Prank patrol
Ouat Priskly0731 asked for a oneshot of Robin and Neal continually pranking Emma. She can't take it anymore and goes to Snowing and Zelena.
Emma gasped as the bag of flour toppled over, absolutely covering her (and the kitchen) in the white powdery substance.
"Score!" Emma heard before the slapping sound of a high five. Emma found her teeth grinding together. It was just as well she was in control of her magic now, because if she wasn't she was pretty sure the kitchen would have exploded by now. This was the third prank her little brother and…step-cousin (?) had played on her. Someone had let them watch pranking videos on YouTube. Emma didn't know who that person was, but she would be making them pay somehow. Emma turned to face the two seven year olds looking like a bull in a china shop. Both still giggling, they linked hands and began to sprint in the opposite direction. Emma quickly used her magic to clean up herself (she would leave the kids to clean up the kitchen) before giving chase. After a couple of minutes, it became clear they would be able to outrun her longer than her anger would continue to provide her with energy. So she cheated and used her magic to freeze them to the spot. She then walked in front of them, hands on her hips. The two children looked up at her, trying to seem as angelic as possible.
"Nuh-uh." Emma warned them. "Not even close to working. One prank was a little funny. Two became annoying. The third crossed a line. I might have promised your mom Robin, as well as our parents Neal, that I would babysit you two for the whole afternoon, but I think time's up." She said. She unfroze them and took a hand each. "March." She warned. She would leave the messy kitchen as evidence for them to clear up later.
Emma knew Zelena as well as her own parents were at Granny's. There weren't many other places for tired parents to get a cup of coffee in Storybrooke. Emma marched in with the two children shuffling their feet behind her, both now looking rather sorry for themselves.
"Emma?" Charming asked. "What's going on?"
"I know I promised I'd watch these two munchkins, but I'm not being used as practice for a YouTube video." Emma told them. Both her parents looked confused. Zelena looked distinctly uninterested. "They just had me open a cupboard they'd booby trapped with flour. Which can still be found all over your kitchen. That was the third prank pulled since you left." Emma further explained. Snow and Charming fixed Neal with a stern look.
"That is not how we expect you to treat your big sister when she's kind enough to look after you." Snow told him. "Have you got anything to say for yourself, Neal?"
"Sorry." He said quietly.
"Just don't do it again." Emma muttered. There was then an uncomfortable silence as everyone diverted their attention to where Zelena was still sitting. She sighed. She was only halfway through her cup of tea.
"Well I certainly don't approve of you wasting food. Or having my me time interrupted." Zelena told Robin off half-heartedly. Snow raised an eyebrow at her. Was that really all she was going to tell her daughter off for after putting Emma through hell?
"Well what did you both expect? I'm the Wicked Witch. I think you should all be grateful it was just some pranks and not turning her into a frog." She pointed out. Emma rolled her eyes. Maybe she should only babysit Neal from now on.
