(A/N) SO I JUST SAW THE EPISODE "FUGITIVE OF THE JUDOON", IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS IS JUST PUTTING TOO MUCH INTO SEASON TWELVE. I MEAN THERE'S TOO MANY RETURNS AND RANDOM THINGS HAPPENING. I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT ANYTHING'S GOING TO WORK OUT, BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY OPINION FOR SEASON TWELVE YOU'RE JUST HERE FOR THE STORY. READ ON!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN DOCTOR WHO OR STAR WARS. THEY ARE RIGHTFULLY OWND BY THE BBC AND DISNEY.

The group walked through the forests chatting, getting to know each other. Zena didn't even say a word, she only focused on the path they were on. "Sanjar, your friend hasn't said a word since you've landed here," said Roy looking at Zena.

"Like I said, she's just suffered a horrific event like I have, except her's was worse. I don't exactly know what happened," Sanjar replied, "I really don't want to talk about it."

"You sure? I mean we're the only people on this planet you can trust, plus you seem more calm about it than her."

"I'll talk about it later." Roy nodded and they continued.

Roy then asked, "How do you speak our language? Is it like some sort of translator or something?"

"No we're speaking basic, same language as we speak in the whole galaxy."

"We don't call it that, we call it English, since it came from England."

"That's a coincidence, that both our people speak the same language."

"I guess it is. Kinda cliche." The group finally arrived at a white bungalow covered with a brown slated roof, at the bottom was a short window. The front garden was surrounded by a black gate which houses flowers and plants of many varieties. On the side of the house parked a blue car. "What's that vehicle?" Asked Sanjar.

"That's our nan's car. But we don't use it much," Rosa replied.

"Is that how advanced you people are? I thought you'd be living with swords and castles."

"That was like a thousand years ago." Sanjar nodded and they continued. As they walked up to the door, the padawans looked around them in awe at the beauty of Earth's nature. Rosa knocked on the door, out came an old woman wearing glasses with a cane in her left hand. She spoke in a high but slow voice, "Hello children, are these your friends?"

"Hi nan," Roy greeted, "This is... Samuel. And this is... umm... Daisy? They're exchange students from America. The school has chose us to be the host family, so it means they have to live with us."

"Oh lovely! But where will they sleep?"

"How about the cellar, we haven't used that in a while. Just use the old sofa, put in a few mattresses and they'll feel like just at home." The grandmother let the group inside to refurbish the cellar and let the two aliens feel at home.

It had already been an hour, the four kids were in the cellar moving things around, the room was filled with piles of boxes and rubbish, the walls were wooden as well as the floor. . The boxes and other rubbish was placed on the left side of the room, in the centre was a table surrounded by four chairs, whilst the floor laid two mattresses looking like they haven't been used in a while, a small window was on the wall wide enough for two people to see through. "Do you have any mats?" Sanjar asked.

"Why?"

"It's for Zena and I to meditate on."

"For God's sake," Roy muttered clearly frustrated, before he could say anything his sister gave him a death stare.

She whispered, "It was your idea to bring them in, this is what's happening."

Roy said yes and they got some carpets. "Is that all?" Sanjar nodded.

"Thanks for letting us stay here."

Suddenly, the sibling's grandmother came into the cellar holding a plate of biscuits.

"I thought you might be hungry," she said.

"What's that?" Sanjar asked.

"They're biscuits, or cookies is what you'd say."

"Yeah," Sanjar said as if he was cringing. All of the kids went to the plate, Zena and Sanjar both took a biscuit, they took a bite of it and enjoyed the taste. "Gosh! These are amazing!" Zena almost cracked a smile.

"I'm glad you liked them, let me know if you need anything," said the grandmother, she walked back upstairs.

Roy asked, "So what you want to do now?"

