Author's Note: I do not own Disney's songs or charcters just to get it out there. D Minx own her persephone and Thanatos. I own my realies and Scarlet. I hope you enjoy this... My goal is to reach chap 30 before school starts.


"Envy!" Envy heard a woman's voice calling her name, she turn around and saw Ruth waiting for her. Envy got up walking up to her, she notice one thing her hair is her normal color, "How did that happen?" Envy thought then shrug.

Envy saw Ruth smirking once she met her face to face, "What's wrong?" she asked in a worried tone.

"Nothing," Ruth tilt her head toward Minnie who was letting her kids play with Pluto, she smiled, "Minnie said we can work with them! Starting tomorrow.."

Envy sat down to Molly and Mike's level playing with them, "Really!" joy ton turn into a disappointment, "What about school?"

"Don't worry," Ruth got out the map explaining, pointing at South Gate City and purple x's on the sides, "See, the x's are the areas that we can go in ToonTown. Turns out Mickey and Bug's are opening the main which is a sign for OK take down the rest of the tunnel's blockade. Since, ToonTown is big like Jupiter or more they are opening more portals, some say it'll soon connect to the world making one. Anyway, we can walk here to the House of Mouse easy!"

Envy smiled at those words but there was one problem, "That sounds wonderful but my mother never left me work..."

"Oh, Envy she is still being overprotective?" Ruth closed the map whiling sighing.

"Yeah," Envy mumble, "but since it's the House of Mouse I think she would let me work and since next year I'll just take regular classes instead..." Envy like the sound of that last year she taken two classes of AP and honors, this year she taken honors and AP which she hated so much but she did it for her mother but now it's her turn.

"I see," Ruth arch hey eyebrows, "So, I'll tell everyone by the way we get payed $13 an hour so its good as long we get money right?"

"Right?" Envy look over the underworld couple Hades sat next to his wife and started talking, "Oh! I got news!"

"What?" Ruth said while she help Minnie with the ipad she had given to her.

Envy let out a happy squeal, "I'm going to be a babysitter!"

"Aren't you a babysitter?"

"No, I mean I'ma babysit Hades's son Thanatos..." Ruth and Minnie drop the papers in shock.

Minnie tried to find the right words to speak, "Your going to babysit Thanatos?"

Envy nodded looking at Ruth and Minnie's unsure expression, "Yes, what's wrong with that?"

"Thanatos is Hades' son." Ruth almost shouted.

"Yeah, so?"

"He's a evil god," Ruth said, "If Hades is evil then Thanatos is evil!"

"Noo," Envy pause to think 'Thanatos is adorable and I doubt an angel like that would be evil' she thought and then spoke up, "Thanatos is sweet."

"Sw-sweet?" Minnie almost shriek.

"Yeah, what she said," Ruth agreed with Minnie, "Envy, remember what Persephone said about the necklace?"

"Yeah," Envy put her hand on the blue necklace she's wearing, "What's wrong?"

"Thanatos' touch can kill, right?" Ruth asked, the girls nodded, "If you weren't wearing that necklace, he could kill you!"

"But, I'll take care of my things just fine," Envy said not getting the main point of Ruth's explaination which made face palm her face, while Minnie shook her head.

"Thanatos is soon to be the Grim Reaper!" Ruth shouted the point at Envy.

"So?" Envy sounded confused, Minnie and Ruth sigh at her.

"Envy honey," Minnie explain, "Thanatos can kill you if he wants to."

"No, he is a baby and soon will be able to understand the cosmic rules of death and life..."

"I give up," Ruth cried, "Look just be careful with the Hellraiser, ok?"

Envy nodded at Ruth's words, Minnie went back to her job hoping the realie understand the situation of taking care of a villain's child especially its an evil god's child! Everyone turn to the attentions of Mickey's voice.


"Oh, Boy this was a very special day," Mickey said to the crowd, "Our show is about to end with one more cartoon, Clarabell's gossip and Erin's band. Now here's a Donald cartoon!"

