Author's Note: Hi-Ya everyone! I hope your having a lovely day if not... I don't know what to say... but I hope your better. Anyhu, I been busy with lots of things lately and today is a wonderful day since it's raining! I LOVE THE RAIN XD -Okay enough with the random time to get serious. I WENT TO SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN! SENIORS! It was the first field trip our school did and I was happy. It was raining most of the time but it was awesome getting wet and riding scary rollercoasters. I can't wait for GradNIGHt we're going to DISNEYLAND XD I saw Brave! Finally! I love the movie I love Merida's Scottish accent I think it's sexy. I love it when people have a very heavy accents like German, Russian, Scottish, Brazilian, and a little bit of British.. OH, By the way, like I said I'm really chill about criticism but if it's rude. Let's just say I would politely reply. One thing I might want to say and I'm sorry for the other views if you read this but I have no way reply to this person and I want this person to make sure she get my message. I don't even know if it's a she by the way so you know who you are and I don't want to sound like a bitch or be rude.
DMinx: Oh, I got a question! Is Hermes gay? Because I see him with a guy and he looks like he would like the opposite sex. Oh in your point Why do you think Zeus married Hera?
Gossip Girl: Please! I beg of thee, I understand my grammar is not the best. I know this! I will fix it but don't start saying it's worst than a third grade because I maintain As' in my English classes. I can write, I've have scored Bs or As in my essays and stories but, right now I don't have the time. I do this to make me feel relax and write just for the fun of it. You might think I'm lying because of my stories. Well, fine but no more about giving up and writing about it being worst thing you ever read, that's a no-no. Like I said I can handle criticism, I handle it ever since I started to draw and paint. I can handle it and I thank you for your time to write about it. Now this is serious because its to the point where I really need to stop you from your hurtful review. One thing I don't understand if you don't like the story why do you continued to read it? It's not like your making things better. Also, no I don't love you but I have a feeling you do. I know you might think I'm beautiful and wonderful but- Honey I don't like you that way. I won't stop you from your love... for me. Hey, I don't discriminate. Sweetie, it's okay you want me sometimes it's okay for you to want me and fantasize me in your wet dreams ;) Right now, I think we should stop and think about this relationship. I don't know you and you don't know me..Capshee! It's okay we can do this together. You know you love me :)
Disclaimer: Disney owns their stuff. D Minx owns Persephone, Thanatos, AJ, Eris, Savannah Mal. I own my realies and a few other characters that pop here and there. Oh, I want to make Roger and Jessica Rabbit to have a child but I'm not sure how she'll look. I picture her as her mother but at the same time I see her as a Furry with her mothers curves. Oh if you don't know what's a furry, google it if you don't get my explanation. A furry is any animal that is close to a human. Like if you see Goofy, he's an example of a furry because he talks, he walks like a human and wear clothes. But, most Furries are from Anime shows or Mangas. So, I hope you get what I mean, hehe. If not GOOGLE IT! Make sure its not porn because they have those and it's just weird... sorry if any you are into that- I DON'T DISCRIMINATE! I just don't like it... but I respect ya.
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Hades arch his eyebrow staring at the young blond in front of him. He tilt his head noticing the young green toon giving a worry look. Dr. Facilier and Jafar stare at the two females while taken a sip on their drinks. The blond Female put her hand on the table, letting her already pop out cleavage give a better view for the god. Hades almost choke on his drink once he notice the blond's cleavage popping out. If he never met Persephone then he would have ask the realie out. Hades knew he's happily married with Persephone, questioned is what is this realie doing?
"Whatta ya want?" The god asked seeing the blondie giggling. The green toon rolls her eyes, crossing her arms to her chest.
"Well," The blond female continued, waving her wrist, "I'm Tammy and this is Sin."
"OKay." Hades said, he pulled out his cigar lighting it with his thumb, "I'm Hades. How ya doin'? These are my friends Slick and Jaffy." Hades introduce his two friends on the table.
"Stop calling me that!" Jafar glared at the god, he turn to the beautiful women in front of him, "My name is Jafar. Pleasure to meet you. And this is Dr. Faciler." The vizier corrected Dr. Facilier's name.
