The Destroy all Humans remake came out, so I have spent a lot of time playing that recently. It's officially the second game I've ever platinumed (the first being Symphony of the Night). Needless to say, I've been busy.

Alphys and Undyne were looking down from the plane.

"Just remember," the teacher yelled. "Open your parachute at three-thousand feet. This will give you more than enough time to slow down."

Alphys was nervous. She agreed to try more daring things with Undyne (who was an adrenaline junkie), but jumping out of a fully functional plane seemed like a little too extreme. Fortunately, her fishy wife was with her, and her presence alone was all the confidence she needed.

"Honey," Undyne started. "Just relax and remember what we were taught. This is gonna be fun!"

Alphys nodded.

"Go!" The trainer yelled and with that Undyne and Alphys jumped out of the door, with the trainer following right behind them.

At first, Alphys screamed, but eventually Undyne made her way to her and held her hands. They both looked down and say the magnificent view of the world before them. They saw their house, the city that they lived in, and the very top of Mt. Ebbot. Alphys began to smile.

"See?" Undyne yelled. "Told you you'd like this!"

Both of them continued looking at the ground below. The entire world was amazing to them. There was so much to explore, so many people with interesting things to say, they learned a lot about their culture, and how human society worked. Undyne used to despise the human race, but they grew on her quickly.

They continued to look around them until their altimeters indicated that they were 3,500 feet from the ground. Both of them prepared to deploy their chutes.

"Three thousand...now!"

Undyne pulled her chute open and the parachute opened up, slowing her speed down significantly. Alphys pulled her chute open, only to have the string snap.

"My string snapped," she said in her radio headset.

"Open the reserve chute. Hurry!" The trainer replied.

Alphys opened the reserve chute and the parachute opened, but the strings attaching her to the chute snapped as soon as it deployed.

"Shit," Undyne muttered.

"Alphys," the trainer ordered. "Keep calm. Lay at a horizontal angle until the moments before impact."

Alphys obeyed, but she was too scared to concentrate.

"Undyne, I love you forever," she said in her headset.

Undyne, however, had seen enough. She ejected her primary chute and dove headfirst towards Alphys.

"Undyne, what are you doing?" The teacher protested.

"Saving my wife," she responded as she rocketed straight down. "Radio ahead. Tell them to get some ambulances ready."

Undyne continued accelerating at an alarming speed, but she didn't care. She would only try to slow down once her wife was in her arms. When she eventually met her, she grabbed her hands and pulled her close.

"Hold onto me," she said. Alphys hung onto Undyne like she was her lifeline. Undyne opened her reserve chute, but she knew that they had fallen too far, even with the chute opening. They didn't have enough hang time to slow down to a safe speed.

As they approached the ground, Undyne held Alphys to chest level. Both of them couldn't help but scream for their dear lives as the ground came closer and closer.

WHAM!

Undyne landed feet first into the ground, and promptly fell over. Alphys suffered minor bruises but was otherwise unharmed.

"Undyne..." Alphys muttered.

"Alphys..." Undyne said with small smile as she closed her eyes.

"Undyne, no..." Alphys muttered. Tears formed in her eyes.

Seconds later, she heard sirens and saw flashing lights. It was the distinct sound of ambulances approaching. Alphys jumped up and waved her hands, which was enough for the vehicles to close in on the two monsters.

"There they are," one of the paramedics yelled. "Ma'am, are you alright?"

"Leave me, help Undyne," Alphys answered.

The team surrounded Undyne and lifted her up on a stretcher. They ran her into the ambulance and told Alphys to come with them. Normally, they'd have the patient's loved ones ride in a separate vehicle, but Alphys was a doctor who knew monster anatomy, and they thought she'd be a valuable asset to the group.

As the ambulance drove off, they took off Undyne's shirt and attached her to a heart monitor. When it was turned on, the monitor only displayed question marks where it was supposed to indicate the pulse. This only meant one thing:

"She's gone into cardiac arrest," a paramedic declared.

"No..." Alphys muttered.

TO BE CONTINUED.

AN: Let this be a lesson to everyone: Parachute or not, you shouldn't jump out of an airplane unless it's on fire.

Reviews: As always, feel free to leave a review. They will help me improve as a writer since I am still an amateur. I also like interacting with my readers, so I will reply to all of them at the end of each chapter.

Potato: Hello again. I just want to remind you that you are not the IRS. Do not feel like you have to be as prompt as them.

Anyway, last chapter paid a homage to the song Stonehenge by Spinal Tap. In the actual movie, this happens, and two dwarves dressed like elves dance around a tiny Stonehenge monument. In all hindsight, I don't think the joke worked unless you've seen the movie, as it's mostly a visual joke.

And I honestly do not know how fast or how slow things should go between Undyne and Alphys. I'm 28, and have only been in one relationship ever (which I was used, so I'm honestly reluctant to count it). I know it makes me sound emo or whatever, but I'm probably going to just get a dog when I finish school and get a place of my own. They're a lot less demanding anyway.

...if I were more high profile, I'd probably get a lot of flak for that remark.

Anyway, point being, I don't know to begin with. Besides, they're monsters, so I think I have a little more room for play here.

Thanks for reading. See you later, and God bless this mess.