Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble

Rated T for Mild Language and Violence

Summary: 150 competitors from your favorite video games compete in an all-out battle royal gauntlet to see which character can not only be considered the greatest of all time, but can be granted any wish he desires. Who will definitely be the last one standing?

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with any video games or any of the characters from those video games. The various characters from every video game you see here are owned by Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Capcom, SNK, WB Games, Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Activision, Konami, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Atlus, Rare, Microsoft, Ubisoft, Koei Tecmo, etc. Anyway, to make sure I'm not doing this alone though since both The Amazing Ghost Musician and WOLFWATCHER12 will help me out with this story as well. So all thanks and the credit goes to him, everyone. Anyway, sit back with a nice six-pack full of Sprite with you, and enjoy this masterpiece we have created. Enjoy!


Chapter 13: Southern Hospitality


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Entrant #91: Helena Douglas (Dead or Alive)

After the buzzer sounded off once again, the entire crowd was treated to the metal version of the France national anthem playing in the soundsystem as a beautiful blonde-haired woman with long twin pig-tails and decked out in a chinese-styled black dress with black stockings came out to the usual catcalls and hollers from the usual horny male demographic sitting at ringside. Even Jerry Lawler himself couldn't contain his excitement looking right at her legs and cleavage combined.

"Oh man, JR! I think there's about to be a French revolution coming in this Rumble!" The King said with excitement.

"And representing that country and the game Dead Or Alive is Helena Douglas at #91!" JR exclaimed.

"I swear, this Rumble is bringing a lot of the waifu in here." Tazz chuckled, "How does Kenny Omega get these awesome babes?"

"That's what I'm thinking too, Tazz!" Cole nodded.

Once Helena got in the ring though, she was getting a very tough welcome thanks to Lightning, who right now was trying to keep Helena down on her knees with hard fist shots right to the back. That managed to work for a little while, making Helena huddle down while she tried to endure every blow that was given to her.

"I think Lightning's trying to spoil her Rumble welcome!" Tazz pointed out.

"And she's doing quite a good job at it too!" JR nodded to Tazz.

Lightning then proceeded to irish whip Helena over to the ropes and attempted to give her a back body drop, but it proved to be a mistake for Lightning as she ducked down, leading Helena to strike back by surprising Lightning with an epic Fisherman's Suplex!

"Whoa, Helena with a nice counter there!" Cole exclaimed.

However, one Fisherman's Suplex wasn't quite enough to satisfy Helena.

It was then that Helena got Lightning right back up again, hooked her leg once more, and delivered yet another Fisherman's Suplex!

"Oh, and she nails a second one!" JR replied.

Yet, Helena still wasn't finished with Lightning just yet.

She managed to get her up once again, trying to attempt another Fisherman's Suplex. Once she managed to get her right up in the air, she spun her body a bit transitioning into a Fisherman's Driver, bringing out a big pop from the San Diego crowd!

"Helena is definitely cleaning house all over Lightning!" Tazz exclaimed, "I'll tell ya, that would be my kind of lady!"

"Oh, in your dreams, Tazz!" JR replied, all before reminding Tazz to his face, "I happen to know Helena digs classy men, considering she's a woman with class!"

"So you mean to tell me she's like a french Lacey Evans with a lot of cleavage showing?" Tazz smirked over to the Oklahoman.

JR shrugged as he said, "I guess when you do put it that way…"

Once Helena got right back up on her feet, she felt her pigtails being yanked harshly by Candy Cane, who then decided to whip Helena right by the upper right turnbuckle. The rebellious teenager then proceeded to go right after her, only for Helena to hit Candy Cane with a big boot right in the face.

The move blinded her long enough for Helena to climb up on the middle rope and grab Candy Cane right by the neck, all before flipping herself over and nail a Diamond Dust neckbreaker on the schoolgirl!

"And Helena nails a big Diamond Dust!" Cole exclaimed.

"At this point, I'm not sure if I want to change my vote to her now!" The King shrugged with a smile, "I mean, she's got a set of french poodles!"

"I definitely don't want to know what that means…" JR muttered to The King.

Meanwhile, as Helena continued to make a killing at the Rumble, the camera scrolled over to the lower left turnbuckle where Dorothea was busy trapping Blaze Fielding with a foot choke right to the face. Blaze tried her best to move her face all around in hopes to find some kind of air to breathe in, but the only thing she was tasting at this point was boot leather, courtesy of the songstress herself.

"Well, talk about putting your foot in someone's mouth!" Tazz chuckled with a smirk.

"Trust me, I'm certain Blaze doesn't want to feel that experience!" Cole shook his head.

It was bound to get worse for Blaze though as she saw Dorothea back away from her by an inch for some reason. But then all of a sudden, she saw both Byleth and Dorothea run from opposite corners and sprint over to the lower right turnbuckle, hitting Blaze with a double corner Helluva Kick that knocked her the hell out!

"Oh my lord!" JR shrieked.

"That was the most brutal Helluva Kick I've ever seen!" Tazz yelped in return.

"You gotta wonder if that tops those other kicks Sami Zayn has done in his career?" Cole shrugged out.

JR shrugged before saying, "It could probably be for all we know!"

"I'm still unsure myself!" The King added in.

Before both Byleth and Dorothea could latch their foot off the ropes though, they saw Agent 47 rush right after them, trying to lift their other legs in order to attempt a double elimination!

"Uh-oh, two for the price of one, Cole!" Tazz pointed out.

"It may look like it for Agent 47!" Cole nodded.

59th Elimination: Agent 47; Eliminated by: Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault and Marth; Duration: 26:47

Once Agent 47 took his leave from ringside, the entire San Diego crowd all stood up from their seats and looked toward the stage, where the countdown clock had now lit up once again for the next entrant that was about to now enter the Rumble match.

"Well, out goes one and in comes another!" The King exclaimed, "I can't wait to see who's got #92?"

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Entrant #92: Axel Stone (Streets of Rage)

After the buzzer sounded off once more for everyone to hear, the crowd immediately got hyped as they heard the words "Shot to the heart, and you're to blame, darlin' you give love a bad name…" blast from the sound-speakers, identifying the song as "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi. It was then followed by the appearance of a blond-haired man dressed up in white tank-top, blue headband, blue jeans, white sneakers and red gloves, who came out with a shopping cart filled with various weapons.

"I think the streets are about to rage, Cole!" Tazz exclaimed.

"And it just did now that Axel Stone from the Streets of Rage series has now made his way in the Rumble match!" Cole pointed out, "He's currently #92 as of right now."

"It looks like Axel did himself some home shopping before coming here!" The King chuckled out.

"And it looks like he's here to try some new tools himself!" JR nodded.

He soon stopped his weapon-filled cart at ringside, only to grab a garbage can from the cart itself and chucked it inside the ring, where thankfully, it didn't land on anyone in its path. Once he got in the ring, he looked up to see Jack Carver grab a hockey stick and attempt to swing at Axel. He failed once Axel managed to duck down, kick Jack in the cut, and nail him down to the mat with an epic DDT!

"Yeah, nice try, Carver!" The King exclaimed.

"Axel got him good with a DDT!" JR replied.

After he put Carver down for now, Axel looked to the upper right turnbuckle where his best friend and partner, Blaze Fielding, was now recovering from that double Helluva Kick given to her thanks to Byleth and Dorothea. He immediately rushed right over to her and checked up on Blaze right away.

"Hey, you all right?" Axel said to her before saying, "Sorry I should've gotten an earlier number."

"It's alright." Blaze nodded, right before she saw Jin Kazama run right behind Axel Stone looking to attack him, "Look out!"

Although Axel didn't look behind him though, Blaze managed to grab Axel's body and ducked down just in time for Jin to miss out what could have been a double Stinger Splash from the corner.

"Whoa, smart move from the two!" Tazz exclaimed.

"They managed to make Jin snuff out of that Stinger Splash!" The King pointed out.

The botch that Jin caused to himself didn't exactly knock him out, but it managed to get him a little groggy.

It was all that Axel and Blaze needed to go for the kill, hitting Jin with a running spear and clothesline combo for good measure.

