A Ninja In Ancient Chinese
(Naruto x Feng ni Tian Xia)
(?, First Person POV)
Waaaaaaaah! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Seriously, what the hell?! I knew for a moment ago I just gave my eyes to Itachi so Danzo-teme (may gods curse him) can't have my left eye. Bad enough he took my right eye. Then I threw myself over the cliff. Since I don't prepare for landing, and the stream below was harsh. So maybe I died? Or I was carried downstream and saved.
...so... where the fuck I am? What happened to me? And who are they?
By they I mean pretty women who tends me. No, I'm not being pervert. They are really pretty. The prettiest one was so pretty and dressed in weird Kimono. Maybe she was a Daimyo's daughter and the other women were her maid? Or very high and coveted Ouran who was picky and very expensive as hell. But in which country I am? Never before I see weird flowing Kimono with small Obi like that.
I tried to sit up and ask, but unable to do either. I can't sit because my body was wrapped tightly like a baby, I barely can wiggle my toe. And when I open my mouth, all that come was
"bwawaawawa~"
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...what the FUCK?! What happened to my throat and talking skill? Poison?
One of the plain dressed lady looked at me and said something to Most Beautiful Women of Them. It doesn't miss my notice that they talking in language I never knew existed. My first initial thought was a made up language to hid fragile and precious information, but then I notice the tone was lax and cheerful, like it was ACTUAL language.
That means I wasn't in Konoha. Or anywhere in Elemental Continent.
"E~ uk!" I tried to curse but what come was mangled words.
Wow. That was brand new level of Inability-to-Talk.
The prettiest woman turned at me and coo like I am cutie-pie or ridiculously cute critter or very adorable puppy or something, and—
HOLY HELL! I AM A BABY!
What kind of hell this is? Am I being experimented and de-aged and shipped away? No. That can't be. If that the case then I must be feeling weak yet I don't feel so... except my chakra being sealed... or siphoned? Uh? Wait a minute... SOMETHING DRAINING MY CHAKRA!
"UUUUUUU!" I wailed—and fuck it. Fuck whoever reduce me to this state. I can't swear. Everytime I open my mouth what come out was baby words and when I want to scream or cry or just cursing what happens was I must be goddamn bawling my eyes out—
...
Hold on.
I CAN SEE?!
B-but... HOW? Danzo teme took my right eye and I gave my left to Itachi. I shouldn't have eyes. Did someone transplant new eyes on me? But why de-aged me? Or did someone de-age me first then give me new eyes? For what purpose? Experiment? Are these ladies was scientist crew? The one in charge of monitoring my growth? But they don't looks like they have mean bone in their body.
Except for this prettiest Lady. She might have mean bone since her Chakra feels trained. Jounin-level? ANBU-level?
Aaaaaaarrgghhh! My head's hurt!
"—Beiyue."
Huh. I caught up that word. Beiyue. I... I never heard word like that. What does that means? Uh. Is that... is that what they call me now? It's kinda... cute. And cool.
...but why did I get premonition from it?
OH SHIT!
WHERE'S MY DICK?
AM I GIRL NOW?
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
No
NonononononononononnononononoNONONONONONO NOOOO!
Please! I beg you! No breastfeed! NO! I don't want! I'm (used to be) a healthy MALE Teenager with hormones! Please noooooooOOOOO-
*gulp*
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...I'm dying...
My life is over...
O V E R
Today me and these ladies were out of the damn house. Good. I need to know where on elemental country I am (assuming I am STILL in elemental Continent which I highly doubt).
And yep. The architecture was more primitive compare to Konoha. More like backwater village where more modern techs haven't hit the living. Except it was flourishing and beautiful. Like I was thrown several couple dozen years into the past or so. Maybe sometimes during Clan War to pre-Konoha Founding? Or alternate dimension entirely.
...is that even possible? I know Yondaime-sama's Hiraishin was basically Time-Space Ninjutsu-Seal, so Time-Travel and Dimension Travel MIGHT be possible, but theory only. And if that even possible in practice, who can do it, why they do it, and more importantly why me?
This doesn't made sense.
Anyway, back to present!
These ladies bring me to a big place, bigger than Hokage Building. I think it was around the size of Training Ground #44 AKA Forest of Death, and that, was Biggest Training Ground in Konoha, with Kage Training Ground come as close second. The place was well maintained, clean and fresh with vegetations planted on the yard, with lots of guards and servants running around.
Whoever owned this place was goddamn rich bastard.
Those servants and guards I mentioned? Bowed respectfully at this prettiest lady who carrying me (Forget Itachi, forget Inu-senpai, forget Hokage-sama. No onewill let me live it down if they knew) as if she was Noble.
Well. The way she dressed and walk and speak, even though I have batshit zero clue of what she's saying, indicates that she IS a Noble. A noble lady who isn't snobby clingy girl. Well. Ain't that novelty? Maybe it's because she's a warrior as much as she's a noble.
Anyway! We went to an office of some sort, and I saw a guy dressed in gold was doing paperwork. He... he looks important. Was he this place version of Hokage? He sure as well has the right aura.
Pretty lady calls him out and when he saw her, he broke into big, bright smile and approaching her, approaching us. He looks like de-aged few years when he saw her. Much happier too. Was it jutsu? I wanna learn it! Imagine if I could apply it to fellow ANBU!
Oh. The lady and he chatted so amicably and warmly. And... was that love? Are they married? Good for them, then. This was marriage based by love.
