Percy PoV

I ducked under the water, swimming close and pulling her under with me.

I gestured for her to follow me into the tunnel I had found.

We hit an air pocket, removing the nose plugs and goggles.

"What is this place?" I asked rhetorically, not really expecting an answer.

"Not sure," my goddess replied. "Let's check it out."

I heard moaning and screaming from the distance and bolted toward it, Artemis quickly catching up to and out-running me.

She motioned for me to slow down, and we proceeded with caution.

My Artemis opened the door to the room that seemed to be the source of the noise, revealing something neither of us needed to see.

We quickly closed the door and ran back the way we came, not stopping until we were at the field, far from the water park.

"They could've put a sock on the doorknob or something," Artemis muttered, pressing her palms to her eyes.

"Yeah," I agreed. "Athena and Poseidon shacking up in some secret sex tunnel really wasn't something I needed to see."

There was shouting from behind us, and my girlfriend informed me that Dionysus was making her another unsuccessful attempt to court a goddess.

This time, Hestia.

I moved to intervene, but Artemis caught my hand. "She can take care of herself."

So we watched, and sure enough, Dionysus was sent flying toward the trampoline park.

"Good shot," I complimented.

Hestia cracked a grin that seemed to run in the family. "Practice makes perfect."

She noticed Artemis and I holding hands. "Are you happy together?"

"Yes," we replied, almost in unison.

"That's all that should matter, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise," Hestia advised.

My lover smiled, nodding. "Thank you."

Artemis PoV

After that encounter, we made our way to the trampoline park, snagging some snacks from the vending machines outside the gates.

I took a bite out of the cookie my boyfriend was holding, and he pouted jokingly.

Looking around quickly, I gathered that there was nobody in our general vicinity.

"What?" Percy asked. "Did I do something?"

I shook my head. "Just checking for people before I kissed you."

My lover held my waist as I kissed him, my eyes fluttering close for a moment before I pulled away.

As we walked the rest of the way there, Percy cleared his throat. "I realized that your birthday occurred over your hunting expedition, so you didn't get a chance to celebrate."

I kissed his cheek. "I'm listening."

"I also came to the realization that our one year anniversary of dating is coming up soon," he said.

"Mmhmm," I agreed.

"I was wondering if you would like to go on a romantic cruise for both of them," Percy suggested.

I nodded, kissing his cheek. "That sounds like a great idea."

"When do you want to go?" My lover asked.

"A couple of days," I said.

"You didn't want to come here for the trampolines, did you?" My boyfriend asked.

I pulled him toward the bathroom. "Well, we're not allowed to leave the area yet..."

Percy PoV

So that's how we ended up having bathroom sex at her family picnic. The setting wasn't the best, but the sex was still great, and my Artemis still enjoyed herself.

It was darker now, and it was decided that everyone would meet up at the field for dinner.

As we were walking toward the group that had started to gather, Ares approached us.

"Hey, sweetheart," the god greeted Artemis. "What do you say we ditch this place? It'll be fun, and I'll show you a much better time than your guy."

My goddess gave him one look and snorted. "Do you see how much bigger his feet are than yours?"

I cracked up, and so did everyone else, who had apparently been listening.

Artemis curled up in my lap after I sat down, taking my hand into her own.

Nobody seemed to acknowledge that we'd had sex-if they knew at all it had occurred.

It was quite obvious others had, though, due to the backwards shirts, lipstick stains, and hickeys that seemed to be marking almost everyone.

With everyone distracted by food, I figured it was time to execute my plan.

I presented Artemis with an apple. Very traditional, but she still accepted.

And to get her point across, my goddess took a bite out of it.

Rings appeared on our fingers.

Everyone stared, as though appalled by our actions.

"You just...got married?" Aphrodite questioned.

Instead of dealing with her family's reaction, my wife decided we would go home.

Artemis PoV

I laid down with Percy, smiling wildly.

My husband kissed my hand. "I love you. You're mine. Nobody else can have you."

"I love you too," I replied.

"Don't worry about it," My lover assured me.

"Worry about what?" I asked.

"I asked your hunters for their blessing to marry you. They already know, and they seem happy for you," he clarified.

"Mmhmm," I sounded, resting my head on his shoulder.

"So, when did you want to go on that birthday anniversary honeymoon cruise?" Percy asked.

"As soon as possible," I replied.

"There's one departing tonight," he suggested.

My husband took one look at my reaction and smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."

I nodded and sat up, my hand still in his.

Percy rose from the bed, pulling me into an embrace.

"This is crazy," I murmured. "Impulsive, abnormal, and improper."

"So?" He asked.

"I love it," I finished.

My lover smiled, kissing my temple.

Percy PoV

We boarded the ship, giving the attendant our tickets.

"Ah, honeymoon suite," she read. "Right this way, Mr Jackson."

As the attendant turned away to lead us to the suite, my wife gave her a bit of a glare.

"You're the only one for me," I murmured in her ear.

Artemis kissed my cheek, arm in mine. "I know."

She thanked the attendant and I opened the door for my lover to enter the suite.

The door closed, locking automatically.

Artemis kissed me, and I lost it.

I pushed her up against the wall and ravaged her lips.

My goddess moaned softly when I pulled away.

I took her hands in mine, kissing her gently this time.

"Not complaining," she murmured. "But why all the kissing?"

I shrugged. "Just felt like it."

"Percy," she murmured. "It's late. Let's get ready for bed."

I brushed my teeth and took a quick shower, taking in her intoxicating smile before she took hers.

Artemis PoV

After I finished my shower, I joined Percy in bed.

"Sit up," I ordered.

My husband did as told, swinging his feet over the bed and looking at me.

I got down on my knees, slowly working his boxers off. "Earlier, you didn't get the opportunity to finish..."

My plan had been to give Percy head, and that would lead to sex.

He protested, saying it was degrading and all, so I didn't.

Realizing what my plan was, he apologized and told me that if I was horny I should just tell him.

I felt as though he was the one in the wrong, but I didn't bring it up.

My husband kissed the back of my ear. "Goodnight, love."

"Goodnight," I murmured.

Percy PoV

I woke up before Artemis and tried to make last night up to her.

I shifted to get out of bed, but my wife protested, apparently not asleep.

She rested her head on my chest, curling up next to me.

"What would you like for breakfast, Artemis?" I asked.

"Omelette," she murmured. "Hash browns, bacon, orange juice."

I reached over and dialled the room service, yes, the honeymoon suite had room service and ordered our breakfast.

Shortly afterwards, there was a knock on the door.

I slipped out of bed, threw on a bathrobe, and retrieved the food.

When I returned to the bed, my wife sat up.

"Food."

I chuckled and set the tray down on her lap, climbing back in bed next to her.

I kissed my wife's cheek, reaching over her lap to snag a piece of bacon. "Have I been forgiven?"

Artemis thought for a moment. "I suppose, though you'll have to make it up to me later."