"Oh, geez-!" Tazz yelped out of suspense.

"I think that nearly tore Jin in half!" JR pointed out as well, "And I think I really mean that!"

"If that little splash botch didn't knock him out, that little combo that Axel and Blaze caused totally did!" The King exclaimed.

The two looked to eliminate Jin at first before D-Va started to hit away at them, catching both Axel and Blaze off guard with furious punches coming from left to right.

"Look at D-Va trying to fight both of them out!" Cole exclaimed.

"Yeah, I got a feeling that's gonna be a mistake on D-Va's part." Tazz replied.

And indeed it was a mistake from D-Va's part. It wouldn't be long before Axel and Blaze connected with a big double knife edge chop, hitting D-Va right by the chest. It was then followed by the two of them whipping D-Va right to the ropes and back again, hitting the colorful soldier with a double Japanese Arm Drag and ending it up with a quick kip-up!

"Incredible double team by Axel and Blaze!" JR replied as well.

"That was totally something straight from The Rockers' playbook!" The King pointed out.

The team of Axel and Blaze weren't quite done yet though as the duo soon ducked a double clothesline coming from Squall and Lightning, and hit them right in the guts, all before Axel and Blaze dropped them to the mat with twin DDTs!

"Wrong place, wrong time for Squall and Lightning!" Tazz shook his head.

"We're right around 30 seconds left 'till the next entrant and so far, these two are killing it in the match!" The King exclaimed.

Their momentum was just getting started though as the two ex-cops then picked up Squall for a double scoop slam, before going right into opposite corners and climbing up the top rope, hoping to pull off a high-risk double team maneuver on the fallen gunblader.

"I think Squall just found himself in the drop zone." Tazz quickly pointed out.

"And both Axel and Blaze got him right on target as we speak!" Cole nodded to Tazz.

With Squall definitely unable to move at all, both Axel and Blaze took off respectively and hit Squall with an epic Double Top Rope Fist Drop!

"What an epic maneuver, JR!" The King shouted.

"Axel and Blaze just gave everyone a run for their money right now!" JR exclaimed, "And that move proved it!"

"If I were everyone here in that ring right now, then I wouldn't want to get close to them at all!" Tazz shook his head.

"Axel and Blaze are one deadly duo, Tazz!" Cole mentioned, "I'd definitely watch out for them indeed."

The King then nodded before saying to Cole, "You're telling me, especially since our next entrant is just about to make its way out here."

As Axel and Blaze continued to build their momentum from here, the entire crowd all took notice of the Rumble clock appearing on stage again, which indicated that another entrant was about to make his/her way in the Rumble match.

"I definitely can't wait to see who it is!" Tazz smirked, rubbing his hands with anticipation.

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Entrant #93: Dixie Clemets (Rumble Roses)

As the buzzer sounded off full-blast, the crowd were all enchanted to the tune of "Yankee Rose" playing around the soundsystem, which was soon followed by the appearance of an attractive blue-eyed blonde-haired cowgirl. She had a cow-patterned top with cow-patterned chaps, white spandex, and white cowboy boots, which caught the eye of every horny male demographic sitting down at ringside, and especially Jerry "The King" Lawler himself.

"Whoo-hoo! We got a cowgirl in the Rumble! This is great!" The King squealed happily.

"Indeed, now that Dixie Clemets from the Rumble Roses is now in the match!" Cole nodded.

"I've heard she's one of many favorites to win this match!" The King exclaimed, "Good thing I put my bet down on her!"

"Just exactly how much did you even bet on her?" JR asked King.

"$50." The King answered.

"I definitely had to know..." rolled JR's eyes.

After Dixie finally got inside the ring, he stood up to stand face-to-face with her best friend/tag team partner Aisha, who immediately stared her down with quite a cold stare. The rest of the San Diego crowd all took notice of this staredown and got right up to their feet, cheering both Dixie and Aisha one at a time, knowing which one of them would dare bring out the first hit against one another.

"I think it's about to go down, guys!" Tazz pointed out.

"Of course, it is mentioned that both Dixie and Aisha are the current Rumble Roses Tag Team Champions." Cole reminded everyone watching.

"I guess you can say we're gonna see a friendly competition between the two." The King replied.

JR nodded before saying, "Of course, the "every man and woman for themselves" rule still stands in this match!"

Both Dixie and Aisha started circling all around the ring for a good twenty seconds, still looking to find out which one of them would still make that first hit. It was looking very tense along with the back-to-back chants between "Dixie" of "Aisha" that were being thrown around non-stop.

It lasted for a good while before Chris Redfield stepped in the middle, forcing both Dixie and Aisha to give him a double Superkick in return.

"Ohh, well so much for that!" Tazz exclaimed.

"That's like the fifth double superkick I've seen so far!" The King exclaimed, "I wonder if we can make a drinking game out of it?"

"Well, if we did, you'd probably be drunk." JR smirked to The King.

The team of Dixie and Aisha weren't done with Chris though as they picked him right back on his feet, only to pick him up in the air and drop him to the mat with a Double Brainbuster!

"Ohhh, that was brutal!" Tazz cringed painfully.

"No doubt Rodeo Drive plans to be that brutal in this Rumble, and we're seeing that right now!" Cole nodded.

Meanwhile, as Dixie and Aisha continued to dominate Chris, Krystal was having her hands full with Mai Shiranui, stomping into the kunoichi's ribs repeatedly down at the lower right turnbuckle.

"Look at that, Krystal's roughing up Mai!" The King pointed out.

"If there's anything I love in a Rumble, it's a chick roughing up a chick!" Tazz chuckled, "Man, do I love it."

After she was busy roughing Mai up at the corner, Krystal ran to the opposite corner and back again, blasting Mai hard with a big Bronco Buster!

"Whoa, ride 'em, Krystal!" The King squealed in delight.

"Indeed, she is, King!" JR nodded, "Mai's getting the worst end of that Bronco Buster!"

"I think I may have a good feeling Krystal ain't done with her!" Tazz shook his head.

Tazz was definitely right for sure as Krystal got right off of Mai, which forced the busty ninja to get right back up. It wouldn't be for long though as she saw Krystal running right towards her, trying to attempt a big Stinger Splash.

But knowing the ninja she was, Mai quickly ducked down, forcing Krystal to hit her head right on the turnpost. That gave Mai a big opportunity to grab Krystal right by her legs and flip her over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her in a big way!

"Welp, thanks for coming, Krystal!" The King chuckled.

"That was a big mistake for Krystal, King!" Cole replied, "And now she's long gone out of the Rumble!"

60th Elimination: Krystal; Eliminated by: Mai Shiranui; Duration: 17:45

After Krystal took her painful leave from ringside, the crowd immediately wasted no time getting up to their feet and looked towards the stage, looking up to the countdown clock and awaiting the next entrant that was now about to enter the Rumble match next.

"Well, you know what they say, 'Another one leaves and another one enters'." Tazz replied as well, "Just who's gonna come out next, guys?"

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Entrant #94: Fulgore (Killer Instinct)

As the buzzer began blaring out all across Qualcomm Stadium, the song "Hangar 18" by Megadeth started playing in full-blast as a 560-pound machine plated in all platinum with red eyes and a small patch of orange hair in the back of his head came out to a batch of both cheers and boos from the audience. To even complete his entrance though, he was met with a shower of pyro that was shooting all across the stage and even was met with cannon fire that was shot up in the sky.

"Uh-oh, I smell trouble coming, guys!" The King yelped.

"And he's 560 pounds full of trouble, too!" JR exclaimed, "In comes Fulgore from the Killer Instinct series at #94!"

"If those watching at homes have placed bets on their favorites, best be wise to change them now!" Tazz exclaimed in fear, "Because I got a good feeling Fulgore's gonna end every one of those chances now!"

Fulgore ended up getting inside the ring where several competitors (Sub-Zero, Cammy White, Ezio Auditore) did the right thing and ganged up on the machine himself, trying to keep Fulgore down on his knees with hard several blows. The crowd was cheering like crazy when they saw this ounce of offense work on the helpless Ultratech project himself.

"Well, that's a smart idea if I've ever seen one!" JR pointed out.

