Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Mild Language and Violence
Summary: 150 competitors from your favorite video games compete in an all-out battle royal gauntlet to see which character can not only be considered the greatest of all time, but can be granted any wish he desires. Who will definitely be the last one standing?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with any video games or any of the characters from those video games. The various characters from every video game you see here are owned by Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Capcom, SNK, WB Games, Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Activision, Konami, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Atlus, Rare, Microsoft, Ubisoft, Koei Tecmo, etc. Anyway, to make sure I'm not doing this alone though since both The Amazing Ghost Musician and WOLFWATCHER12 will help me out with this story as well. So all thanks and the credit goes to him, everyone. Anyway, sit back with a nice six-pack full of Sprite with you, and enjoy this masterpiece we have created. Enjoy!
Chapter 15: Casino Royale
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Entrant #111: Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
Once the buzzer sounded off full-blast, the song "I'm The Man" by Anthrax began to play around the open-air stadium as a man with clean cut black hair, blue buttoned up shirt, tanned jeans and dark brown shoes came out with a good big pop from the San Diego faithful, who immediately chanted "Drake, Drake, Drake" over and over again just to give him the energy he needed to enter the match.
"I think this man's about to enter some uncharted waters here in this Rumble!" Tazz pointed out.
"Well, we've seen Elena Fisher not too long ago get her shot, and now, we're gonna see what her husband, Nathan Drake, can pull off here in the Rumble match!" JR also pointed out.
"Hopefully, he might fare better than her should Nathan Drake have his way!" The King shrugged.
As Nathan finally got inside the ring though, he immediately went to blows with the first target Nathan laid his eyes on: Axel Stone.
It didn't take too long for both the treasure hunter and street brawler to trade forearm shots with each other, which sent the fans crazy right on their feet for this unexpected encounter.
"Looks like Nathan's going straight to business all over Axel!" Cole exclaimed.
"I could definitely see a hard-hitting matchup between these two!" Tazz nodded in unison.
The two men kept trading forearm shots with each other until both men were pretty much starting to get beat and exhausted by those stamina-wearing forearms. Axel was beginning to look fresh as he hit a forearm blow to Drake's face so strong, it left Nathan feeling a little stumbly.
"Oh, that one got him good!" The King shouted out of his seat.
"No doubt that caught him off guard." Cole nodded.
Nathan quickly shook that forearm shot and gave him a big forearm shot of his very own to Axel, who ended up stumbling back to the ropes and bounced back to attempt a big clothesline. Nathan immediately saw it coming and ducked down, all before running towards the ropes and back again just to nail Axel with a big running shoulder tackle!
"Nice crosscheck by Nathan there!" JR exclaimed.
"It's just a part of those survival skills he's showing him!" The King clearly pointed out, "I mean, he's learned a lot from being in jungles, pyramids, all that kinds of dangerous stuff."
Feeling the urge to get a weapon out, Nathan Drake immediately got up and went right over to the weapon-filled trash can in order to find a weapon to use against the competitors. It wasn't long until Nathan pulled out what seemed to be a cattle prod from the trash bin.
"Wait a minute…" JR muttered out, "Is that…"
"That's a cattle prod, JR!" Tazz pointed out, "I think Drake's about to get his man!"
"Well, he definitely may not look like a mountie, but I think he's gonna feel like one tonight!" The King chuckled a little bit.
With the cattle prod in hand, Nathan reached up to Axel and shocked him right in the ribs, literally making his body jolt and spazz as a result, much to the shock of the commentators watching.
"Oh dear lord!" Cole shrieked.
"Right by the bah gawd ribs!" JR shrieked as well, "Someone get some barbecue sauce for him!"
"I'll say, I think those ribs look tendered enough to be slathered!" The King chuckled, making the usual rib joke.
"Man this talk about barbecue ribs is making me want some ribs from Chili's." Tazz said.
JR rolled his eyes before saying to Tazz, "Well, wait until the show's over then."
Meanwhile, as Nathan continued his little shock-o-rama in the Rumble, the camera scrolled right back to the audience where both Dart and Lloyd continued their little brawl against one another. Right now, Dart had the upper hand all over Lloyd, who was now getting dragged by his entire hair thanks to Dart himself. He then dragged Lloyd only to whip him right towards the wall, knocking him out once again.
"It now looks like the feud between Dart and Lloyd is starting to pick up!" Cole replied.
"They're gonna kill the hell out of each other by the time this Rumble's over and done with!" Tazz replied as well.
Lloyd attempted to get up the best he could, but only for Dart to hit a big boot right to his face in order to keep him down.
But that wasn't all that Dart did to Lloyd however. Dart managed to find a Coca-Cola bottle sitting on one of the tables and grabbed it, opening up the cap before spilling all of the contents all over Lloyd's face as an insult to injury!
"Oh, come on, that ain't right!" The King said, whining in Lloyd's defense.
"Sorry, but it's what Lloyd deserves, King!" JR groaned to the King, "And I'm not sorry for him to be honest!"
"I don't think anybody in this arena would be sorry for that jerk." Cole said, shaking his head.
Lloyd's body began to shiver from the amounts of coke that were being dropped out of his skin and the rest of his clothes, leaving him unable to walk from this kind of shock.
Dart didn't care about his problems one bit though as he managed to grab Lloyd right by the hair and whipped him all through the barricade, forcing Lloyd to go over the barricade and out to the ringside floor.
"What a hard whip to the barricade and to the floor!" JR exclaimed.
"Damn it, someone needs to help Lloyd right now!" The King said out of concern for Lloyd, "This is just cruel and unusual punishment."
"There's no way that's gonna happen, King!" Cole replied to the King, "As they say, there are no rules in the Rumble!"
"No kidding, who would wanna help out that prick after what he's done?" Tazz nodded.
Lloyd had no choice but to use the steel post in order to get himself back up, but when he finally did, he turned around to see Dart leap off on top of the barricade and blast him right upside the head with a Phenomenal Forearm!
"There it is, Phenomenal Forearm from the top of the barricade!" Cole shouted out.
The King felt his eyes roll in horror before pleading, "Please make him stop! I don't know how much more I can take seeing this!"
"Well, King, if you got a problem with what Dart's doing to Lloyd, you're more than welcome to leave." JR said to the King.
"No thanks, I'll try to stay." The King nodded very unsurely, "Although I'm not gonna feel any better at all!"
Meanwhile as Dart began to get Lloyd back inside the ring, the crowd once again stood right up to their feet and looked toward the stage to see the Rumble clock light up towards its next entrant entering the match momentarily.
"Anyway, while we rejoice Lloyd getting soaked in Coke, let's see who's drawn number 112!" JR exclaimed.
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Entrant #112: Heishiro Mitsurugi (Soul Calibur)
Once the buzzer sounded off without warning, the crowd all heard the sounds of "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors play out through the stadium as a muscular-built Japanese man with a bushy ponytail, five o'clock shadow and decked out in his SoulCalibur IV attire. The fans immediately went crazy nonstop as chants of "Mitsurugi" began to break out all around San Diego.