The two girls look at the dark skin villain tipping his hat at them, "Pleasure to meet you, ladies." Dr. Facilier give a smirk at them. Tammy giggled while Sin shook her head at her friend.
"Pleasure all mine." Tammy said, giving a nug at her green skinned friend.
"Mine too." Sin said, twisting her fingers.
Hades puffed his cigar, "Why ya here?" he said rudely. He crossed his arms. The other two villains growled at the god. Jafar and Dr. Facilier never had a conversation with any beautiful females. Some how Hades always get the most pretties girls around.
"That's a very good question," Sin said in a professional tone, "You know, most gods never get to ask that since it's so simple to answer." This cause Hades to glow red with his flamed-hair turning to a dark shade of red. His two friends snickered quietly.
Tammy stopped Sin's action before anything else would happen, "Sin!" she hissed in Sin's ear quietly, "What are you doin'?!"
Sin stood quiet. Hades suddenly turn back to his normal color, "So, whatta ya want?! I haven't got all day!" He puffed his cigar again.
Tammy turn to the god, "Well, I was wondering," she sat next to him, "Since, your sooo cool and your like my favorite villain..." Hades give a smirk at the female. The two other villains groaned in no surprised. Sin sat next to Jafar hearing everything her friend is saying.
"Go on." Hades blow out a doughnut smoke as it disappear in the air.
"Well-" Tammy give another giggle, "Can you sign my breasts?"
Hades choke on his cigar's smoke in his lungs giving a loud cough. The other villains drop their mouth to the table giving a shock at the young female. Sin hit her head on the table, groaning at her friend's action. Tammy giggles as she dig in her dress where her cleavage was popping out looking for something, "Where is it?"she would mumbled. Until she found a black sharpie between her large breasts.
Sin shook her head. She knew if Hades' wife saw this, she would have a tantrum. She tapped Jafar on the shoulder. The vizier ignore her still in shock at the blond female. Sin tapped him until he turned his head at her. Jafar turn over to Sin, "Yes?" he asked.
Sin quickly got close to the vizier. Jafar stood in shock at the female until she lay her head on the table. She grab his which he is holding his staff, "Kill me if anything goes wrong." Sin said as she let him point the staff at her head.
"Oh, Sin stop being a party pooper!" Tammy complained, she took the cap off the sharpie, "I mean its not your doing it! Here you go!" She gives the marker to Hades.
Hades wasn't sure if he should or shouldn't. He would do it but the main problem is his wife. if he wasn't married he would gladly write his WHOLE name on Tammy's large breasts. He took a gulp turning his head over to see if his wife was staring. So far, Persephone was too busy talking to Wendy and Jessica Rabbit to pay attention. "Well, are you going to do it?" Tammy asked. Hades stood quiet, he look over at Jafar, Dr. Facilier, and Sin making a face.
"Fine!" Hades mumbled, his plan was to write his name until Tammy stop him.
"WAIT!" Tammy sat on her knees, bending at the god letting his have the full view of her cleavage, "I just want to make sure you have the full view." She put her finger between her breasts pulling down the dress letting her breasts popping out more. Hades gulped, "Fate! DAMN IT!" He mumbled. The more he look at the cleavage the more he felt his manhood started to burst into flames under his chiton. He quickly signed his famous signature giving a big fancy "H". Tammy giggles while Hades write his name.
Jafar and Dr. Facilier stood their awkwardly. "There!" Hades went back to his smoking, Tammy look at the signature, "Now can ya leave?"
"Finally!" Sin sighed in relief. She quickly got up.
"Wait!" Tammy stop her friend hearing Sin's loud groaning, "Sinny, you should get one!"
"What!?" Sin shriek at her friend. Hades give a loud cough.
"Come on!" Tammy went on, "Think about it! Will be like sisters!" She wrap her arms around Sin's.
"Tammy, you do realized I'm a toon and second I'm green with black her and dark eyes?" Sin raised her eyebrow at Tammy, "Your Brazilian with a light tanned skin, with blond hair and green eyes."
"So?" Tammy didn't understand, "Sinny, it won't kill you."
Sin pinch the bridge of her nose, "Well, Hades is Lord of the Dead. So, yeah- he can kill me!" Sin really wanted to leave before Persephone walks in.