The screen turned static plays into Donald trying to chase a dollar. Erin run toward Mickey started to talk to him.

"Um, Mickey?" Erin asked as the mouse look up at the male realie.

"Yeah?"

"I wanted to sing this song me and my girlfriend thought it will be fun for the villains and heros..." Erin lean over whispering in Mickey's large ears.

Mickey nodded at the idea of Erin's plan, "That sounds great!"

"Really!" Erin lean back said, "I thought so to so we can try it?"

"Of course," Mickey said in joy, "Just make sure its awesome!"

Erin nodded as they both headed in the back looking at the group of realies talking.

"What's going on?" Mickey look at his wife giving the realies work clothes.

"Oh, Mickey the realies want to help us run the club," Minnie said handing the clothes out, "It will be so easier and there will be no messes."

"Cool, I'm the Dj," D.J. smirking at the ideas of him working with Horace up in the recording room holding his assigned job.

"Oh, we're waiters," Sarah, Bellini, Bambi, Fifi, Adam, Luise, and Roxie said.

"Awesome, we're the band," Luke said to Bruce, Jose, Juan, Rose, and Erin.

"We are the dancers and back up act!" Jayla and Kayla said.

"I'ma help Minnie with the work," Ruth said in joy.

"I'm a valet," Diego said reading his paper, "I'ma help out Max!"

"Alex, Samiha," Minnie said, "You help with Donald at the door."

"Herk, Minx, Maria, you guys help Daisy with the appointments," Ruth explain, "Rosie you can help find gossip with Clarabell."

"Oh, yay I love gossip like this one time I heard Jasmine and Meg talking about putting on cucumber cream on their faces to make them look younger for their husbands," Rosie said while Clarabell started to write it all down.

"Do tell me more?" Clarabell said in joy with her partner helps.

"Anyways, Envy your the head chef sine Gus eats the food he can be the taste tester," Ruth explain at her best friend who smiled at the idea.

"I love the sound of that!" Envy smelled.

"Oh, boy! This is getting better and better," Mickey smiled at the idea things will get easier then before, "Welcome to the House of Mouse you guys!"

"Group hugs!" Rosie shouted, as everyone hug all together.


Once they pulled away, everyone went to there assigned jobs to see how its done.

Rosie and Clarabell went in the dinner room sitting at a table listening to all the conversation.

"Word on the street Jafar is having a crush on Maleficent again," Rosie lean at the villains talking, "Cruella is thinking about a new tiger fur coat."

"Mmhmm," Clarabell wrote in down on her notepad, she lean on the heros side, "Word on the street is Aladdin had been met a woman at the farm's market- Oh and Simba needed a new cat collar since he had flees.."

"Grimhilde became jealous at Jafar's new crush since they use to date," Rosie whispers, "and Gaston is trying to impress Bellini since she is way more beautiful then Belle. Oh and Robin Hood found new tights that are tighter."

"Aha," Clarabell wrote all the juicy gossips, "Snow White is jealous at Snowie since she's the fairest of them all."

"The princesses are showing off to the realies thinking their so prefect," Rosie said hearing everything and she loved it, "Oh, wait I'm hearing something about Zeus! Oh, ewww, no no! Yuck! That jerk!"

"What? What?" Clarabell lean over to Rosie.

"Zeus, is trying to impress Envy so he can sleep with her," Rosie had an idea, "Let's make a rumor for every toons."

"But Minnie said-" Rosie cut her off, "Hear me out it's call helping them out. If we just asume we heard it let's make sure everything goes in order."

Clarabell grin she love her job. Her and Rosie started to whisper to each other so they can get ready for their act.

The audience clap at the finish cartoon, Mickey zoom at on the stage smiling happily, "Oh boy wasn't that funny," Mickey said, "Now here is Clarabell and Rosie's Gossip World."

Everyone clap at Rosie and Clarabell show waiting for new gossips. They sat on the long stool chair waiting for the crowd to stop clapping.

