Author's Note: Torta is a snadwich just use a different type of bread you can look it up... hope you like it.


At House of Mouse, every toon were chanting Mickey's name out loud. Waiting for the grand opening. A few of the toons started talking about the real world was going to open up the entrance of ToonTown. Most of them like Roger Rabbit were excited it's been awhile for them to see the realies. The villains walk in sitting all in a group like always in the darkest corner. They waited for the show to start like always they always watch the chaos in the club.

"Hurry, Honey!" The villains turn their heads toward the sweet voice. Wendy came rushes in holding hands with Scarlet in her right. Captain Hook came rushing in holding their baby boy, Jack S. Hook, he pull in the chair for Wendy. She sat down smiling at her be loving son. Captain Hook whisper something in her ear, she nodded at the response. Wendy made 8 year old Scarlet sit on the left side of the table. Captain Hook handed her their baby, once she carry him in a loving motherly fashion. The captain kiss her on the cheek and walk over to the villains table.

"Well, it isn't love-boy," Hades shouted proudly while crossing his arms, giving his famous grin, Captain Hook sat next on the outside of the booth table, "So, Hooky is she wonderful?"

"Indeed she is." Hook said looking at his watch, "She is everything I want in life."

Hades saw Peter Pan few over at Wendy's table, Scarlet toss a salt shaker at Peter's head. He fall down on to the floor. Tinkerbell started to pull Scarlet's hair. Scarlet smack Tinkerbell out of the way. Peter Pan got up angry at Scarlet. Scarlet give him a glare she got the same look from her father. Scarlet stand up looking tough in front of Peter Pan even tho he was 4 inches talker than her. They started fighting yelling at each other. Wendy roll over her eyes.

Hades grin at the view which cause Hook to turn over his head. He look at his daughter pulling at Peter's hair; amazing got on top of him while Tinkerbell tried to pull the girl off of her best friend. Captain Hook grin at the view, his daughter his following her father's footsteps. Wendy look over at her husband across a few tables she give him a look you-better-do-something-about-this look. Their son started to cry outloud, whining for food. Wendy sigh packing her boy on the back. Trying to cheer him up. Peter Pan was able to fly up in the air but Scarlet grab his left leg pulling him down.

"So, life is treating ya right," Hades light up his cigar with his thumb, Hook turn over and nodded, "Your daughter tryin' to get revenge?"

"Indeed," Hook said laying back of his chair, drinking a glass of water, "you see she wanted to get him back because Peter think it was funny to throw mud at her. While wearing her favorite dress her mother work on for a month for her birthday! The boy ruined it all for her! So, I told her to get him back. So, one day she was able to grab Tinkerbell and use her to get Pan by trapping him. Then, once Pan came over Scarlet launch a cannon at him, which hit him by the leg. For awhile he couldn't walk or fly, Tinkerbell was able to get out and try to heal Peter. From then on they became enemies."

"Ah," Hades puff out a ring shape smoke, "I see your wife is getting annoyed."

Catain Hook glance at his wife's side of the table. Wendy told them to stop it but they didn't listen. Wendy try to calm down Jack by playing with him. Later on Jack look at the whole new world. It was so odd to him. Tinkerbell pull on Scarlet's pink ruffle dress to make her stop. Peter pan was pin down by Scarlet's superior reflexes and speed.

Wendy finally snap, "James Hook, you better get your behind here, right now and help me stop them from fighting!" The toons in that area saw the reaction of the beautiful Hook's wife reaction. The villains stare at Hook with an arch eyebow. Hook glare at them and went over to his wife. The villains snickered at the pirate's response.

Maleficent stare at the Captain with a wide eye, "That fool had gone soft," she thought to himself. She stare at the family for awhile. Hook help his wife with their daughter pulling her to stop. Peter Pan stick his tongue at Scarlet. Which made her rage in fury, she throw her red maroon boot at Peter Pan. Which hit him in the face, Tinkerbell face turn red she quickly pull Scarlet's hair. Peter Pan rub his face it hurts, he notice he tasted blood, he touch the area of the blood that came out of his nose. Peter Pan found the maroon boot on the floor throwing at Scarlet. Hook got in the way it struck him on the noggin. He fell on the floor, which cause him to get up with rage in his eyes. Scarlet and Hook started tossing random objects at Peter Pan. Peter Pan couldn't win this time he flew out of their area and went to the other side.

Hook and Scarlet give at big grin at each other. Hook pat Scarlet's head as she giggles. Wendy sigh with relief, she hates it when they fight with Peter Pan. Good thing is over for now...

