Author's Note: I do not own disney hercules. I own my Envy and realies anything that is pop up in the story. D Minc own her Thanatos Persephone, Eris, all the greek gods she had in her story and Aleczar Jafar. This is not the last part I add a part five which will be coming soon enjoy!
At Nyx and Erebus' home Envy and Thanatos stand in front of the door. Evny wanted to fix Thanatos' little bow tie. Thanatos look up seeing the dark sky, he saw a few souls flying around in misery. His lips twisted into a smirk.
"Alright Thanny." Envy finished checking on the tux chiton making sure it was straight. Thanatos nodded, once Envy stand in front of the door, she became nervous. She knocks on the door.
"Coming," Nyx yelled in a sweet sugary voice through the door, hearing walking sounds, the door knob made a clicking-chaining sound, she open the door with a swish, "Hello."
"He-hello," Envy was really nervous at the beautiful goddess, Envy hold Thanatos hand, "Ca-can we co-come in?"
"Of, course," Nyx let her in, Envy walk in holding Thanatos, "So, your the baby sitter?"
"Yes." Envy sat down next to the coffee, while Thanatos saw a plate full of underworld cookies, "but only for a month."
"What's all this feeling of fright?" Nyx held out the plate of cookies to Thanatos, he took the biggest one there.
"What?"
"No need to be nervous, Bubbala." Nyx sat down the light blue couch.
"I'm sorry." Envy blush in embarrassment, Thanatos sat on her lap eating his cookie.
"What for?" Nyx asked while she pour a cup of tea for Envy handing for her.
"I-I'm just am.." Envy said weakly.
"Don't be, Bubbala," Nyx said she handed the tea to Envy, "but you know it's been a while since I see a mortal with a haimish ponem."
Envy nodded her head, "Oh, um Thank you." hoping she found the right words.
"Your welcome, Bubbala." Nyx said in a polite response, she saw Thanatos eating her cookies, "Awe, every time I see that little punum. He grows!"
Envy look at Thanatos chewing his cookie. He laid back on her using her breasts as pillows, "He is a big boy."
Nyx and Envy heard a ding sound, "Ohh, my pie is ready!" Nyx got up walking to the kitchen.
"Do you need help?" Envy said following her to the kitchen, seeing a lot of food on the table, she put Thanatos on a chair.
"No," Nyx took out the pie from the oven placing it on the stove to let it cool of, "what's your name again?"
"Envy," Envy said looking at the table filled with food, Thanatos was pretty hungry that godling could eat, Envy was surprised he could put it all the way, "My name is Envy Rivera.."
"Ri-vera, huh?" Nyx said her last name slowly, she couldn't pronounce it right, "Is it a Romen name?"
"Oh, no it's spanish," Envy was glad she could talk about her race, "it was know for those people work at riverbanks."
"I see," Nyx smiled looking at her grandson taking a bite of her roast chicken with worms, "I always was a fond of different culture. What are you?"
"Salvadorian." Envy knows her mother's side of the family was a big mix of salvadorian, Panamanian, and Nicaraguan, "also Panamanian and Nicaraguan but my other cousins are Honduran."
"Oh, my now tell me do you make a big feast," Nyx touch her cheeks, "You need to ess more! Here, try my beef roast, Bubbala."
"Eat more?" she thought to herself. Envy took a bite of the beef roast, "MMm, its good."
"What's going on here?!" a man with a strong deep voice booming in the kitchen.
"Gw-andpa!" Thanatos yelled in joy.
"Nothing, sweetheart," Nyx put her hand amuse at her husband, Erebus walking in looking at the table filled with food, "Here is the children's babysitter, her name is Envy."
Erebus was to bust looking at all the food, he wasn't going to finish it all, "Woman what's with all the food?! It's not a feast!"
Nyx arch her eyebrow, drumming her fingers on her arm, Envy sat next to Thanatos, "I will have no one going hungry under my roof," she wave her finger in a z formation.
"Last time I check I built this home," he mumbles, he sat down on the other side of the table, Envy cover her mouth trying not to giggle from the shadow god.
"You must eat, bubbala," Nyx handed her a plate full of food, "I hate left-overs so I want you to eat as much as you can."
"Dag-nabbit, woman!" Erebus groan in a whiney tone, "Your gonna make the mortal exploded with all that food!"
Nyx half rolled her eyes, "Oh, I'm fine its been awhile since I eaten anything homey," Envy spoke softly.
Nyx smiled in approval while the god rolls his eyes, "You see, she wanted a home cook meal and if I hadn't made all this food then she would go hungry and you know I don't like that!"
Erebus let a long groan, "Why do I even bother?"
Nyx ignore him, handing a plate full of food to Thanatos. She touches his cheeks and let out a smile, "I see you have been feeding him well, Bubbala." She look over at Envy nodding in approval.
Envy swallowed the food she been eating, "I try." Thanatos started shoving food in his mouth.
"Well, its good Thanatos is having a little bit more meat on his bones," Nyx serve food for Erebus, "Last time I remember he was too thin. I felt he was gonna snap in half if I hug him."
Erebus look at the godling, "He starting to look like the boy." He smiled at his grandson in amused. Nyx handed the plate to Erebus, "Now I want everyone to eat as much food as they can!"
"Woman! Haven't you listen to a few minutes ago?!" Erebus whine at his wife.
"Haven't you listen to me about how much I hate left-overs," Nyx sigh at her husband, Envy and Thanatos were already serving their second dish, "See! They have no problem with it."
"This is good," Envy chew covering her mouth when she spoke, "Isn't that right Thanny?"
"Yus," Thanatos chew his food showing his smash food while he talk, "I love gwandma's food."
Nyx smiled at her grandson, "And I love my little punum joy for food. I just hope when he gets married he get woman that cooks him food."
"And making him bloated," the shadow deity mumble making Nyx glare at her husband.
"Now don't start with me, Erebus!" Nyx wave her index finger back and forth at him. Envy smiled at the couple, "They make a prefect pair," she thought.
