Author Note: I do not own disney and the characters like Persephone belongs to D Minx and I own my realies.
Envy look around see a group of disney villains are a very around table. Maleficent stare into Envy's eyes. It's too glossy for a realie to have but she set that aside. Envy saw Maleficent from her left, on her right was Hades leaning on a door-way. A lot of villains sitting on the round table. She look over seeing Pain and Panic looking guilty. She smiled "Hello? My name is Envy."
The tall sorcerer bow say, "My name is Jafar but I have a feeling you know."
"Of course I do," she smiled, "You were in Aladdin trying to get the genie and then one time you try to take over the House of Mouse but sadly failed because Mickey had that magical hat. Oh, and then you we're a powerful genie, you almost win then you die. But, Hades over there relived you because you got the same common thing you want revenge."
Jafar smiled at the girls last words, he bow and kiss her hand "Indeed we do."
Envy giggles at Jafar's gentlemen moves. Then, Scar walk over said, "I can see you know about me."
"Of course," Envy lips form a smiled, "You are an evil prince and controled Pride Rock before." Scar purred as Envy rub his mane.
"I like you already." Scar walk over to his chair.
Maleficent obverse more of the realie, "Why your friends are here?" Envy sat back looking over the Evil Mistress.
"Oh, my friend Luke got lost and then he almost run over a turtle and crash to a lamp post. Then, he got angry at the turtle so he started choking the poor thing. I had to stop him. My friend Bellini called he brother to come over to fix the van," Envy bite her bottom lip, "They came over here?"
"Yes, and rudely interrupting our meeting!" Maleficent scowl at the memory.
"Awe, Mal! They made out day," Hades move behind of Envy's chair, "If they didn't come here we wouldn't have any fun."
"FUN!" Maleficent boiled in rage, "Our important planning was ruined by those realies!"
"Sheesh, hold your toga," Hades handle his hands in a calm manner, he look at Envy, who didn't wince at the anger and rage, Hades put his hand on the shoulder, "So, you know anything about me?"
Envy shyly look down, Hades grab her cheek the same manner he did to Meg one time, said "Awe, come on!"
"I can't talk like this," she mumble by her two cheeks being squish together, Hades let go of her, she breath and rub her cheek, "Well, if you must. Your Lord of the Underworld. You hate Zeus big time. I mean I don't blame you for hating that horny god, I would too if he would give me a tough job by the way he cheated his way up there just to let you know. You hate Hercules but it was your own fault to listen to The Fates since they are neutral. By the look on your wedding ring, I could tell you married Persephone and maybe have a few kids. Hecate is your evilest enemy that tired to have that 'New Underworld Ordered' thing. You try everything to defeat Hercules but now your just planning, right?"
Hades smirk, "I see I have a fan and to answer your question yeah I've tried."
Envy nodded, "I say I'm more of a villain fan than a hero fan."
"Why is that?" Hades asked.
"Heros are boring," Envy roll her eyes, "To tell you the truth the only way to stop a villain is to become evil or to let evil run it's course."
"Darh-ling, villains are always villains and heros are always heros," Cruella inhale her cigret.
"Ah, but thats when your wrong," Envy protest, "Its like the Ying-Yang. Every good is evil. Every evil is good. You might think your right but things change over time."
"If you say so Darh-ling."
Envy made a confused face she almost forgot what she was gonna say, "Oh, why I'm here?"
"Isn't it obvious." The Queen of Hearts said.
"Nope."
"My dear you know more about the heros weakness then we do," Jafar explain.
Envy raised her eyebrow.
Into the basement...
Hercules and the group went to went to the Hercules side.
"Augh, she is not in here?" Luke whine.
"Shh," Hercules shush him, "We need to be quiet just in case there is anything coming out to scare us."
"Dude, we have the beast in our side and a demi-god," Luke complained, "Now who would be stupid enough to start something."
"Um, you." Hercules said.
Adam, Bruce, and Diego laugh at the joke, "Oh dude he got you." Luke sneered at the demi-god.
"Hey, I found something!" Alex yelled, as the group came together to see the fire burnt floor.