Hades smirk at the green skinned female, "Yeesh! Babe, I won't bite."
"Come on!" Tammy whined.
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"It's not fair." Tammy crosses her arms like a little child, "I always do everything your way."
"Your assuming that," Sin began, "Like when you get hungry. I have to remind you."
"Fine," Tammy give up, knowing Sin will never get Hades' autograph, "Let's go. I'm hungry!" Sin smiled in approval.
"Nice meeting all of you!" Tammy said in joy, "I can't wait to post this on Facebook!"
"Facebook?" Hades and Jafar both look at each other confused.
"Facebook, it's a website where you can make friends online and chat, post pictures, videos, and do other stuff." Sin simply said. Dr. Facilier smirk at the two older villains.
"I made one," Dr. Facilier said while his friends turn their heads at him, "You'll be surprised how many people like you just being a famous villain." He took a sip of his Zombie drink.
"Yeah, there is also quizzes like What type of Greek god you are? or What Disney princess are you?" Tammy clasp her hands in joy.
Hades and Jafar stood quiet for a moment, "Anyhu, let's go Sin. I'm hungry!" Tammy said as the two girls walk away. The villains look at each other again.
Tammy and Sin walk towards the kitchen. The blond female pause for a moment to see Zeus looking at Envy. Envy was far too busy to notice. She was talking to Luke and Bruce. Hera saw her husband staring at the realie, "Zeus!" she tries to get his attention.
"Mhm," Zeus said still looking at Envy, "Not now Hera. I'm busy." He saw Envy bend down to get a piece of paper. He wanted to see a full view of the realie's buttocks. He smirks as he saw her light blue underwear. Hear glare at Zeus, "Oh, then tell me. What makes you so busy?" She scoffed.
Zeus saw Luke lift up Envy's dress laughing. Envy playfully smack him while Bruce burst out laughing. Those few seconds of seeing her underwear gives him excitement under his chiton. "I'm just seeing how lovely the club is. You know they use silk on the ribbons." Zeus still looks at Envy, knowing that her underwear is made of silk.
Hera scowled at the realie, "Zeus, I'm getting tired. Can we go home?" The goddess pouted. She rubs her husband shoulder.
"Let's stay a little longer. This club is sooo," Envy bends down again this time seeing a full view pf her big butt, "sooo amazing." He smirks at the realie.
Hera eyes widen in shock of her husband. He's too focus at the realie bending down, "Well, fine. I'm going home! Don't expect me to sleep on our bed!" She waited for Zeus to come after her.
"Mhm, okay... sure... fine, dear. You look nice." Zeus wasn't paying any attention to her. Hermes stood quiet seeing both of the two rulers fighting... again.
"Well, I never!" Hera puffed in pink clouds with so much anger.
Zeus then turn around seeing Hermes, "Did you say something, Hermes?" he asked.
Hermes shook his head, "You do realized your wife left?"
Zeus turn back, "Didn't she say something about a cold?" He rub his chin trying to remember what his wife was talking about, "I think she was sleepy.. It doesn't matter. Hermes! I want to send Envy a couple of Olympus most fine Roses and candy. No women can handle that!"
From afar the two girls have listen to the conversation."Ohhh! That's so sweet!" Tammy said in joy, "Did you hear that, Sinny!"
Sin shook her head, "You do realized he only wants sex from Envy."
"Oh, phish-posh! Zeus and Envy kinda make a cute couple!" Tammy giggles at the thought of Zeus trying to woo her bestie, "Think of the possibilities!"
"Tammy, I think you need to eat. You haven't had your four lunches since we got here and it's also time for your first meal" Sin knows when Tammy doesn't get any food she becomes very... different.
"Oh, yeah no wonder my tummy been growling so much!" Tammy thought for a moment, "Let's go tell Envy!"
Envy never thought Luke would do that to her. Hopefully, no one saw her underwear. It's wasn't granny panties or a cheap fabric. It was more of a Victoria's Secret type pf underwear. She just couldn't believe Luke would do that, "Does he really want me... that bad?" She thought. Envy went into the kitchen slouching on a brown chair. Her feet was killing her! She never thought that her red slippers would hurt her so much. She rub her two feet feeling relief.
"Envy!" Tammy walks in singing loudly at her bestie.