"I got a good feeling it won't last!" Tazz shook his head.

Indeed, it wasn't gonna last, considering Fulgore was now slowly getting up on his knees trying to absorb each hit that Sub-Zero, Cammy and Ezio were giving him.

And in response, it got him mad as Fulgore pushed all three off of him with one hard shove, therefore splitting the pile.

"See? Told ya!" Tazz pointed out.

"Fulgore just split the pile right there!" Cole pointed out as well, "This is not gonna be good!"

With Fulgore looking supercharged and pissed off, he immediately went on a rampage by slamming Sophitia Alexandra with a German Suplex, which was soon followed by a rainmaker lariat that spun Sophitia all around!

"Oh my gawd!" JR yelped.

"He nearly took her frickin' head off!" Tazz shrieked to JR.

"Sophitia's probably gonna wish she was back at the bakery with her sister!" The King yelped as well.

Crash Bandicoot and Cloud Strife were the next targets that were on Fulgore's list though as the machine managed to block a fist shot from Cloud, all before chucking the ex-soldier all the way to the upper left turnbuckle where he almost stumbled over the ropes.

However, Cloud's attempted lunge over Fulgore proved to be a perfect distraction though as it caused Crash to leap up on Fulgore and surprise the 560-pound mechanical monster with a sleeperhold. It proved to work at first though, forcing Fulgore to struggle and spin around in an attempt to get Crash off of him.

"Oh, wait a minute! Crash is trying to slow him down!" Cole shouted.

"Yeah, good luck with that, Crash!" Tazz shook his head, "I can tell that ain't going to work!"

Knowing that Crash wasn't gonna let go of him easily, Fulgore found a way to break Crash off of him the hard way by scooting Crash backwards and crashing onto Cloud, creating a two-man sandwich at the turnbuckle!

"Ooooh, talk about a club sandwich!" The King chuckled out, "Fulgore just made one out of Cloud and Crash!"

"That definitely wasn't smart of the two to do something like that!" JR exclaimed.

Fulgore continued to dominate as always before the four-man squad of Kyo Kusanagi, Kitana, Shantae and Raven all foolishly managed to gang up on the machine once more, flooding him with fist shot after fist shot.

Knowing he was getting tired of being ganged up like this, Fulgore managed to shove all four away with just a powerful shove. Then, he grabbed both Kitana and Shantae's throats, therefore lifting them all the way up and down to the mat with a wicked double chokeslam!

"Oh my!" Cole shrieked in return.

"That definitely had to be a long way down!" Tazz shuddered, "I wonder if they're gonna have to hire a chiropractor after this?"

"That may be possible!" JR nodded.

"It might be the best option they have to at this point!" The King replied.

With the sound of boos breaking towards him, Fulgore found himself in full control of the Rumble match.

Of course, that wouldn't last long though as he turned around to see Duke Nukem standing in front of him with his fists clenched and a smirk breaking across his face. The crowd immediately saw this and was hooked into this tense staredown happening in the ring right now.

"Whoa, hang onto your hats, guys!" Tazz said to his broadcast partners, "Something's brewin'!"

"I can tell the crowd's on their feet right now!" The King exclaimed.

"Especially now that Fulgore may have possibly met his match in Duke Nukem!" JR nodded.

Duke Nukem immediately cracked his knuckles out of pure vengeance before saying to Fulgore, "You want to pick on babes your own size? Try me and see how you like it!"

Nodding right back to the studded muscleman, Fulgore obliged by charging into Duke Nukem, who immediately charged back into the machine making this into a tense tug-of-war between the two of them!

"Take a look at this, guys!" Tazz pointed out, "It's now man vs. machine!"

"No doubt Duke and Fulgore are shaking the pillars of heaven here tonight in the Rumble!" JR nodded.

"I don't even care who's winning this test of strength anymore, this is great!" The King exclaimed.

The test of strength between Duke Nukem and Fulgore was so tense that it made the rest of the crowd inside Qualcomm Stadium stand right up out of their seat, not even knowing who was gonna lose their guard. It lasted for a good while though before the crowd turned to the stage and saw the Rumble clock light up for the next Rumble entrant that was about to enter.

"Well, as fun as I'm finding this test of strength, we gotta see who's the next entrant coming out!" Cole said as he pointed towards the curtain.

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Entrant #95: Siegfried Schtauffen (Soul Calibur)

Once as the Rumble buzzer rang out, the song "Rainbow In The Dark" by Dio began to blast out through the soundspeakers as a blonde-haired man with long-hair and decked out in crystallic armor came out through the curtain and was immediately greeted with a big pop from the San Diego crowd. But he wasn't alone though as he also brought his signature sword, Soul Calibur, with him down the aisle.

"Now here's a legendary soul eternally retold!" Tazz exclaimed.

"Here's the wielder of the legendary Soul Calibur himself, Siegfried Schauffen, entering at #95!" J.R. quickly pointed out.

The King also replied by reminding J.R., "Of course, when he wields Soul Edge though, he automatically becomes Nightmare!"

"I can guarantee you that Siegfried's got nothing to worry about here tonight!" Cole said, reassuring The King face-first.

Siegfried finally managed to make it inside the ring, where he managed to get a good look at both Duke Nukem and Fulgore still engaging in their test of strength battle.

Deciding to butt in right away, Siegfried clenched his Soul Calibur tightly and smashed it across Fulgore's back, forcing the machine to tumble towards Duke Nukem, who connected the big man with a big body slam!

"Oh my gawd!" JR shrieked loudly.

"He managed to body slam that 560-pound machine right to the mat!" The King shrieked also.

Cole then nodded by saying, "Such unreal strength coming from Duke Nukem himself!"

That kind of strength was more than enough to knock Fulgore right off his feet, which proved to do enough damage for Duke Nukem to pick up the Ultratech machine up on his feet, trying to get Fulgore over on the top rope.

It wasn't quite easy for Duke Nukem to pull off this feat though as Fulgore managed to clench onto the ropes, making it unable for Duke to flip him over the ropes even though he managed to get one of the machine's feet off the mat.

"Wait a minute, Duke's trying to eliminate Fulgore from the Rumble!" The King pointed out quickly.

Tazz chuckled as he said, "Good luck, because there's no way he's gonna eliminate that 560-pound hunk of junk."

Tazz's words were about to be proven wrong though as Duke saw Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Kitana, Chris Redfield, Axel Stone and Blaze Fielding come to the muscle-man's aid and pushed Fulgore through, now making this until a 7-on-1 elimination process. Yet it was still not enough though as Fulgore was still barely getting over the ropes, still making his weight as an advantage to keep himself in.

"Look at this, Cole!" Tazz exclaimed.

Luckily for Duke, Cammy, Jin, Kitana, Chris, Axel and Blaze, they all get help lifting the big machine once Siegfried Schtauffen, Lightning, Marshall Law, Crash Bandicoot, Kyo Kusanagi, Shantae, Falco Lombardi, Cloud Strife, Aisha, Dixie Clemets, Johnny Cage, Mai Shiranui, Ezio Auditore, Raven, Helena Douglas, Jack Carver, D-Va, Squall Leonhart, Reiko Hinomoto, Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault, Sophitia Alexandra, Candy Cane, Hong YunSeong, Marth and Sub-Zero all came to help, now resulting in an unbelievable 34-on-1 elimination process (which actually seems unreal). This brought the fans to their feet, cheering this unbelievable feat on.

"Yeah, I don't think Fulgore's gonna last here!" The King shook his head.

"With the way he's getting ganged up like this, he won't have a chance!" JR said, also shaking his head.

"Everybody in the ring is teaming up to get Fulgore outta there." Tazz explained.

"Well they all know that machine is a big threat like he was in Killer Instinct." Cole replied.

After a good unbelievable 30 seconds of pushing, the entire group of contestants all successfully pushed Fulgore over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a gigantic shockwave of cheers all over the stadium!

"I don't believe it!" The King said at a loss for words.

"Oh believe it, King!" Cole nodded, "Fulgore is immediately out of this match!"