"Whoa, ma" a stoner voice ring Envy's ear, "What's with all the drama?"
"Nothing Hypnos," Nyx walk over at the god with dirty blond hair type, "You want to eat some food?"
"Sure ma but no chicken," Hypnos spoke in a stoner voice, "I had a dream a chicken came back to life in my stomach and..." he pause trying to remember.
"And?" Erebus fold his arms waiting for his son to answer in annoyed.
"HUH?" Hypnos shrug, "I forgot!"
Erebus rolled his eyes at the god of sleep then yelled, "Oh, I remember... wait... no."
Envy stare at the god with a nightie sparkly hat, with a long blue nightie robe, with a navy sparkling slippers. He almost look like Phantasos but with a dark green skin tone. His long blond wave hair a little lighter.
"Anyway, I won't eat chicken!" Hypnos said in a loud tone. His mother handed him a plate full of food.
"Oh, almost forgot! Hypnos this is Hades' kids' babysitter, Envy." Nyx put her hands on Envy's shoulder.
Envy wave hi at the god of sleep, "Oh, man I thought I was seeing double," Hypnos rub his eyes, "Sorry... Envy, huh?"
"Yeah, that's my name," Envy got a napkin rubbing off the mess Thanatos made around his face, "Thanny, don't make a mess."
"Sowy." Thanatos give her the most innocent look.
"Whoa!" Hypnos look at his nephew, "He just looks like Hades for a moment! I was about to ask him how did he get so short."
"Not having enough sleep, Hypnos!" Erebus said, looking at his son.
"Um," Hypnos scratches his head and yawn, "Not really, dad. The boys started fighting about who's turn is it?"
"Isn't Morpheus go first then Phantasos decides if its time to leash the nightmares?"
"That's what I said," Hypnos eat his mother food sitting on the floor, "but it took awhile for them to understand!"
"Well, at least you handle them! Back in the old days," Erebus began his old folk tales, "We would make sure they understand the news and deal with it!"
"But dadddd this is not the old days!"Hypnos yawn which causes Thanatos to yawn. Envy put him on his lap as he snuggle next to her.
"Awe, look Erebus," Nyx clasp her hands in joy of her grandson's sitter, "he got a crush."
Envy smiled t the godling when he began to fall asleep, "Awe, man. Looks like I use my yawn power to make him fall asleep," Hypnos yawned again which made Envy yawn.
"Hypnos, stop it!" Nyx said to her son.
"Sorry, it's a force of habit."
"This remind me of Hades' first crush!" Nyx said in joy at the memory.
"Oh, he had a crush?" Envy asked as she rub Thanatos back when he closing his eyes slowly.
"Yeah with Eirene-" Nyx began but The Fates voice echo in the room, "Wait! We wanna hear the story." Then, they appear with a circle light.
"Hello, mother, father, Hypnos, and Envy!" The Fates said together.
"Hey, sisesss!" Hypnos said in a sleepy tone, "Wait why is there six of you?"
"Rub you eyes, Bubeleh." Nyx said as she put Envy and Thanatos' dishes in the sink.
Hypnos rub his eyes trying to get rid of his sleepness, "Oh? My bad."
"Augh, Hypnos you always misleading," Clotho said in annoyed, "You need more sleep."
"Anyway," Lachesis began folding her arms, "tell that silly story."
Nyx handed them a plates full of food, "Oh, where was I?" she pause and them remember, "I remember. Eirene was Hades' babysitter when he was Thanatos' age."
"We use to tease him all the time," Clotho giggles adding a piece of information, Envy smiled.
"When Hades was a kid me and Erebus needed someone to watch over him. While we do our midnight duties-" Hypnos laugh, "Hahahah, duties."
Nyx put her hands on her hips, "Anyways," she turn her head back at Envy hoping her sleepy son wouldn't interrupt, "and all of our other kids have duties of their own. So, we paid Themis daughter, Eirene to babysit for Hades and every time she would come over he would always try to impress her."
Erebus chuckled at the story, "Tell her about that friendship bracelet."
"I'm getting there, dear," Nyx said to her husband then turn back to Envy, "Eirene would come over just before we leave to work and from the moment she step in the house Hades would go goo-goo eyed and he fumbles his words then, his face grow pink from the embarrassment every time she spoke to him."
"Awe," Envy giggles, "That's so adorable." Thanatos woke up from a loud snore Hypnos made as he fallen asleep from the story. One of The Fates kick him on the leg.
"Hey, man.." Hypnos yawned rubbing his eyes, "What was that for?"
"You woke up the godling." Lachesis said crossing her arms at her brother.
"Geez, sorry." Hypnos look at Thanatos yawning and stretching while sitting on his sitter's leg, "still you don't have to kick me"
"Augh," Lachesis look away in annoyed.
"Oh, I just remember!" Envy said to Nyx, "Did Demeter came over in the afternoon."
"Yes she did, Bubbala," Nyx sat down smiling, "Melinoe was sleeping at that time but she was adorable. Demeter told me since you left Melinoe started crying the whole night."
"Awe," Envy said, Thanatos scowl at his sister's name, "Did she told you any thing else?"
"Yes, in fact she told me to tell you that she would been keeping her for another week," Nyx began remembering Demeter's message, "so that little punum would get use to you."
"Can you tell her I said Thank you," Envy said, she wanted Thanatos to have complete trust on her, "This little godling still have to get use to me."
Erebus watch amused at Thanatos rest his flamed-hair on the sitter's chest, "I think he have."
Envy watch Thanatos trying to fall asleep again, "I think we better go home before this godling light his hair out," Envy got up holding Thanatos in her arms.
"Of course, bubbala," Nyx said giving a kiss on her grandson's cheek, "Night Thanatos."
"Why don't I get a goodnight kiss, ma?" Hypnos asked in a whiney tone.
"Because you're a grown god." Erebus said arching at his son.