"Tammy, I can't cook for you. My feet are killing!" Envy said rubs her other foot.
Tammy and Sin sat on the counter, "Honey, you should really start wearing those every day!" Tammy said seeing a bag of chips. She open it, eating all the salty chips.
"Um, I rather not." Envy took a piece of chip from the bag, taking a bite, "Today was fun."
The girls nodded, "Anyhu! Envy, what you think of Zeus?" Tammy asked while Sin almost choke on her chip.
"HUH?!" Envy sat straight with a serious face.
"What you think of Zeus?"
Envy scratch her head, "I don't understand. Like as a friend or-" Sin cut her off, "A lover!"
"What!?"
"Tammy wants to know if you think Zeus is sexy," Sin chew on her chip, "She thinks you guys make a cute couple. I told her, he only wants sex."
Envy stood in shock at Tammy, "Tammy, why would you think like that?"
"Well, I saw him looking at you. He ask Hermes to bring you candy and roses from Olympus!"
"What?!" Envy groaned out loud, "I don't even like Zeus! Why doesn't he take a hint. I never like him!"
Tammy and Sin nodded, "Well, you should tell him."
"I try but he thinks its a game!" Envy sighed, "What am I going to do?!" She cover her face from the fustration she had. She doesn't know what to do anymore. Last time Zeus almost rape her. The second Hera tries to kill her. What's next Hercules fighting against her?
"I know!" Tammy grab her arm. Sin followed them rushing into the guest room.
On Olympus, Hera walk in her pink cloud. She slam the door really hard. She sat until Zeus would come back to her. She cross her arms against her chest and wait. She sighed, "He won't come back until the show is over." Then, she heard someone calling on the phone. Could it be... she open her door seeing Hermes talking on the phone. He holds a big bouquet of golden roses.
"Hermes!" Hera walk toward him. He lift his finger to hold on.
"Yes... Huh-uh! Yes, Zeus want them to be the best! No, Cupid. He wants them to be milk chocolate," Hermes look at his list that Zeus give him, he made a face seeing the large list, knowing Cupid and his mother will do all the work,"Yeah... Yeah.. wait, you don't have them with marshmallows? Zeus, said milk chocolate and the ones with marshmallows filled in them- Also, the ones with dark chocolate and caramel filled in them. Yeah... well, he ask for a large brown teddy bear... you only have white.. Hmm, knowing Envy. She'll want a white one. Okay, fine. Wait, no. He wants to give them to Envy. You met her. Huh-uh, it's spelled with E-N-V-Y like the imp from Tartarus. Okay... I'll be there. See ya!" Hermes put the golden phone down. He couldn't believe Zeus ask him to bring all these gifts.
"now what is it that you..." Hermes paused seeing Hera completely in rage, "want?" he asked weakly. Hera never felt so angry in her life.
"That- That-" Hera wanted to scream, she blames everything on Envy, "THAT WHORE!" Hermes face turn pale. He never seen Hera this angry.
"Babe,- Hera, listen to me. Zeus is just thanking Envy for the wonderful play." Hermes tried to calm her down, "he-" Hera cut him off, "Oh, really? You were there! You saw him, how he stare deeply at that slut!"
Hermes stood quiet he knows the truth about Zeus. Zeus had been liking Envy ever since he saw her. One thing he would have to disagree, Envy didn't do anything, "Hera, Zeus is the-" His watch rang loudly, "I have to get those gifts. Um, we can talk about this later." He flew out of the home going straight to Cupid's. Hera walk back inside the cloud throwing everything around. She never felt this much anger when Zeus slept with her sister, Demeter!
"Okay, here's two boxes full of milk chocolate filled with marshmallows," Cupid handed two large boxes to Hermes, Cupid's little cherubs then handed him two large boxes, "Here is two boxes full of dark chocolate filled with caramel." The cherubs fly around their shop of making teddy bears, cards, chocolate, any gifts that involved with love. Knowing Aphrodite wanting to make her love business the top line. Some of the cherubs work on their love arrows.
"Hey, where is the teddy bear?" Hermes asked while holding all the gifts.
"Don't worry the cherubs are working on it," Cupid said looking at the love arrows, "I just never thought Zeus would give gifts to his affair? He usually don't even care about them."