61st Elimination: Fulgore; Eliminated by: Duke Nukem, Cloud Strife, Falco Lombardi, Shantae, Jack Carver, D-Va, Cammy White, Candy Cane, Hong Yunseong, Johnny Cage, Sub-Zero, Kitana, Jin Kazama, Axel Stone, Blaze Fielding, Crash Bandicoot, Mai Shiranui, Kyo Kusanagi, Ezio Auditore, Squall Leonhart, Lightning, Marth, Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault, Marshall Law, Raven, Aisha, Dixie Clemets, Reiko Hinomoto, Chris Redfield, Helena Douglas and Siegfried Schtauffen; Duration: 1:28

Fulgore got up right away and looked at the other competitors in the ring, feeling a bit shocked and surprised that he was eliminated in that fashion. He was so shocked that the machine continued to ignore the referees and officials that were telling him to go to the back.

"Look, he can't believe what happened to him!" The King chuckled out.

"Um, I don't know what the heck he's feeling." Tazz replied, "He looks a little blank."

The way he was eliminated by the hefty bunch of contestants immediately pissed Fulgore off so much that he instantly went on a rampage. And he did so by swatting the large group of officials that were cornering him!

"Hey, what the hell?!" J.R. shouted.

"Oh my lord!" Cole shrieked, right before ducking for cover.

"What the hell's up with him?!" Tazz shouted as well, "He's frickin' wrecking our officials!"

"Somebody get out here and stop this crazy machine before he starts killing all of us." The King yelled.

His rampage was literally getting started though. Fulgore also went right after the steel steps and started throwing them right inside the ring, where it luckily landed into the mat yet almost came this close to crushing Rock Howard in the process.

"Yikes, did you see that?!" Tazz asked Cole, pointing to the steel steps.

"Rock nearly got his head taken off!" Cole nodded.

Fulgore attempted to grab another set of steel steps before he accidentally bumped into a frightened cameraman. Not liking the fact he did that, Fulgore took the scared cameraman and threw him toward the announce table, breaking it in pieces and scaring both JR and Cole away as a result!

"What the hell's your problem?!" The King shouted to Fulgore, "That was our table you broke, you idiot!"

"Forget it, King! There's no reasoning with this monster!" Tazz shook his head.

The mechanical monster attempted to go after Jerry Lawler next when finally, a stun gun was shot out of nowhere, finally shooting Fulgore right in the stomach filled with electricity. It kept shooting him nonstop until Fulgore was finally shut down, falling down to the floor with a huge hard thud.

It was then that the camera scrolled right behind Fulgore to reveal a mysterious muscular figure dressed in a police hat, tight blue shirt, black jeans, black boots, and black gloves turning off his stun gun on the monster himself. The crowd popped up to their feet when it was revealed that Kurtis Stryker from Mortal Kombat was the one who shut down Fulgore to his knees.

"Hey look!" The King said, pointing to Stryker!

"Bah gawd, it's Kurtis Stryker!" JR shrieked, "The man Kenny Omega hired to be the security team is here!"

"Well, if there's anyone who can stop him from wreaking havoc, I'm glad it was him!" Tazz nodded.

"Yeah, thank goodness for that!" Cole nodded in relief, "I was this close to peeing my pants!"

It didn't take too long for Stryker and the rest of the security team to wrap Fulgore's arms behind him and cuff the machine right away, right as the same time the entire San Diego crowd all got up on their feet and looked toward the stage to see the Rumble clock light up for the next entrant to appear in the match.

"Well, since Stryker's finally putting away Fulgore for now, we might as well check out who's the next entrant of the match!" The King pointed to the stage.

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Entrant #96: Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive)

As the buzzer sounded off for a good 95th time so far, the crowd came to their feet as they heard the song "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts play on throughout Qualcomm Stadium, which was followed by the appearance of a beautiful blonde haired woman dressed up in a patriotic top, blue cowboy jeans, cowboy boots and cowboy hat. She immediately blew a kiss right to the male demographic, who went crazy for this attractive entrant making her appearance right now.

"Oh my, this is gonna be good!" The King squealed out of joy, "Another favorite for me to cheer on!"

"I'd known you like her, King!" JR nodded to the King, "And she'll prove to be a favorite once Tina Armstrong from the Dead or Alive series enters the match!"

"Tina Armstrong is very well known as a successful wrestler, a supermodel, an actress, a Rockstar and believe it or not, she's planning to run for Senator for Texas too!" Cole said to his broadcast partners.

"No doubt she's definitely going places!" Tazz nodded.

After Tina got in the ring, she stood up to see Lightning attempt to hit her with a garbage can. It didn't take too long for Tina to grab onto the can itself, resulting in a bit of a tug-of-war between the two warriors.

"Whoa, that was a close one!" The King sighed in relief.

"Tina definitely saw that trash can coming!" Tazz pointed out.

That tug of war lasted for a good seven seconds before Tina kicked Lightning right in the gut and took the trash can herself, slamming it on top of Lightning's own forehead!

"Oh, jeez!" J.R. yelped from the sound of that trash can.

"That's one heck of a wakeup call she gave her!" The King chuckled.

Tina wouldn't be quite finished with Lightning just yet though as she soon placed the garbage can inside the pink-haired heroine and connected with a big dropkick, knocking both her and the can down entirely.

"Oof! I bet that hurt worse than the trash-can shot!" Tazz pointed out.

"No doubt she's taking out the trash in this Rumble, Tazz!" Cole nodded in unison.

Meanwhile, at another part of the ring, Johnny Cage was busy searching around the other trash can, trying to find a weapon to use to his advantage. He searched around for a good few seconds before he pulled out and it seemed to be a titanium smoke bomb, which thankfully still had the trigger attached.

Cage looked at it with disgust as he said, "Eh, this one's probably fake."

And with that, the movie star threw the smoke bomb away, which the impact forced the trigger to pop off the bomb hilariously. What came before that was a huge gallon of smoke that came out of the bomb, literally blinding a few of the contestants that got in the way.

"Ah, what the hell?" JR said, coughing a bit from the smoke.

"Cage let out a big smoke bomb in the ring!" Cole replied, "It's so big, I can almost hardly see what's going in this match!"

Tazz chuckled before saying, "Well, thank goodness I'm wearing sunglasses for this!"

"What a sneaky yet smart move from Johnny Cage!" The King smirked.

The smoke of course, managed to blind YunSeong though, as he was trying desperately to regain his vision as fast as he could.

"Agh, dumb bastard had to let that damn smokebomb out..." YunSeong coughed, referring to Cage.

Unfortunately, he wouldn't regain his vision just in time to have Rock Howard sneaking on him from behind and throw YunSeong over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him right away.

"Oh, that's a shame!" Tazz groaned.

"I still can't see!" Cole shook his head before saying, "What on earth happened?"

"YunSeong's down and out of the Rumble, Cole! That's what happened!" The King pointed out.

62nd Elimination: Hong YunSeong; Eliminated by: Rock Howard; Duration: 34:36

As YunSeong took his exit from ringside though, Rock took the time to process himself before he was met with a kick to the ribs, courtesy of Dorothea.

With Rock clutching his ribs tightly, both Dorothea and Byleth caught Rock by surprise with a Total Elimination! Dorothea caught Rock's legs with a leg sweep while Byleth blasted him in the face with a wheel kick!

"Now that's what I call Total Elimination!" JR exclaimed.

Tazz then said with a goofy smirk, "Or as my man Joey Styles calls it, 'TOTAL ELIMINATION!'"

"Yeah, don't do that." Cole said, shaking his head to Tazz.

"Seriously Tazz!" JR added in, "You almost made me lose my hearing!"

The impact from that double team proved to be enough for Rock to be unconscious, which was the perfect time for the trio of Byleth, Dorothea and Marth to pick him right back up to his feet, and throw him over the ropes and onto the floor, therefore eliminating him right out of this match.

"And another one bites the dust, Cole!" Tazz said, pointing out to Rock.

"I think that also counts as an elimination for Byleth too!" JR reminded Tazz, "He's at number 8 so far!"

63rd Elimination: Rock Howard; Eliminated by: Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault and Marth; Duration: 30:46

As Rock painfully departed from ringside, the crowd all took notice as the Rumble clock appeared onstage again, ticking down to the next entrant that was about to enter momentarily.

