Video Game All-Star Royal Rumble

Rated T for Mild Language and Violence

Summary: 150 competitors from your favorite video games compete in an all-out battle royal gauntlet to see which character can not only be considered the greatest of all time, but can be granted any wish he desires. Who will definitely be the last one standing?

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with any video games or any of the characters from those video games. The various characters from every video game you see here are owned by Nintendo, Sony, Sega, Capcom, SNK, WB Games, Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Activision, Konami, Blizzard, Rockstar Games, Atlus, Rare, Microsoft, Ubisoft, Koei Tecmo, etc. Anyway, to make sure I'm not doing this alone though since both The Amazing Ghost Musician and WOLFWATCHER12 will help me out with this story as well. So all thanks and the credit goes to him, everyone. Anyway, sit back with a nice six-pack full of Sprite with you, and enjoy this masterpiece we have created. Enjoy!


Chapter 17: Valentine's Day Massacre


10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #131: Dante (Devil May Cry)

Once that buzzer sounded off full-blast, the entire theme song to Devil May Cry 3 was playing through the soundsystem as a white-haired man with a red coat jacket, fingerless gloves, leather pants and leather boots came out through the curtain while riding down on his motorcycle. The pop he got was just like everyone else that had entered this match: Crazy, ecstatic and out of their minds. That was especially how much of his female audience sitting on the stands felt like the first time they saw this entrant.

"I think it's time to rock, baby!" Tazz exclaimed.

"And here to do just that is Dante from Devil May Cry at #131!" JR exclaimed as well.

"I'd definitely be aware of this individual here right now." Cole replied, "Because he's about to do his own brand of devil hunting here tonight!"

Dante ended up parking his motorcycle right by ringside, right at the same time that the next entrant was coming right out.

Entrant #132: Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII)

The song "Her Black Wings" by Danzig began to play next as a long-haired man with black hair and dressed up in nothing but a red headband, red facemask, a black bodysuit with gold gauntlets and gold boots made his way through the curtain and went down the aisle to a screaming ovation from his Final Fantasy VII fans at ringside.

"Well, looks like Dante ain't the only one looking good in red!" The King chuckled out.

"No doubt Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII would have to oblige, King!" JR stated very clearly, "He's drawn #132 in the Rumble!"

"Vincent may be silent at all times, but tonight, he's gonna prove to be anything but deadly!" Tazz smirked a little.

Cole suddenly shot a "What the f-k" expression to Tazz's entire face and said, "Please tell me you didn't just make a fart joke..."

"Hey, I had nothing, ok? Don't blame me!" Tazz said, backing away from Cole a bit.

Vincent continued to walk down that aisle until the crowd turned to the stage to see another opponent enter.

Entrant #133: Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur)

All of the fans got right up to their seat and heard the Powerman 5000's cover of Devo's "Whip It" play full-blast around the stadium, right at the same time a statuesque yet bodacious woman with a curvy figure, short attractive silver hair and decked out in a very revealing purple bikini top with golden gauntlets and boots came out running down the aisle at full-speed. She wasn't alone though as this entrant also brought her signature whip-sword just to keep in hand.

"Hey, talk about one Valentine to another, huh?" Tazz smirked once more.

"I agree, Tazz, and this is one Valentine you DON'T want to mess with!" JR nodded.

"Making her way down the aisle is Ivy Valentine from the famed SoulCalibur series!" Cole exclaimed.

Ivy practically made the way down to ringside, right as the camera scrolled back to the stage to see the next entrant appear next.

Entrant #134: Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)

The tune "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar began to play on the soundsystem next as a short-haired woman with brown hair, light blue haltertop, black miniskirt with a white sash belt and black high heeled boots came out running through the curtain and sprinted all the way down ringside, where the rest of the crowd all chanted "Jill! Jill! Jill!" as a way to pump her up prior to the match.

"I guess we oughta make that three Valentines so far in this match!" The King chuckled.

"And that 3rd Valentine is no doubt Jill Valentine from the Resident Evil franchise coming in at #134!" JR replied.

"With her credentials added to her resume, you can be sure she's gonna give everyone the ol' Jill Sandwich!" Tazz smirked out.

Jill managed to make it halfway down ringside right before another entrant came down next.

Entrant #135: Sam Fisher (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell)

The song "A View To A Kill" from Duran Duran was the next tune playing across the stadium as a man dressed in all black and decked out all around in thermal stealth goggles bolted right through the curtain and sped down the ramp as quick as he can, while at the same time trying to contain the big pop he had now gotten from this entire San Diego audience.

"I think we've got somebody ready to steal this Rumble, Cole!" The King pointed out.

"Sneaking onto the Rumble at #135 is Sam Fisher from Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell!" Cole stated out loudly.

"He's bound to use his stealth skills right to the test here tonight." JR replied, "Will that result in a big Rumble win?"

Right as Sam Fisher was still running down to ringside, the camera scrolled back up inside the ring to see both Dante and Cloud Strife flood each other's faces with repeatable punch shots, hoping that the multiple flurries each man was receiving would apparently slow them down.

"Check this out, this is turning out into a full-blown war!" Tazz pointed out as well.

"Two great swordsmen giving it all they got to each other here tonight!" JR exclaimed, "Dream matches like this are the reason why Royal Rumbles are the best there is."

"You've got that right, JR!" The King agreed, "It's why everybody looks forward to the Royal Rumble match every year, it's probably the best event in all of wrestling."

Dante and Cloud continued to fight it out for another good several seconds before the devil hunter immediately blasted Cloud right upside his forehead with an open forearm. That forearm shot was more than enough to make Cloud stumble backwards to the ropes, yet when Cloud bounced back, he attempted to flip Dante over with a big clothesline.

Somehow, Dante managed to see it coming and ducked down in time, lifting up Cloud right above his arms and slamming him down with a big Sky High!

"Oh, he went Sky High on that one!" JR exclaimed.

"That'll send his back flat like a tire!" Tazz exclaimed as well, "Or maybe like a drunk busty broad going flat on her back after too much partying."

"That's uh… a nice way to put it..." Cole said, feeling a little disturbed by what Tazz said.