"But still." Hypnos mumble like a little kid and fold his arms pouting.
Envy giggles at the god of sleep, "Thank for the food!" she said to Nyx, "You want me to take some home?"
"Of course, bubbala," Nyx wave her hands and stars sparkle a big bag full of left-overs, "Now this is only half of it. I want Erebus to eat all of this tomorrow."
"Dag-nabbit woman!" Erebus groan glaring at his wife, "one day your gonna kill me?!"
Nyx huffed puting her hands on her hips, "Erebus, you can die your a god!"
"Ohh, but I can have stomach aches for a week," Erebus complain out loud, "I rather die, woman!"
"Now don't you start," Nyx wave her hand, "Tomorrow I wanna see all the food gone!"
"Are you insane?!" Erebus asked, "I'm an old god I can't finished all of this by tomorrow."
"Then, you better start!" Nyx shot back, Hypnos whistled slowly disappearing with sparkles and dust. The Fates vanish without their parents noticing it. Envy slowly walk out the door while Thanatos was laughing at his grandparents' argument.
In the Underworld Envy rush to the kitchen putting all the food away in the refrigerator. The imps walk in seeing all the food.
"Nyx?" they asked looking at the food.
"Mmmhmm, she hates left overs," Envy giggles remembering her Aunt Screama how she hates it when she have left overs in her home, "You guys can have some."
The Siren sisters flew in seeing all the food, "Whoa!" they said in shock of the food.
"I guess will be having left overs for about three days," Envy shrug which was a relief she got time to relax, "You want some?"
The minions let out a smirk, "Yes, we do!" Envy smiled giving them plates of food. Thanatos pull her dress, "Envy! Envy!"
"Yes, Than?" Envy looks down at Thanatos as his hair flickered when he move his head.
"I want some, too."
"Than, you just ate two plates full and I don't want you to get fat like Bacchus," Envy said bending down at his level.
"But I'm hungry!" Thanatos pouted showing his innocent eyes.
"Okay, but after this day you have to eat a little," Envy was glad Thanatos didn't gain any weight from all the food he eaten, "okay?"
"Yus," Thanatos nodded, Envy hand him a plate full of food, "Thank-coo!"
After a big feast of Nyx's wonderful meals. The minions went to check on work then go to bed. Envy wash up Thanatos and get him ready for bed. Envy went to sleep after that.
After a three days, Envy hand a call from someone unaccepted. While she was in her towel and drying Thanatos bald head.
"Hello?" Envy asked on the phone.
"Hello, Envy?" a woman's voice answered.
"Yes, who is this?" Envy asked holding the phone with her tilted head with her right shoulder while she dry up Thanatos.
"It's me! Aphrodite." She said hoping Envy remember her.
"Oh, Hello, Aphrodite." Envy said while Thanatos was laughing.
"Are you still babysitting Hades' kid?" Aphrodite asked in a calm voice.
"Yes, I have about two and a half week left I think. Why?" Envy asked, She dress up Thanatos.
"Oh, thank the Fates!" Aphrodite said in relief, "I need a favor from you."
"Yes?"
"I want you to take care of Eris for a while the babysitter cancel and I have this appointment with Hera and Demeter."
"Sure," Envy moved the phone in the other side, Thanatos tried to button his chiton, "What time?"
"I can drop her off this afternoon."
Envy check the list of meetings she was free, "Sure, I'm free in that time."
"Thank you so much!" Aphrodite cheer in joy, "I'll be there as soon as I can."
"Ok, bye."
"Bye."
They hung up. Envy button Thanatos' chiton, "Your gonna have a friend come over."
"Who?" Thanatos asked cooly.
"Eris." Envy saw Thanatos face made a scowl face. He gets annoyed by her. She whines, cries, and complain. Those piss of Thanatos.
"I hate her." Thanatos said looking at his sitter.
"Well, I have to take care of her for awhile and I want you to be a good god with her." Envy said, straightening his chiton.
"Fine." he mumbles.
When Envy got dress wearing a black chiton with a dark underworld pin with two straps on her shoulders it show her ankles which was a little shorter then the other outfits. Envy hold Thanatos's pale hand and walk into the main underworld room. When Envy walk inside she saw Jafar standing there.
"Jafar?" Envy ask as she walk toward him in a confused look, "What a surprise?"
"I'm full of surprises," Jafar smirk, he look over at Thanatos who run to his crayons and paper and started drawing, "I was wondering if we could take a stroll."
Envy looks at her cell phone, it was almost time, "Oh, I'm sorry. I have to babysit Aphrodite's daughter."
Jafar bow, "Maybe next time, then."
"Maybe," she bow the same way Jafar did but more of a woman's fashion, "Are you hungry?"
"No, I just ate with Maleficent a few minutes ago." Jafar said.
"Oh, that's nice," Envy said, "How's your son?"
"Fine, Hecate is taking care of him." Jafar said in a drone tone. Envy shudder at the mental picture of Hecate and Jafar.
"Have Hades call?" Jafar asked, looking at the realie.
"No, I guess he's enjoying his vacation."
"Ah," Jafar started walking down the hall, "I'll be in Tartarus working."
"Very well," Envy saw Jafar walking, "Be careful."
"I will." Jafar smirk and disappear in the hall.
Envy waited for Aphrodite but then there was an unaccepted person puff in blue smoke. Hecate holding a four year old boy in her arms and her hand on her other hip. She wander her eyes looking around her eyes landed on Envy. She arch her eyebrow and made a annoyed face.
"Where's Jafar?" she asked, her son started to tug her strap.
"He went in Tartarus he said he's working." Envy said in a confused look.
"Ohhh, so that's what he said," Hecate growled, "That bastered!"
"Is everything alright?" Envy asked.
"No!" Hecate shot back, her son started mumbling, "He was suppose to pick up Alcezar!"
"Oh?" Envy said no wonder he puff here to get away, "Hmmph, typical fathers always don't want to do their part," she thought.