"Oh, we definitely got a good one coming down!" Tazz pointed out.
"And coming out of the SoulCalibur series at #112 is Heishiro Mitsurugi!" Cole exclaimed, "He's definitely gonna have a lot of grudges settled here in this Rumble match!"
"Knowing that we also have another samurai entering soon, who knows how the dream match between Mitsurugi and Haohmaru will play out?" JR shrugged.
Once he got inside the ring though, Simon Belmont attempted to strike Mitsurugi with a big haymaker, only for Mitsurugi to catch his fist right at the nick of time. He then wrenched his wrist and kicked him right to the gut, only to slam him up and down with a big Tiger Bomb!
"Nice counter from Mitsurugi!" The King replied.
"Mitsurugi definitely outsmarted him right there." JR nodded.
Jin Kazama tried his best to slow down Mitsurugi by trapping him with a half-nelson lock. But he didn't have it in for long though as Mitsurugi ended up flipping him over and surprised him with a big kneelift to the face.
"Mitsurugi on the attack once more!" JR exclaimed.
"Jin totally needs to get back in this," Tazz shook his head before saying, "Been quite unfortunate since his arrival."
Mitsurugi wouldn't be quite done with Jin though as he then got him back up to his feet, only for the samurai to whip Jin right to the lower right corner.
But he took his reflexes to the test and changed his mind, therefore slamming Jin down with a quick rebound neckbreaker!
"Down goes Jin again!" The King exclaimed.
"Mitsurugi's looking very strong here in the Rumble!" Cole replied, "And I'm certain the rest of the competitors all looked strong the first thing they come in!"
Meanwhile, as Jin was struggling to get back in this Rumble match, the camera quickly scrolled over to the lower left turnbuckle where Donkey Kong was cornering Lightning with just the palm of his hand. He managed to keep on holding her like that until DK gestured over to the cameraman to come over here.
"Huh, I wonder what Donkey Kong could want with one of our cameramen?" JR raised his eyebrow.
"Well, it's kind of odd for an ape like him to make some kind of request." The King shrugged, "What could it be?
"I don't know, but either way, I do not like the looks of this." Cole said.
It wouldn't be long before the cameraman placed a microphone straight to Lightning's entire chest, which was soon followed by DK's big large hand performing a loud open-wide chop on the chest itself, nearly rupturing everyone's ear drums in response!
"OH MY GAWD!" J.R. shrieked while cringing.
"What was that, JR?" Tazz said, lending his hand to his ear, "What did you say?"
"I don't know what on earth JR said," Cole shouted, "That was too loud!"
"What a chop to the chest from Donkey Kong!" The King explained.
The impact from that hard slap forced Lightning to clutch her chest in pain as if she had some sort of fever from hell or perhaps a heart attack. That wouldn't be enough for Donkey Kong though as she grabbed her from behind and deadlifted her up with a big Saito Suplex!
"Well, it looks like Lightning crashed!" The King chuckled a bit.
Cole then shook his head saying to the King, "Boring pun you made right there, King."
"Oh, like you haven't thought about a joke like that." The King said, still chuckling at Cole.
While Lightning struggled to recover from the wrath of DK, Johnny Cage was feeling unfortunate himself as the actor found himself being launched in the air by Kyo Kusanagi in the form of a back body drop.
But all that ended badly for Cage as he found himself crotched in the ropes right between his legs, forcing the rest of fans and The King to cringe in agony!
"OH NO!" The King whined.
"I think Cage might have injured his little kids in that landing!" Tazz said, laughing his ass off.
"You wouldn't find that funny if it was happening to you, Tazz!" JR pointed out.
"Yeah well, then again, I'm not Cage either." Tazz shrugged to the Oklahoman.
Johnny Cage found himself struggling to breathe on his own, mostly as a result from the landing his 'little Cage' felt on that ball-wrecking impact.
The punishment and humiliation wouldn't end there as Kyo used that rope to fling Cage up and down, resulting in the actor taking a painful horsey ride on the ropes around ten times.
The King found himself covering his eyes saying, "Okay, I'm not watching this!"
"I'm definitely enjoying this though," Tazz nodded to The King, "Nice to see he's doing his own stunts for a change!"
"Well, he's definitely not used to taking stunts like that!" Cole pointed out.
After taking that tenth painful ride, Johnny Cage was finally let go of the ropes, leaving him to wince in pain as a result. While that was going on however, the crowd once again got up off their seats and stared onto the stage just to see the Rumble clock light up yet again for the next entrant to enter the match.
"So while The King is busy whining his butt off, let us see who's got #113 in this Rumble match!" JR exclaimed as he looked towards the curtain.
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Entrant #113: Master Chief (Halo)
As the buzzer sounded off for the good 112th time tonight, the fans all popped bug once they heard the official Halo theme play out around the stadium, which was soon followed by the appearance of a man dressed in all green metal with a bright orange face visor to boot.
"I think we got ourself a master coming down our way, gents!" Tazz exclaimed.
"This is no ordinary master, Tazz," Cole said, shaking his head. "It's Master Chief from the best-selling Halo series coming in at #113!"
"He definitely looks very determined." The King nodded before chuckling, "Although I highly doubt if I can see through the helmet he's wearing right now!"
After he got right inside the ring, Master Chief wasted no time attempting to pick up momentum by catching Tina Armstrong off-guard with a three-hit haymaker, right before finishing his combo with a roaring forearm!
"Master Chief's starting out strong, guys!" Tazz pointed out.
"Yeah, and I just hate how he had to start off with Tina!" The King gulped, fearing for Tina's safety.
JR shook his head before saying to Tazz, "What can I say, Tazz? In a Rumble like this, it's every man, woman and creature all for themselves!"
D-Va tried her attempt to slow down Master Chief with a superkick, only for Master Chief to catch the foot in time, leaving D-Va hopping around on only one foot. He then swung her foot around leaving D-Va an opening to hit a Dragon Whip wheel kick.
But alas, Master Chief managed to see it coming and duck down, leaving D-Va to miss and land right on het back.
"Dragon Whip failed to connect right there." Cole pointed out.
Once D-Va immediately got up on her feet, Master Chief struck yet again and managed to get the colorful soldier in a Double Underhook lock, only to drop her face in the mat with a Pedigree!
"And Master Chief with a Pedigree on D-Va!" JR exclaimed.
"I got a good feeling he learned that from our COO himself!" The King nodded, referring to Triple H.
Meanwhile, as Master Chief continued his little hot streak, the rest of their crowd slowly got up to their feet and watched as they saw both Duke Nukem and Donkey Kong engage in a little face-off that sent the rest of the San Diego crowd into a frenzy. Duke Nukem immediately cracked his knuckles while at the same time Donkey Kong started beating his own puffy chest just to build up some energy from this little showdown.