Meanwhile, while Dante continued building up momentum on his side, the camera scrolled around to the right to see an attempted elimination taking place as of now.

Surprisingly, it was the sight of Cody Travers picking up Akuma right by his shoulders, trying his best to give him a Death Valley Driver over the ropes and onto the floor. Yet Akuma managed to hang onto the ropes as tightly as he possibly could, leaving him to struggle against Cody's entire grip.

"Whoa, hang up." The King pointed out, "Could we see an upset here?"

"I doubt that Cody's gonna eliminate someone so dangerous and dominating quite like Akuma!" Tazz chuckled with a little scoff around his lips.

Cole shrugged to Tazz before saying, "Well, never say never, Tazz!"

Cody attempted to lift Akuma over the ropes again before the sinister spiky redhead managed to reach down to Cody's face and rake him right between the eyes, blinding him instantly and making Akuma himself safe for the time being.

"Oh, right between the eyes!" JR cringed a little.

"What a dirty move from Akuma right there!" Cole exclaimed.

"Yet that's smart thinking by Akuma, he saved himself from elimination." The King replied.

Akuma then grabbed a blinded Cody Travers from behind with a release version of the Back Suplex, therefore flipping him right over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating Cody from the match much to a mixed reaction from the entire audience!

"And Akuma strikes again!" Tazz shouted.

"Consider another elimination for Ryu's arch-enemy!" JR replied as well.

The King smirked before saying, "I told you it was a smart move, JR!"

"Yeah right, like raking someone in the eyes was smart enough at all!" JR said, rolling his eyes.

98th Elimination: Cody Travers; Eliminated by: Akuma; Duration: 6:01

As Cody immediately left ringside feeling a little bit down and disappointed because of his early elimination, the camera scrolled thereby to the left to see an engaging catfight happening between two of the characters that had recently entered the ring.

The two women apparently happened to be both Jill Valentine and Ivy Valentine, who proceeded to tackle Jill all the way toward the lower right turnbuckle! From there, Ivy used her shoulder to blast Jill right by the ribs by one charging shoulder charge after another. Plus, what made it hurt extra for Jill was the fact that Ivy was wearing her usual metal-like shoulder gauntlets for extra damage!

"Ivy's definitely not giving Jill a breather at all!" Tazz said, shaking his head.

"Doesn't seem that way if Ivy has anything to say about it!" JR shook his head as well.

"I think I might have a new favorite to win the rumble, and her name is Ivy Valentine." The King said.

"How many times have you changed your pick tonight, King?" Cole replied, raising his eyebrow to The King.

The hall-of-famer then let out a shrug saying, "I don't even know, I kinda lost track."

"What a surprise!" JR said very tirelessly to both King and Tazz, "I wonder if you or Tazz were even paying attention at all."

"Yeaaaaaaaah, we don't really listen much." The King shrugged back to JR.

"No wonder JR and I always have to comment on you two kids." Cole replied to The King, obviously feeling a little impatient.

Back in the ring however, Chris Redfield and Morrigan Aensland were looking to do their best and get Master Chief over the top ropes for another elimination, but they were having a difficult time doing so considering the fact that just like Akuma, Master Chief was also hanging onto the ropes for dear life as usual.

"We're about to have another elimination coming down!" JR replied.

"Master Chief sure as hell ain't gonna last long here!" Tazz said, shaking his head.

The King then shook his head with relief, "If Chris and Morrigan definitely get their way, then he sure won't!"

Chris and Morrigan continued to push towards Master Chief for another few seconds before they were suddenly blasted away by a fire hose that was shooting out a big amount of ice cold water. Master Chief was too blasted with the cold water, but thanks to the armor that he was sporting, he was hardly effected at all as he managed to hang onto the ropes and get himself back into the ring.

The camera wasted no time scrolling over to the right to see Cammy White holding a fire hose in hand, which just happened to be attached to the weapon-filled trash can instead.

"Ah, where did she come from?!" The King shrieked a little.

"Cammy strikes big with a fire hose!" JR exclaimed.

"I don't know about you, but that must be some magic trash can those contestants are digging out!" Tazz smirked before asking his partners, "I wonder if a chainsaw is coming out next?"

Cole shivered a little bit thought before asking Tazz, "I highly doubt that'll happen, Tazz!"

Meanwhile, as both Chris and Morrigan were busy spitting out water from that impact, the camera scrolled all the way up to see Dart Feld climb up on the turnbuckle, looking to surprise and sneak up on Dante with a top rope attack from behind.

Dante immediately turned right around and saw Dart leap off the top rope, which looked like the perfect time for the devil hunter to catch Dart right by the neck and hit an RKO outta nowhere.

"Oh man!" Tazz shrieked loudly in shock.

"An RKO outta nowhere!" Cole shrieked as well, "By goodness, he nearly took his head off!"

"I'm not sure if he's ever gonna have one after that move!" The King chuckled out, referring to how Dart took that move.

The RKO Dart took left him very incapacitated, which was more than enough for Dante to pick him right up on his feet and toss him over the top rope and onto the floor, sending him out of the matchup entirely.

"Whoa, you've gotta be kidding me!" Tazz shouted.

"What? Dart's out just like that?!" The King shouted as well.

"I'm afraid so, King!" JR nodded, "Dante just slayed him out of the Rumble!"

"Tough luck for Dart!" Cole replied.

99th Elimination: Dart Feld; Eliminated by: Dante; Duration: 27:21

Right as Dart left ringside looking very defeated, the camera scrolled back to the ring once again (seriously the cameraman was suffering a migraine because of this) to see Pasadena O'Possum scoop Aisha up on the lower left turnbuckle, looking to pull off a high-risk frankensteiner on the top rope.

But not without trying to rough up the dancer first by nailing her right upside the head over and over again with forehead shots, doing a good job at making Aisha groggy as possible.

"I don't think it's looking good for Aisha here!" The King said, gulping nervously.

"Pasadena's definitely getting back in this!" Cole exclaimed, "We've definitely seen her pumped up like this.