"Yes!" she said in rage, "I'll just wait for him to get out of Tartarus!" Hecate sat down on Hades throne angrily.
"Um, I don't think Ha-" Envy began until Aphrodite puff out holding Eris crying out tears in one hand and the other a pink pouch, "Here, she wouldn't stop!"
Aphrodite handed her daughter and the pouch in Envy's arms, "Bye, Eris! Thanks Envy!" With a puff of pink smoke and hearts she was gone. Eris let out a loud scream. Hecate cover her ears in annoyed by the bratty little goddess.
"Here!" Hecate puff in front of Envy handed her son, Alcezar in Envy's other arm with a light blue pouch, "Just tell Jafar that it's his turn!" Hecate left with a puff of blue smoke.
Alcezar Jafar look at Envy with a wide eye and then at the four years old Eris. Eris was letting out a loud tantrum.
"Put me down!" she burst out, hitting Envy's arm. Envy wince at the pain. She quickly put down Eris. She started to kick, hit, crying on the floor.
"You want me to put you down, too?" looking at the pale skin demi-god.
Alcezar raised an eyebrow at Eris and shook his head. "At least he's quiet," she thought. Thanatos glare at his friend, Alcezar in his sitter arms. Thanatos remember when Jafar introduce him and Alcezar in a special party. Thanatos didn't remember who's party was it, he shrug it off.
"I want to go home!" the red-skinned goddess crys out loud, "I... WANT... TO... G-G-GOOOOOO... HOME! AHHHHHH!"
"Oh, my." Envy said in a worry tone, "Eris, stop crying."
"YOUR NOT MY MOM!" she shriek out loud. Which made the boys cover there ears.
Envy sighed she grab her wand, waving it. She made Eris voice in mute. The boys look at the realie who sighed in relief, "That's better don't you think?" Envy said putting her hand on her hips.
The boys grin at the muted Eris. Eris then notice her voice was gone. She tried to scream, talk, cry nothing work. Eris stomp her feet to the ground getting mad at the realie.
"Now Eris I want you to be a good girl or else," Envy look in her bag a saw the gold apple, which made Eris' eyes widen at her apple, "you won't be able to keep this for a while."
Eris started crying pulling Envy's dress tight. Envy raised her eyebrow her wand touch the golden apple and it disappear, "Eris! I want you to behave!"
Eris sat on the floor angrily, folding her arms and sulking in anger. Envy put Alcezar. He stand on the floor looking around the underworld.
"Hi," Alcezar said softly at the realie, "My name is Alcezar Jafar."
"Hi, Alcezar," Envy bend down at his level smiling, "My name is Envy."
"Where's my dad?" Alcezar asked with a polite manner. His eye's are purple with dark black hair and pale skin like Thanatos' skin.
"He went to do something first but he'll be back.." Envy said, glancing at Eris still sulking at her, "for now I'm your sitter and we're all gonna have lots of fun."
Eris glance over at the realie showing her a death glare. Alcezar let a soft smiled, "REALLY?"
"Really." Envy look inside his pouch seeing a vail filled with a green potion in it, a few clothes, toys, and a book of magick. Envy grab Eris bag filled with toys and clothes, "We're gonna have lots of fun, right Eris?!" Eris stick her tongue at her.
On Olympus Demeter, Hera, and Aphrodite relax in the spa. They relax in the mud bath.
"Just what I need," Aphrodite said rubbing her aching neck, "Eris has been a handful."
"Mmm, Melinoe had been staying up all night," Demeter put cucumbers on her eye leaning her head back, "I need this."
"Thank the Fates for this lovely day." Hera said enjoying the mud bath.
"So, have you and Zeus been working things out?" Aphrodite asked as she lean her head back.
"No," Hera sigh heavily, "it's been awhile since we done anything."
"Oh, Did you try Virginity Renewal Treatment?" Demeter asked, she didn't want to tell her little sister about the event that happen at the meeting.
"I did everything and he wouldn't go to bed with me," Hera said in a sad tone, "I think he been sleeping around someone maybe that realie."
Demeter choke on her sparkling water, "Are you sure?"
"Of course," Hera crosses her arms, "Zeus always look at her with those lustful eyes."
"Hera, the realie couldn't sleep with him," Demeter explain, "She have to babysit Hades' children for Fates' sake!"
"I agree," Aphrodite said relaxing with cucumbers covering her eyes, "Besides, she's babysitting Eris. There is no way Zeus would want to go in the underworld seeing so many godlings running around."
"Your right," Hera pause then spoke, "Maybe I been just over reacting.."
"Your always jealous of every woman, Hera," Demeter thought.
In the Underworld Envy, Thanatos, and Alcezar played Twister Underworld style. The imps would spin the arrow.
"Right foot on grey skulls," Panic said to Envy. Envy tried to move her right foot on the grey skull. She put leg under her left making it look at pose.
"My turn!" Thanatos yelled at the imps.
"Right hand a purple skull," Pain said Thanatos was trap until he let his smoke hand touch the purple skull underneath his sitter's face.
"Alcezar your turn.." Envy said who was under her with his hands across and his legs in a weird positions. Eris saw them playing making her feel left out. She then stop sulking looking at the fun. Envy glance over seeing Eris biting her bottom lip.
"Left hand on blue skull," Pain said. Alcezar tried to figure it out where he can find the prefect spot. He then put his left hand above Envy's leg.
"You wanna play?" Envy asked at Eris slowly nodded, "Alright, make room. Eris wants to play."
Pain spin the arrow, Eris waited for her turn, "Left hand on purple skull." Eris put her hand on the purple skull. In no time she was becoming twisted like the rest. Her face touches Alcezar and he started blushing. Eris scowl at him but Alcezar just gave her a soft smile.
"Left hand on grey skull," Panic said to Envy.
"Oh, I think I can't do that," Envy stick her tongue in the corner of her mouth trying to reach the grey skull that was underneath Thanatos stomach. Envy use her middle finger to touch it. They all sigh in relief.