"Take a look at this, guys!" The King exclaimed, pointing to the faceoff happening in the ring.
"We got a dream match going off the charts!" Tazz shouted, "My money's on the big monkey with a tie."
"That's Donkey Kong, Tazz." JR corrected him.
Tazz chuckled before saying to JR, "He sure as heck don't look like no donkey, I can tell you that!"
Knowing the two couldn't keep staring down at each other for so long, both Duke Nukem and Donkey Kong charged at each other, resulting in a bit of a pushing match between the two. The crowd went immediately crazy from this scene, not even knowing who to even cheer for this little tug-of-war.
"I'm loving this!" The King exclaimed, "It's like Bigfoot and Grave Digger facing off against one another!"
"Well, the big ape definitely would make a good Bigfoot right there." Tazz pointed out.
"Yeah, but if Donkey Kong ain't careful, Duke may be looking to dig DK's grave!" Cole exclaimed as well.
Duke Nukem was looking to do just that to DK.
The tug-of-war between the two big contestants lasted for a good 15 seconds until Duke used his super-human strength and willpower to push DK towards the ropes, hard enough for DK to get one of his feet off the mat. A good portion of the entrants of the ring all noticed what was going on and approached both men, only to help out Duke Nukem attempt to get Donkey Kong over the top rope, now making this a 30-to-1 elimination process.
"Uh-oh, DK's in major trouble right there!" Cole replied.
"Well, Donkey Kong is a major threat in this Rumble match!" JR pointed out.
The pushing only managed to last for another good several seconds before the entire row of 30 contestants all pushed Donkey Kong over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in the entire crowd to erupt in a big amount of cheers from the fans.
"I can't believe it," The King gulped in response, "They actually got him out!"
"And all it took was 30 people to do it too, King!" JR exclaimed to The King.
"Kind of a shame he was gone early, but for what it was, that dude cleaned house!" Tazz nodded, referring to Donkey Kong.
81st Elimination: Donkey Kong; Eliminated by: Duke Nukem, Cloud Strife, D-Va, Johnny Cage, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Kitana, Crash Bandicoot, Blaze Fielding, Lightning, Chris Redfield, Morrigan Aensland, Axel Stone, Kyo Kusanagi, Mai Shiranui, Terry Bogard, Aisha, Dixie Clemets, Tina Armstrong, Lloyd, Dart Feld, Cid Highwind, Miss Spencer, Simon Belmont, Pasadena O'Possum, Tawna Bandicoot, Sebastian, Siegfried Schtauffen, Barret Wallace and Nathan Drake; Duration: 3:34
Duke Nukem managed to look down to Donkey Kong, who immediately got up and looked at Duke with such shock and surprise that his face could ever contain.
But it ended up being a mistake for Duke though as the rest of the competitors who all helped the muscleman, all turned on him too as Duke felt Axel, Kyo, Terry and Sebastian's arms lift his feet right off the mat. Duke saw this coming and immediately managed to cling onto the ropes, hanging on for dear life as the 29 contestants that all helped him eliminate Donkey Kong, attempt to push him over the top rope.
"Uh-oh, I guess that celebration's gonna be short-lived!" The King pointed out.
"Shows what happens when there are no friends, just enemies!" JR exclaimed.
Still feeling a bit agitated of what happened, Donkey Kong used his hand to grab Duke Nukem right by his suspenders, which added leverage enough for the rest of the contestants to get Duke over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a big mixed reaction from the crowd (most of the cheers were coming from the Donley Kong fans of course).
"What the-?" Cole shrieked a little.
"Well, it looks like someone got a little salty!" Tazz chuckled.
"I can't believe what I saw!" JR shrieked as well, "Duke Nukem has been eliminated thanks to Donkey Kong!"
"Well, can you blame Donkey Kong for being carried away like this?" The King said to his broadcast partners.
82nd Elimination: Duke Nukem; Eliminated by: Cloud Strife, D-Va, Johnny Cage, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Kitana, Crash Bandicoot, Blaze Fielding, Lightning, Chris Redfield, Morrigan Aensland, Axel Stone, Kyo Kusanagi, Mai Shiranui, Terry Bogard, Aisha, Dixie Clemets, Tina Armstrong, Lloyd, Dart Feld, Cid Highwind, Miss Spencer, Simon Belmont, Pasadena O'Possum, Tawna Bandicoot, Sebastian, Siegfried Schtauffen, Barret Wallace, Nathan Drake (with help from Donkey Kong); Duration: 43:48
Once Duke Nukem immediately got up, he displayed a death stare coming around his face before engaging in Donkey Kong with a tense, pissed-off staredown. In fact, this staredown looked so dangerous that it caused the rest of the backstage officials and referees to attempt to break the two apart from engaging to blows.
"I think DK may have drawn the line across the sand here!" Tazz pointed out.
"More like he might have crossed the line, Tazz!" Cole replied to the ECW legend, "We might have to take cover."
"That'll have to wait, Cole." The King said as he stared up to the titantron, "I think we're gonna expect our next entrant anytime!"
As both Donkey Kong and Duke Nukem continued their faceoff outside the ring, the crowd all stood up and looked right over to the titantron, where the Rumble clock lit up once more to show its 114th entrant of the match.
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Entrant #114: Knuckles The Echidna (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Once the buzzer blared out loud and proud, the entire "Knuckles' Theme" from Sonic The Hedgehog 3 played out to a bunch of cheers as a red echidna with white gloves and red/green sneakers began bolting right through the curtain and headed down the aisle in full breakneck speed.
"Well, we've seen Sonic and Tails, and right now, we're seeing the toughest one of the trio come down!" The King exclaimed.
"Coming down at #114 is Knuckles from the Sonic The Hedgehog series!" Cole exclaimed as well, "And he's definitely came here for a fight."
"We'll see what he's got to bring!" Tazz nodded.
However, despite the fact that Knuckles had gotten inside the ring, the camera managed to remain on both Duke Nukem and Donkey Kong from outside the ring, who were now getting in each other's faces while threatening one another to make that first fist shot.
"This is starting to become very dangerous, folks!" JR warned everyone watching.
"I don't see this looking very good!" Tazz shook his head.
And it definitely wasn't gonna be very good.
Donkey Kong immediately put his hand right in Duke Nukem's face, shoving him away before Duke Nukem started tackling Donkey Kong right to the floor, pounding his face headfirst with repeatable haymakers.
"And it's on like Donkey Kong, everyone!" The King said with excitement.
"More like Duke Nukem's ON Donkey Kong!" Tazz chuckled, "And he's beatin' him down, Brooklyn style!"
"I knew this was gonna blow in one of them's face!" Cole nodded.
Duke started to punch down on DK for several seconds before the big ape managed to turn things around by giving Duke some punch shots of his own.
