Author Note: Ohhh, Real Mickey time!


Everyone was at front of the club chanting. Inside the club Bruce and Luke block out the opening.

"Hurry up, with the sign." Luke grined his teeth together, holding the door full of toons. Envy began coloring the picture of Mickey Mouse, "And done!" she finished the last details.

"Who's good at Mickey Mouse impressions?" Juan asked.

Alex started smoking chucks of weed with Juan. Ruth rolled her eyes, at them.

"I am!" Sarah shouted. She grab the cardboard cut out of Mickey and did her impression.

Envy look at the basement, her eyes light up from the joy. She always wanted to check it out. So, she went in and started to have her own adventure.

The toons waited out side very upset. Hercules tried to open the door but he didn't want to break it. Then, the door open a little. Mickey Mouse pop out looking strange.

Every toon step back, looking at the oddly looking Mickey Mouse.

"Mickey, what happen?" Hercules asked, "Are you okay? Is anything wrong?"

Behind the door Sarah spoke in her Mickey Mouse voice, "Um... Ha-Ha! Of course its just we're having trouble. Their was this girl who was attack by monster."

"What! Is she okay?" Jasmine asked, "Hercule maybe you should find that monster."

"No! Um, The monster is far to scary for you to beat him," Sarah said she couldn't help but snicker. Her friend laugh quietly. Snowie and Samiha climb up it the ceiling looking at the ground. Then Samiha found something shiny. She quickly grab it, putting it in her cleavage. They started looking around.

Jose found the recording room that plays the cartoon, he place his bag next to the old Mickey' cartoons not even aware of it. Jose turn it on, he quickly grab the cartoon bag then the one he carried before full of his friend adventure during freshmen year.

"Look, Hercules I don't need help," Sarah spoke in her Mickey voice, "I just doing something. Now do you want me to tell that secret that everyone knew that time with that thing."

Hercules eyes widen, "You don't have to go there."

Sarah didn't even know what she was talking about it but she sure use it so Hercules would leave them alone, "Oh, sure I do."

"Mickey, whats got into you," the beast said next to his Belle as she hold his arm, "This is not like you?"

"Oh, said to the monster who kidnap a girl from protecting her father, hmmm." Sarah snap at the beast.

"Not cool Mickey," Ariel said, "That is so rude and mean."

"Thanks captain obvious!" Sarah snap at her, as all her friend laugh at the arguments, "Say to a girl who use a fuckin fork as a brush!"

The toon gasp at Mickey Mouse language. They never hear him sword. Tarzan said "Mickey, what's gotten into you?'

"I don't know what your talking about?" Sarah said.

"You never cursed in your life?" Cinderella said.

"Really?" Sarah thought this to herself, "He always that happy. Looks like it's the weed."

"Life happen you know." Sarah can't go on, "This is life, this boy over there." pointed at Hercules.

"He done something very bad," Sarah keep on her impression as Hercules look in shock, "he knows it with that time and that day and-" "Stop it, right there!" The real Mickey Mouse came out of the crowd. Everyone gasp at the two Mickeys.

Mickey's gang saw the two Mickeys and gasp. Minnie hold her twins as Sarah peek over saw Minnie with twin "Damn, Mickey got busy," she thought to herself.

"I'm the real Mickey Mouse and who are you?" Mickey said, pointing at the fake.

"I'm the real Mickey don't cha know." Sarah said. Her friends laughs as Jose drink rum from the cellar he found in the kitchen, Alex, and Juan quickly got high with the weed.

"Oh yeah what's my kids name?" Mickey ask giving this fake a challenge.

Sarah didn't know what to say, might as well enjoy it, "The girl is Mis and the boy is Take. Put it together MIS-Take. Mistake like hell I want kids," The odd looking Mickey look at Minnie gasp.

Mickey Mouse glare at the odd fake mouse, "The girl is Molly and the boy is Mike! Don't make fun of them."

"Ohhh, what nice names? Where you high when you name them. Hellz I would!" Sarah said, her father burst out laughing.

"Now listen here," Mickey yelled, "You can take my club but you don't make fun of my family you you-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Sarah said using her own voice, "Pluu-ease, like I give a shit what you do?"

"Uh-oh," Sarah said in shock that she use her own voice, Hercules push the door to open. Sarah fell backward landed on her butt.

The toons gasp at the group of realies laughing and smoking in groups. Mickey enter saw teen realies he should have known. Hercules look at the beautiful girl on the floor, she give a weak chuckle "Looks like I lost."

Hercules help her up, then a scream came out on top "Ahh!" Samiha cried. Hercules quickly catch her as she fell in his arms.

Samiha smiled said "Thank you."

"Samiha, are you alright?" a pale girl climb down running to her.

"Yes, I'm fine!" Samiha pulled away from the tan hero. Hercule saw something shiny between she breast. He took it out, Samiha eyes widen said "Hey, you have you ever ask before going there."

"Sorry," Hercules open the golden envelope, his lips form a smile and said "Mickey, look at this!"

Mickey grab the piece of paper and saw the deed to the House Of Mouse. He smiled at the Deed said "Where did you found this?"

Samiha shyly spoke, "Up there!" Mickey look up the ceiling. "Of, course! No one ever looks up there! Not even him." he thought.

"Looks like the House of Mouse is Back!" Mickey yelled in joy.

Everyone cheered and Hooy-rah!

"Excuse me, excuse me, pardon me!" the girls move through the crowd and saw Mickey Mouse holding a golden paper.

"Maria! Bellini! Bambi!" all the realies yelled in joy.

Juan and Jose laughs in seeing nothing but strange blob, "Hey-Hey! you seeing what I'm seeing!"

"Yeah!" Juan laughs as he slurred his words, "I see dead people!"

"Hahahahaha" Jose bobble his head.

The toons stare at the high realies in confusion. Mickey smell weed in the air, "Hey, no smoking!"

Alex blow the smoke in Mickey's face and grin, "Um, no."

Hercules lift the tan realie said "You better do as Mickey say."

Alex bit his bottom lip, "Herk, you wanna help me?"

Hercules look over, seeing a tann realie looking like him but his eyes are brown. "Look, dude I don't wanna hurt ya," Herk crack his neck, "but put my friend down."

Hercules look over seeing two other buff guys behind Herk. Hercule was about to fight until the girl called Samiha put his fist down said, "Alex, stop just do as Mickey saids."

"Fine. Fine." he took a long inhale of his weed and put it out. Juan hide his weed in the his bag.

"Hey, where's Envy?" Bellini asked looking for her to tell her about the villians.

"Oh, no she went in the basement." Ruth freak out.


Author Note: uh-oh will Envy get lost!