Maleficent saw them from a far, "Maybe he have not gone soft, after all," Maleficent thought and stare at the relationship of the daughter and Hook, "He's teaching her the way of being a villain." Her eyes glance at Wendy, she smiled at her but return to her crying son. Maleficent bow her head in return, "It's just the way a family works." she thought one last time. She never could have a relationship with her daughter. Her prided as being a villain was far to high to be a loving showing mother.

Hades few the captain's family. He grin, glancing over at the empty seat. He hope for Persephone to return from her mother's little visit. Then, a glowing orbs appear and his wife was there staring him loving in his eyes.

"So, you asked?" Hades raised an eyebrow waiting for his wife answer, she put show her hands.

"Free for now." Persephone sigh in relief of her free time from the kids.

"You know, Seph," Hades puff out another smoke of air as Persephone light her cigaret with her lighter, "I been thinking since ToonTown and the Real World is gonna open up the entrance you want Envy to be the babysitter?"

Persephone thought about it for a little bit. It would make it way easier in the Underworld and she wouldn't have to go all the way at her mother's house, "You know that's a great idea besides," she lean over and whisper the rest, "you have to train her with her magical powers."

"Sephykins," Hades roll over his eyes, "I think she knows what she's doing? Besides, when it's the busiest time at the underworld when can ask her to help 'us out'."

"Mmmm," Persephone thought for a moment, "That would be easy and simple without explanations."

"Yeah, I wouldn't have to deal with the brats," Hades crosses his arms at the idea, "besides, if she says no, she own us. So, she have to do it wither she likes it or not!"

"Who likes it or not?" The god couple look at the tall vizier raising an eyebrow in curiosity, Iago on the right shoulder on him.

"None of your beeswax," Hades hate it when Jafar listening to all his conversations, "Something you wouldn't know."

"Oh?" Jafar sat next to them said, "I see."

"Jaffy just," Jafar cut him off, "I told you not to call me that?!"

Hades roll his eyes, "Gee, don't lose your toga!"

Jafar scowled at the god ignoring his comment, "So, who's like it or not?"

"I told ya! None of your beeswax!" Hades hair turn red his body started to glow red and cover in fires.

Then, everything have stop when Mic the Microphone started to came down the ceiling speaking, "Mic is back! The House of Mouse is back with new improvements. Welcoming you toons back to the club. Now hear is your host, the toonynest, the funnest, the the only famous mouse in town, MICKEYY MOUSE!"

Every toon in the clud started to cheer, scream, yell out a big shout as Mickey Mouse got on the stage wearing his same host outfit.

"Gee, Gosh," Mickey stare at the full house, "I didn't think I'll be miss this much! Ha-ha, everything changes when you have kids; like me and Donald. I have two kids Mike and Molly and Donald have one daughter Darcy. Oh boy, I hope like the show it's been awhile since when last time have a house this full! Now here is Huey, Dewy, and Louie's hit new song, the Smashing Pumpkins!" The crowd cheer as the band play a music.


Mickey Mouse run down to the back of the room said with joy, "Oh boy, Minnie I can't believe we have a full house."

"You better believe it," Minnie giggles as her twins play with Pluto, "Now, Mickey tomorrow you and Bugs Bunny are going to cut the ribbon of the entrance so remember don't stay up to late."

"Oh yeah! I almost forgot!" Mickey smiled giving Minnie a kiss on the cheek, "I'm happy I got you!"

"Oh, Mickey." Minnie blushed and give him a kiss on the lips.

"Mickey!" Clarabell yelled, "This important!"

"What is it?" Mickey asked.

"I got no gossip to tell!" Clarabell said, "How I'm going to do my show if I got no more gossip."

"You can make one up."

"Mickey," Minne warned him, "That wouldn't be right. Clarabell try to think of something okay."

"Alright!" Clarabell left out the back of the room.

"Mickey your on!" Minnie said, he went rushing over to the stage.

"Alright, here's a cartoon starting Donald," Mickey said showing the clip.

Horesous put on the disc little did he know it wasn't the cartoon disc. It was the realies' home made videos. The screen static for a while but then show the realies talking.

"Huh?" everyone even Mickey look at the cartoon confused. Mickey rush up to the video room, while the video was playing.

The video plays.

"OMG!" Samiha scream, "It's a dead rat!" The group of teenagers walk on the sidewalk looking at the run over rat.