"What are you doing with the children?" Jafar asked scaring everyone one. Making the sitter and the children lose their footing. Falling on top of each other giggling at the fun.
"Oh, Jafar!" Envy stood up giggling, helping out the children, "you scared me."
"I'm sorry," Jafar stare at his son, "What is he doing here?"
Alcezar smiled at his father, "Father!"
"Hello, Alcezar Jafar," His father said, looking at Envy who strap went down her shoulder showing a little more he look away quickly, "Envy why is he here?"
Envy fix her strap dusting off her dress, "Hecate came by angry at you. She said it's your turn."
This made Jafar let out a long groan, "She always does that! I'm gonna have a talk with her! Take care of Alcezar Jafar," Jafar left with a puff of red smoke.
"Father is angry isn't he?" Alcezar pouted, Envy got down his level rubbing his head, "He is mad at me is he?"
"No, he's not!" Envy rub his short black hair, the Demi god glance at his sitter, "He is just busy from working.. He plays a very important part."
Envy felt someone tugging her dress, she look over seeing Eris pointing at her neck, "Oh, I almost forgot!" she grab her wand waving at Eris.
"Did it work?" Eris asked, Envy nodded.
"Yay!" Eris said in joy she could talk again, "I can talk again!"
"No cw-ying!" Thanatos shot up a glare at the red-skinned goddess.
"Shut up!" Eris yelled at him with a glare.
"Both you stop or else!" Envy said at the two godlings fighting. She show her wand to prove she wasn't playing. They stood quiet.
"Alcezar, are you hungry?" Envy asked the pale demi-godling. He look up nodding at his sitter with a frown.
"Let's go make lunch." Envy said hold Alcezar with one arm. They follow her into the kitchen.
After hours of playing and eating snacks. Envy decided to give Eris the golden apple.
"Now Eris," Envy place the apple in Eris' red hands, "I don't want you to use this apple in the underworld."
Eris nodded smirking at her golden apple, "When can I use it?"
"When you go home?" Envy smiled winking at the goddess, she lean over her ear, "Just hide it from your mother." Eris nodded hiding it under her white chiton.
Then, poof a pink smoke with hearts came out of nowhere, Aphrodite standing with one hand on her hip, "I'm here!"
"Mommy!" Eris went to hug her mother.
"Did you have fun?" Aphrodite look at Envy handing her the pink pouch. She was surprised the room was clean and with no distraction.
"Yes!" Eris smiled which shock her mother.
"You did!" Aphrodite was glad to hear that, she glance at Envy, "I hope she wasn't a bothersome."
"Oh, no she just an angel," Envy smiled, Aphrodite smiled at the good news, "Eris was a little bit scared but she had fun."
"Yes, I did!" Eris smiled. Aphrodite smiled at her daughter.
"Well, maybe I shoulda ask you to be the babysitter but it looks like Hades beat me to it," Aphrodite joke.
"Yeah," Envy giggles, "but I don't mind taking care of Eris."
"Oh, yeah!" Aphrodite saw her daughter Eris starting to pull her pink chiton, "Mmm, I'll get back to you that next time since I have to take Miss Cranky-Chiton home."
"Goodnight then," Envy glance over at Eris, "Goodnight Eris!"
"Nite!" Eris said pull her mother's chiton, "Mommmmyyyy I was go home!"
"Fine, well goodbye and night, Envy." She vanish in puff pink smoke and red hearts.
Envy look back at the sleepy Thanatos and a sad Alcezar. "For a two-year old, Alcezar knows what's going on," Envy thought for a moment.
"Alright, time for bed!" Envy clasp her hands together she notice Jafar might come around late at night to get Alcezar.
"But Alce-za-aw is here!" Thanatos whined, he doesn't want to share his sitter any more. He tried and he hated it. Aleczar been taking her for the whole day! Now she is going to read him a story instead of him! No, he didn't want that.
"Thanatos," Envy said in a serious tone, "He's your friend and you have to be respectful!"
Thanatos began to sulk like Eris. Envy sigh at the flame haired god. Thanatos had an idea. He reach his hand toward Aleczar Jafar. Aleczar Jafar notice Thanatos wanted to touch him and he run toward Envy. Envy saw Thanatos chasing Aleczar.
Envy quickly pick up Aleczar Jafar in her arms, "Thanatos!"
"What?! I don't want him here!" Thanatos stomp his foot on the floor.
"Your crazy!" Aleczar shot a glare at the godling.
Thanatos sneer at the demi-god, "I don't want ya here!"
"En-vy," Aleczar her strap, "Mommy put this green liquid thing. She said it would... help me live from Thanatos!"
Envy took the vial out of Aleczar pouch, he let him drink the whole vial. Thanatos sneer in disgust. Envy put Aleczar down.
"Touch me, youuuu bul-ly!" Aleczar shouted at the god. Thanatos smirk, he touch Aleczar Jafar on the shoulder. Nothing happen he didn't die.
"Why won't you die?!" Thanatos scream in rage.
"Thanatos! Aleczar! Stop fighting!" Envy wave her index finger seriously, "Don't make me take away Mr. Skelton and Aleczar don't make me tell your father!"
"Yeeeesss, Envy!" Both of them bow their heads pouting. Envy took them to her room. She knew Thanatos wouldn't want to share his bed with Aleczar. She wash them both and change them into their nighties. Envy read them a scary story which didn't scare them but it was nice to hear one. They both slept on her bed as she kiss them both on the cheek. She change into her large T-shirt nightie wearing no bra underneath. Just panty and dark blue fuzzy slippers on her feet. She closed the door and walk to the main room. Envy waited for Jafar on the couch. The shadows watch her from far away making sure they wouldn't get caught by her. Envy's eyes started to close slowly then, she fell asleep.