However, that didn't last long once they were being restrained by officials, who were still trying to keep them apart. That didn't last long though as both Duke Nukem and Donkey Kong split the pile, forcing the entire backstage crew and security team to be swung all over ringside, including some of the doctors that were being thrown over the Spanish announcer's table!
"Oh my gawd!" JR yelped in horror.
"That could've been us, JR!" The King said, covering himself in safety.
Tazz then nodded to the King saying, "Yeah, thank goodness we weren't."
Both Duke and DK continued their multiple fist barrage for another good 10 seconds before Donkey Kong managed to pick Duke right up and send him charging right at the upper left barricade, breaking it in pieces much to the delight of the screaming crowd!
"Right through the barricade!" Cole said, freaking out like crazy.
"These two are already tearing up what's half of ringside!" JR pointed out.
Tazz then shrugged as he said, "If they keep this up, I think they may destroy what's left of it, JR!"
That hit of course however didn't knock Duke completely out, which managed to make him recover completely and continue his ringside slugfest with Donkey Kong himself. While that was going on however, the camera shifted back over to the ring where Blaze Fielding was climbing right up to the top rope looking to pull off a top-rope move all over Miss Spencer. But before she could leap though, Mai Shiranui came out running and clipped Blaze right in the back of the head with a slingshot enzugiri, which forced Blaze to fall off the ropes and onto Donkey Kong, catching her completely for a near-save!
"Whoa, what a catch there!" The King said, sighing in relief.
"Donkey Kong may have saved Blaze Fielding from elimination!" JR exclaimed.
Realizing that the big ape with the red tie saved her, Blaze said to DK, "Hurry up, put me back in the ring!"
It wouldn't be long before Donkey Kong attempted to put Blaze back on the apron, only for the ape to let go of her accidentally, forcing Blaze to hit the floor much to the laughter of the entire San Diego crowd.
"DK, you idiot!" The King groaned in response.
"Well, that was an oopsie!" Tazz chuckled.
"A regrettable one too as Blaze is now out of this match entirely!" JR nodded,
83rd Elimination: Blaze Fielding; Eliminated by: Mai Shiranui; Duration: 34:41
Donkey Kong's little mistake didn't sit well with Duke Nukem at all as he immediately charged at the big ape some more, tackling him right to the floor one more time therefore leading more of the backstage personnel to come in and attempt to break things apart between the two.
"This is getting out of control in the Rumble!" Cole exclaimed.
"Where on earth is Stryker when you need him, guys?" Tazz said to his partners.
"I don't completely know, Tazz!" JR shrugged, "I'm not the one who's in charge of the Rumble here!"
Meanwhile as both Donkey Kong and Duke Nukem continued their little brawl close to the ramp, the rest of the crowd wasted no time looking toward the stage and stared down at the countdown clock, which was ticking down to the next entrant of the match.
"I only hope DK and Duke get out of the way, because I think we got another entrant coming." The King said as he pointed right to the stage.
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Entrant #115: Sly Cooper
As the buzzer began to rang out once again, the song "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy played out in fullblast as a big blue runaway van began to ride through the curtain, which managed to get the attention of both Duke Nukem and Donkey Kong long enough for the enemies to leap out of the way. With the van parked around ringside, the fans all cheered as an anthropomorphic raccoon with a blue beret, blue long sleeve shirt, yellow belt, yellow scarf and signature cane came out of the van with his friends Bentley and Murray driving the entire thing.
"My goodness, DK and Duke almost became roadkill!" JR shrieked a little.
"No doubt it was almost in the hands of our next entrant entering this Rumble match!" Cole nodded, "Here comes Sly Cooper coming in at #115!"
"Looks like he's not alone either!" Tazz said as he pointed to both Bentley and Murray, "I think he's got himself some backup too!"
"It's Sly's old partners-in-crime, Bentley and Murray!" The King said, feeling a little excited. "What are the odds they'll be having their friend's back?"
"I'd say pretty good, King!" JR nodded.
Once he polished off his cane, Sly Cooper immediately hit the ring and started going crazy swinging his cane at both Nathan Drake and Simon Belmont, who both felt the painful effect of that cane going through their ribs.
"Sly's putting that cane to good use!" Tazz pointed out.
"And no doubt Drake and Belmont felt that from a second away!" JR nodded.
Sebastian did his best to try to snatch Sly's cane away, but all it got was a kick right to the gut and a cane shot right through a good portion of his shoulders.
"Nice try, Sebastian. That's not gonna work!" The King shook his head.
"I'm guessing Sly doesn't like it when someone tries to touch his cane!" Cole shook his head as well.
Sly Cooper looked for someone else to fight only for Lloyd to cut right in and sneak attack the thief right in the back, therefore making the crowd boo in response to Lloyd ruining Sly's momentum early on.
"Oh, what a snake in the grass!" JR growled in anger.
"You definitely had to expect that coming from a buzzkill!" Cole nodded.
With Sly down on the mat, Lloyd proceeded to pick up Sly's family cane and attempted to beat him senseless with it.
But before he could get the chance to do so however, Sly's big hippo of a friend Murray managed to get on the apron and stare down at Lloyd, who was looking right back at Murray with a death glare on his face.
"Wait a minute, look at this!" Tazz quickly pointed out in a rush.
"Um, Lloyd, I'd think twice before using that cane on Sly!" The King said to Lloyd from far away, "Because I think you might regret it!"
"I got a good feeling Murray will make Lloyd regret it, indeed!" JR said to The King.
Despite trying to get into the ring and slug Lloyd right in the face, Murray decided to step down from the apron and mind his own business.
However, it all proved to be a distraction though as Sly quickly recovered and wrapped the cane Lloyd stole from him and connected with a big White Russian Leg Sweep!
"Well, night night, Lloyd!" Tazz smirked out.
"Sly with a big counter there!" JR exclaimed, "And Lloyd didn't see it coming!"
"Lloyd should've been smart to find that distraction out!" The King pointed out in unison.
Meanwhile, as Lloyd was still licking his wounds, Axel Stone was trying to get Terry Bogard over the top rope by trying to toss him out with a Death Valley Driver. Terry's instincts immediately kicked right in as the KOF fan favorite managed to cling onto the ropes as tightly as he could, leaving it very hard for Axel to throw him out right now.
"I think Axel may be looking to score an elimination." Tazz said.
"That might not be the case if Terry can still manage to hang on!" Cole replied, fearing the worst for Terry.
Axel attempted to get Terry up, only for Kyo to come to Terry's aid by using one of his flames to tickle Axel right in the groin, leaving the ex-cop to hesitate all around.
The two managed to use Axel's hesitation to their advantage as Kyo managed to lift Axel up in the air, leaving Terry to run and leap up in order to grab Axel right by the neck, slamming him down with a Dudley Death Drop!
"Oh, 3D!" JR shouted, "The Dudley Death Drop!"
"That definitely brings me memories, JR!" Tazz nodded out.
