Unique policing

FanOfMost asked for a oneshot of something with "Would you believe me if I said the paper burst into flames?"

JRocks: Sorry, but I think I've pretty much written all I can for that chapter.

Dealing with dragons was not easy. Especially when they were pissed. Maleficent didn't exactly have the best relationship with any of the Charmings. What with Snow and Charming taking Lily and Emma almost killing her. Emma drew the short straw in having to tell her (whilst she was in dragon form) that she really shouldn't be building her summer nest on the bean farm. It turned out a fire-breathing dragon wasn't great for a crop yield, or for encouraging seasonal farmers. So when Emma went to try and calmly explain to Maleficent that they were having a bit of a problem, but had managed to secure her the rights to an equally sized field on the outskirts of Storybrooke…it did not go well. Maleficent snorted and blew a tiny whisp of a flame, setting fire to the rights Emma carried with her, burning it to a crisp. Or in human words:

Go fuck yourself.

Emma then back to the station, knowing it clearly wasn't going to work. Charming raised an eyebrow at his harassed looking daughter.

"Dare I ask how it went?" He asked. Emma grabbed an emergency piece of candy from her desk drawer to help calm her down. This job did not pay enough damn insurance.

"Would you believe me if I said the paper burst into flames?" She asked. Charming bit his lip to stop himself from laughing.

"That well, huh?" He remarked. Emma scoffed, throwing the wrapper in the bin.

"Oh yeah, that well. So you can go next. Might I suggest a fireproof material to put the rights on?" Emma offered. Charming grimaced. Maybe they could just move the beans to the free field.