"Gee, thanks Mickey," Rosie said giving her charming smile, "I haven't been this excited since going for the school talent show one time."

"Do tell." Clarabell said ready with her notepad and pencil ready.

"Well, it wasn't gossip I dance with my friend Alex let's just said with my clumsy feet I ended up with a broken leg," Rosie giggles at the memories, "Speaking of Gossip what you have in store?"

"Word on the street is Zeus have a thing with a new woman," Clarabell spoke fixing her papers, as the crowd gasp; Zeus dunk his head down hoping Hera won't scream in anger, "and it's been told he wanted to show her a new world..."

"No!" Rosie fake gasp at the gossip.

The toons lean over for more. Hera fumed at her husband new lover. Zeus ignore her hoping they won't say the name of the woman.

"Speaking of showing her a new world," Rosie leveled all her papers like a news person, "Aladdin have been meeting a woman in a farm market I guess he wants to she her a WHOLE NEW WORLD!"

Jasmine turn over at Aladdiin who gave her a my-bad smile, Jasmine glare at her husband reaction putting her hands on her already hips.

"Ohh, looks like there's been a few affairs," Clarabell said, "but you have to the fairest of them all to have a prefect relationship."

Grimhilde arch her eyebrow in annoyance at Snow White, "Oh, being fairest still doesn't change it," Rosie continued at the conversation, "Snow White is still fairest of them all by toons but when Snowie came in looks like she is the fairest of them all for awhile being jealous take it's tolls.."

Everyone gasp in shock at the gossip which was new to them.

"I heard being jealous can really ruined your skin," Clarabell said, "Just like Jafar's new crush which made the Evil Queen very jealous at the fact."

"Oooooh," The crowd said, Jafar glance over at Grimhilde. She crosses her arms turning away with a huffed.

"Looks like villain's get drama all the time," Rosie continued glancing at her paper, "I heard Bellini is the new Belle.. Looks like Gaston is trying to show off."

Bellini look over at Gaston who was showing off his muscles, she had a chill down her spine. Ew.

"Well, calling that The beauty and the Pinhead," Clarabell laughs, with Rosie, "Oh, word on the street is Jafar is trying a new approach on his new crush."

"Well, he could use less eyeliner," Rosie said, "It'll make him look like a girl... which he looks better with a black Mac eyeliner for dramatic events," Rosie hold out the eyeliner while batting her eyes fast showing it off.

The audience laughs. While Jafar stood in shock at the gossip it anger him. Maleficent saw the rage of Jafar's eyes even tho she giggles at the gossip.

"Speaking of fashion," Clarabell smiled, "Cruella is thinking about a new tiger fur coat.."

All the toons tiger gasp at horror while Cruella rage at her plans being ruined.

"Yikes!" Rosie said, "Well, watch out toon tiger's if I were you I would hide... by the way in our world it's also a new era of fashion."

"Do tell more," Clarabell beg in a joy tone.

"Ya, see animals prints are in and fur coats have been quite popular were I live," Rosie said as the crowd hear at the new fashion, "let's just say skinny jeans with animal print make you look cool."

"Very interesting," Clarabell said, "Just like the princesses trying to show off, huh?"

The crowd look over at the princesses with curiosity.

"Duh!" Rosie said, "Every since we came here they think their prefect. Honeys, it's ok your jealous of us. I mean who wouldn't be? We're awesome unlike you guys who complain about things in life like evil step-mother, pla-ease! I had three step-mothers let just say they are evil queen's material." Rosie crosses her arms in annoyance at the princesses.

"You hear that she had three evil step-mother. Whoa she should be a princess," the toons mumble over the crowd. While the princesses duck their heads in shock of the realies response. The villains lips twister into a smirk with the realie's complaint.

"Oh, must be hard, huh?"

"No, I just do the work," Rosie said, "I help out with the chores and my baby brothers and sisters."

"Are they evil?"