Pasadena looked to hit that hurricanrana from the top rope, but as soon as her wrapped wrapped all over Aisha's neck though, Aisha managed to hold Pasadena upside down leaving her a bit disoriented long enough for Dixie to come in and superkick Pasadena right in the face while still being held upside down regardless!

"Oh my goodness!" JR yelped in surprise.

"Pasadena just got her lights kicked by Dixie!" Tazz shouted, "And I mean that literally!"

"That might've taken Pasadena out of the rumble!" Cole replied.

Well, not just yet though as the two women still were not done with Pasadena.

Dixie then took the possum off of Aisha's arms, placing Pasadena in a Tombstone Piledriver position. Aisha then took a deep breath and took off from the middle rope, hitting a brutal Meltzer Driver therefore driving Pasadena's head right down the mat hard!

"Oh, Meltzer Driver right on Pasadena!" The King winced.

"That might've put her lights out indefinitely!" JR exclaimed.

Tazz then looked to JR and said, "I think I already said that, JR!"

"Huh, guess I kinda forgot…" JR sheepishly said out of embarrassment.

With Pasadena feeling very out of commission, it didn't take very long for both Aisha and Dixie to pick her right up on her feet and send the southerner over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her out of this Rumble match!

"Well, I know who's not gonna be crossing the finishing line!" Cole shook his head.

"So much for Team Crash dominating!" Tazz chuckled a bit, "Pasadena's out of here!"

"Yeah I think Crash might have to go it alone, unless Tawna wants to help him out." JR said to Tazz.

100th Elimination: Pasadena O'Possum; Eliminated by: Aisha and Dixie Clemets; Duration: 38:35

As Pasadena was out laying on her stomach on the outside floor, the camera scrolled up to see both Aisha and Dixie exchange a high five with each other as they were busy celebrating their latest elimination, much to the delight of their fans at ringside.

"Aisha and Dixie looking very dominant here in the Rumble!" The King smirked out with delight, "I don't even know which girl I even wanna cheer now!"

"Be careful about that, King!" Cole replied, "One of them could end up turning on the other. Let's not forget that for a long time, Aisha and Dixie were bitter rivals since they were in high school."

"Oh, give me a break, Cole!" The King rolled his eyes. "What's the worst that could ever happen?!"

"Clearly you really haven't paid attention to the storylines or past history from the Rumble Roses games, have you King?" JR groaned.

"What's there to pay attention about, JR?" The King replied, "All we need to know about the Rumble Roses games is that we get to see the puppies non-stop."

JR rolled his eyes as he explained, "I swear to god, it feels like I'm babysitting a damn manchild!"

The two continued to celebrate their elimination before Aisha noticed her tag partner Dixie turning her back on her. It proved to be the right time for Aisha to grab Dixie from behind and send her flying over the top rope and onto the floor, leading the rest of the fans appalled and shocked as ever, including The King himself!

"WHAT?" The King shouted in shock,

"See, I told you King!" JR replied to The King, "Now do you believe me!?"

"You've gotta be kidding me!" Tazz yelled in despair.

"Aisha has just eliminated her own partner out of this match!" Cole pointed out, "And Dixie can't even believe it!"

"Noooooooo! Not Dixie!" The King whined, "Why did you have to do that, Aisha?"

101st Elimination: Dixie Clemets; Eliminated by: Aisha; Duration: 42:53

Dixie soon got back up to her feet and looked up to Aisha with a shocked expression right on her face, not even knowing if she felt a little hurt, betrayed or perhaps pissed off at what Aisha had suddenly done to her not too long ago.

"Aisha, what the hell?" Dixie shouted, "I thought we were on the same page!"

Aisha just smirked, "Sorry Girl, it's every man and woman for themselves!"

"I still can't believe Aisha did that to her own partner!" The King whined once more.

"Like Aisha said, King, it's everyone for themselves in this match!" JR said, groaning in response to King's incoherent whining.

"Damn!" Tazz moaned, "So much for Rodeo Drive working as a team."

"Well it looks like Dixie will be heading back to the ranch." Cole replied.

However, during the middle of this confrontation though, Aisha accidentally let her own guard down as Tawna Bandicoot came from behind and grabbed Aisha right by the head, slamming her nogging down with an epic Zig Zag neckbreaker!

"Well, that was a mistake!" JR pointed out.

The King smirked as he said, "Yeah, good. That's what the backstabber gets."

"Careful what you say, King!" Cole replied.

Before Tawna could get rid of Aisha herself, she turned around to see Felicia leap off the middle rope and hit her with a hurricanrana of her own!

"Felicia with a hurricanrana!" JR shouted.

"She's definitely leaping all around like an energetic little kitty, ain't she?" Tazz chuckled a bit.

"Felicia has been very impressive since she entered the match." Cole nodded, "And that's saying something, Tazz."

"But will she be impressive enough to last till the end?" The King stated.

While Tawna was still reeling from that hurricanrana, Vincent Valentine was busy doing some damage of his very own in the form of Simon Belmont, who tried to whip right at him using his chain. Vincent saw that chain coming and grabbed it instantly, pulling it just to drag Simon towards him. When Simon got close to him however, Vincent planted his foot and placed it on Simon's chest, slamming the vampire-slayer down to the mat!

"Whoa, smart move by Vincent there!" JR exclaimed.

"He made sure he wasn't gonna get chained there by Simon!" Tazz said, shaking his head.

Mario tried his best to surprise Vincent right from behind just by hopping up on Vincent's back and locking in that sleeperhold, but alas, that didn't effect the nocturnal gunman at all. He ended up flipping Mario over right on the mat, forcing him flat on his ass. Mario attempted to get back up only for Vincent to sneak up on him on plant Mario's head right on the mat with a Headlock Driver!

"Vincent surprising Mario from behind!" Cole pointed out.

"He's definitely marking his territory here in the Rumble!" The King replied.

Tazz let another smirk before saying, "You're telling me, he just marked Mario's face into the mat!"

With Mario's face lying facedown into the mat, the rest of the action happening in the ring was immediately starting to pick up.

It lasted for a good while until all the lights around the stadium and ringside went pitch black, surprising everyone from the fans to commentators and wrestlers alike!

"Hey, what on earth?" The King shrieked loudly.