"Well, now that Rock's out, I think now's a very good time to see who the next entrant's gonna be!" Cole exclaimed.

"Me too." Tazz nodded, "Only three more to #100, Cole!"

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Entrant #97: Lloyd (The Legend of Dragoon)

As the buzzer sounded off once more to an earworm-ish level, the song "Skeletons of Society" by Slayer began playing out loud across the stadium as a white-haired man with a young-ish appearance and dressed up in a black vest, black jeans, black gloves and a flaming sword suddenly came out to a round of boos coming from the San Diego audience themselves. The 97th entrant responded of course by flipping off to the fans, who flipped their middle fingers right back to him in return.

"Oh, no, this guy?" JR groaned.

"I'm afraid so, JR!" Tazz exclaimed, "And those who are big fans of Legend of Dragoon are definitely familiar with this asshole."

"Unfortunately for all of us, the asshole that's coming out next happens to be Lloyd from The Legend of Dragoon." Cole explained while rolling his eyes in disgust, "Everybody in the video game world knows what he did to Lavitz, and everyone still hasn't forgotten."

The King didn't seem to have a problem as he shrugged to his partners, "Eh, he doesn't look too bad to me. It's Lavitz's fault he shouldn't get involved with his business."

"How in the hell can you say that, King?" JR shouted angrily towards his partner.

"Because Lavitz made a mistake striking down this man!" The King said in defense, "He'd still be alive if it wasn't for his carelessness."

"Oh what a load of crap!" JR snarled in disgust.

"Seriously King, what's with you tonight in supporting villains?" Cole replied, "First you support Pinstripe Potoroo, next was Handsome Jack, then Eric Sparrow and now this man?!"

The King backed away from them, saying, "Yeesh, it's just opinions! No need to chew me out!"

"Hey I have no problem with your opinion, King." Tazz said, "I just think that both Cole and JR just like to make us look stupid."

JR glared at Tazz, "Or maybe both of you are spending too much time around JBL!"

As the rest of the commentators argued to each other like crazy, Lloyd finally entered the ring where D-Va did the right thing by ganging up on Lloyd by trying to flood him with haymaker shots right upside the head. It was working too as it kept Lloyd down on his knees.

"Hey, D-Va's stopping Lloyd right away!" JR pointed out.

The King smirked evilly before saying, "Yeah, that's a bad idea. She doesn't know what she's getting into!"

"I can already tell something bad's gonna happen to D-Va." Cole replied nervously.

Something bad was indeed going to happen to D-Va. Lloyd managed to get back up on her feet and push D-Va off of him. When D-Va got back up though, she saw Lloyd coming and got hit with a big boot from the heartless swordsman. The sight of that move immediately made the commentators cringe in disgust.

"Gawd Almighty, have mercy on her!" JR exclaimed.

"D-Va should've never got in his way." The King shrugged, "Just saying."

"You should've been dropped on your head, King." Cole replied to him angrily.

"Oh bite me, Cole!" The King glared.

Marshall Law decided to go after Lloyd by catching him with a flurry full of roundhouse kicks right to the chest, but much to Law's shock, Lloyd began to absorb those blows one by one, as if he wasn't being affected by those kicks themselves.

"Um, I'm not sure if that's smart, Law!" Cole shook his head.

"Aw man, look out Marshall!" Tazz gluped.

It was too late for Marshall to take Tazz's warning close-up as Lloyd managed to catch Law right by the leg. And then, just to piss off the San Diego crowd even more, Lloyd responded by kicking Marshall Law right in the crotch area, leaving the martial artist screaming in intense pain.

"Good lord!" JR cringed again.

"That was uncalled for right there!" Cole pointed out.

The King found himself smirking once more as he said, "Hey, anything's legal in the Rumble, guys!"

"Unfortunately, you're right!" Cole nodded in disgust.

As Lloyd continued his momentum much to the hatred coming from the angry pissed-off fans, he turned around only to see an intimidated Sub-Zero stand right in front of him, leaving some of the crowd to pop up to their feet and side with Sub-Zero in this intense faceoff he was now having with Lloyd.

"Wait a minute, something's going on!" Tazz said, pointing to both Sub-Zero and Lloyd.

"It looks like Lloyd may have met his match!" JR exclaimed.

The King scoffed with laughter saying, "Oh, Sub-Zero won't be a problem to Lloyd."

"Don't be so sure, King!" Cole said, shaking his head to the King.

"Yeah I've played Mortal Kombat for a really long time to know how dangerous a fighter Sub-Zero really is." Tazz explained, "You really don't wanna underestimate him!"

Tazz was right about that, Lloyd was about to learn that lesson the hard way once he tried to surprise the Lin Kuei grandmaster with a haymaker.

But Sub-Zero put his smarts to the test as he caught Lloyd's fist in time, only to wring it around painfully and leave Lloyd's wrist to hurt as a response.

"Ha, what do you say to that, King?" Cole replied to King with a chuckle.

"Hey, come on, that's not right!" The King shook his head before saying, "He can't avoid Lloyd!"

"Did you just rhyme those together?" JR said, raising his eyebrow to King with a 'WTF' look on his face.

Tazz grinned as he said to King, "That's a nice rhyme King, I'll admit that."

Knowing that he had that wrist-lock on Lloyd for far too long, Sub-Zero decided to shut him up the hard way by putting down the swordsman with a big Uranage!

"That'll finally slow him down!" JR exclaimed.

"Sub-Zero just got lucky right there." The King grunted annoyingly, "I'm sure Lloyd will get back in this, I'm sure of it!"

Meanwhile, as Lloyd continued to hold his wrist in pain, the camera scrolled to another part of the ring where Byleth was busy holding Aisha from behind, waiting for Dorothea to come by and deck Aisha in the face. The songstress attempted to hit a big boot right to the dancer's face, only for Aisha to duck down leading Dorothea to accidentally boot her own professor right in the face.

"Uh-oh!" Tazz yelped, seeing that miscalculation.

"Well, that hit definitely backfired!" JR shook his head, "Dorothea kicked him in the face by accident!"

"She obviously meant to hit Aisha for sure!" Cole nodded to JR.

Dorothea watched in horror as Byleth ended up holding his entire face out of physical pain, which proved to be the perfect distraction for Reiko Hinomoto to come running towards the songstress, blasting Dorothea with a big spear!

"What a big spear by Reiko to Dorothea!" The King exclaimed.

With Byleth looking quite dazed and confused of what was going on, both Aisha and Dixie immediately capitalized on this confusion as the two women both charged with a double clothesline, sending Byleth right over the rope and onto the floor with a big elimination!

"And Rodeo Drive strikes big!" Tazz pointed out.

"I'll say, it's back to the Garreg Mach Monastery for Byleth!" The King nodded.

"But at least he won't go home defeated, King!" JR shook his head again, "Byleth managed to eliminate a good portion of the competition!"

"That's quite impressive for sure!" Cole said, nodding to JR.

64th Elimination: Byleth Eisner; Eliminated by: Aisha, Dixie Clemets and Reiko Hinomoto; Duration: 1:15:26

As Byleth remained on the outside floor trying to pick himself back up, the camera scrolled right back to the ring where it saw Reiko nod right over to Dixie and Aisha, attempting to help her deal with a fallen Dorothea. The cowgirl and dancer obliged right away as they went right over to the Zero-Two fighter and picked Dorothea right back up to her feet, all before lifting her up in a military press.

"Oh no, I'm afraid to see what comes next for Dorothea!" The King gulped in horror.

What came next was the trio of Aisha, Dixie Clemets and Reiko Hinomoto launching Dorothea out of the ring and onto the floor, forcing Byleth to catch her and break her fall on her way down!

"Looks like the show's over for Miss Dorothea herself!" Tazz chuckled.

"Not all is lost though, Tazz!" The King chuckled as well before pointing to both Byleth and Dorothea, "At least she fell for Byleth in the end!"

"You mean, she fell on top of Byleth!" Tazz replied, laughing boisterously.