Around at 3 in the morning Jafar walk in the Underworld anger! He and Hecate fought for a while about who's turn on raising Aleczar Jafar. Jafar know it wasn't his turn he had been busy with his research on the realie and with everything that's been going on. Jafar didn't even wanted to deal with Hecate anymore. "Can't she understand I'm busy!" Jafar talk to himself. He walk in the main room seeing Envy sleeping on the couch curve up into a ball. He arch his eyebrow looking at the realie sleeping. He notice she was showing her legs a prefect curve shape. Jafar got close to Envy, one of the shadow's decides to wake her up by giving her a nasty dream. Without Jafar's notice on the shadow, Envy started whimpering at her dream. Jafar let his hand touch her shoulder. Then, Envy burst out screaming which cause Jafar to remove his hand away from her shoulder.
"Oh, it was just a horrible dream," Envy touch her head with her hand rubbing it slowly, "what a relief." Envy eyes wander toward Jafar.
"Did I scared you?" he asked, watching the realie sigh heavily.
"No, it was just a horrible dream," Envy yawned, "What time is it?"
"Three in the morning." Jafar response in a monotone voice.
"Your here late." Envy got up fixing her nightie, she folded her arms, "Aleczar Jafar had been waiting for you."
Jafar stood stun at the realie, "Oh, now I'm a kid, for Allah's sakes," Jafar thought. Envy started to tap her foot on the group waiting for answer from the vizier. Jafar rolled his eyes, "I don't have time to explain myself. Now where's my son?' Jafar said in a polite manner.
"Not until you tell me where have you been and what took you so long?" Envy said impatiently, it's one for her to care a child for a bit but leaving Aleczar without saying anything is another thing.
"Now Envy this is not your bu-" She rudely cut him off, "It's soo my business when you left me take care of hi. Now speak!"
Jafar glare at the realie in front of him. Jafar decided to just tell her, "I had a talk with Hecate about our son."
"I see," Envy sighed, "You could at least call the Underworld phone or something instead of not telling me what time you were coming back. Your son is hurt."
"He'll get use to it," Jafar spoke in a manner tone, "Either way it won't get better."
"At least try," Envy show her innocent eyes, Jafar raised his eyebrow, "Look you have to spend time with Aleczar Jafar."
"Envy, this is not your problem," Jafar said in a rude manner, "If you want to talk to about raising a kid then, you should have one to understand."
"Fine," Envy gave up, "He's in my room."
Envy started walking to her room. Jafar followed her it became awkward and quiet. "So, had you been working House of Mouse?" Jafar asked watching Envy walk in front of him.
"I'm on vacation," Envy said the shadow's started to swirl around the hall, "I ask Ruth to have a break to babysit Thanatos and Melinoe. She said it was fine as long nothing happen to me."
"Like?"
"I don't know," Envy said in a confusing tone then shrugs, "They sometime think I connect with sprites or demons."
Jafar look around the hall feeling a strange vibe in the atmosphere. Then, he saw a shadow around Envy's leg. He made his staff glow red, "Envy look out!"
"Huh?" it was too late he zap her from behind. The shadow hissed at Jafar until it disappear. Jafar saw Envy jump in the side of the wall.
"Envy?" Jafar asked as he slowly reach out his hand, seeing her back away from him breathing heavily.
"What were you think, you idiot?!" an evil voice spoken as Envy's body started shaking, "You fool you could've kill me!"
Jafar step a little back looking at the realie turning her head slowly. Her face was in rage, her eye's turn all black even the sclera, "Grrr!" she hissed, her teeth became sharp.
"Oh this can't be good?" Jafar thought, before he could think of anything Envy quickly pin him to the wall her eye's started glowing red making a low growl like an animal. Envy made Jafar drop his staff.
"Grr," she growled when she open her mouth her tongue became a snake like hissed, "You fool, I could snap you in half if I wanted to."
Jafar stood calm observing everything at the realie. Her hair became sharp tools of distraction pointing at his neck while hissing. She hold him up high then smirk evilly, "No," she lower him a bit, "It'll be to easy. Did you know I can kill you in four ways?"
Jafar snap at the words, he remember when he play chess, "You think is a game," Jafar said calmly, "just a fun silly game."
She chuckled evilly, "A game that will end sadly," she began in her evil tone, "once I win, I'll kill you then your precious pathetic son..." she sneer in disgust at the vizier, she toss him onto the floor.
Jafar landed on his back, his hat fall out rolling next to the wall. He shook his head quickly snapping back into reality. Envy's whole body started glowing black, she began walking slowly. Jafar quickly grab his small red pouch pour init his hand a pile of red powder. Envy grab him by the his robe lifting him up as she hissed at him. Jafar blows the red powder in her eyes.
"Ah! My eyes," Envy hissed in anger dropping Jafar on to the floor, she began to rub them, "You fool! I'll get you and when I do! I'm kill you son in front of your face!"
Jafar run to his staff before Envy could see her eyes turn into a deep red color, "Grr!" Jafar grab his staff zapping her in the chest. Envy fall from the back landing unconscious. Jafar sigh at relief, "This is bad if she get's zap like this again she could bring out her true evil side," Jafar thought. She threaten him by using his son. Jafar need to care for Aleczar Jafar to be safe.
Envy groan in pain, "What happen?" she rub her head. The shadows watch the event from afar.
"You idiot!" the female shadow spoke, "You could have bring destruction to the world!"
"Sorry, I saw something on her leg," the other shadow explain.
"What was it?" The third shadow spoke.
"It was a strange birth mark," the second male shadow response, "I couldn't look at it closely because of that stupid vizier!"
"Maybe next time when she's asleep!" the third shadow almost shouted.
"Shh, they are moving! C'mon," the female shadow spoke, they follow them from afar.
"Ow," Envy rub her bottom while Jafar walk next to her, "I feel like I was struck by lighting."
Jafar let out a small chuckled, "What's so funny?" Envy asked in confusion. She didn't even remember how she fell it was so weird.
"Nothing," Jafar said having a small smirk across his face, "I think I'll take your advice."