"Everything's pitch black here, guys!" Tazz replied.

"Apparently, I think someone's short on paying the power bill, it seems!" JR groaned a little.

Cole then shook his head by saying, "That's gotta be unfortunate, I guess!"

However, the lights being out all across the stadium proved to be the perfect opportunity for Sam Fisher to use his night-vision goggles. With the goggles around his eyes, Sam easily grabbed the ladder and set it up, all before climbing all the way to the top. Despite this though, the rest of the commentators and fans were hardly ever seeing anything in this pitch black darkness. With the rest of the technicians working at breakneck speed to restore power and continue the Rumble, the commentators all took the time to conversate with one another.

"So, uh, how are you feeling, Cole?" Tazz smirked to Cole.

"Pretty good, Tazz." Cole said, nodding to Tazz.

The former ECW champion smirked yet again to Cole saying, "So, you've been getting any?"

"Tazz, you do realize I'm a married man, right?" Cole groaned back in response.

"What the hell is with you, Tazz?" JR raised his eyebrow to Tazz, "You trying to be a damn weirdo?"

"Hey, don't blame me for trying to strike up a conversation!" Tazz snapped back to JR.

JR groaned as he said to Tazz, "Ohh, go bite my ass, Tazz!"

"Well, trust me, nobody wants to go near your ass." Tazz rolled his eyes to the Oklahoman.

The King steps in, "Hey hey hey, we need to get along here!"

"How can I get along with him when we're in the middle of a damn blackout?!" Tazz groaned in annoyance, "Geez, now I know how it felt like when I was 10 and we had that blackout back in Brooklyn!"

"We're trying to do our jobs, Tazz!" Cole replied, "Now's not the time to act all weird around us!"

Tazz rolled his eyes again before saying to Cole, "Well, I don't get what's the big deal with me acting all-"

But suddenly, Tazz got cut off by the sight of lights finally flashing back around the stadium, which was followed by the sight of Sam Fisher standing on top of the ladder. With no hesitation, Sam leaped off the ladder and dove down on Johnny Cage, Nathan Drake, Snow Villiers, Lucina and Lightning with an epic high-risk moonsault off the ladder, leading the fans into a complete frenzy!

"What in the world was THAT?!" The King shrieked monstrously.

"Sam Fisher just dove off a ladder and onto a pile of contestants!" JR shouted to the King, "By gawd, what a maneuver!"

"He definitely saw that blackout to his advantage!" Cole pointed out.

"That's what silent agents like Sam Fisher and Solid Snake are the best at." Tazz mentioned.

With that pile of contestants looking very out and incapacitated for the time being, the crowd immediately stood up out of their seats and looked right over to the entrance stage, patiently waiting to see the next group of Rumble combatants enter the match momentarily.

"Look alive, everyone! We've got another set coming through our way!" The King said, pointing to the stage.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*

Entrant #136: Bayonetta

Once that buzzer sounded off full-blast yet again, the camera got a good look at a stripper pole popping up from the stage itself, followed by the tune of Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" playing on in the background. This was soon followed by the appearance of a beautiful long-haired woman with dark hair, eye glasses and a dark catsuit with some high-heeled boots. But it wasn't just any catsuit though as parts of this entrant's hair actually became part of the catsuit itself, which drove the horny male fans at ringside very wild and raucous as ever just seeing her in this match.

"Yes, more puppies!" The King squealed happily, "The girls just keep on coming!"

"Contain your excitement there, King, because Bayonetta is about to excite this crowd here tonight!" JR exclaimed.

"She's now the 136th entrant currently entering this match-up as we speak." Cole pointed out.

Before she could walk down that long aisle though, Bayonetta immediately decided herself to entertain the crowd once she saw that stripper pole right beside her. So she decided to spin all around the pole in perfect 1260 degrees before facing the crowd with a little kiss to blow in return. The fans once again went crazy, as did Jerry "The King" Lawler as well.

"Whoa, now that is hot!" The King pointed out. "Shame I don't have any $1 bills to tip her in return!"

"King, this is a Rumble, not a strip club!" Cole said with a little bit of a chuckle.

"Well, it should've been, Cole!" The King said to Cole, "Because otherwise, this would be the largest strip club I would be in!"

Bayonetta soon got off of the stripping pole and took off running, just in time to witness the next entrant that was now entering after her.

Entrant #137: Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)

The theme song to Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater started to play around the stadium next as a man dressed in a silver-like jumpsuit with a black vest, brown hair, five o-clock shadow, and a grayish blue headband came out through the curtain and started running down the aisle while being greeted by this entire San Diego crowd.

"Looks like we've got ourselves a snake in the Rumble!" Tazz pointed out.

"He's not just any snake, Tazz!" JR shook his head before saying, "He's Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series at #137!"

"I don't understand, how can they call him Solid Snake when he doesn't look even solid at all?" The King asked his partners out of curiosity.

"It's a code name, King." Cole said to the King, "He moves like a snake and in the Rumble, he may just strike like a snake without even anyone knowing!"

Solid Snake made it nearly halfway to ringside before the camera scrolled right up to the next entrant of the match.

Entrant #138: Kratos (God of War)

The song "War Ensemble" from Slayer began to blast away all around Qualcomm Stadium as a pale skinned man with red facepaint, black underwear, brown sashbelt, brown boots and brown chain-like wristpads came out through the curtain with a scary glare being plastered on his face. His appearance of course brought the fans to their feet, who immediately chanted "Kratos, Kratos, Kratos" over and over again.

"Oh man, I got a bad feeling there's about to be a war!" Tazz said, gulping out of fear.

"And Kratos from the God of War series is about to start one here tonight at the Rumble!" JR exclaimed.

"So far, he's the 138th entrant of the match to enter this match." Cole replied.

Kratos immediately took another slow walk down the aisle, which gave the camera plenty enough time to scroll back up the stage and check out the next entrant to enter the Rumble match.

Entrant #139: Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)

The crowd immediately went into a mixed reaction once they heard the song "Am I Demon" by Danzig play across the soundsystem. That would soon be followed by the appearance of a man who had black spiky hair, white karate pants, fingerless red gloves and had a demented red eye on the right side of his face. The scowl he was forming around his face looked very cold and emotionless, which looked frightening enough for the rest of the crowd to take a step back out of pure fear.