The lady pass me to the man and he smiled at me. Saying something I don't know but whatever it was, it was something good. It have to. Because he hold me tenderly, lovingly. As if I was a very precious jewel he won't trade for anything in the world and...
And...
And...
...I like it.
I love it.
So very much.
I... don't have exact best relationship with my parents. My mother was aloof like most of the Clan... and my father... he one day stop recognizing me. Either as person... or as his son... or both.
It stungs. So bad.
That's why... I... I cry. And laugh. Both in same time. And clung tightly to this man who give me warmth of a father. Because I forgot how warm a father's love can be.
Is it bad I already use him to replace my biological father and not feeling guilty?
...I don't know... and I don't care.
I just want to bask in this warmth. Who knows how long I can have it.
It has been months since I wake up in this strange world. Ten months, two weeks, six days to be exacy. Currently the body I reside in had just turned Two and half. I did not just sit (or laying down for that matters) idle like a damn Nara on Lazy Day. I gather information as much as I can.
Thank goodness I was a Genius.
Right.
Conclusion #1: I was in entirely new world. How, I don't know, but I suspect a Higher Being's involvement. Why? Because I had seen pretty lady who take care of me summon a friggin Dragon WITHOUT a hand seal. There's a light formed a symbol—I think? Damn, I miss sharingan already—and the air distorned and then, BAM! A blake snake-like dragon with white man appears.
No summoning technique are like that. Never. All summoning jutsu I know involve series of long handsign and a large poof of smoke. Never like that. So yes. Entirely new world where there's different rules to play.
Conclusion #2: I am in body of two-and-half years old girl going by name Huang Beiyue. Huff. Keeping up with their conversation was difficult, but it worth it. The characters are weird, but some are familiar. Hopefully I can start learning. There's so far guessing can take me to.
Conclusion #3: I am a Daimyo's daughter. The pretty lady who take care of me? Apparently she was my—this body's—mother and she own large land. I can't read the characters well, but I know paperwork for Clan Head (and Daimyo since I once snuck into one during my ANBU days) when I see one. Wow. Am I going to inherit that once I grow up?
Note to self: learn beaucracy and passive-agressive bitchiness. How fun.
Sarcasm please.
I was three and thank Kami-sama or whatever gods above, I finally understand the language here. Yay for genius! Sure, I still have to learn, but Mom said I was more advanced than child twice my age.
Hehe. Sorry mom. But you see... your child here has soul of 16 years old Ninja. I have to learn fast.
Anyway... Conclusion #3 Addendum #A: am not just a Daimyo's daughter. I am Chibi-Daimyo. That man whom love me like his own daughter? He's my Uncle (I prefer calling him my Dad, though, since he act like one), and he is Emperor. So no. He was not Kage. He was Daimyo. And he grant this body—ME—with a fiefdom when I was just weeks old. That means once I grow up, unless I have little sibling I won't have one fief to take care of. I will have two.
Daaaaaaaaad!
Ugh! I can't believe it! Dealing with one is bad enough, now I have TWO?! This is going to drive me insane. Or alcoholic. Or both. Definitely both.
I wonder if this world had Sake or something.
I am four and Mom tell me what kind of household I—we—lived in.
I can't believe it. It's a freaking HAREM household. Not the sweet romance-erotica one where all ladies agree to sharing and supports each other, but a cutthroat one! The use-or-be-used kind of household. And wonder of wonder, not only concubines who compete with each other, but the children, which was, wonderful.
Sarcasm Mode: High.
What makes it worse? Mom doesn't love my sperm donor. At all. She married him just because her mom—my granny—told her so. Oh. By the way, the man she had to marry? My Sperm donor? He's asshole.
Let's see... Mom is prettiest girl in this nation and very rich and have I mention the Beloved twin sister of Dad (AKA the Emperor)? She's strong, smart, and role model of all noble girl. An angel on earth. And that deadbead useless sperm donor still cheated on her. I asked Mom's maids.
Concubine Fang is can't be helped. She's already here with child when mom married that lousy loser. So, yeah. Can't be helped. The two others, on other hand...
...are said to be menace.
Lesse... Concubine Qin. Auntie Jiahe said that lousy pervert cornered her during friggin BANQUET of all time and get caught in action. What a jackass. And the pervert had to take her in cuz her dad throw her out for shaming the family, and get pregnant. Well. You break it, you buy it. And that loose woman still have no shame, I heard. Girl. I know you're noble by blood, but learn some self-restrain dang it!
The other one, Concubine Xue. Formerly Xuelin. Auntie Jiahe and her friends hate her the most. I soon learn why. Xuelin used to be Mom's MAID yet she seduce her miss' husband till get pregnant. What a loose-legged backstabbing whore. No wonder Auntie hate her.
...and my lousy shameless pervert I had to call father (Yuck! Mouthwash!) is cold to me and Mom. What a ungrateful jerkass.
With parents like these... I am so afraid how my half-siblings turned out.
Great. Just... great. I can sense headache coming my way.
I hope they are decent. But if they made mom cry, then I will turn them into target practice. I could use some "help"in re-learning Great Fireball, after all.
I bet that would be oh so satisfying.
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Did I sound like lunatic pyromaniac? Looks like dying made me lose more brain screw.
Who cares? I'm Uchiha and we Uchiha loves fire.
Just that... retraining with my chakra siphoned somehwere is going to be suck.
TBC