"Nuh-uh, I teach them to be ladies and gentlemen."

"I see," Clarabell said looking at the time, "Looks like thats it for today, Clarabell speaking this is Gossip World with your host Clarabell and-" Rosie smiled, "Rosie, we will see you soon now back to Mickey."

Mickey was standing on the side of the stage showing off his famous smile, "Well, that was something," Mickey laughs, "I hope you enjoy it. Now here is Erin's band playing Poor Unfortunate Souls a part of a little play from the Little Mermaid." Ursula choke down her water and started to clap at the idea the realie male his singing her song! The crowd started to clap at the band. Mickey went down the stage.


The lights hit on Erin standing in the middle wearing black-purple leather pants with a strange see-through covers around his legs with big black boots. He was shirtless on top, wearing only eyeliner around his eyes.

The crowd look at the odd fashion waiting for Erin to talk. He took a deep breath said, "Okay, you know how we been watching ya guys in our world. Every time a show is about to end me and my band with play song from one of you guys as a gift for you. I pick Poor Unfortunate Souls since it's my favorite song. Got it!"

The crowd nodded at the realie's idea some became excited such as Ursula. Erin waited for his girlfriend to sit on this table wearing a mermaid outfit. Then, Luke push a big pot covered with seaweed. Bruce push a large bookshelves filled with odd potions. Sarah and Bellini added a water color on the back round. Then, once it was done Erin stand next to Rose. While Luke went on the drums and Jose hold his guitar with strap around his shoulder. Erin grab his black electric guitar.

Then, the lights lower it's tone into a dark, purple lighting. Erin nodded and them smirk he lean next to the pot.

"Who are you?" Rose walk looking around the area in confusion.

"It doesn't matter who am I," Erin said walking next to her, "It's more about why are you here?"

"Well, your fishy friends told me you can help me," Rosie spoke softly as the crowd watch in awe.

"Ah," Erin smirk evilly, "What you need help, my dear?"

"Well, I want to be with-" Erin cut her arms in amusement, "Say no more! I can help I can give you legs!"

She gasp in shock, "You can do that?" Erin turn he's head over smirking sinister at Rose said, "Of couse, It's walk I do. It's what I live for.." he grab Rose by the cheek, "To help those poor unfortunate mer-folk just like yourself."

Rose turn her head away from his grip, he continued, "Poor souls with no one else to turn to." He look over at his pot smiling, "Hit it!" Luke and Jose started playing while Erin started to play while walking.

"I admit that in the past I've been a nasty, They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a change And I fortunately know a little secret It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)"

Erin lean over at his pot facing Rose, he waves his hands showing the odd coupld of an obese woman and a thin man. He slowly made them into hot looking people. He wave them off and started picking up the beat.

"Poor unfortunate souls, In painIn need! This one longing to be thinner! That one wants to get the girl! And do I help them? Yes, indeed! Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to me crying "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I help them! Yes I do!"

"Have we got ourselves a deal?" Erin smiled as the song continued with just a tuning lowering it down.

Rose look over at the pot with a hopeful eyes,"So, you give me legs-" Erin cut her off again, "Awe, but what can you give me?"

"I-I have no mo-" Erin cover her mouth smirking, "Ahh, You can give me your voice?"

"My voice?" Rose look in shock at the deal, "but how can I-" Erin crosses his arms and walk over to Rose showing her figure singing, "You got your looks! You got your pretty face! And don't underestimated the importance of BODY LANGUAGE, HA!" he shook his hips like Ursula did in the movie. Many toons laugh at the movement. Rose look over blushing at her boyfriend's moves. Erin started singing once the beat pick up he went over his potions.

"The men up there don't like a lot of blabber! They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word! And after all dear, what is idle prattle for? They're not all that impressed with conversation. True gentlemen avoid it when they can, But they dote and swoon and fawn On ladies who withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man!"