"Uh-oh, and to think Kratos was a scary man to cross!" The King yelped, "Look who's coming, guys!"

"Coming in at #139 is one of the most feared men from the Tekken series, Kazuya Mishima!" JR pointed out.

"I'm pretty sure Kazuya isn't gonna be thrilled to see his own son in the ring!" Cole said as he shook his head.

The camera soon shifted quickly back to the ring where Jin Kazama was busy staring down at his own father with a stone cold glare around his eyes. No doubt he didn't like the image of his own father being in the same ring as him, but nevertheless, he was bound to be ready for him. As Kazuya continued to walk down the aisle, the camera scrolled back up to the entrance stage to see the 140th entrant enter next.

Entrant #140: Ryu (Street Fighter)

The fans soon got up to their feet as they immediately heard Ryu's entire theme from Super Street Fighter II Turbo play nonstop around the stadium. That was soon followed by the appearance of a man with brown hair, signature red headband, white karate gi and black karate belt. His appearance alone gave out quite a standing ovation from the fans, who were all excited as ever to see this next entrant appear before them.

"Oh, here comes a real street fighter!" The King pointed out.

"And he's practically the first one who started it all for the franchise!" JR nodded, "Here comes Ryu from the Street Fighter series coming in at #140!"

"He spent his good Street Fighter career searching for that one big fight, and there's a good chance he may just find it here in the Rumble!" Cole exclaimed.

Once Ryu had finally gotten to the ring however, the camera quickly scrolled back up to the ring to see both Jin Kazama and Kazuya Mishima trade blows against one another non-stop, forcing the entire crowd to look at fist shot after fist shot which ended up getting them very disoriented truth be told.

"I guess they're not gonna waste too long with the intros!" Tazz replied.

"Both Jin and Kazuya are slugging it out non-stop!" JR replied as well, trying to go back and forth himself.

"There ain't nothing that's gonna hold them back!" The King shook his head, "I swear, the hate of the two are so strong, it's on the edge of my seat."

The two kept on firing away with each other with their respectable fists for a good several seconds, until Kazuya decided to play dirty like the snake like he was by raking Jin right between the eyes. While Jin was blinded though, Kazuya managed to capitalize on that tactic by hitting a big roundhouse kick right to the head, knocking his own son down!

"Oh, what a kick!" Tazz said, cringing a little.

"Talk about desperate measures for Kazuya right there!" Cole pointed out.

The King shrugged as he said, "What can you expect from someone whose father's more demented than he is?"

Right at the same time Kazuya was busy dominating his son, the seven-man team of Carl Johnson, Leon Kennedy, Luke Fon Fabre, Chris Redfield, Kyo Kusanagi, Mai Shiranui and Haohmaru were doing the wise thing by going after the most dangerous threat that had now entered the ring, Kratos. The five proceeded to pound on him viciously, punching him square right in the back long enough for Kratos to get down on one knee.

"Hey, check that out!" The King pointed out.

"Kratos is getting ganged up here!" Cole exclaimed, "Probably a wise move if I've seen one!"

"I don't think that's gonna last." JR shook his head, obviously having a bad feeling about this.

And he was indeed right.

The hits that were taken to Kratos ended up absorbing those blows right away, making him strong enough to push and shove all of the five contestants that were ganging up on him. He then channeled his rage and got up Haohmaru in a Fireman's Carry position before dropping him right on his head with a TKO!

"And Kratos with that big TKO on Haohmaru!" JR shouted.

"Huh, guess ganging up on him in the first place definitely wasn't smart to begin with!" The King shook his head.

Meanwhile, as Kratos was just getting started on his dominating performance, the camera scrolled to the left where a fan in the audience was tossing out his Fatal Fury hat to Terry Bogard, who immediately catched it with his hand and placed it right on his head, tightening up a bit before he moved on to his next target.

Surprisingly, his next target turned out to be Vincent Valentine himself, who was helping out Cloud trying to eliminate Crash Bandicoot in the match.

"I think Cloud and Vincent's got a hold of Crash there." Cole mentioned.

"Seems to me we've got some of the Final Fantasy 7 teammates working together," Tazz grinned, "I don't see Crash lasting very long here, guys!"

But before the both of them could finally get Crash over the top rope though, Terry shouted to Vincent, "Hey you!"

Vincent immediately turned around and said with a raised eyebrow, "Me?"

"Yeah, you!" Terry nodded before saying to Vincent, "Are you OK?"

Once he saw Vincent nod his head, Terry rushed right at him trying to attempt a big Buster Wolf, only for Vincent to duck right down and run right to the ropes. He then bounced back and hit Terry straight in the face with a big running superkick!

"Oh, running superkick straight to the kisser!" JR shouted out.

"I think that wolf just got busted, JR!" Tazz chuckled a bit.

"You're telling me, Tazz!" The King exclaimed, "I don't think he's feeling 'OK' himself!"

What The King said from that comment couldn't be any more true. Terry wasn't feeling exactly okay himself from that running superkick he took.

That was all that Vincent Valentine needed to pick Terry Bogard back up right on his feet, only to throw Terry over the top rope and onto the floor, picking up a big elimination in the match!

"And Terry is done for the night!" Cole shouted.

"That was definitely a bad mistake to go after Vincent like that!" The King nodded, "And look where THAT got him!"

102nd Elimination: Terry Bogard; Eliminated by: Vincent Valentine; Duration: 31:26

Terry soon got right back up to his feet and took his hat off in shame, feeling very disappointed that he was eliminated due to that poor little screwup he had done.

Right as he left ringside though, Nathan Drake was busy trying to search around that magic weapon-filled trash can, trying to figure out what kind of weapon he was gonna dig out.

"Geez, how many things are inside that can already?" Tazz said to JR.

"I don't even know, Tazz." JR shrugged back, "If I did, I probably wouldn't even guess how many."

Much to Nathan Drake's luck though, the adventurer managed to pull out an assist trophy for him to use on his opponents.

