Girl's night disaster

julia23602829 asked for a oneshot of Emma being the one who gets drunk and silly instead of Snow in season 6. Snow and Regina have to take care of her, including her hangover.

"They're horny! HORNY! Get it?" Emma slurred before going into a fit of giggles. Snow and Regina smiled apologetically at the Vikings, who looked less than pleased at Emma insulting their hats.

"Yes, I think we all got it the first time…and every other time since." Snow said, ushering Emma to the booth on the other side of the pub, far away from the Vikings.

"Ok, maybe a girl's night out wasn't the best way to deal with heartbreak." Regina said, wincing. "Certainly not involving two for one cocktails."

"Don't be silly, Regina, I'm not heartbroken!" Emma stated, her head resting lazily on her hand. "What reason do I have to be heartbroken. Hook was a pirate. He was bound to leave sooner or later. I'm just glad he left before we could book a venue. Maybe those some of those horny dudes are single…" Emma commented, trying to get out of the booth. Snow and Regina quickly got her sitting down again.

"I'm not sure that's a good idea." Snow said gently. "You don't need a rebound."

"Then what do I need?" Emma snapped, the jolly drunk quickly disappearing.

"First of all, you need to sober up." Regina told her matter of factly. "If nothing else you'll see that those Thor wannabes need a good bath. Hopefully, you'll allow yourself to feel some of the pain you're harbouring. Emma snorted.

"Yeah, I think the absolute opposite is needed for that to happen." Emma said, reaching for her glass. Regina pulled it away. "Hey!" Emma shouted.

"No, Regina's right, Emma. I think maybe that's enough for one night." Snow told her. "You're hurt. You have every right to be. This was the last thing you needed, given everything else that's going on. Please talk to me." Snow begged her. Emma sighed, turning away.

"There's nothing left to talk about." Emma said quietly. "Hook's gone, and he's never coming back." Snow got out of the booth and with Regina, helped Emma up. "Let's get you home." Snow said gently.

Regina and Snow were able to support Emma back to bed. She was out in seconds.

"Maybe those martinis will have one benefit." Snow commented, going to the kitchen to get Emma some water and painkillers for the morning. "She'll sleep right through the night. Otherwise she'd be tossing and turning." Regina nodded in agreement. She of all people knew how heartbreak felt. With a small flick of her wrist, a small vial appeared in her hand in a cloud of purple smoke.

"Pour this into her water and have her drink it all. The hangover will clear much more quickly." Regina promised her.

"Thank you." Snow said, smiling gratefully.

"I might be reformed, but I am still a dab hand at ripping hearts out. If that pirate is ever seen on shore again, Emma need never know about it." Regina added. Snow wasn't entirely sure if she was being serious or not.

"I'll keep that in mind." Snow said. Also not entirely sure if she was being serious or not.