Hermes sighed, "Well, Zeus is having a tough time trying to seduce Envy. You know she turn him down so many times?"
Cupid eyes widen, "Really?" The Messenger God nodded, "Wow, I never would have guess. I mean I always thought what Zeus did was wrong but this time I think the god is actually in..." Cupid lean over and whisper the words, "love."
All the cherubs gasp in shock of their boss, "Wait, you think Zeus had fallen in love with Envy?" Hermes asked, trying not to laugh.
"I call it when I see it," Cupid crosses his arms, "You know love can happen with out these arrows." Cupid's chubby hands hold one of the love arrows.
Hermes eyes widen, "It can!"
"Of course, it's called Natural Love!" Cupid said out loud, "Sure, we make people fall in love but we force it. People, who naturally fallen in love are happy and never have any problem with each other but its so rare. That's why mother taken the job to make people fall in love."
Hermes nodded at Cupid words, "That make sense but I don't think Zeus fallen in love with her." Hermes saw the large white teddy bear heading his way. Hermes remember all the affairs Zeus had slept with, "Is, it possible for a god like Zeus- To fall in love?" Hermes thought for a moment.
"Well, even so I never seen Zeus work this hard for one girl," Cupid hold the white teddy bear and handed it to Hermes, "Here you go." Cupid put the large teddy bear on top of the boxes.
"Geez, thanks." Hermes mumbled, "Well, I better get going before Z-man gets angry."Well, see ya." Hermes flew out of Olympus going back at the club.
Tammy put make up on Envy, "Look at you! You look so cute!" Tammy added pink lipstick on Envy's plump lips. Envy stood still she wasn't sure what Tammy was doing.
"How's is this going to stop Zeus?" Sin asked while sitting on a chair. Tammy add eyeshadow on Envy.
"It won't."
"What!?" Envy and Sin cried in shock.
Tammy put the eyeshadow away, "It won't. Look Zeus have a thing for you, Envy! Think of all the places you can go and- and-" Sin cut her off, "and let her get rape?"
Envy sighed, "Listen Tammy, I will never ever not in a million years would ever be with him. Besides, I like someone else-" Tammy smiled, "Adam?"
"What?!"
Tammy giggled, "Silly, I was only joking about Zeus. I know that god is a man whore," Sin and Envy stood in shock, "Can't I play around. Besides, I put make-up on you so you can flirt with Adam!"
Envy blush at the thought of Adam asking her out, "I don't even know how to flirt!" Tammy made a dramatic gasp.
"Oh, for heaven sakes- Tammy stop being so dramatic!" Sin slap her face. Sin sat on the mirror dresser looking at her friends.
"But, she doesn't know how to flirt! Envy its easy," Tammy sat next to Envy, "First, you batted your eyes if you can. Then, you use your finger to twirl your hair. Later, but not least you can be sexy. Look let me try!" Tammy batted her eyes while twirling her hair, then she pop out her chest.
Sin sighed, "Come on, Tammy. There is different types of flirting. Envy just be you." Envy look down then at her blond besties finally noticing an odd signature on her breasts.
"What's that?" Tammy look at her chest.
"Oh, I ask Hades to sign them!" Tammy giggles.
"We were lucky that Persephone didn't see him writing his name on her chest." Sin sighed in relief.
Envy giggles, "So, did you enjoy your day in the club?"
"Yeah!" The girls said. Tammy saw her large bag on the side of the bed. She quickly grab it. She began to take out her soda and chips. Sin sometimes wonder how many cans a soda this woman drinks.
"I'm soooo hungry!"
At the main part of the club. Herk and Minx sat together. For the past two month everyone respect her but she been unhappy. Her father wanted her mother and her to back Chicago, Illinois. Minx was happy with the idea but telling Herk about it. It would break his good heart. Minx love Herk but moving to a different state- it wouldn't work. She thought about it long and hard how she should break it to him gently. She never believe in long distances relationship. Herk wrap his arm around his girl, he glance at her. She look upset he hope she's alright. Minx took a deep breath, "Herk?" He look at her in surprise, "We need to talk." Herk gulp at his girl.