He immediately opened up the assist trophy, hoping it would either be some sort of PokeMon that could help him or perhaps a special guest. But much to his surprise…

...it was a toilet.

The image of a toilet sitting inside the ring ended up shocking a bit of the commentators at ringside, who didn't even know what to think of the scene they were watching here.

"Um, is that a toilet?!" Cole raised his eyebrow.

"What on earth?" Tazz groaned, "What the hell's a toilet gonna do in this match?"

"I'm as confused as you are, Tazz…" JR muttered in disbelief.

Nathan looked a little puzzled himself, groaning upsettingly, "Out of all of the things I drew out, I just had to get a toilet…"

However, Nathan staring at a toilet ended up being a distraction though as Solid Snake and Sam Fisher capitalized by grabbing Nathan from behind, lifting him up and slamming him down with a Double Back Suplex!

"Oh, that was a mistake, he should've turned right around, Cole!" Tazz pointed out again.

"Yeah, although I can say for sure that Solid Snake and Sam Fisher are teaming up here!" JR nodded, "That's one unlikely pair!"

"Well, this is the Rumble, so a lot of dream combos are possible!" Cole nodded as well.

The two stealthy spies then looked at Nathan and looked back to the toilet, which immediately gave them an interesting idea on what to do to Nathan himself.

So both Sam and Solid Snake managed to pick Nathan right up and lifted him into a double body slam position, keeping him up right in the air while Sam used his foot to lift the toilet seat up.

"Please tell me they're not actually gonna do this…" JR muttered out.

"I'm certain this is gonna bring memories for Cole back in high school!" Tazz smirked, making fun of Michael Cole.

"Well, thanks for that painful memory, Tazz!" Cole spoke back angrily to Tazz, "I don't want to EVER live that down!"

"Or maybe the memories of JR back when HE was in high school!" The King smirked out.

JR scowled to the King as he said, "Oh, get real, King! I don't remember getting a swirly in the first place!"

Tazz grinned as he said, "Hey sorry JR, but you and Cole do happen to spoil mine and The King's fun sometimes."

"You guys are the worst!" Cole replied to both Tazz and The King.

"I agree with Michael, you two are a**holes!" JR scowled again.

The two were looking to dunk Nathan's entire head down the swirling toilet before all of a sudden, Nathan's friend and long-time mentor Victor Sullivan started running down that aisle and stood up on the apron, begging the duo right on his knees!

"Hold up, stop right there!" The old man said to both Sam and Snake.

"Sully, what the hell are you doing?!" Nathan said to Victor.

"You keep out of this, Nate!" Sully said to Nathan before pleading to Sam and Snake, "Don't flush his head down the toilet, I beg you. TAKE ME INSTEAD!"

"Wait, what is Sully doing?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.

"I have no idea, but if I had to guess what this was, I think Victor wants to be swirlied instead!" JR exclaimed.

Cole raised his eyebrow questionably as he said, "That's kinda odd for him to act like this! He usually doesn't act like a wimp."

Realizing how bad they were feeling sorry for the old guy, both Sam and Snake agreed to let Nathan go out of their grasp and proceeded to go right after Victor.

But as soon as the duo began to approach them, Nathan immediately struck back from behind and delivered a double low blow to both Sam and Snake altogether, which turned out to be a trap all along!

"Oh, from downstairs!" JR cried out.

"Nathan used that distraction to his liking!" The King pointed out, "What a brilliant move!"

Sully went away with the sympathetic act and immediately smirked over to Nathan with a thumbs up, "Nice job, Nate! We got 'em!"

"Brilliant acting, Sully!" Nathan said, giving Sully a thumbs up in return, "You had 'em really good!"

"I sure did. Now let's take care of these two!" Sully replied, pointing down to Sam and Snake.

With Sully's blessing, both Nathan and the old man himself managed to get both Sam and Snake right up on their feet. Sully took care of Sam Fisher while Nathan Drake had his hands full to go with Solid Snake himself.

It wouldn't be long before Sully dropped Sam right on the head with a DDT while at the same time, Nathan drove Solid Snake's head right down the toilet, giving him an epic swirlie!

"Oh my gawd, talk about an insult to injury!" JR shrieked out.

"Sully with a DDT on Sam and Nathan with a swirlie on Snake!" Tazz smirked, "I wonder which one of these is painful?!"

"Well, as of right now, both!" Cole nodded a bit just for sanity.

"Both Sam and Snake are gonna be feeling that in the morning." The King mentioned.

"Yeah, but they definitely won't live that down for a long time!" JR shook his head.

Meanwhile, as both Sam and Snake were busy reeling from that humiliating act, the camera quickly scrolled around to see Morrigan and Bayonetta engage in a verbal confrontation, which managed to get the attention of both an excited crowd and Jerry "The King" Lawler altogether.

"Oh, boy, look what's happening!" The King pointed out.

"It's a shame Joey Styles still ain't here, because he'd love a good catfight about now!" Tazz smirked.

JR nodded before saying, "I'm pretty the rest of these people do!"

"You really think you're the real babe here?" Bayonetta said to Morrigan before smirking at the succubus's chest, "I don't think those are even real!"

"Maybe to you, but I guarantee you THIS is!" Morrigan snapped back, all before smacking Bayonetta right in the face.

That one single slap to the kisser was all it took for Bayonetta to charge right at her, tackling Morrigan right to the mat before flooding her face with a several amount of mounted haymakers.

"There goes Bayonetta!" Cole shouted.

"That slap may have been a mistake on Morrigan's part!" JR quickly replied.

Bayonetta continued to hit away at her for several seconds before Morrigan managed to claw away at her face, scratching it a bit.

The spec-wearing gunwoman became blinded for a moment before Morrigan speared right back at Bayonetta, charging her with punch shots of her very own. This drove the crowd shockingly crazy seeing two hot women roll around and beating the crap out of each other, and truth be told, so was The King himself as he was on the edge of his seat.

"This is so exciting, I don't even know who to even go for in this fight!" The King shrugged out.

"That's probably a good thing, King!" Cole nodded, "Even this crowd is split on both women as we speak!"

That catfight continued for another few seconds before Dante suddenly approached both of them and broke them apart from each other, much to the disappointment of fans and even King himself.