65th Elimination: Dorothea Arnault; Eliminated by: Aisha and Dixie Clemets; Duration: 49:37

At the lower right side of the ring though, Marth managed to body slam Duke Nukem before going right up the top rope, Rob Van Dam-style. But as soon as he got on top rope though, he turned to see Duke Nukem grab him right by the throat, looking very unaffected by the body slam that Marth gave him not too long ago.

"Oh no, Marth, what the heck were you thinking?!" The King gulped.

"I'm thinking he's probably gonna get a one-way ticket out of the Rumble!" JR nodded to the King.

No doubt JR was bound to be right on that fact. After grabbing Marth right by the neck, Duke Nukem then grabbed the rest of his body in a gorilla press position, bench pressing Marth just to entertain the fans sitting at ringside. After several lifts though, Duke used his power to good use and launched Marth over the top rope and onto the floor, forcing both Byleth and Dorothea to break his fall on his way down!

"And Duke Nukem puts Marth's fire out indefinitely!" Cole exclaimed.

"Too bad for the Fire Emblem team!" Tazz chuckled before saying, "As what Queen always says, 'Another one bites the dust'!"

66th Elimination: Marth; Eliminated by: Duke Nukem; Duration: 38:46

As the trio of Marth, Byleth and Dorothea remained motionless at ringside, the Rumble clock therefore lit up once again, forcing the crowd to take notice right away as they looked to the stage to see who would be the next entrant to compete in the Rumble match!

"The ring is surely starting to shrink up, ladies and gentleman." Cole said to his partners, "Just who'll keep this Rumble alive next?"

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Entrant #98: Simon Belmont (CastleVania)

As the buzzer sounded off once again, the arranged Smash Bros. remix of the "CastleVania" theme soon played out across the soundsystem as a muscular man with dirty-blonde hair and decked out in clad brown armor came out to a very thrilling pop from the San Diego crowd themselves, most of those cheers surprisingly came from the female demographic who were cheering their heads off for this mysteriously attractive male running down to ringside.

"Well, here comes a legit vampire slayer coming down!" Tazz pointed out.

"It may not be Buffy, but we definitely got Simon Belmont from the CastleVania series entering this Rumble match!" JR said, also pointing out as well.

The King nodded before saying, "I'm surprised he's a big favorite among the women here!"

"Well, his blonde locks, muscular physique and the way he uses that signature whip says it all!" Cole reminded The King first-hand.

After he finally got in the ring, Simon went right to work on his competition right away as he managed to catch Jin, Kyo, Siegfried and Chris off-guard with his whip, lashing out at them with full force!

"Simon definitely is not wasting no time at all!" JR replied.

"That whip of his is definitely helping him!" The King nodded.

He then turned around to see Ezio come right at him, only for Simon to use his whip to wrap all around the assassin's neck, therefore taking him down on his stomach.

"Whoa, he almost got him!" Tazz said, referring to Ezio.

Cole then shook his head, "But Simon saw him coming from behind!"

That wasn't all for Simon though. With Ezio's neck being wrapped around Simon's whip, the vampire-slaying warrior then grabbed the front end of the whip to choke the assassin out while using one of his legs to bend Ezio's back just to increase the strangulation.

"Look at this!" JR pointed out, "Interesting tactic from Simon!"

"Ezio's getting a major choking, I can tell you that!" Tazz nodded.

"Really, I thought Ezio had a lump in his throat." The King chuckled a bit.

"You're something else, aren't you, King?" Cole said to King, rolling his eyes in an un-amusing way.

The King nodded before saying to JR, "Oh, trust me, Cole. I got a million-"

However, he soon got cut off when one of the fans immediately jumped over the barricade and leaped all over The King, choking the life out of the Hall-of-Famer. It wasn't any ordinary figure though as the camera soon identified the man in clad-green armor and boyishly blonde hair as Albert from "The Legend of Dragoon!"

"Hey, what the hell?" Tazz yelped, seeing the mugging first hand.

Cole then pointed out with a shriek., "That's... that's Albert from The Legend of Dragoon!"

"He's not in the Rumble match, but I assume he heard what The King said about his brother!" JR guessed out in unison.

"If that's the case, then I honestly don't blame him at all!" Tazz shook his head.

Still angry and pissed off as he was, Albert then grabbed Jerry Lawler right by the throat and looked at him with a cold violent stare. The kind of stare that made The King now wincing in fear.

"If you even think of talking about my dead brother like that again, I'm gonna make you regret the day you were born," Albert growled to the King in a threatening tone before saying with gritting teeth, "Are we clear."

"Yeah, I got it. Sorry..." The King said, literally gasping for air.

Just like that, Albert finally let go of Jerry Lawler just by shoving him back onto his chair, which tumbled The King over on his ass.

"Safe to say, I think The King just got what he deserves!" Tazz smirked.

The King literally got back up in his chair and straightened out his headset before asking JR, "What on earth was that guy's problem?!"

"Well, this wouldn't happen to you if you didn't shut your mouth about Lavitz in the first place!" JR said to The King.

"Well, I didn't know he'd come and attack me like this!" Jerry Lawler whined in defense of what happened to him.

As the rest of the King's broadcast partners all ignored him from that comment, the camera scrolled back to the ring where Chris Redfield whipped Jack Carver to the lower left turnbuckle.

Chris attempted to go after Jack at first before Jack countered with a big boot right to the face, followed by a running Blockbuster neckbreaker!

"Nice move by Carver himself!" Tazz pointed out.

"That'll definitely keep Chris incapacitated for a bit." Cole nodded.

Not even waiting for Chris to get a chance to get up, Jack decided to go for the kill by picking Chris right up on his feet in an attempt to get him over the ropes for an elimination.

But Chris managed to counterwhip at the last second by throwing Carver over the top rope, only for Jack Carver to hang onto the ropes therefore leaving him on the apron for now.

"He's out of-no wait a minute!" JR said, quickly correcting himself.

"Jack Carver definitely got lucky there!" The King smirked out.

Realizing Jack was still on the apron, Chris attempted to get him by ramming his shoulder straight into Carver's ribs, but even so, he still wasn't letting go.

Chris attempted to push his shoulder towards Carver for another few seconds before Cammy came running and decked Jack Carver right in the face, therefore knocking him out off the apron and hitting the floor, resulting in another big elimination.

"Looks like he wasn't lucky that time!" Cole shook his head.

"So much for keeping himself safe!" Tazz nodded, "Both Chris and Cammy made sure he wouldn't be for long!"

67th Elimination: Jack Carver; Eliminated by: Chris Redfield and Cammy White; Duration: 30:34

As Jack took his disappointed leave from ringside, the camera scrolled back to the ring to see Tina Armstrong attempt to hit Cloud with a big fisherman's suplex. However, the spiky-haired swordsman denied her right away when he pushed her off of him, forcing Tina to bump into Dixie from behind.

Dixie noticed this right away and turned around to see Tina standing close to her, resulting in a very intense staredown between the two. The crowd immediately noticed this right away and began to cheer their heads right off, begging to see this dream matchup happen between the two southern chicks. It was so split between the two women that one crowd chanted "Tina" while the other part of the stadium was busy chanting "Dixie" side-by-side.

"Wait a minute, hold your horses, ladies and gents!" Tazz said, quickly pointing out to the staredown.

"I think we may have a bit of a standoff going on here between Tina and Dixie!" JR exclaimed.

The King was getting excited saying, "Standoff nothing, this is gonna be great. Heck, this showdown will be so great, I'm not sure if I really want to choose a winner in this!"

"You can say that this is a dream match for the ages, King." Cole stated.

Both Dixie and Tina attempted to circle around each other, waiting to see who would throw that first punch in this so-called southern chick showdown. But as that was going on though, the crowd noticed the Rumble clock lighting up once again in the titantron, which forced them to turn away from the ring for a while and focus to see who was gonna come out of that curtain next.

"Yeah, I think you're gonna have to wait a bit on that, Cole!" Tazz nodded before saying, "We got number 99 coming our way now!"