Erin throws in the potions in the pot as it makes a swirling pink fog coming out of it. Once Erin put the potions in the pot it made a Bomb sound and started to glow. When he kept wave his hand around. The crowd stood at awe.

"Poor unfortunate souls Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice! Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad! So true! If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet..."

Erin walk over at Rose who look at the pot swirling in different coloring. Erin wrap his arm around her holding out a golden scroll. While given an evil grin.

"You've got the pay the toll! Take a gulp! Take a breath! Go ahead! Sign the scroll.."

An wacky fishy pen came out of the blue, while Rose look at the scroll thinking. She grab the pen.. Erin lean over at his band playing.

"Luke and Jose Now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll! You poor unfortunate souls.."

Rose sign the godlen scroll really quickly as Erin grin at the mermaid. Erin grab the scroll and pen making them disappear in thin air as he give a stare of pure evil. He went over his pot and started chanting the magic words as his band play in a darken tone. The crowd watched with amazment.

"Beluga sevruga, Come winds of the Caspian Sea, Larengix glaucitis,Et max laryngitis, La voce to me!" Erin used his deep voice as he swirl the pot at the fog turning to two green hands Rose watched in shock, "Now... sing!"

Rose clear her throat as the toons lean over waiting for her to sing, "Aaahhhhh... ," she started as the green hands swirl around her body. Erin smiled, "Keep Singing!" Rose sang even louder as the green hands went in her body taking her voice. She saw it holding her neck in shock as the pink light flew in Erin's shell necklace. He grin at the shell glowing and laugh evilly at the plan, then the band started up at the song...

"In pain! In need! This one longing to be thinner! That one wants to get the girl, And do I help them? Yes, indeed! Those poor unfortunate souls! So sad! So true! They come flocking to me crying "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I help them! Yes I do!"

Erin point at Rose swirl around the fog and the people in dark clothing matching the background help take off the mermaid costume showing her legs while wear a bra and seaweed wrapping around her private areas. Erin and Jose started a solo, as the crowd gasp at the scene. Erin let out the longest singing line...

"Those poooooooor unfortunate soooouuuuuls!"

The hold band stop flat out, while Erin breath harder. As his girlfriend hug him. The crowd stood quiet for awhile looking at the stage. Then, let out a great big applause and cheering at the best performance.

Erin late out a big sigh of relief. The band got down the stage while the audience continued to clap. Erin wrap his girlfriend's neck with his left arm as they pass the villains table. He saw Ursula clapping at the approval. He smiled at her as they walk back at the stage.

Mickey went up the stage as the main light hit him, "Oh, Gosh! That was a wonderful performance from Erin and his band! Now if you want him to pick a song just go over at Daisy's desk and write down on her notepad! Well, thats the end take home Mic!"

Mic the microphone came down the ceiling smiling said, "Well, tomorrow ToonTown will be open and if you wanna see the grand opening make sure to check the new channel..."


The realies went from the back getting their things ready to go home. Envy saw Jafar talking to Samiha. Samhia wrote down something on the notepad Mickey mention! Samiha nodded as she wrote down on the notepad.

Envy went over to Samiha once Jafar left.. "So?"

"Hm?" Samiha look up typing something on the computer.

"What Jafar want?"

"Oh, he wants a villain's night of just their song singing," Samiha explain, "I'll tell Ruth about that later. I think it'll be nice since they never get a break. It should be a day of just Villains and Heroes don't you think!"

"I know," Envy whisper in Samiha ear as she smiled at those words.

"That would be great!" Samiha said typing on the computer, "I'll send it to Minnie and if villains have their own night then their wouldn't be no point for them to take this club, right?"

"Right!"


Later that night everyone went home getting ready for the big day. Little did they know Chernabog went to summon some souls in his area.

"Now," Chernabog spoke to his souls, "I want you to watch for Envy see if anything goes wrong. This realie is powerful then I thought..."

The three souls form into shadows and went off.


Author's Note: Gee, that was some performance don't ya think? I hope you like it review if you want!