had used Tomura's quirk to disintegrate his legs thus reducing them to stumps at the knees before I cauterized them with a blow torch I found on the premises.
Next I had used a knife I found on one of the thugs to cut off the rapist's dick and gouge out his right eye before shoving his dick inside his now empty right eye socket.
I then used the knife to crucify him onto the wall via his hands but not before I carved a message into his torso for Batman that message being
"Batman you have failed as Gotham's protector.
For too long have the innocent of this city suffered and died because of your cowardice because you lacked the balls to do what needed to be done which is to put these sick fucks six feet under.
I however will do what's needed to be done and will cleanse this filthy city with a flood of biblical proportions of blood and flame.
I know you will get in my way because you value the lives of rapists and murderers more then you do the innocent.
So I look forward to beating you
Sincerely Gothams new protector
Master Torture"
That was the message I carved into Romeo salt's torso but that wasn't all I had done to him, I had also gone upstairs to the second floor to find some of this brothel's customers and proceded to rip their dicks off before I killed them.
This meat packing plant/ drug lab/ brothel had three customers when I raided the place, so I shoved three severed dicks up Romeo's ass.
Why did I do it you ask? I did it for the girls who were being held captive and raped here.
Just as the girls here were violated by multiple dicks so too should Romeo.
I didn't kill Romeo, no that would be too merciful, he was still very much alive and in great pain.
He could do nothing but moan and whimper I chuckled and patted his face "Listen Dick eye when the GCPD and Batman gets here I want you to give them a message, I want you to tell them spread the word about how much a nightmare fighting me was! I want to grow my reputation big starting now you got that?!"
He whimpered "Y-y-yes sir"
I smiled underneath my mask "Good now if you excuse me I've got to go save the girls you and your dead friends raped, drugged and sold into sex slavery"
I walked back up the stairs up the second floor to greet the girls forced into prostitution.
As soon as I arrived back on the second floor, the girls started screaming in terror.
"AAAAAAH Get away!"
"PLEASE don't hurt me!"
"Leave us alone you monster!"
"What do you want? Sex? I-I'll give it to you for free just please don't kill me"
I felt grief at the fact that they were afraid of me, the girls here were of various ages some were as old as forty while others were as young as thirteen.
I didn't want them to be afraid of me but I knew that it was an unfortuneate consequence of my actions and that I had to accept it.
I thought 'I want to become a symbol of fear, I want to become the art of Torture made flesh, to do that I need to be as brutal and sadistic towards criminals as possible so of course some good people and the innocent are going to be terrified of me too unfortuneately'
I at first tried to calm them down with a soothing voice "Listen I'm not going to hurt you, I'm here to save you"
But my voice modulator only made my voice less soothing and more demonic plus I could hardly hear myself over the dozen girls crying and pleas for mercy.
I tried again, raising my voice slightly this time "Girls please calm down I'm not going to hurt you I'm here to help you escape"
However the girls continued to scream and cry.
"PLEASE don't torture me!"
"PLEASE I'll suck your dick as many times as you want just don't kill me!"
"Please please I'll allow you to use my body as your sex toy just don't rip my head off!"
By this point I was starting to feel a mixture of emotions, I not only felt regret that these poor girls forced into sex slavery were so afraid of me that they were offering me sex so that I wouldn't kill them but I was also feeling annoyance that they weren't listening to my assurances that I was here to help them.
I took in a deep breath and shouted "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!"
Immediately all the girls clamped their mouths shut becoming silent as a goldfish.
I let out a sigh, I felt like a piece of shit after that when I saw just how scared the girls were when I yelled at them.
Two of them pissed themselves in fear and another outright fainted.
I said "Look girls I'm sorry for yelling at you but you left me no choice you weren't listening to me at all, now please listen to me, I do not want sex from any of you I am here to save you all from Black mask's thugs.
My name is Master Torture and this is my first day as a Vigilantee, my goal is to clean up this filthy city, to make it into something beautiful.
To start off I am going to destroy Black mask and his crime organization.