"Shades of the Dudley Boyz!" Cole replied.
"Axel's gonna be feeling that in the morning, Cole." The King stated.
It wouldn't be long though before Terry soon got back up to his feet and grabbed Axel right back up, forcing both he and Kyo to throw Axel right over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in yet another elimination for the duo.
"I'm afraid Axel's streets may no longer be raging anymore!" Tazz shook his head.
"Thanks to Terry and Kyo, they did just that!" JR nodded. "Consider that another elimination!"
84th Elimination: Axel Stone; Eliminated by: Kyo Kusanagi and Terry Bogard; Duration: 23:40
As Axel began to barely walk out of ringside, the camera scrolled around to see Knuckles backflipping over Dart Feld before kicking him right in the gut. And then, he proceeded to run to the ropes and back again, therefore nailing Dart with a big running Canadian Destroyer in response!
"Whoa, excellent Canadian Destroyer!" JR exclaimed.
"Ah, I kinda forgot Knuckles was even in there almost." Tazz pointed out.
While Dart began holding in his neck in excruciating pain, the crowd all looked to the stage once more and saw the Rumble clock light up yet again, revealing the next entrant that was about to enter momentarily.
"I think we're gonna be treated to the next entrant coming in now!" The King replied as he looked toward the curtain.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
And then, as the buzzer came to a blaring sound, the fans all were caught by surprise when Little V's "Battle Cry" started to play all around the soundspeakers. Heck, this also caught some of the commentators by surprise too, as they did not even know what to make of this.
"Wait a minute, this can't be!" Tazz said, looking a bit dumbfounded.
"Is Kenny Omega actually gonna be competing in this thing?" The King raised his eyebrow.
JR shrugged back before saying, "I have no clue at the slightest!"
Much to everyone's delight, the show's host Kenny Omega made his way through the curtain and stood on the stage with a microphone in hand.
"I knew this was gonna happen!" Tazz replied.
"I can't believe what we're seeing!" JR shook his head in surprise, "Kenny Omega is the next entrant here in this Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble!"
Or that's so what JR thought at least.
With the microphone in hand, Kenny Omega spoke to the crowd with a smile. "Hey, if you're thinking what you're thinking, I'm only the host and not an entrant unfortunately. Anyway, the reason why I'm out here to begin with it's because I wanted to see my fans on what a great time they're having here tonight."
The fans immediately cheered for Omega just as a result from that small speech. It all soon died down a bit before Kenny Omega cleared his throat and began to speak some more.
"But I see the fatigue's kinda settling in a bit and this Rumble's kinda going a bit slow," Kenny replied before saying with a smirk, "So I say let's go ahead and spice things up a bit, shall we? Because as of now on, and just to make things quicker, this Rumble will now be fought under one new rule..."
Kenny took in a bit of a pause and shouted out loud:
"THE CASINO BATTLE ROYALE RULE!"
"No way!" Cole shouted out of pure shock.
"Oh, yes way, Cole!" Tazz nodded, "He's going all elite on this one!"
"For those who don't know, that Casino Battle Royale rule in All Elite Wrestling is when an amount of five people all enter at once!" JR exclaimed, "And it looks like our host is gonna make this Rumble fast and furious!"
Realizing how much the entire San Diego crowd were going crazy thanks to this last minute rule change, Kenny smirked out before closing things out, "So, let's not waste any time out, let's bring out our next five entrants!"
Entrant #116: Snow Villiers (Final Fantasy XIII)
Suddenly, the song "Higher Ground" by Red Hot Chili Peppers began playing out non-stop as a blonde-haired man dressed in all black, with a black trenchcoat, black jeans and black boots came out through the curtain, much to the delight of the Final Fantasy fans sitting right at ringside.
"Hey, I didn't know Siegfried from SoulCalibur had a brother." Tazz pointed out.
"Um, Tazz, that's Snow Villiers from Final Fantasy XIII entering at #116." Cole corrected. (He's entering in his Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns attire.)
"Really?" Tazz raised his eyebrow, "You sure he's not Siegfried's brother or anything? Because they kinda look alike."
"You know what, Tazz? I'm not gonna even bother reminding you to begin with, because you won't learn anything if you do." JR said, shaking his head to Tazz.
Snow began making it halfway to the ramp before the next entrant started coming down here.
Entrant #117: Carl Johnson (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)
The fans immediately went wild as the song "California Love" by Tupac and Dr. Dre started blasting all across the stadium, followed by the appearance of a black man dressed in a white tanktop, blue jeans and black sneakers walking through the curtain. With the song he suddenly came out to, the San Diego crowd gave him a warm welcome to tonight's festivities.
"And the hits just keep on coming!" The King exclaimed.
"Coming out at #117 is considered to be another big favorite in this match, Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas!" JR pointed out.
"He may not catch the damn train, but he's gonna be damn sure to catch that grand prize here tonight, JR!" Tazz pointed out as well.
While CJ continued to walk down ringside, the camera scrolled back up the stage to check out the next entrant.
Entrant #118: Jimmy Hopkins (Bully)
"Beat On The Brat" by The Ramones soon began to play on the soundsystem next as a bald-headed 15-year old kid dressed in a blue polo vest, tanned jeans and white sneakers came through the curtain and was greeted by a somewhat mixed reaction from the crowd, which wasn't too bad for someone that's been labeled a "bully".
"Uh-oh, here comes trouble coming!" The King yelped in fear.
"And he's 15 years old full of trouble too, King!" JR exclaimed, "In comes Jimmy Hopkins from Bully at #118!"
"I hear that this kid's got a bad reputation for being one of the most baddest students in the academy he enrolls." Cole said, referring to Bullworth Academy, "So no doubt he'll put his bullying skills right to the test!"
Jimmy too also made it down the ramp before another entrant came in next.
Entrant #119: Felicia (Darkstalkers)
The song "All We Are" by Warlock started to play fullblast next as a beautiful blue-haired woman with long hair, furry white arms and legs, white tail, and white straps around her chest and groin area began making her appearance through the curtain and was instantly greeted by her adoring fans, who were busy chanting "Felicia" over and over again much to the catgirl's delight. She instantly blew a kiss right to her male fans, who all fainted as a result of her cat-like charm.
"All right, never thought we'd finally get a catgirl in this match!" The King said, squealing happily.
"By days she's a sister in an orphanage, but by night she's a pop-singing catgirl!" Cole replied, "Coming in at #119 is Felicia from Darkstalkers!"
Tazz then shrugged as he said, "Does she have a last name or something?"
"Uh, I don't really recall if she did…" JR shrugged back.
Felicia made it around an inch closer to the ring before the crowd looked over to the #120 entrant coming in.
Entrant #120: Crunch Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
Right as Felicia made it ringside, the song "What Up What's Happening" by T.I. began to play next as a muscle-built bandicoot dressed up in camo pants, combat boots, and a metal hand on his left arm came out to another big round of cheers. He wasn't alone though as he found himself rolling what seemed to be a big ball of chalk that he dusted his hands on, Big E style.