Hermes came flying in with all the stuff Zeus ask. Zeus smirk widely, "Excellent, Hermes!" He frown when he saw the teddy white he ask for a brown teddy bear. Hermes put all the gifts on the table, "Hermes, I thought I said a brown teddy bear?"
"Yeah, well- I mean-" Hermes struggled to find the right words, "Envy's always wear white don't you think her favorite color is white." Zeus nodded at his words.
"Your right! She barely wore any color on Olmypus!" Zeus patted Hermes on the back, "Good job, Hermes!"
Hermes was about to talk until a loud male voice burst out yelling, "WHAT!? YOUR DUMPING ME!"
Every toon turn their heads around at the realie couple. Minx stood their quiet, "Why?" Herk felt a large pang in his chest like he was stab in the heart.
Minx glance all of his friends around him. She took a deep breath, "Herk, let's be reasonable. I am moving-" Herk cut her off, "So, I can help you move the boxes in a different house." Minx shook his head. She know he didn't understand her.
"Girl, it's okay you move a few blocks it can work." Rosie said patting her bag.
Minx shook her head, "I'm moving to Chicago, Illinois." Everyone around her stood quiet. Herk felt like he was going to faint. His heart sank down.
"But, we can be-" She shook her head at his words, "Herk, it wouldn't work."
Luke and Bruce pat Herk on the back, "Come on, dude. She's right ,you know." Luke said trying to make his friend understand.
Herk wanted to cry, "Minx, move in with me!" he said in a desperate tone.
Min stood in shock at Herk, "Herk, I can't. I want to live with my parents!"
Herk couldn't believe it, "Minx," she looks at him with her inky eyes, "Do you love me?" Minx stood in shock, she felt her heart sank down to her stomach feeling the acid buring inside of her body.
Zeus leaned over to Hermes, "Give the gifts to Envy." Hermes quickly flew to the other room. He heard giggles in one of the doors. He give a hard knock, "Come IN!" a girly voice sang.
Hermes open the door, he saw something he wasn't expecting. Envy turns around wearing a lot of make up on her face. It wasn't bad- in fact it looks good but it wasn't give a soft smile, "Hello, Hermes."
"Hey, Envy. Whoa you look nice," Hermes flew in holding the gifts, she giggles at the comment, "I never thought you would wear that much makeup."
Envy giggles once more, "Thanks, Hermes. My friends wanted to make me impress a boy I like. You know Adam?"
"Adam, uhm... you like that boy?" Envy nodded giving a little blush on the cheek. Hermes smiled at his friend, "I hope he likes you, too!"
Envy notice all the gifts the god is carrying, "Hermes, why your holding those gifts?" Tammy and Sin arch their eyebrows at the gifts; gold ribbons with an Olympus design around the boxes and golden roses.
Hermes sighed, "These are for you. The Z-man wanted to give these to you." Envy shook her head in disapproval.
"I don't want them. Hermes, you-" Tammy cut her friend off, "Just wait a minute, does it have candy in those boxes?"
"Tammy!" Sin cried.
"What?! I love candy!" Tammy wanted to peak at one of the boxes.
Envy giggles, she always knew that Tammy loves sweets and when Tammy see candy she'll take it, "Okay, Hermes I''ll take them. Just say to that god, that I appreciate the gifts." Hermes handed the stuff to Sin.
Hermes chuckled seeing Tammy grabbing one box to check what's inside. Tammy sat on the bed untying the big golden ribbon to her eyes she stood in shock, "Oh my.. It's CHOCOLATE!" Tammy started to shove five pieces in her mouth. She chews then she made of face like she die and gone to heaven, "It has marshmallows!" Tammy stood at awe with the candy. The way it tingles her mouth with delight. Sin open the other box noticing that it had a different design then the one Tammy open. Sin saw dark chocolate with a golden wrap on the bottom. She pick one noticing at heart shape. One bite and she fell in love with it. She made the same face as Tammy. Unlike Tammy, Sin took the time to taste it, she found out it had a caramel filling in it.
Envy watch both of her friends, "Gee, it must taste wonderful." She took the milk chocolate one. Envy took one bite and she fell in love with the sweet goodness. "Oh my! This taste amazing!"
"Right!" Sin and Tammy started sharing the boxes.
