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Anonymous asked:

ahhh i need help! so okay, my crush/hope-to-be-girlfriend wants to study for a big test we have coming up, but the thing is that A., i don't really study and B., my closet is full of sweatpants. help! i want to impress her and make her go OH WOW but i also don't want to be a total girl about it, aka, my ass does not belong in dresses. what do i do?

forthright_foresight

Hi Anon! Can I be honest? You're not in such a big pickle - you're just overthinking it a little. Which totally happens! We get nervous around our crushes, so of course, we start nitpicking everything! You're in good company - I and my roommate do it, too. And I get the feeling that the "overthinking your wardrobe" urge never really goes away. Like, just think about brides and interview outfits! Gah!

So first, totally just take a deep breath and remind yourself that the woman makes the clothes, not the other way around. In other words, you don't need to worry so much about what you're wearing, but more how you're wearing it.

Sweatpants can definitely be sexy if you wear them right. Sweatpants, whether they're knit flannel or terry cloth or velour, are made to be soft and comfortable, and that can work for you to set a sort of soft mood! Being soft means being approachable! If you've got a bottom that won't quit, then I recommend wearing the sweats that contour your booty the best, i.e, show off your assets.

Now, one of the top rules of fashion is about balancing. If you wear something short on the bottom, you wear something long on top, and vice versa. That's how you sex it up with class! And you can do this with sweatpants!

Since cleavage is God's gift to women, I say take advantage of what you do have - subtly. Pair your sweatpants with a tank top or a V-neck t-shirt, put on your best bra to push the girls nice and high, and wait for your crush's attention to stray from studying ;)

Good luck, Anon! Just remember that since she asked you to study - you and not somebody else - that probably means she likes you already!

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A/N: Update 1 of 3 this weekend. Stay tuned! Also, legitimate fashion advice, I found something similar in Cosmopolitan while I was at the store the other day. Sweatpants are awesome, what can I say?

~Rae