"Aw, come on!" The King whined.

"Just when I thought it was gonna get good!" Tazz whined as well.

Bayonetta and Morrigan attempted to lunge at each other once more but for Dante to keep backing the two women away from each other, forcing him to intervene with words of his very own.

"C'mon, babes, there's no need to fight over me." Dante said, smirking to the two babes before him, "I mean, why fight against each other when we can team up against everyone here in the Rumble? Win-win situation here, ladies."

The words Dante were saying to them felt quite intriguing to both Morrigan and Bayonetta, who were trying to think it over with what the devil-hunter said to them.

"Well, this is getting interesting." Cole replied.

"C'mon, we all know how this is gonna end!" JR exclaimed, rolling his eyes, "I mean, Johnny Cage tried this same tactic before and it failed him!"

"Well, you just may never know, JR!" Tazz shrugged in return.

After giving it some thought, Bayonetta smiled over to Morrigan and said, "What do you say, hon? Shall we help this hunk out?"

"Oooh, I think we shall..." Morrigan nodded to the beauty before looking right at Dante's flirtatious eyes.

This Rumble was now turning in Dante's favor, finally getting two of the hottest babes there ever was into his side.

But he wouldn't take very long to enjoy that feeling though as the trio of Dante, Morrigan and Bayonetta were blasted from the cold air coming from the fire extinguisher, courtesy of Luke Fon Fabre!

"Oh, that's just not fair!" The King groaned.

"Looks like Luke decided to spoil Dante's fun here in the Rumble!" JR pointed out.

Tazz immediately shook his head before saying, "I can guarantee you that the three are not gonna like what just happened to them!"

And they sure didn't.

As Luke immediately celebrated with the fire extinguisher in hand, he turned around only to get hit with a triple superkick by Dante, Morrigan and Bayonetta altogether!

"What a shot!" Cole cringed a little.

"Guess that was a big mistake on Luke's part!" Tazz exclaimed.

As Luke felt the cold hard feeling of that triple superkick around his face, the camera scrolled down to the right where Aloy was busy scooping up Tawna Bandicoot up the turnbuckle, looking to pick her up and drop her with a superplex (which she was attempting to do anyway).

"Uh-oh, Aloy's looking to go high-risk there!" JR pointed out again.

"That's a mistake in my opinion, guys!" The King nodded before replying, "It's pretty much the same position that Lex Luger got eliminated in the 1995 Royal Rumble!"

Before she could attempt to lift Tawna up though, Aloy was cut off immediately when Ivy came from behind and wrapped her signature whip sword all around Aloy's neck. The brit then followed it up by yanking the whip right back, forcing Aloy to fall off the second rope and crash right down to the mat!

"Ivy with a cheap tactic right there!" JR pointed out once more.

"Aloy definitely let her guard down from that moment!" Cole replied.

The King suddenly let out a flirtatious chuckle before pointing out to the whip Ivy had in possession, "I'll tell ya, I've never seen someone with big puppies be dominant with a whip like that! Reminds me of that one movie I watched a while back."

"You sure are one weird freak, King..." JR said, muttering to the Memphis legend.

Ivy wasn't quite done using that whip though.

She then used that whip to bend Aloy's neck back, even going so far for Ivy to press her foot around Aloy's back in the process. That increased the strangulation around the redhead's neck, making her face turn into a painful shade of blue knowing how tight the whip around her neck was.

"My goodness, she's strangling her!" Cole shrieked out.

"What can you expect, Cole?" The King shrugged to Cole, "Ivy is showing her dominant side tonight, and I love it! I wish she was my dominatrix!"

"Well, if she was, I'd guarantee that you'll probably end up in the hospital again!" JR said, warning to the King face-first.

The hold forced Aloy's arms to go limp right on her, forcing her to be incapacitated from that whip.

That gave Ivy enough time for her to pick the redhead up right by her feet and toss her over the ropes and onto the floor, picking off her first elimination of the night!

"Ivy Valentine with her first elimination!" Cole replied.

"Too bad it's Aloy though!" Tazz shook his head, "She got her straight fire extinguished!"

103rd Elimination: Aloy; Eliminated by: Ivy Valentine; Duration: 17:45

Right as Aloy started to take her leave though, the rest of the fans inside Qualcomm Stadium stood up all around her feet as they got a good look at Akuma and Kazuya Mishima engaging in a very tense faceoff. Heck, this staredown even got the attention of the commentators as well, leaving them to stand up out of their chairs to see what was going to happen between the two demonic men.

"Wait a minute, I think business is about to pick up here!" JR quickly pointed out.

"Oh man, we've got two of some of the most powerful villains in the video game universe staring down one-another." Tazz replied.

"It's definitely Street Fighter vs. Tekken going on here in this match!" The King exclaimed, "I can't even tell who's gonna survive!"

"Looks like we're about to find out, King!" Cole said.

The staredown went on for a minute before Akuma made the first move, hitting Kazuya with an open-hand slap. It enraged him so much that Kazuya used this rage to hit Akuma right to the chest with an open-hand chop of his own. The sound of that chop though ended up ringing a little bit around the ears of Tazz, who cringed as a result.

"Oh, yikes!" The former ECW champ groaned.

"That's gonna leave a big nasty mark!" JR nodded.

"I bet that's gonna make Akuma extra pissed!" The King nodded as well.

No doubt that chop to the chest definitely got Akuma angry as ever. So angry that he immediately caught Kazuya with three big haymakers before decking him right in the face with a big discus punch. The shot didn't exactly knock Kazuya out, although it did make him stumble right by the ropes. Kazuya then stumbled right back over to Akuma and attempted a rebound clothesline, only for Akuma to duck right down and counter with a big russian leg sweep!

"What an incredible counter!" Cole shouted.

"He definitely shut him down with that big Russian Leg Sweep!" Tazz replied, "And I don't think he's quite done yet!"

"After that staredown, I don't think so either!" The King said.

With Kazuya trying to get himself up, Akuma decided himself that enough was enough and that he wanted to end things as soon as possible.