"Well we obviously have to know how to blend in, any tips?" asked Sanjar. Roy explained the stereotypes of being an American like how they're believed to be crazily patriotic by others. Zena didn't have to be taught anything since she's always quiet. Rosa gave her brother another death stare, so Roy actually explained the language and memes that modern people use, like football is called soccer, or the term 'okay boomer'. He also explained facts about the country, such as how they blow all their money on the military, the president is an orange guy who's obsessed with walls and lots of other stuff. It felt like hours to him but really it took twenty minutes to explain. "And that's about it," Roy said.

"That's too much to process for them," said Rosa.

"I think I'll manage," said Sanjar.


CRASH SITE, SUSSEX

The blue box warped into a forest. Out came a blonde woman holding a device in her hand making a dinging sound. "So where is it?" She asked herself looking at the device. She finally looked at her surroundings. She found a large plot of land ploughed by a large object. The woman decided to follow where it lead to. After a while, she was astonished to find a large capsule laid on the ground with its entrance opened. "Oh this is bad, or it could be safe. Why am I talking to myself? I should've brought the others." She checked her device, it showed that the signal came from the pod but then moved. The woman took out a metal rod with a small orange bulb at the top. She aimed it at the pod, a buzzing noise came out from it. Checking the rod she said, "Definitely not from this world, or even galaxy," looking closer she had a bewildered look, "Andromeda?" She then checked her dinging device, then started heading towards the source of the energy signal. "It's a thirty minute walk?" She moaned, "I am not walking for that long." She turned around and head back to her blue box.


It had already been a week since the two padawans crashed on Earth. The blue box warped a couple hundred yards away from the bungalow in the forest, it had navigated into the future instead of moving to where it was commanded, then out came the blonde woman looking at her dinging device. She looked up to find a white house not far from her. Walking up to it, the dinging went even quicker as she got closer. "So there it is," she said. The full house was in her sight, two people in their early teens walked out wearing blue school uniforms, on the side of them were bikes which they grabbed. The blonde woman couched down

"Bye nan!" A boy shouted. An old woman poked herself out of the door and waved goodbye, she then closed the door. Meanwhile, inside the cellar of the bungalow, Sanjar meditated on the prayer mat completely focused on the entity which he calls the force, still wearing his Jedi robes. Zena napped on the mattress she was provided. His eyes shot open, he sensed something odd was approaching the house. A rapid dinging noise got closer and closer. This woke up Zena, she looked bothered of the disturbing noise occurring. He turned to the window, he saw a blonde woman peeking through the window holding the dinging device in her hand. She waved at them but was also worridely smirking. He pulled out his lightsaber and started to run out of the house so fast not even the grandmother noticed, he completely forgot what the siblings told him a week earlier, to not blow his cover. He didn't even question who the woman was, just thought her as a threat. Zena decided to walk after her comrade.

Meanwhile, outside Sanjar was in a defensive position with his blue lightsaber ignited. "I'm sorry maybe we started off wrong. My name is-" Sanjar interrupted her, he dashed at her attempting to stab the woman. The Doctor dodged the attack with only a small cut on her right sleeve. "Aren't you a little young to be using objects like that?" The Doctor asked. Sanjar scowled at her, so he attempted to dash again. The Doctor dodged again destroying her dinging device. "My machine that goes ding! Right you have made me a little bit upset, this was the first time I have used this in a while." Her face turned to a frown. Sanjar scowled again, he just ran straight towards her. The Doctor for the third time dodged, she took out her small metal device looking a bit like the main part of a lightsaber. She aimed it at Sanjar's weapon, a buzzing noise came from her device eventually disabling the lightsaber.

Sanjar was confused, how could such a device so small disable one of the most powerful weapons known to the Jedi? This wasn't any normal woman. "So I think it's time for questions now," said Sanjar. Zena appeared behind him looking at the situation.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"I told you earlier, I'm the Doctor. Now about my questions."

SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK? SOME PARTS OF THIS MIGHT NOT BE REALISTIC THOUGH BUT HEY IT'S FANFICTION, THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE. SO ANYWAYS THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER CAN DISABLE THINGS, SERIOUSLY WHY HASN'T THE DOCTOR EVER DONE THIS IN THE OTHER SEASONS?