Hermes smirk at Envy until she handed him a piece, "You want some?" she asked letting pick any from the boxes.
"Nah, Babe. I just had a golden lunch," Hermes said, he saw Envy cute pout when she hold out a piece of chocolate, "Well, I think I'll try one." He took one from the box, he knew it's milk chocolate. He put it in his mouth tasting the sweet coco flavor in his mouth.
While the group starts eating the chocolate, the door open. Envy saw Herk bursting into tears, she quickly went to him. He close the door with a loud slam. He hug Envy tight crying, "Minx broke up with me!" Herk had gunk coming out of his nose. Envy left him sit on the bed.
"Oh, Herk I'm sorry." Envy hug him tight. She knew Herk was so sensitive when it comes to dating. He falls in love too quickly, "Why she broke up with you?"
"She's moving to Chicago!" Herk cried out loud. Sin handed him a tissue from her pocket. Herk took it giving a loud blow, " Thanks." He wipe his tears off.
Envy rub his back, "Oh, Herk you know it's hard on her too!" Herk looks up at her letting Envy continuing, "Herk, long distance relationship always turns bad."
Herk nodded slowly, "She left me. I told her if she love me and she said good-bye. She just left," Herk cries again, "I wanted to marry her. I was going to ask her for-" Tammy gasp, "But your soo young! It wouldn't work!" Those words cause Herk to cry even louder.
"TAMMY!" Envy and Sin yelled. The blondie stood quiet.
Sin saw Herk crying. She never seen a guy like him cry like this in all her life. She thought Herk would always bottled up his feelings. Instead, she think it's sweet for him to cry over his ex. "Herk," Sin said softly, the muscular man look at her, "Minx knows what she did was for the best. Think how she'll feel dumping you? She cares about you." Herk thought for a moment.
Hermes look at his watch, "Um.. Envy, I gotta fly before the Z-man starts wondering. You know he gets jealous easily." Envy rolled her eyes.
"Like he'll get jealous of me and you."
"He got jealous when you and Hypnos were talking during that time on Olympus."
Envy mouth drop, "What?! Oh that god is pulling me last string!"
Hermes chuckled at the thought of Envy beating Zeus up, "Envy, Zeus would never give not until he sees another woman he wants to sleep with."
Envy thought for a moment, "Well, I can ask my cousin-" Sin cut her off, "You would use your cousin?!"
"NO! I mean my cousin is a sex machine. She likes to have lots of sex! Even with strong men like Zeus." Envy said softly, her friends look at her like she was crazy, "Well, she told me if there is a guy lusting over me. I could tell her so she can you know." Envy blushed twisting her fingers.
"So? Your cousin is a sexaholic?" Sin asked arching her eyebrow.
Herk chuckled for a moment, "No, she just like sex. Of course, she can control it. It's just she likes to seduce a man she likes." Envy smiled at her guy friend showing a little joy.
"How many guys she slept with?" Tammy asked, she took a piece of chocolate.
"3."
"3?"
"Yes, three." Envy explain, "She slept with three guys but let me tell you this- she can really wore them out. One of them had to run out of her room after spending 42 hours having sex with her." Herk burst out laughing. Sin, Tammy, and Hermes mouths drop.
Herk continued to laugh, "Oh, I remember that one."
"You were there?" Hermes asked.
Herk chuckled, "Of course, it was my older brother she slept with!" Envy giggles when her friends stood stun, "Yeah, it was a cold rainy night and I was chillin'. Envy, Luke, Bruce, Sarah, Snowie and me were watching a movie- eatting popcorn. Then, all of sudden my brother came in- NAked! with his clothes covering his junk. He look exhausted." Herk chuckled at the memory.
Envy finished the story, "Herk's brother walk in his room but when I ask him what happen. He said my cousin kept him in her room all the time nothing but sex. He said the worst part was she didn't let him rest. She wanted to keep going." Herk rolls over laughing his butt off. Sin couldn't help but let out a cute laugh.
"Whoa, you think she'll keep Zeus that exhausted?" Hermes asked, remembering all the affairs Zeus had slept with. He knew his boss is always a sex machine. Zeus needed someone like him. Hermes knew Zeus would love it but if Envy's cousin is more into it then it wouldn't be a problem.