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Entrant #99: Pasadena O'Possum (Crash Bandicoot/Crash Tag Team Racing)

As the buzzer once again sounded off for the thousandth time tonight, the crowd's ears soon heard the sound of car engines running right behind the curtain while the song "Fuel" by Metallica played out full blast. That was soon followed by the appearance of an anthropomorphic female possum with blonde pigtails, pink hat, blue jumpsuit with blue boots and enchanting green eyes coming out through the curtain driving her specialized go-kart down the aisle. Surprisingly enough, she also managed to get a big pop coming from the fans in the audience, most of them of course were big Crash Bandicoot fans.

"Hold up, I think someone else may want to join in!" Cole exclaimed.

"She's the queen of the Crash Team Racing circuit, and tonight, she plans to be the Queen of the Rumble circuit as Pasadena O'Possum from Crash Tag Team Racing and the Crash Bandicoot series enters #99 in the match!" JR exclaimed as well.

"Of course, just recently, she made her return in the recent game Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled." Cole reminded everyone watching at home, "So we'll see what she brings to the table!"

Once she parked her car in the middle of the entrance ramp, Pasadena adjusted her glove before finally entering the ring, therefore resulting in a three-woman staredown between Pasadena O'Possum, Tina Armstrong and Dixie Clemets.

"Oh, hold the phone, Cole!" Tazz said, stopping Cole for a bit before pointing out, "Looks like we got ourselves a three-way!"

"Yeah, a delicious southern fried three-way!" The King chuckled, "You get it, because the three of them are from the South and all?"

JR then shrugged as he said, "I don't get you at all one bit, but at least the fans here inside Qualcomm Stadium definitely do!"

Pasadena immediately gestured to the southern duo to "Bring it on", right before Tina and Dixie charged right after her. The hotshot racer proved to be ready as Pasadena managed to trade blows back and forth between the two blonde wrestlers, successfully keeping her ground.

"Well, Pasadena definitely came ready for this one!" Tazz exclaimed.

"I'm surprised she's taking care of both Tina and Dixie by herself!" The King nodded in response.

However, it wouldn't be long until Tina and Dixie immediately fought back against Pasadena, flooding the southern belle with a flurry full of chops and punches to the chest. Some of them forced Pasadena to be held around the ropes.

But instead of eliminating her though, Tina and Dixie decided to rough her up even more by whipping her right to the ropes, trying to attempt a big double clothesline to Pasadena. But Pasadena's instincts kicked right in as she ducked down from the attempted double clothesline and ran back again, blasting both Dixie and Tina with a leaping double clothesline of her very own!

"And Pasadena strikes again!" Cole shouted.

"Double clothesline courtesy of Miss O'Possum herself!" JR replied, feeling a bit ecstatic.

That big clothesline she gave to both Dixie and Tina pumped Pasadena up to new heights, making her feel excited and ecstatic to do more damage.

But before she could though, she glanced her eyes toward the weapon filled garbage can out of curiosity, making her dig down through the can to see what she could find.

"I wonder what kind of toys Pasadena's gonna find under there?" Tazz asked JR.

"I'm certain what she digs out won't be good for the rest of the contestants, I can reassure you that!" JR shrugged while shaking his head.

After only a few seconds of searching around the weapon-filled trash bin, Pasadena pulled out what seemed to be a bottle of Wumpa Whip, which oddly enough, became her favorite drink.

"Uh-oh, she's brought out the Wumpa Whip, Cole!" The King pointed out.

"The same kind of drink Pasadena always celebrates with at the end of her victories!" Cole exclaimed, "I got no idea what she's gonna do with that!"

Luckily for her, she had the right weapon at the right time once she saw Falco Lombardi attempt to push Crash Bandicoot over the top rope just to get an elimination.

Pasadena wouldn't let that happen though as she took that bottle of Wumpa Whip and shook it all around in response. She then approached Falco head-on and undid the bottle as a fizz-full of Wumpa Whip was shot out of the bottle, blinding the cocky space pilot right between the eyes!

"Agh, I can't see!" Falco shouted in pain as he held his eyes tightly.

"Wumpa Whip right to the eyes!" JR said, cringing at himself.

Tazz then laughed before saying, "Yep, looks like the drink's on him this time... literally!"

The Wumpa Whip right to the eyes blinded Falco long enough for both Crash and Pasadena to lift Falco over the top rope and onto the floor, marking another elimination for Crash and marking the first elimination for Pasadena!

"And out goes Falco!" The King exclaimed.

"Yeah, he's gonna head back and get his threads dry from that Wumpa Whip that got splashed on him!" Tazz chuckled yet again.

JR nodded to Tazz before saying, "That's probably a good idea considering he's already gone!"

68th Elimination: Falco Lombardi; Eliminated by: Crash Bandicoot and Pasadena O'Possum; Duration: 12:26

Meanwhile, as Falco took his leave from ringside, the camera shifted back to ringside where Reiko Hinomoto suddenly caught Tina Armstrong in a gutwrench position. She then flipped her over and slammed the southern beauty down in a gutwrench suplex!

"Brilliant gutwrench suplex executed by Reiko!" Cole exclaimed.

"She's definitely giving Tina a run for her money!" Tazz exclaimed as well.

Reiko wasn't exactly done with Tina just yet. Knowing she still had Tina in a gutwrench position, Reiko had decided to lift her up once more but this time, she managed to drop Tina to the mat with a big gutwrench powerbomb!

"Oh, look at that!" The King pointed out.

"Reiko is hereby cleaning house in this contest!" JR replied, "And Tina may as well be in trouble!"

With those two gutwrench-style moves she suffered at the hands of Reiko, Tina now found herself dazed and confused as she struggled to get to the ropes in order for her to stand up.

When she did stand up however, she looked to see Reiko rush right towards her, attempting to clothesline her over the top rope. But using her instant quick reflexes, Tina let down the ropes forcing Reiko to tumble over the ropes and onto the ropes, outsmarting the Zero-Two fighter for the elimination.

"Oh no!" Tazz yelped.

"Tina just outsmarted Reiko right there!" JR shouted in unison, "And that my friends, is an elimination!"

"That loss definitely won't feel good for Reiko!" Cole said as he shook his head.

69th Elimination: Reiko Hinomoto; Eliminated by: Tina Armstrong; Duration: 11:41

After Reiko slowly left ringside in defeat, Tina of course decided to rub it in the defeated wrestler's face by taunting her in the form of shaking her butt at Reiko.

It ended up to be a mistake however as Raven came out of nowhere and dropped his leg down on the back of her head with a Famouser!

"Oh, now THAT was a mistake!" JR pointed out.

"She should've never done that to Reiko right there," Tazz said, also pointing to the situation before replying, "Otherwise, someone's gonna leave you wide open for a Famouser!"

Meanwhile, as Tina was laid down on the mat looking very unconscious from that maneuver, the San Diego crowd all stood up to their feet and looked over to the stage, where the Rumble clock lit up the titantron for the next entrant to appear in the match.

"I can't believe we're finally up to #100!" The King said with excitement, "Who's it gonna be, guys?"

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Entrant #100: Mega Man

As the buzzer sounded off throughout Qualcomm Stadium, the entire Mega Man II Medley from the Super Smash Bros. series began to play fullblast as a kid with a big head and decked in blue machine-like armor began flying past the curtain thanks to a robotic dog he was riding in on, which of course happened to be decked in red machine-like armor too. The reception he got for his entrance was definitely big at best, even resulting in "Mega Man" chants all throughout this stadium.

"Check this out, Astro Boy ain't got nothing on this dude!" Tazz pointed out with a smirk.

"Blasting through at #100 is the self-proclaimed Blue Bomber himself, Mega Man!" JR stated first-hand.

"And it looks like he's got himself a ride too," The King smirked, referring to Mega Man's canine companion, Rush.

Cole then nodded out as he said, "Of course, wherever Mega Man goes, Rush is definitely sure to follow!"

Mega Man soon got off of his dog Rush, who parked at ringside just to see his master and fellow friend get inside the ring. And Mega Man started to tear up the competition right away, feeding off both Simon Belmont and Siegfried with twin dropkicks before whipping Siegfried right to the ropes.