"Well, don't look at it!" Alex hissed in annoyed walking with his usually tigh skinny jeans showing his boxers; wearing a white t-shirt, having headphones on carrying a backpack.

Someone laughing at the back amusing the person was holding the camera, "hahaha, Oh my god, its so hot today!" The camera shook a little.

"Sarah, your gonna break it," Samiha said putting her hands on her hips.

"No, I'm not," Sarah shouted, "Keep looking at the rat!"

"No!"

"Then, let's go walk to Jack in the Box! For adventure!"

They walk up at the end of the block and cross the street. They enter the fast food place seeing everyone their.

"Yello!" Sarah yelled in joy.

Bruce and Luke blow a kiss, wiggling their eyebrows. Envy rolled her eyes, "Stop that."

"You want some!"

The clip ended then it was a large classroom, everyone was clapping amusing Sarah was holding the camera, in front of the room. The teachers voice called, "Now its Bruce and Minx turn."

Bruce and Minx walk up the front of the class. Bruce said, "Wait I wanna start off good."

Bruce wore the same Zeus' costume. Minx hand the teacher their report and waited. Bruce turn his whole body to the the white board showing his back. Minx look at the teacher waiting for a replied as she stand on the corner of the edge holding flashcards.

"Ok, start."

Bruce turn around making a pose, one hand on the hips the other on his head, smiling. Everyone started to laugh at the girly pose he made. Minx started talking, "Zeus is know as the God of all Gods. He grow up on Olympus with his brothers Poseidon and Hades," Bruce started walking around the classroom like a model Minx continued, "He is the son of Cronos and Rhea. He married Hera, Goddess of Marriage. Even tho, he's married he continues to sleep with many women..." Bruce made a face which cause the class to laugh.

"Bruce, tell me what Zeus did to make Hera a jealous wife?" the teacher asked as she check the paper.

Bruce pause for a moment said, "Easy, he cheat on her..."

"Good. Minx continued."

"Zeus, had many sons and daughter but the famous one are known are Hercules, Ares, Athena, Hermes..."

"Man that dude been sleeping with a lot of woman," Luke lean back wearing his Hades outfit.

Minx pause when the teacher talk, "It's because he's a god and thinks he can do whatever he wants."

"That's not right," one girl said in a exotic accent, "If he was to do that to me! He better give me some child services for my kids."

Luke burst out laughing, "Make him pay for all those kids!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Minx and Bruce I give you an A for the report." The teacher spoke, "Now Luke and Alex."

"Oh, yeah my turn!" Luke jump out the seat sliding his feet like a kid, everyone laughs. Alex got up handing the report to the teacher and he stand in the same spot where Minx was. Luke made a pose; his finger on the lip while pouting in a girly look.

"Dude, you look like a rape victim!" one classmate laughs.

Luke grin said, "I'm too hot!"

"Start." the teacher said.

Alex took a deep breath and began, "Hades is know for being the Lord of the Underworld. He is the son of Cronos and Rhea. He is married to Persephone, Goddess of Life. In the myth Rape of Persephone, Hades kidnap the goddess taking her into the underworld..." Luke blow a kiss at Envy who rolled her eyes.

The clip skip and move to Bruce chasing Ruth and Envy while wearing the Zeus. Sarah followed them from the other side of the street.

"The wrath of Zeus! Run!" she laughs as Ruth and Envy run to the end of the block. Bruce slow down tripping and speed up grabbing them by the hair.

"You dead!" Sarah laughs, walking to the other street out seeing her friends out breath, "If this was real you be raped!"

Envy was out of air, "I think I would kill myself if he touch me!"

"Agreed," Ruth breath hard. Bruce stretch back breathing hard taking off his white beard and wig.

"God, I'm tired!"

The clip move from a dark room, Luke wearing the same Hades costume eatting a torta and chips drinking soda as he watch the view of his to friends wrestling.

Ruth was wearing a Maleficent's outfit pinning down Envy as the both struggle. Envy try to get out of the bed but Ruth would pull her in.

"Help me!" Envy stick her hand out for Luke.

Luke took a bite of his sandwich mumble, "I'm on my break!"

Envy blow her hair out of the way, Ruth sat on Envy waving her hands across her face, "It's so hot!"

"Let me go!"

"Never!"

"This is like porn," Luke swallowed, "A green bitch trying to have sex with a girl!"

"Ew," Ruth said as her robe spread across Envy's pin down body, "Your sick."

"Just sayin," Luke take another bite.