"I think it's about to be Crunch Time, ladies and gentleman!" Cole pointed out.
"And no doubt this next entrant is about to inflict some in the Rumble!" JR nodded to Cole, "Rounding out the group of contestants is Crunch Bandicoot from the Crash Bandicoot series at #120!"
"If I were them, I'd watch out for this dude!" Tazz replied, "Knowing a powerhouse like Crunch Bandicoot, he's totally a favorite to win."
Meanwhile, as Crunch Bandicoot was walking down the aisle though, the camera quickly scrolled to ringside where Carl was attempting to get in the ring only to be stopped by Jimmy, who pulled his pants down in order to get him down. This immediately resulted in a tense confrontation between both Jimmy and Carl instantly.
"What the f***?" Tazz shouted.
"Looks like both Jimmy and CJ aren't waiting to get in the ring, it seems!" JR nodded.
"What in the hell is Jimmy Hopkins thinking?" The King yelled, "Is he asking to die in the hands of that gangster, Cole?"
"If that's what he's asking for, then, leave me out of it!" Cole said in defense.
Not liking what Jimmy did, Carl spat out to the youngster, "Man, what the f*** you think you doin'?"
"I'm the one getting in there. Who else?!" Jimmy said, shouting to the thug.
"The hell you are, ya little bitch!" Carl replied, literally getting into Jimmy's face.
But at the same time that argument was happening, Felicia was looking over to the two loudmouths from the apron, which gave her a good idea.
The white-furred catwoman immediately ran toward one of the turnpost and leaped to the middle rope, crashing down on Jimmy Hopkins with a big moonsault out of nowhere. Thankfully for CJ though, he managed to see what was going on and moved right out of the way just by a hair.
"Whoa, Felicia went flying!" Tazz said, nearly falling out of his seat.
"What a moonsault off the apron there by Felicia!" JR pointed out.
"I'll say!" The King chuckled a bit, "I think Jimmy got the worst of that one!"
As Jimmy found himself a little dazed from that moonsault, the camera scrolled back up to the ring where Lloyd was busy sitting on Kitana's entire back, strangling her with a string while locking in a Camel Clutch therefore making the pain every excruciating for the Princess of Edenia to take non-stop.
"Oh my gawd, he's strangling her to death!" JR growled with anger.
"Oh no, Lloyd's looking to actually kill her out of this Rumble!" Cole replied nervously.
"Come on Lloyd, don't even think about it!" Tazz cried out angrily.
"Somebody stop this maniac!" The King shouted in horror, "Get security out here and taser him!
Fortunately for the commentators though, Snow Villiers immediately saw what was happening to Kitana long enough for him to grab a sledgehammer out of the trash can and swung it hard, blasting Lloyd hard in the back much to the delight of the San Diego crowd!
"Sledgehammer right to the back!" Cole shouted in relief.
"Thank goodness that's over!" Tazz said, sighing in relief too.
"Although I'm not gonna say the same for Lloyd!" The King shook his head, "I think he may have a huge welt on his back!"
And it did. Snow had hit him with the sledgehammer so hard that it created a big-ass bruise around the lower back of Lloyd. Heck, the impact was so hard that it literally sent Lloyd spazzing out of control due to the shot.
He found himself getting back up only for Snow to send that sledgehammer straight into Lloyd's gut knocking him down!
"Snow strikes again!" JR exclaimed.
"Remember the meaning 'winter is coming'?" Tazz said to JR before chuckling out, "I think it fell pretty hard on Lloyd now!"
"Yeah I think we already know what you meant by that, Tazz." Cole replied, rolling his eyes.
As Lloyd began to clinch onto his ribs as tightly as he could, both Snow and Lightning suddenly ran into each other before the two stared down at a fallen injury-prone Lloyd.
The two immediately nodded to each other before both Snow and Lightning picked Lloyd right up off his feet and sent him over the top rope and onto the floor, completing a big elimination that sent the crowd in an entire frenzy!
"And Lloyd is going, going gone!" JR shouted.
"Yeah, and it's about time too!" Tazz nodded with JR, "Good frickin' riddance!"
"I can safely say that everybody is in relief now that Lloyd's finally been gone out of this match!" Cole nodded as well.
85th Elimination: Lloyd; Eliminated by: Snow Villiers and Lightning; Duration: 19:59
Meanwhile, as Lloyd began rolling in pain out at ringside, the camera scrolled back to get a good look at Carl Johnson, who was busy bringing out spray paint cans from underneath the apron.
"Whoa, I think he's about to do some tagging it seems!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Talk about adding salt to wounds!" The King replied.
Before CJ could get in the ring though, he somehow noticed Lloyd crawling on his stomach, trying so desperately hard to get up from that painful elimination.
A dirty little smirk upon CJ's face forced the thug to grab one of the paint cans he brought to the ring and started spraying green paint all across Lloyd's back as a way to add insult to injury. The camera quickly scrolled up to see the words "Grove Street 4 Life" painted on Lloyd's back in honor of his family's street gang back at San Andreas.
"Oh my goodness!" The King yelped in fear.
"I think CJ's marking down his territory all over Lloyd!" JR pointed out.
Tazz laughed in delight, "That paint should be enough to cover that yellow streak on his back!"
"Lloyd better hope he has something to wash that graffiti off his clothes," Cole nodded, "Otherwise he'll be getting a huge bill from his dry cleaner."
Meanwhile, as Lloyd was leaving ringside a bit weaker than ever, the camera quickly scrolled back up at ringside to see Dart Feld whip Cloud Strife right to the lower left turnbuckle. Dart tried to charge right at him, only for Cloud to counter attack with a standing big boot right to the face.
"Oh, that boot caught him off-guard!" Cole quickly pointed out.
That boot blinded Dart pretty good, leaving Cloud enough time to go to the middle rope.
He then adjusted his glove before leaping off the middle rope, blasting Dart right above the back of his head with a middle rope forearm!
"Oh, what a shot from Cloud!" Tazz replied.
"I think that knocked some of Dart's brain cells for the moment, Tazz!" JR exclaimed.
As Dart remained flat across the mat, Master Chief managed to get D-Va over the top rope with a samoan drop, only for the colorful brunette to hang onto the ropes very tightly at the nick of time.
"I think D-Va's… nope, she's still in!" Cole said, correcting himself quickly.
"That definitely got her safe for now." Tazz nodded.
However, it didn't take too long for Master Chief to notice right away, forcing the green metal-plated soldier to try to push D-Va off the ropes. D-Va wouldn't take no for an answer though as she used her impressive grip to hang onto the ropes tightly as she could. The rest of the fans were starting to side with D-Va, telling her to hang on and get back into the match.
They ended up fearing for the worst when D-Va accidentally let go of the ropes, yet sighed in relief when they saw D-Va clutching her legs on the lower ropes, still keeping her alive in the match.