"Gosh," Goofy said looking at the floor a little more, "Looks like someone use fire magic."
"Hades!" Hercules answered, everyone stare at him.
"Are you sure?"
"Of course, he use fire out of everything. Looks like he kidnap her."
"What? Why?"
"Don't know," Hercules rub his head, "Maybe for something."
"Well, Envy is a cute gal," Bruce explain, "Maybe he would have you know fuck her."
"Awe, man. You made me have an unwanted image in my head," Luke cried.
Aladdin touch the floor, "It's still fresh, it smells like dead people."
"Then it is Hades!" Hercules rush, "We need to go to the Underworld and find her!" They run to the exit.
In the club my toons helped clean the House of Mouse up for the show. Cinderella started to singing in her beautiful voice looking over at the realies to see how talented are they. Sarah ear rang she saw Cinderella singing. Sarah ignore her, she knows she could sing she didn't want to start.
All of sudden Simba came running out said "Hades kidnap your friend!"
Everyone gasp, the realies girls mouth drop. "Well, I told ya pay up," Rosie said.
The girls toss their five dollars at her. "Hello! Your friend been kidnap and you made a bet!" Meg yelled.
"Yeah, it was pretty obvious when they didn't find her a few minutes ago," Ruth snap at her, "so, we made a bet who would kidnap her?"
"I think Hades would like Envy, don't cha think?" Bambi said in joy, "Besides thats her favorite villain."
"Favorite villain? Really?" Meg thought, "What is wrong with the Realies?"
"Oh yeah no offense but I don't like you," Ruth said rudely, "I hate you, Snow White, Jasmine and girl who use a fork to brush her hair." They all look at her in shock.
The heros run into the room said, "We need to go to the underworld!" Hercules had no time to waste. He quickly went on Pegasus when Aladdin went on the magic carpet. Alex went on the carpet said "I'm going too. She is my best friend!"
Luke look at Hercules said "You better save her or else."
Hercules nodded as they flew off through the main entrance.
In the villains castle, Hades felt something in his gut that wasn't right.
Envy phone started to ring, she pick it up said" Hola? Oh, Hola, mommy. Si. Si. Si, I'm here save. I'm fine. Oh, Si. Si. Te amo, bye." The villains look at the girl spanish talk, they didn't understand what she said.
"So, where we?" Envy phone rang again but it was a text, she ignore it.
"Weaknesses on our enemies." Jafar said.
"Oh, don't you think that is a little I didn't know desperate?"
"We been planning for a long time just tell us," Hades whines, "Those yutz won't give up."
"Okay, I'll help but first you gotta promise that I only tell the advice instead of planning it." Envy stick out her hand, "do we have a deal?"
Maleficent didn't like the fact that she sounded desperate, she is Mistress of all Evil, "No."
"Huh?"
"No." Maleficent said coldly, "I am a villain and I do not wish to make a promise from a girl who giggles at things that aren't even funny."
"I understand," Envy was happy that Maleficent didn't give up, "So, do I leave?"
Maleficent lips twisted into a smirk, "I think we can use you for a trap."
"A trap interesting," she nodded at those words, she look at her phone, "Well, Hercules and Aladdin are saving me as we speak. I think you should plan quickly, since my friend Alex text me a message."
Maleficent boiled in rage, she zap Envy into another portal, she fell in. Envy didn't scream. Hades hair turn orange yelled "What was that for? She could've have been prefect for a trap!"
"You dare! Yell at me!"
"Yeah, your an idiot!"
"HOW DARE YOU?"
"Blah, Blah, Blah, I'ma find her then I'll make a decent deal, yutz!" Hades puff into smoke.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Maleficent scream in rage, every villain expect Jafar left.
"Maleficent, calm down."
"SILENCE! YOU GENIE!"
Jafar face turn red in rage yelled, "You shut up you fairy!" Jafar puff looking for Envy.
"Disgrace to the forces of EVIL!" Maleficent yelled as the castle shook and slam her staff on the floor.
Author Note: Ohhh, Maleficent have anger issues. Review it!