"What advice?" Envy asked.
"The one when I need to be more a father," Jafar said in a polite manner, "I want him to be the strongest sorcerer in the world and his mother wish the same. I'll do my part."
"Oh? Are you sure you can handle him?" Envy asked leaving smirk on her face.
"You did it, didn't you?" Jafar said, "I think I can handle it."
"Well, have fun," Envy stop in front of her room she open the door, "Sorry for the mess." Jafar raised his eyebrow at the clean room everything in perfect condition. Envy had a few books on the desk and her black bag in the corner of the bed. The boys slept on her bed peacefully. Envy turn the lamp next the desk which made Thanatos turn his body facing away from the light. Aleczar moved his bed the same direction at Thanatos.
"You call this messy?" Jafar asked in confusion, "If this room is messy then my home is clearly disordered.."
Envy giggle at the joke, she went to get Aleczar. He started letting a low groan in annoyed once Envy pick him up. She grab the blue pouch with the other hand, "Here," she handed Jafar's son in his arms and the pouch on the other arm, "He drink this potion from preventing by Thanatos' touch."
Jafar saw his son snuggling against him wrapping his arm around his neck. Jafar hold him with one arm and the other his staff and the blue pouch on his shoulder.
"Awe," Envy clasp her hand together at the vizier and his son, Jafar made a face in disapproval, "How adorable!"
"I disagree," Jafar began, "I'm a villain."
"That's what Maleficent said but you all can't change the fact you have a child to take care of," Envy wave her index finger like a mother.
Jafar rolled his eyes, "I guess I better get going." He started walking out of the room.
"Wait!" Envy kissed Aleczar on the cheek, "Goodnight little sorcerer."
Jafar stare at her, "Do you really have to do that?"
"Now don't tell me you want one too," Envy put her hands on her hip in amusement, Jafar made a you-can't-be-serious look "I have to stay in my spanish culture."
"Very well, goodnight Envy." Jafar said with that and puff in red smoke. Leaving Envy in her room amused by the vizier. She went to bed sleeping next to Thanatos.
She turned off the light, given a kiss on Thanatos cheek.
After the rest of the week of just taking care of Thanatos and doing some underworld work. Envy and Thanatos went by one of the river and had a picnic. Thanatos enjoy his sitter's cooking and her story telling. What could go possibly wrong?
On a lovely Sunday morning Envy had to go to the Olympus meeting. Thanatos had a few cries about not wanting to go. Hermes came flying by seeing the problem. They had the same problem as before. Until Envy told him about taking away Mr. Skelton. Thanatos started sulking on the floor. Envy carry him with one arm while Hermes carried to Olympus bridal style. When they arrived Hera made a big feast of food. Thanatos scowl at the food, it disgust him. Envy learned her lesson about sitting next to Zeus so she decides to sit with Demeter when the meeting starts. Zeus smiled at the realie wearing a beautiful white dress showing one leg.
Every gods and goddesses started eating the snacks Hera put out. Envy took a golden banana. Zeus watch from the distance smirking at the view while crossing his arms. She started eating it very slowly in Zeus' eyes. She would shove it in her mouth slowly while closing her eyes. Zeus started thinking he was watching porn. In reality Envy was just eating it like a normal person would. Until she glance at Zeus smiling at her. Her eyes wander down at his area, he became hard. Envy turn away finishing her banana she shudder at the view that left in her mind.
Demeter came in holding Melinoe in her hand with an underworld blue pouch. Melinoe fell asleep in her grandmother's arms. Demeter started to look for Envy. Envy was with Thanatos making him it.
"Eat, Thanny." She hold out an golden apple in Thanatos face.
Thanatos turn his face away, "No!"
Envy given up she knows how stubborn Thanatos really is at times, "Hey, it isn't Hades' babysitter!" a stoner voice replied.
Envy smiled turning her head, "Hello, Hypnos!"
"Hey!" he said putting his arms around her shoulder and started to yawn, "I'm so sleepy."
Envy didn't mind Hypnos actions on her, it remind her of Luke or Alex when they are sleepy, "Oh and that's Hades' children's babysitter." she corrected him.
"I say tomatoes and you say To-mah-toes," He said in his stoner voice, he look at his nephew, "Hey, little T man!"
"Hey, uncle Hynpos," Thanatos smiled hugging his uncle.
"Awe, see I knew one day you'll love me," Hypnos hug his nephew holding him in the arms, "Great kid but have trust issues."
"You don't think I know that," Envy giggles folding her arms at the God of Sleep, "besides isn't it like I say Tomatoes you say To-mah-toes."
"Eww, who would eat a To-mah-toes?" Hypnos said in disgust, Envy giggles at Hypnos response.
Zeus stare in jealousy at the realie and Hypnos chatting. Why couldn't he have that? He is the King of all Gods. Envy smiled at The God of Sleep, giggling with so much joy. Hypnos put his arm around her. Zeus then rub his chin, do they have a thing? That would explain it!
"Come now Hynpos wouldn't you prefer eating a to-mah-tooo then a tomato?" Envy asked, rubbing Thanatos' head.
"Eww, no whoever told you that is crazy, man!" Hynpos said in disgust, Envy giggles hard trying to hold back her laugh, "It sounds a weird ugly fruit Demeter made when she was drunk... and they say I'm crazy!"
"What did I hear about me being drunk and making weird fruit?" the god and realie turn their heads around seeing Demeter with her hand on her hips while Melinoe is carried by a white pouch wrap on Demeter's shoulder, she glare at Hypnos waiting for an answer.
Hypnos give Thanatos in Envy's arms, giving a nervous chuckled, "Well... um... I was just... saying that if you were drunk... you make the weirdest..." Demeter raised an eyebrow annoyed by the God of Sleep, he tried to find the right words, "you make the most ugliest plants!" he finished with a smile.