"Whoa, look at that!" The King shrieked a little.
"D-Va's still hanging on to dear life!" JR exclaimed, "This woman will clearly not die!"
"Hopefully, her chances at the Rumble won't die either!" Tazz shook his head.
Despite struggling for dear life though, there proved to be a light at the end of the tunnel for D-Va as she managed to find a bedpan lying on the ringside floor.
With her leg grip strong as ever on the lower ropes, D-Va managed to reach over to the bedpan and grabbed it right away, all before whacking Master Chief right upside the head!
"Bedpan right to the head!" Cole exclaimed.
"At least that'll finally give D-Va a break for once!" Tazz said in relief.
That shot was more than enough to knock the wind out of Master Chief for the time being, leaving D-Va enough time to bend her body back up and grab onto the ropes.
But unfortunately, as she was leaning back up, both Aisha and Dixie Clemets came running towards D-Va and knocking her out with a running double dropkick, which forced D-Va to let go of the ropes and knock herself down on the floor, eliminating her from the match to a chorus of boos.
"Oh, come on!" The King whined in defeat.
"I'm afraid D-Va didn't get lucky that time!" JR shook his head, "She's out of this match!"
"This sucks so bad!" Tazz groaned, "And after she came a long way too!"
"Sorry Tazz, you can't always get what you want!" Cole shrugged to Tazz, shaking his head in the process.
86th Elimination: D-Va; Eliminated by: Aisha and Dixie Clemets; Duration: 1:52:28
D-Va found herself standing right back up, looking very defeated on the fact that she was eliminated in that fashion by two deserving women wrestlers.
Despite her defeat, she managed to get quite the standing ovation in this Rumble match, mostly for how long she actually managed to stay for a full hour or so.
"You talk about resiliency here in the Rumble, give credit for D-Va for managing to stay alive for so long!" JR exclaimed with a grin on his face.
"I kinda forgot how long we were in this Rumble match, but it didn't matter with an impressive performance like this!" The King pointed out, giving D-Va his props.
"It's a shame she's gone anyways," Tazz shrugged out, "I would have loved it if she went all the way with all her near-saves and whatnot."
Meanwhile, as D-Va finally took her leave from ringside, the camera scrolled back to the ring one more time to see both Cid Highwind and Chris Redfield engage in yet another tug-of-war.
This time, the two men were fighting on who was gonna get Cid's entire spear itself. Chris managed to get a tighter grip on the weapon while Cid managed to get a stronger pull on the spear, making sure Chris didn't latch the spear off of Cid's hands.
"Uggggh, what is it with everyone tryin' to get their hands on my f***in' spear?!" Cid growled to himself.
Chris, who was still struggling to get a grip on the spear, growled to Cid, "Hey, it's only business in this match. Nothing personal."
"Wow, everyone must really want that spear, huh?" Tazz chuckled a bit.
"I can see why they want it," JR nodded out, "That's pretty much the only weapon that's got a long range!"
Cid and Chris were tugging at the spear for another few seconds before Morrigan suddenly strutted up to Cid with a grin on her face.
It didn't take too long for Cid to look at Morrigan, who surprised him with a kiss right between his lips! The kiss caught him by surprise so much that it was enough for Cid to drop the spear in the process, leaving Chris to clock Cid right in the face with a big Yakuza kick!
"Well, that definitely broke the mood!" The King chuckled out of surprise.
"I think Cid got struck up on that kiss it seems!" JR exclaimed.
"And that gave Chris enough time to capitalize!" Cole nodded.
Tazz then somehow groaned as he said, "It's not fair, why doesn't a sweet honey like her kiss me like that, huh?"
"No offense, but who else would wanna kiss you?" The King said, raising his eyebrow to Tazz.
"Nobody for that matter!" JR replied.
Cid managed to get himself up on his feet, albeit now looking very dazed, confused and jumbled at what was going on.
He found himself turning his back on both Chris and Morrigan, which proved to be a mistake as the S.T.A.R.S. officer and succubus ran up to Cid and blasted him with a double clothesline from behind, which sent him over the top rope and down to the outside floor, eliminating him from the Rumble match entirely.
"And Cid gets smoked out of the match!" Cole shouted.
"Well, at least he can go back to his locker room where he can sit down and drink his goddamn tea all he wants." Tazz nodded out.
JR nodded as he said, "Well, he's most used to that, Tazz!"
87th Elimination: Cid Highwind; Eliminated by: Chris Redfield and Morrigan Aensland; Duration: 16:13
As Cid got back to his feet however, the crowd all managed to stand up once again only to see another tense staredown happening inside the ring.
This time, the staredown that was occurring was between Barret Wallace and Crunch Bandicoot, who gave the gunman quite a death stare that only Crunch can pull off.
"I think we got another hoss fight coming on!" JR pointed out.
"Definitely seems like that!" Tazz nodded yet again, "Talk about machine vs. machine!"
"Ya ain't worth shit, rodent!" Barret scowled to Crunch.
"Too bad I'm gonna turn you into one, fool!" Crunch scowled back to the gunman.
It wouldn't be long though before Barret and Crunch ran right into each other and started hitting away non-stop, sending the crowd right into another frenzy to the point where it was quite hard on who to cheer for.
"This is what we've definitely been waiting for and all!" Cole replied in anticipation.
"No doubt, there's about to be a lot of bad blood waiting to be spilled by these two!" Tazz nodded.
The flurries of blows between these two characters lasted for a good several seconds before Barret decided to foolishly push Crunch away from him.
It only led Crunch to rush right after the gunman and hit Barret with a huge spear that immediately brought the fans right on their feet!
"Spear! Crunch with the Spear!" JR shouted out.
"That might have took Barret down a notch!" The King replied.
Tazz chuckled before saying, "Heck, maybe down a peg at least!"
Meanwhile, as the showdown between Barret and Crunch continued from here, the camera scrolled to the left to see Siegfried attempt to lift up Cammy White right up her feet.
But while that was happening though, Felicia snuck up right from behind and hopped up all over Siegfried's back, clawing and scratching his entire face leaving him blind and sore!
"Oh, Felicia from behind!" Cole said, reacting out of surprise.
"I think she's giving Siegfried a bad case of cat scratch fever!" The King chuckled out.
"That's gonna make his face very sensitive to scratches now!" JR exclaimed, "I can't imagine what Siegfried feels at this point!"
Felicia finally managed to get off of him, leaving Siegfried blinded as ever.
He attempted to restore his vision as quick as he could, only for Felicia to sneak right behind him with a running clothesline! The impact of that clothesline was so strong that it literally sent the blonde-haired white knight over the top rope and onto the floor, nailing Felicia her first elimination of the night!
"Well, his soul couldn't help him out here!" Tazz shook his head.
"Nope, it couldn't." JR shook his head as well, "And it definitely got him eliminated from this Rumble match!"