But the great blonde-haired swordsman himself counterwhipped instead, therefore forcing Mega Man to run for the ropes instead. Siegfried then attempted to pull off a back body drop, only for Mega Man to front flip over him Ricochet-style and turn the knight right around, catching Siegfried by surprise with a codebreaker!

"Amazing sequence by the Blue Bomber!" JR exclaimed.

"This kid's definitely got some skills in his arsenal!" Tazz nodded while smirking, "I wonder what kind of robot Mega Man beat to earn that power?"

"Not that I know of, Tazz!" Cole shrugged in response.

Mega Man was far from over though as he then noticed a soccer ball popping out of the weapon-filled trash bin itself.

With a smirk across his lips, Mega Man pulled out that exact soccer ball and instantly kicked it, knocking out a big row of contestants such as Helena, Squall, Candy Cane and Cage in one sitting!

"Ouch, that's gonna deserve a red card!" The King cringed a little bit.

"But it's all legal here in the Rumble, King!" JR said, reminding the King. "And Mega Man is using his soccer skills to take care of the competition."

Tazz then shook his head before saying to JR, "Yeah, don't remind me, that Mega Man Soccer game sucked ass."

Still feeling pumped as ever, Mega Man then noticed Candy Cane getting down on all fours while a dazed Squall Leonhart was standing right next to her. This proved to be the perfect position for Mega Man to rush right over to the rebellious schoolgirl and hop on her spine, forcing him to launch towards Squall and hit the gunblader with an impressive jumping tornado DDT!

"Oh, no way!" The King chuckled out of amazement.

"Mega Man just used Candy Cane as a mini-trampoline to hit that leaping DDT on Squall!" Cole pointed out.

"I think Squall's in for some major painkillers here after the Rumble!" Tazz chuckled.

Meanwhile, as Mega Man continued to build up momentum like any other contestant would do, the camera scrolled over to the right side of the ring where Shantae was busy trying to knock Blaze Fielding off the apron with repeatable shoulder blocks to the ribs in attempt to get her eliminated.

"Look at that, Blaze is in major trouble!" JR replied.

"I'll say, Shantae's trying her best to get Blaze eliminated here in this match!" Cole nodded with the Oklahoman.

Shantae attempted another shoulder block only for Blaze to move out of the way and kick Shantae right in the side of the face. This blinded Shantae long enough for Blaze to re-enter the ring via Slingshot Canadian Destroyer on Shantae from the apron!

"Oh my god!" The King said with a yelp.

"Slingshot Canadian Destroyer from the apron!" Cole quickly pointed out.

That Slingshot Canadian Destroyer didn't knock out Shantae completely, but it left her stumbling back towards the ropes long enough for both Blaze and Axel to rush right toward her with a double dropkick, therefore sending Shantae over the top rope and onto the floor for a quick elimination (much to a mixed reaction from the San Diego crowd, of course)!

"And a Double Dropkick for the elimination!" JR shouted.

"No, anybody but Shantae!" The King said, groaning in defeat, "Dang it, she was a looker!"

"And she had them fine double whoppers too!" Tazz replied, referring to Shantae's 'hips'.

"Sorry, Tazz and King, it's just the way this Rumble has to be!" JR shrugged to both Tazz and King.

70th Elimination: Shantae; Eliminated by: Axel Stone and Blaze Fielding; Duration: 14:34

While Shantae left ringside much to the disappointment of her fans at ringside, Cloud Strife started to climb up at the lower left turnbuckle trying to attempt a high-risk superplex to Mai Shiranui, who was busy trying to grab onto the ropes as possible.

"Uh-oh, this is gonna be bad news for both Cloud and Mai here!" The King said, taking in a big nervous gulp.

JR then reminded King, "Even bigger for Cloud if someone attempts to push him off the middle rope and onto the floor just like that!"

However, before Cloud could even think of superplexing Mai right off the top rope though, Mai's hide was immediately saved once Kyo approached Cloud and caught him in an Electric Chair position, leaving the busty kunoichi in red to remain on top. It wouldn't be long though once Mai realized the position she was suddenly in seeing Cloud on top of Kyo's shoulders. She looked around and saw the fans chant "LOD" at both her and Kyo, knowing they wanted to see the double team that made the Road Warriors famous in their career.

"Whoa, we gonna see it?" Tazz said to Cole.

"Kyo's definitely got Rock set up on his shoulders, so we'll see what Mai can do here!" Cole shrugged to Tazz, "Is she thinking what I think she's thinking?"

Mai was about to give Cole's answer her own way as the ninja in red leapt off the top ropes and blasted Cloud with a huge flying clothesline, leaving the spiky-haired soldier to flip himself all the way down much to a huge pop from the audience.

"There it is, the move that made Hawk and Animal legends, the Doomsday Device!" The King shrieked in excitement.

"No doubt it's gonna be doomsday for Cloud if he keeps this kind of punishment like this!" Tazz nodded, "Heck, I'm amazed he's still in this matchup for so long!"

"It just goes to show you how resilient Cloud is at taking punishment like this, Tazz!" Cole said to the ECW great.

While Cloud tried his best to recover from that unexpected double team, the countdown clock appeared once more on the titantron as the people continued to take notice to the stage and see which entrant was gonna make his/her appearance next. And no doubt they were waiting once again with anticipation.

"We've finally passed 100 contestants, and now we've got 50 left to go!" Cole replied in energetic fashion, "Just who will the next 101st entrant be?"

To be continued...


Welp, that's another chapter done for today. I swear, the grind's so worth it. But enough about that. Let's check out the facts, shall we?

Number of competitors who have been eliminated: 70

Number of competitors still left in the ring: 30

Number of competitors still left: 50

Competitors that are eliminated: Dan Hibiki, Arthur, Roxas, Niko Bellic, Claire Redfield, Elena Fisher, Hurk Drubman, Commander Shepard, Sir Dan Fortesque, Gabriel Logan, Shana, Psymon Stark, Akira Yuki, Ken Masters, Guybrush Threepwood, Taki, Nina Williams, Ratchet, Jak, Pac-Man, Ryo Sakazaki, Hope Estheim, Strider Hiryu, Issac Clarke, Handsome Jack, Billy Lee, Chell, Luigi, Delsin Rowe, Tomba, Guile, Vault Dweller, Lone Wanderer, T.J. Combo, Joker, Zero, Link, Setsuka, Corvo Attano, Tails, Sonic The Hedgehog, Coco Bandicoot, Iori Yagami, Zangief, Christie Monteiro, Alyx Vance, Captain Falcon, Ryu Hayabusa, Samus Aran, Doomguy, Xion, Eric Sparrow, Phoenix Wright, Trish, Sonya Blade, Rouge The Bat, Soma Cruz, Ellie, Agent 47, Krystal, Fulgore, Hong YunSeong, Rock Howard, Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault, Marth, Jack Carver, Falco Lombardi, Reiko Hinomoto and Shantae

Competitors that are still in the ring: Cloud Strife, D-Va, Johnny Cage, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Sub-Zero, Candy Cane, Ezio Auditore, Duke Nukem, Kitana, Crash Bandicoot, Squall Leonhart, Sophitia Alexandra, Marshall Law, Blaze Fielding, Lightning, Mai Shiranui, Chris Redfield, Aisha, Kyo Kusanagi, Raven, Helena Douglas, Axel Stone, Dixie Clemets, Siegfried Schtauffen, Tina Armstrong, Lloyd, Simon Belmont, Pasadena O'Possum and Mega Man

Most Eliminations: Byleth Eisner (8 eliminations) (NEW!)

Longest-Lasting Competitor: Cloud Strife (100 minutes)

Now that the starts are over and done with, we now have these burning questions to answer:

Will Lloyd continue to piss the rest of the crowd off?

Will the Rumble ever survive without Shantae's "double whoppers"? (Yep, we're talking about DAT ASS!)

Does Aleister Black really deserve better in the WWE (I fully believe he does since that assbag Vince McMahon and that fat f**k Bruce Pritchard keep ruining him for not putting him on TV already)?

Those questions will be answered in the chapter everyone. So don't forget to read, review and leave a little feedback if you want to see more of the Rumble. Until next time, trend this: #AleisterBlackDeservesBetter