Akuma immediately set himself in a defensive stance as soon as Kazuya turned right around to him. He then shouted with pure vengeance, "Die 1,000 deaths!"

He then glided across the mat with one foot, and grabbed Kazuya right by his chest right before the screen turned to white and thousands of sparks were blasting all across the screen, flashing all over to the sound of hits. Once that was finally over, the screen turned back to normal…

...only to see Akuma down right on the mat, leaving Kazuya standing with his back turned to the camera.

"Wha… WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" JR shrieked out loud.

"I don't even know, JR!" The King shrugged quite loudly, "Akuma just rushed right in and the next second, he's down just like that!"

"I think Kazuya practically stole Akuma's finisher!" Tazz guessed out in unison.

"You can't be serious, Tazz." JR shook his head to Tazz, "You want me to believe that Kazuya would do something so unreal like that?"

"Maybe he stole something from the WWE 2K games." Tazz guessed once again.

Realizing that Akuma was legit out from that shocking stolen finisher, Kazuya immediately picked up his fallen body in a Samoan Drop position and sent Akuma flying over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him from the match to a mixed reaction from the audience.

"And Akuma is out just like that!" Cole replied.

"One of the favorites to win this Rumble match is officially out!" JR replied as well.

104th Elimination: Akuma; Eliminated by Kazuya Mishima; Duration: 16:33

As Akuma got back to his feet though, he immediately pushed the referees out of the way and attempted to get back into the match, only for more backstage officials to come right in and pull Akuma right off the apron.

Kazuya was enjoying the sight himself, laughing at Akuma in the process like the evil little bastard he was becoming.

"Akuma's trying to get back in, but that's definitely not gonna help!" Tazz shook his head.

"No, it will not, Tazz." JR shook his head as well, "The rules state that you have to head back to the locker room until the Rumble is over!"

"Yeah, and it seems that Kazuya is rubbing it on Akuma's face." Cole said in a disgusting mood.

Unfortunately for Kazuya though, he couldn't rub it in however as Jill Valentine came up from behind and surprised Kazuya with a big Stundog Millionaire from out of nowhere!

"Oh, where did Jill come from?!" The King yelped.

"I think Kazuya gloated a little too long for his liking!" JR guessed to The King.

"Definitely serves him right!" Cole nodded in return.

Meanwhile, as Kazuya was still reeling on the mat as usual, the crowd stood right up out of their seats and looked right over to the stage, thereby awaiting the next set of superstars that were about to enter this match.

"We're finally here to the final 10 entrants, guys!" Tazz smirked out as he looked to the curtain, "Now it's time to reveal half of them! I can't wait to see who enters out of this group!"

To be continued...


Man, you can't imagine the long work we put in on this one. Totally worth it though! Anyway, stats time!

Number of competitors who have been eliminated: 104

Number of competitors still left in the ring: 36

Number of competitors still left: 10

Competitors that are eliminated: Dan Hibiki, Arthur, Roxas, Niko Bellic, Claire Redfield, Elena Fisher, Hurk Drubman, Commander Shepard, Sir Dan Fortesque, Gabriel Logan, Shana, Psymon Stark, Akira Yuki, Ken Masters, Guybrush Threepwood, Taki, Nina Williams, Ratchet, Jak, Pac-Man, Ryo Sakazaki, Hope Estheim, Strider Hiryu, Issac Clarke, Handsome Jack, Billy Lee, Chell, Luigi, Delsin Rowe, Tomba, Guile, Vault Dweller, Lone Wanderer, T.J. Combo, Joker, Zero, Link, Setsuka, Corvo Attano, Tails, Sonic The Hedgehog, Coco Bandicoot, Iori Yagami, Zangief, Christie Monteiro, Alyx Vance, Captain Falcon, Ryu Hayabusa, Samus Aran, Doomguy, Xion, Eric Sparrow, Phoenix Wright, Trish, Sonya Blade, Rouge The Bat, Soma Cruz, Ellie, Agent 47, Krystal, Fulgore, Hong YunSeong, Rock Howard, Byleth Eisner, Dorothea Arnault, Marth, Jack Carver, Falco Lombardi, Reiko Hinomoto, Shantae, Sophitia Alexandra, Marshall Law, Travis Touchdown, Candy Cane, Raven, Helena Douglas, Sub-Zero, Ezio Auditore, Squall Leonhart, Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Duke Nukem, Blaze Fielding, Axel Stone, Lloyd, D-Va, Cid Highwind, Siegfried Sctauffen, Sebastian, Knuckles The Echidna, Sly Cooper, Miss Spencer, Barret Wallace, Heishiro Mitsurugi, Fox McCloud, Jimmy Hopkins, Crunch Bandicoot, Cody Travers, Dart Feld, Pasadena O'Possum, Dixie Clemets, Terry Bogard, Aloy and Akuma

Competitors that are still in the ring: Cloud Strife, Johnny Cage, Cammy White, Jin Kazama, Kitana, Crash Bandicoot, Lightning, Mai Shiranui, Chris Redfield, Aisha, Kyo Kusanagi, Tina Armstrong, Simon Belmont, Morrigan Aensland, Tawna Bandicoot, Nathan Drake, Master Chief, Snow Villiers, Carl Johnson, Felicia, Haohmaru, Luke fon Fabre, Shadow The Hedgehog, Lucina, Mario, Leon Kennedy, Dante, Vincent Valentine, Ivy Valentine, Jill Valentine, Sam Fisher, Bayonetta, Solid Snake, Kratos, Kazuya Mishima, Ryu

Most Eliminations: Byleth Eisner (8 eliminations) (NEW!)

Longest-Lasting Competitor: Cloud Strife (140 minutes and counting)

All right, since the stats are finished and I'm tired as hell, here are the burning questions and what we need to know:

Will Dante bring more babes to fight as his side?

Do I ship Dante/Morrigan or Dante/Bayonetta?

Did those two questions I asked making sense at all?

With no surprise, it is a yes, because I ship both of those couples and I even dig a love triangle of both Dante/Morrigan/Bayonetta, but the crazy stuff gets very interesting next chapter. Until then, make sure you read, review and leave feedback if you all want more of that sweet Rumble action. So in closing: CHEERS!