88th Elimination: Siegfried Schtauffen; Eliminated by: Felicia; Duration: 24:07
After the rest of the EMT's at ringside had to tend to Siegfried's scratches, the camera immediately scrolled up to see Carl Johnson at the upper right turnbuckle rough up Sebastian with kicks right to the gut. Each one more painful than the last, and each one more cringing for Abigail to watch at ringside.
"Sebastian's learning a lot of the street life the hard way!" Tazz pointed out.
"This is definitely turning out to be farm life vs. city life!" The King exclaimed, "And so far, the city's winning!"
Noticing the scowl Abigail was showing to CJ from ringside, Carl looked down to Abigail with a smirk, "Hey girl, after I'm done with the living emo dead here, you want me to show you what a real man is like close-up?"
Abigail was about to answer that question herself when all of a sudden, Sebastian grabbed Carl right by the tanktop and turned him around, now forcing CJ right into the corner. Sebastian then used his anger out on CJ, knocking him with furious haymakers that immediately made CJ loopy as hell.
"Oh, that didn't sit well with Sebastian!" Cole replied, shaking his head.
"I think CJ trying to hit on Abigail might have set Sebastian off it seems!" JR guessed.
Sebastian continued to hit at him right away until Carl was now groggy and dazed from those haymakers.
The cigarette-smoking emo wouldn't be quite done with CJ though as he then placed both of CJ's legs on separate ropes, which actually seemed to the position that was soon set up for Shattered Dreams, Goldust's signature move.
"Uh-oh, I think I know this, JR!" The King said, gulping out of fear.
"I think Sebastian is about to shatter CJ's dreams right now!" JR nodded to the King.
Tazz then let out a gulp before saying, "If so, let's hope CJ's wearing a support cup!"
Sebastian found himself taking a few steps back before turning around to rush right after CJ.
But before he could kick him right by the johnson though, CJ managed to pull out his best can of spray paint and blasted the emo right by the face, blinding him entirely!
"CJ with the spray paint!" JR exclaimed, "Sebastian didn't see it coming!"
"Looks like CJ had an ace up his sleeve all this time!" Cole exclaimed as well.
Blinding Sebastian with green spray paint seemed to be the move that CJ needed in order to capitalize what would come next.
The emo attempted to wipe the green paint across his eyes when CJ snuck him from behind and grabbed his hoodie, forcing Sebastian to fly over the ropes and onto the floor, nailing his first Rumble elimination of the night!
"And CJ picks up his first elimination!" JR shouted loudly.
"It's back to the farm for him!" Tazz nodded, "Heck, have Sam and Abigail come with him too!"
"He's probably gonna have no choice but to, Tazz!" Cole said, nodding over to Tazz.
89th Elimination: Sebastian; Eliminated by: Carl Johnson; Duration: 14:37
Sebastian still found himself on the floor with green paint, leaving CJ to come right over and taunt him in the comfort of his own ring.
"You see what happens when you mess with Grove Street?!" CJ shouted to the defeated emo before continuing, "Do yourself a favor and stay out of my Rumble, alright? And don't forget to take that Super Saiyan and Spectra Vondergeist-looking motherf**ker with you too!"
After CJ was done finishing taunting Sebastian, he turned right around only for Jimmy Hopkins to kick CJ right in the gut and get him with a vicious Stone Cold Stunner!
"Stone Cold Stunner!" JR shouted once more, "Bah gawd, Jimmy with the stunner!"
"Guess that's what he gets for running his mouth!" The King smirked.
With Carl laid out unconscious from that stunner, the rest of the entire crowd all stood up out of their seats and looked toward the Rumble stage to see the countdown clock light up, patiently awaiting the next five entrants ready to enter the matchup now.
"This is definitely gonna be fast and furious, JR!" Tazz smirked out in return, "I can't wait to see the next set coming right up!"
To be continued...
Thank goodness we finally managed to get this done just in time for Christmas! Anyway, time for some stats!
Number of competitors who have been eliminated: 89
Number of competitors still left in the ring: 31
Number of competitors still left: 30
Competitors that are eliminated: Dan Hibiki, Arthur, Roxas, Niko Bellic, Claire Redfield, Elena Fisher, Hurk Drubman, Commander Shepard, Sir Dan Fortesque, Gabriel Logan, Shana, Psymon Stark, Akira Yuki, Ken Masters, Guybrush Threepwood, Taki, Nina Williams, Ratchet, Jak, Pac-Man, Ryo Sakazaki, Hope Estheim, Strider Hiryu, Issac Clarke, Handsome Jack, Billy Lee, Chell, Luigi, Delsin Rowe, Tomba, Guile, Vault Dweller, Lone Wanderer, T.J. Combo, Joker, Zero, Link, Setsuka, Corvo Attano, Tails, Sonic The Hedgehog, Coco Bandicoot, Iori Yagami, Zangief, Christie Monteiro, Alyx Vance, Captain Falcon, Ryu Hayabusa, Samus Aran, Doomguy, Xion, Eric Sparrow, Phoenix Wright, Trish, Sonya Blade, Rouge The Bat, Soma Cruz, Ellie, Agent 47, Krystal, Fulgore, Hong YunSeong, Rock Howard, Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault, Marth, Jack Carver, Falco Lombardi, Reiko Hinomoto, Shantae, Sophitia Alexandra, Marshall Law, Travis Touchdown, Candy Cane, Raven, Helena Douglas, Sub-Zero, Ezio Auditore, Squall Leonhart, Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Duke Nukem, Blaze Fielding, Axel Stone, Lloyd, D-Va, Cid Highwind, Siegfried Sctauffen and Sebastian
Competitors that are still in the ring: Cloud Strife, Johnny Cage, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Kitana, Crash Bandicoot, Lightning, Mai Shiranui, Chris Redfield, Aisha, Kyo Kusanagi, Dixie Clemets, Tina Armstrong, Simon Belmont, Pasadena O'Possum, Morrigan Aensland, Miss Spencer, Terry Bogard, Tawna Bandicoot, Dart Feld, Barret Wallace, Nathan Drake, Heishiro Mitsurugi, Master Chief, Knuckles The Echidna, Sly Cooper, Snow Villiers, Carl Johnson, Jimmy Hopkins, Felicia and Crunch Bandicoot
Most Eliminations: Byleth Eisner (8 eliminations) (NEW!)
Longest-Lasting Competitor: Cloud Strife (120 minutes)
Now that we're done with the stats, here are the questions we need to know about:
How well will the Casino Battle Royale rules fare out?
Will CJ spraypaint his way to a victory in the Rumble?
Does the Tiger Electronic Games suck really bad?
That last answer to that last question may be no surprise (and yes, it's really that bad), but the rest of the answers will all be asked come next chapter, ladies and gentleman. Don't forget to read, review and leave a little feedback if you really want to. Until next time, have yourself a Merry (safe) Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
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