"Maybe. I just have to ask her. It's been yars she hadn't slept with any one. I'm pretty sure she needs someone to make her feel full." Envy giggles at her pun, then she remember something, "but don't tell her sisters! Sammie wants Jayla and Kayla to think she's a good roll model"
"Sammie is their older sister?"
"Yup, she really loves them. She thinks if they found out her secret, they wouldn't respect her." Envy bite her bottom lip.
Herk sat back down givng a soft smile then his heart sank, "Augh, what am I going to do!? Minx left me and I didn't even said good-bye to her!"
Envy sat next to Herk soothing him, "Herk, stay strong! She left because she have to!"
Herk nodded, "I know. I know. Looks like I have to move on." Tammy and Sin lookn at each other rolling their eyes.
"Listen, Herk." Hermes began, the male realie look up, "It'll take time for you to heal. Just take your time. There is no need for you to find another girlfriend."
Herk was about to speak until he heard Minx's voice, "Herk! Herk!" Herk quickly went outside seeing Minx in tears. He give her a big hug as they both cry. Envy, Tammy, Sin, and Hermes stare at awe.
"I'm sorry," Herk spoke softy. The two cry in each other arms.
Hermes look at his friend, "Well, Envy I have to get back before the Z would kill me." Envy giggles, she hug her friend. Hermes flew back to his table.
Sin saw Herk and Minx walk out talking. Envy notice this too. She quickly went to grab her bear that Zeus give. Envy called out for Minx, "Minx!"
Minx turn to Envy with a huge teddy bear, "Yes?"
Envy smiled handing her the teddy bear, "Here. We didn't say good-bye."
Minx hold the teddy bear letting out a soft smile, "Thank you. I'ma miss you." Minx hug Envy. They both cried. "I'ma miss you, too!" Envy pulled away. She began walking outside with Herk.
Envy turn her head back seeing the two talking outside. She was about to go back to work until, "Oh, there is my little devil!" hearing a surgery woman voice.
Hermes flew back into his seat. Zeus crosses his arms, "So?" his boss asked firmly. Zeus waited for forever for his messenger to come back. he wants to know what does Envy think!
"Um, she said thank you for the gifts." Hermes said, remembering Envy's words.
Zeus arch his eyebrow, "You been taking your sweet time just to get that?"
Hermes knew his boss is jealous. Of course, when it comes to Zeus' affairs he would do anything to sleep with them. "Well," Hermes began weakly, "Envy was talking to her friends. So, I waited." He knew he had to twist the truth a little.
Zeus rub his chin, "Well, did she say anything else. What were they talking about?" Zeus needed to know if he want to win Envy's heart.
"She was talking about her sex machine cousin." Hermes covered his mouth in shock. Zeus lips curved into a smile.
"What was that?" His boss asked. Hermes wanted to kill himself. Zeus always love women that are really into sex. It save the trouble of wooing them.
Hermes sighed it was too late, "Envy have a cousin that loves sex. I mean she really loves sex!" He just hope Envy wouldn't kill him. He made a promise not to tell anyone.
Zeus couldn't stop smiling. If he would meet Envy's cousin, maybe- just maybe he would stop following Envy around. Cousins are always the same like sisters or brothers, right? So, Envy's beautiful body can be from any family members. Sadly he saw her two twin cousins which they didn't have the curves he wanted and they act too boyish. His phase of liking cute boys was over. True he likes sleeping with any type of women; big, small, thick, tin, curvy, slim, you name it. Is favorite type is always the curvy type. When he first saw Envy it was something special; she was the only female he had seen with a very big buttocks. Of course, he slept with Demeter but she was thin back in the day. He just need to see this cousin Envy was talking about. Zeus thought about this long and hard. Hermes saw his boss making his thinking face, "Oh, no" he thought. He just hope Envy would forgive before anything else would go wrong.
Then when Hermes was about to speak. A loud voice came through the room, "Aunt Screama! Cousin Earl! You guys are here!" knowing this was Envy voice scream in joy.
Author's note: Yeah, I was running out of names but ehh.. Anyhu, I'm thinking I'm going to make this story into two parts... still thinking about. I want to finish my Jafar's story and I want to do Wendy and Hook and Maleficent but I don't know.
