Here I AM
GOING TO ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE BECAUSE GOKU IS
BACK BABY
Goku and the chamber of secrets
Goku was better in a week after his fight with Snape but now he was going to endure a torture much more terrible than the snake fang attack
School
First Goku went to Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall then to Charms with Professor Flitwick then Astronomy Potions Herbology Martial Arts and of course Defense against the dark arts with the preening professor Lockhart
Goku walked into the classroom with Harry and Hermione on either side of him Ron came up behind after the last student had entered Professor Lockhart opened the door to his office and paraded down the steps like he was on the red carpet this wouldn't be a problem if not for well
"Oh sweet merlin my eyes" Ron said Harry agreed while Goku tried to give himself a concussion
"Oh thank god" Goku and others said
"Now then I need to see where you currently are in you studies so POP QUIZ" He shouted once again over dramatically and began passing out tests "you have the next half hour then we'll review"
The test turned out to be all about Lockhart and not their curriculum so after an agonizing half hour this happened
"Tut tut I'm very disappointed in you all not one of you got my ideal birthday present or my dream to rid the world of evil and brand my own hair care products none of you except Hermione Granger"
Hermione smiled in her seat "well done miss granger fifty points to Gryffindor for outstanding knowledge and let's not forget the second highest scorer a Mr. Son Goku"
Goku chuckled while his classmates looked at him confused "how did you get a high score" Seamus Finnigan asked "it was rubbish"
Goku smiled putting his hand behind his head "I just put C for everything" he answered getting an Ohhh from everyone with at least two why didn't I think of that's
"Now then prepare to face some of your worst nightmares and the greatest terrors of the world wizard or muggle he said bringing out a covered cage everyone looked at the cage wondering what was under it
"Now then" Lockhart said removing the cover to reveal
"what the monkeys" Seamus asked confused
Yes in the cage were a couple of green monkeys who were hopping around trying to take in all the new stuff they could see in the class room
"Not just any monkeys Mr. Finnigan Green monkeys or their scientific name" Lockhart stopped talking seeing if anyone would say the correct answer
"Chlorocebus sabaeus" Hermione said Lockhart smiled his stupid smile and awarder Hermione more points
"Yes these particular monkeys were once pets of a Dark Wizard in Bangladesh all manner of dark enchantment were cast upon them for his sick amusement your assignment is- he opened the cage- is to catch them" he said with glee
The monkeys leapt out of the cage and began swinging from the roof and leaping on the desk one of the little simians pooped on Dean Thomas
"Uh oh" Neville said before the monkey licked the inside of his ears Goku smiled and leapt at the monkeys
"Hear monkey monkey monkey come to Goku" Goku said grabbing one of the monkeys the other began curiously pulling on Gokus tail
"Whoa this feels funny" Goku said with droopy eyes dropping the other monkey the two began jumping up and down on Goku's head while holding onto his tail
"Wingardium Leviosa" Hermione called levitating the two monkeys off of Goku this wouldn't be a problem but he was in the air and he crashed right down onto Lockhart messing up his hair
"Ow my head hurts did I get hit by a train again"
"Oh no my hair my wonderful blonde locks have been ruined detention Mr. Son" he declared
"But professor" Harry said "something was wrong with him"
"Mr. Potter you of all people should know a celebrity must be aware of his actions at all time" Harry and Ron glared at him and his underwear show
"Now then Goku will be helping me with an important matter answering my fan mail"
I decided to end the chapter here hope you enjoy