"Yo," Alex walk in looking confused, "What the fuck?! Is going on?"

"Maleficent is trying to rape this girl, " Luke went on, "I knew she like girls..."

"Okay?"

Sarah laughs out loud holding the camera, "Ruth and Envy are wrestling."

"Oh, I'll save you!" Bambi wearing an Aurora outfit, jumping on Ruths bed and attack her Ruth making Envy slide out of the bed. Sarah laughs.


Maleficent glared at the video. Her?! Like women!?


The video plays Ruth and Bambi wrestled on the bed. Luke eat his food as Envy took his sandwich and took a bite of it.

"What the fuck?" Luke whined, Envy glared at him.

"You didn't save me!"

"Awe you were alright!"

"What?!" Envy swallowed the snadwich she took, "Your a meany!"

"Awe, shucks I know you love me!" Luke hug her. Envy took another bite of his torta. Bambi fall out of the bed said, "It's hot!"

"Yeah I win!" Ruth did her victory dance.

"Okay?" Alex was still at lost.

Ruth got out of the bed with the robe wrinkled and messy, "It's so hot! How can this bitch wear this?!" Ruth started to take off the robe in rage.

"Calm down!" Envy help her out of the robes.

"It's never ending," Ruth yelled in heat, "How does this women deal with this outfit! I feel like I'm gonna die! Just by wearing this outfit!"

"Maybe it's because she wears it during the winter!" Luke crosses his arms holding the torta.

Envy take off the robes one by one, "Look at this! I rather go naked!" Ruth ripped the outfit in rage and slowly showed her bra and underware, somehow she lost her footing and fell in her closet. Her friends laugh at her while Envy stare at the ripped robes laughing.

"What the fuck just happened?" Luke eat his chips.

"The wonders of Maleficent's magical robes," Sarah laughs. Envy went inside the closet helping Ruth out of it. Ruth put on a shirt and her panty show as she tried to hide from the camera.

"You don't wear bloomers?" Luke asked while laughing.

"Fuck you," Ruth glare as she put on shorts, "I am Mistress of all Evil so shut up!"

Luke laughs, "I'm sorry Mistress but you may have show your weakness on robes!"

Ruth glare as she almost fall over her bed. Luke mock her, "I'm Maleficent I'm so evil that I turn into a dragon and die by a stupid sword but I'm still Mistress of all Evil because I almost got the prince..."

Envy laughs, "OMG, image..."

Ruth mock Luke, "Ohhh, I'm Hades. I live in the underworld but my bitch ass brother have sex with all the bitches. Oh, I want Hercules to die but I can't because I'm a idiot for listening to The Fates!"

Bambi giggles, "You swear!"

"You know my favorite villain is Jafar because he did something and he was close to being one." Alex said.

"Aren't all the villains like that tho," Ruth tied her hair into a ponytail said, "Hades was close too so was Maleficent but they were stupid for letting the minions do the work. Fucking ass lazy basters."

"But that was villains do," Envy explain trying to stitch up the ripped robes, "Thats how they do it."

"Stupid way," Luke roll his eyes.

"If I was Maleficent I would be so smart to just kill Aurora right there." Ruth said brushing her hair.

"You know, not everyone is smart as you." Luke said eyeballing at Envy. She gave up stitching the robes.

"Funny part Aurora slept through the whole scene she didn't do nothing but sing," Bambi said.

"Oh, I love Mulan she did something!" Envy said in joy, "I'm more into the villains, Maleficent, Hades, and Jafar are my main favorite!"

"I like Maleficent just because she was stupid." Ruth took a chip from Luke who glare at her.

"Me?" Luke said, "Hades, he's funny."

"Jafar." Alex said, listening to his music.

"Mmm, I think my is Madame Mim," Bambi said, "or Cruella."

"Maleficent is cool but she just ruin it in the end," Ruth sighed in disappointment, "'I'll show you all the powers of hell'! and turns to a dragon and die! WTF, man!?"

"Hey, she's a witch/fairy you'll be amazed how much time you need to use all your powers." Envy defended her favorite villain.

"Meh."

"I'm hungry," Bambi said, "Let's go Tom's Burgers!"

They nodded leaving the room. Sarah turn off the camera.


The show ended many heros' mouth drop at Ruth's comment on Maleficent. MAleficent glare at the screen many villain whistled as she shouted, "That fool think I'm STUPID! I'LL SHOW HER!"


Author's Note: Ohhh, Ruth have done it now! Stay toon!