So I'm here to rescue you, now I'm going to send you girls to GCPD where a good man named Commisioner James Gordon will take care of you, but first before I do I have to call him to let him know you're coming for now STAY PUT" I said the last part of my sentence in a firm tone to discourage them from running away.
They all nodded.
I pulled out my Holy phone, God had told me in our second conversation on the Holy phone at my house when I got home that I could use The Holyphone to call any place on earth and that it would be untraceable too.
I holding my Holyphone said "Holyphone Dial GCPD"
My Holyphone didn't give a verbal response but moments later I heard a familiar male voice speak "Who is this? The caller ID said "Number too divine to register""
I replied "Commisioner Gordon this is Master Torture speaking I am at the sionis meat packing plant where I have just single handedly massacred all the thugs working here.
The meat packing plant doubles as both a drug lab and a brothel and Black mask was keeping a dozen women here forcing them to work as prostitutes some of them are as young as thirteen!
I've secured the women and I'm about to send them to you now, before you ask how just know that I'm a powerful Meta human.
I want you to take good care of these women they've been through a lot make sure that they ESPECIALLY the minors get back with their families.
Also I've left one thug alive but just barely his name is Romeo salt Jr and he has a message for Batman so make sure Batman comes here cause I want him to receive my message"
Commissioner Gordon began to say "Now wait a minute who ard you and why did"
*click* I hung up on my Uncle figure who had been there for me since elementary school in this universe.
I thought 'Uncle Jim's probably going to have nightmares when he sees what I've done to these monsters, I'll apologize if I run into him while I'm in my vigilantee identity'
I then turned to the girls while pocketing away my Holy phone and said "Allright I'm going to use the power of the Nikyu Nikyu no mi to send you to GCPD, its like a form of teleportation I'll just touch you with the paw pads on my hands and you'll be there okay?"
The girls nodded and shivered.
I quickly got to work before they changed their minds and tried to run away, using my paw pads I touched them and thus "pushed" them to GCPD.
After half a minute the dozen girls were gone from this horrible place and I walked down the stairs and once back on the first floor stopped to stare at a message on the wall that I had left for Black mask.
On the wall written in blood was "This is the work of Gothams new protector Master Torture, I'm coming for you Black mask"
I smiled and laughed I had massacred over two to three dozen thugs, mutilated and crippled another, rescued a dozen women forced into prostitution and declared war on both Batman and Blackmask all in one night.
"Mwahahahahaha My life is crazy! Ha Romeo salt was right I am insane I mean who else besides an insane person would declare war on both Batman and Black mask on one night?! Mwahahahahaha!"
After I had my fill of laughter I quickly left the place using the power of the Nikyu Nikyu no mi to teleport myself back home by "pushing" myself there with my paw pad on my left hand.
AUTHORS NOTES
WELL TATERS THAT WAS QUITE THE CHAPTER WASN'T IT?
YES I KNOW IT WAS GORY BUT I WARNED YOU I FUCKING WARNED YOU IT WAS GOING TO GET GRAPHIC AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS CHAPTER! SO DON'T COMPLAIN!
ANYWAYS I WAS THINKING THAT TWO OTHER GENRES FIT THIS STORY HERE ANGST AND HURT/ COMFORT.
ANGST BECAUSE MY OC/ SELF INSERT CHARACTER SUFFERS FROM ANGER ISSUES THAT WOULD MAKE BAKUGO PROUD!
AND HURT/ COMFORT BECAUSE MY OC/ SELF INSERT IS A RAPE VICTIM HAVING SUFFERED AT THE HANDS OF A PAIR OF YANDERE SISTERS IN HIS PAST LIFE AND THUS STILL HAS A LOT OF TRAUMA HE HAS TO DEAL WITH MAINLY IN THE FORM OF BUILDING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS!
HE WILL HAVE A HARD TIME BONDING WITH HIS HAREM WHEN THEY DEVELOP FEELINGS FOR HIM BUT HE WILL EVENTUALLY COME AROUND!
ANYWAYS PLEASE FAV, FOLLOW AND REVIEW!
LATER TATERS!
