Time for the talk
SecretLoveCara asked for a oneshot of Neal being old enough to get urges and discussing this with Charming. Charming then talks about it with Snow, saying how awkward it was and that he hates how Neal is growing up so quickly.
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"Snow, it's not funny!" Charming protested. Snow tried her hardest to stifle her giggles, but it was proving impossible. "You weren't the one who had to have 'the talk' with our fifteen year old son." Charming grumbled. He didn't begrudge telling his son the facts of life, but he naively thought he still had a couple more years left before it.
"Surely it wasn't that bad?" Snow tried to reason with him. "He gets all the basics at school." Charming still looked traumatised.
"Well, yeah," He agreed, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly "I just…wish he wasn't growing up so quick." He said. Snow smiled sympathetically.
"That, we can agree on." She told him, squeezing his knee affectionately. Charming placed his hand on top of Snow's. He glanced over at her and saw she was still holding in her laughter. He then playfully flung a cushion at her.
"Oh yes, ha ha, just because you got out of this one with Emma." He teased her. Snow moved the cushion and took a small sip of water.
"You would think, wouldn't you? Except it seems nobody informed our daughter at school of the dangers of…au natural sex. You weren't the one who had to convince her to go to the doctor with skelfs on her-"
"Got the picture!" Charming quickly cut her off. Maybe he had got off lucky.