"Oh?" Demeter glare at him hard which cause him to run fast with dust and sparkles behind him, "That's what I thought? That Hypnos always saying the most stupidest things."
Envy giggled, Thanatos look confused by his uncle, "Whe-we did he go?"
"He run because he didn't want to face Demeter's wrath." Envy said to the flame-haired godling.
"Thats right," Demeter said agreeing with the mortal, "he doesn't know what I can do to him!"
"Demeter?" Envy asked, "what's that around your chest."
"Oh, this Melinoe!" Demeter said handing it to her, "remember I said I'm only keeping her for two weeks.
"Oh, yeah!" Envy put the white hammock ends wrap on her neck while Melinoe was in it, "She is beautiful."
Thanatos became jealous, his scalp start burnt away. He hated his sister so much. Envy hold Thanatos hand, he pulled away. Envy didn't notice since she wanted to make sure Melinoe asleep in her wonderful dream land.
"Now, everyone settle down," Zeus began, "I want everyone to head in the meeting room!"
Zeus walk in first has he bow to all the gods and goddess. When it was Envy turn Zeus smiled at the beautiful mortal. He bow and kisses her hand, "Your so beautiful," he said softly for only Envy to hear, "If I wasn't married I would marry you." Hera was glaring daggers at Envy. Envy shuddered seeing the Goddess of Marriage and the God of all Gods. "Okay!" she thought.
"Careful Zeus I wouldn't be flirting if I were you." Envy said pulling away from Zeus' hand. She walk to sit between Demeter.
"Is everything alright?" Demeter whisper in Envy's ear.
Envy hold Melinoe in her arms while Thanatos angrily sit on his own chair pouting, "Augh, he doesn't take a hint!" Envy said getting annoyed by the tanned god.
"Is anyone sitting here," Hypnos asked as he pull in a seat where Thanatos was seating, "Whoa, little T man I didn't see ya!"
"Oh, for Hera's sakes," Demeter smack her face by Hypnos stupidity, "Hypnos can you not talk at all."
Hypnos hold Thanatos on his lap, "Hey, I need to talk if I don't I'll get all weird and-and," he yawned, "what I was talking about?"
"See what I mean?" Demeter pointed out. Envy was to busy cooeing at Melinoe. Which cause Thanatos burn in rage. No, notice him, which made him more angry.
"Any who?" Hypnos began, looking at the table then he fall asleep on Envy's shoulder.
"Oh, my." Envy said as Hypnos snored on her shoulder. Zeus walk by passing Hypnos laying his head on Envy's right shoulder. He walk to his throne sitting on it.
He began the meeting. Everyone started arguing except for Envy and sleeping Hypnos. Which tick off Zeus at the God of Sleep, he didn't like how he touches Envy and have his way. The meeting ended sooner then Envy thought it would.
"What happen?! Is it over?!" Hypnos shot up looking around.
"Yes, and you missed it," Envy said putting her notebook, pens, and highlighter in her pouch, "Hypnos you need to stop sleeping like that."
"Sorry but I hate these meetings," Hypnos said, "I prefer to eat a To-mah-to!"
Envy giggles, she notice Thanatos fell asleep on Hypnos lap, "Oh, looks like Thanny fell asleep. I guess I have to take him home for bed, can you take me home? I don't want to ask Hermes I felt a burden on him and with the work he have!"
"Mmmm, sleep," Hypnos smiled in a stoner fashion, "Sure, but let me see how my boys are doing!"
They got up walking out the meeting room. Until Hypnos saw his sons arguing, "Maybe we can go straight to the underworld." he pushes Envy with one hand while holding his nephew on the other arm.
They walk to a different way until Envy saw Zeus walking toward, "Maybe we can go this way," She pushes Hypnos in the other way.
"No this way," Hypnos said as they started go back and forth.
"Can't you just puff us to the underworld?" Envy adjusted seeing Zeus coming toward her.
"Oh yeah, I sometimes forget I'm a god," He said in a confused look then, poof they vanish with sparkles and dust. Zeus saw his mortal get away. He walk away angrily Hera notice the whole scene. She has to go and talk to mortal herself.
In the Underworld Envy put Thanatos to bed. Melinoe on her crib. She walk back to the kitchen seeing Hypnos trying her lemon nectar.
"Mmmm," Hypnos said in a joy tone, "I love your lemon nectar!"
"Thank you." Envy smiled at the God of Sleep.
"You know mother always wants this recipe," Hypnos smiled at his mother first tired the lemon nectar at the last meeting, "She wants to know the secret."
"Oh, that's easy add honey." Envy giggles.
"Honey? Huh? Never thought of it that way," Hypnos rub his chin, "Well, I'll tell her that."
"Yeah but it has to be a half of jar of honey if you want that taste." Envy smiled putting her hand on her hip.
"MMM, I hope I remember that," Hypnos said, "So, what's with you and Zeus I heard my sisters one time talking about it when I was visiting them.
Envy sighed heavily, "Zeus tried to rape me but Thanatos and Demeter saved me before he could do anything."
"Ouch," Hypnos said, "Well, he never understands women saying no but in the end they love him look at Hera."
"Yeah but I don't like him that way," Envy fold her arms, "He's a jerk and thick headed. I just can't believe Hera fell for him."
"You be surprised," Hypnos yawned, "Hera one time tried to make him jealous but let's just say it back fire on her."
"See!" Envy pointed out, "He's not faithful. He even flirts with me! Which is soo ewww!"
"Ahh, don't worry he'll get bored of you," Hypnos patted her on the shoulder.
Little did they know Thanatos woke up walking in Envy's room look for the skeleton. He dug into her black bag and took out the key. He smiled evilly, he quickly run out of the room without any body noticing him. He just have to wait for the prefect moment.
Author's note: I think I enjoy writing more about Hypnos because he is just so silly. I have a few friends that are a stoner sometimes and they just act so silly sometimes. I hope you like it. UH-Oh looks like Thanatos have the skeleton key this is bad! See what happens stay toon XD
