This is a story.

A Daria Story.

And it's about her being awesome. Written by me, edited by Liz's sister Janet. This is a prologue


It was a regular day in the Morgendorfer household, and the family was having lasagna yet again. "I fucking hate lasagna," proclaimed Quinn. "We have it every fucking day! We're not Garfields, muh-OOOM." Quinn and Daria's mother stood up. "Quinn, I can not believe your filthy fucking mouth!" Daria cleared her throat. "Please, both of you be quiet, or I might have to punish you." Quinn snorted and giggled. "Punish how? What are you gonna, do, be bland at me?" Daria then took out a black eloquent sword and chopped her head off. "Filet Mignon? More like Filet My Sister," said Daria as her mother screamed and had a heart attack and died.

"You should've seen me yesterday, Jane. I was awesome." It was the next day and Daria was hanging out at Jane Lane's house. Jane was painting an abstract picture of a woman eating another, smaller, but older woman because she has various instabilities. "Wow Daria, that does sound awesome. But aren't you afraid that the police might get you?" Daria thought. "No." Jane finished her painting, and set it with her other paintings. "I'm gonna bigger than god with this painting," said Jane. "I know, I'll use magic to revive Quinn and make her be awesome with me," Daria decided. Jane smiled. "You could become the mayor of the town and destroy corruption and evilness to get there!" Daria smirked. "No. I have a better idea." Jane was confused. "Wat's better than that?" Daria chuckeld.

"I'm gonna get Beavis and Butthead."


If you want me to write more and expand, let me know~