Sniper sighed annoyed, it was another Day in Teufort and unlike most days gunfire didn't fly threatening to kill any who walked into his sights, the teams were stalemating each team having 4 engineers turtling in the Intel room and neither team had a Spy. The explosive classes either decided to play friendly, a normal sight in just about any match, or Were just awful in doing their job. He still couldn't believe one of the soldiers on his team tried to fight 4 level-3 sentries with a Rocket Jumper!
Right now his team, the RED team, had 3 Snipers, 4 Engineers, 2 Heavies, a Medic, and two Soldiers. While BLU had 4 Engineers, 6 Snipers (who couldn't aim for shit), and two Demomen one of which he hasn't all match the other was just harassing the other two Snipers with thee Sticky Jumper and Ullapool Caber, he was smart enough to stop messing with him after he sniped him out of the Sky with his Huntsman.
He examined the short strip of land between each of the two bases, the two Soldiers were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors Atop the Bridge's roof, the heavies were throwing Sandviches at each other while yelling "Medic!" Said Medic tried to go "Battle Medic" with the stock Syringe Gun only to be shot down every time he emerged from the RED base seemingly being the only thing the 6 BLU Snipers could hit, seriously he hasn't moved from the Right of the RED base for 5 minutes and yet the Gibbus Snipers haven't managed to hit him once! Seriously how could they Headshot a Moving target, granted he was moving in a straight line, yet they haven't managed to even body shot him once?
He huffed and head back to respawn to stock back on Arrows, as he entered he noticed a rather strange sight, a RED Soldier laying face down against one of the wooden benches. Hadn't he just seen both Soldiers on his team on top of the bridge? Suddenly the Soldier shot up his movement followed by shotgun clicks as well startling him as the Soldier slid up to him before standing up on his feet Sniper noticing that his helmet was tilted up showing off his eyes.
The Soldier pointed at himself "I'm Painis Cupcake I'm gonna eat you" he declared pointing at him and giving a wide-open smile, Sniper responded with the appropriate reply "No!" While slapping away the newly monicured Painis' hand. Painis' smile faded locking eyes with Sniper the room silent until Painis body checked him and before he could scream his head was ripped clean off his body and swallowed whole as Painis dug in greedily downing chunks of the Sniper's flesh by the mouthful bone and all until the sniper was nothing but a bloody stain on the floor and his coat, the sound of screaming and Sentry fire from the spiral leading to RED's intel catching his attention, and with a maniacal smile he slid down the spiral knowing he would have another meal soon.
*- A Few Minutes Earlier -*
The 4 Engineers turtling in the Intel were enjoying themselves drinking beer, playing guitar/banjo, and hooting and hollering, while most had cool cosmetics, one had a Gibbus, Pyro Goggles, and Mercenary Badge and only had the stock loadout every Engineer had. The Gibbus Engie decided to "Move his Gear up" into the area just outside the Intel room, only to find a RED Dispenser already set up smack dab in the middle of the room. Deciding to set up his Sentry right next to it was the best idea, he sat the toolbox containing said sentry down and began whacking at it to help it build faster, just as the Level 1 sentry finished building a load scream broke from behind him scaring him and causing him to trip over the device before him as he reflexly tried to distance himself from the screams' source.
Rolling before he turned to find that an Übered GRN Engineer had burst out of the top of the Dispenser energy crackling off his skin, his Sentry sensing a Different colored team nearby turned and began firing into the being before the duo earning its Attention, this was Crazy Machine a being made of energy and plasma, one that simply ignored the Sentry fire.
"You have just incurred my wraith boy," Crazy Machine said voice seemingly changed and warped between each word, he pulled back his hand a green ball of cracking energy similar to the Short Circuit's secondary fire only smaller before he slung It forwards to how a Scout would a baseball, the energy made contacted the sentry Immediately rendering it into a mound of melted scrap while sending its owner flying back into the corridor of the spiral.
"Sentry Down!" The Gibbus Engie yelled as he stood, his arm badly burnt by the Energy Crazy Machine produced, it hurt really bad and he was smart enough to retreat up the spiral only to be tackled by Painis as he came down wearing his signature smile as he tore off the Engineer's burnt arm excited at the smell of "fried" food.
"Hey, that's my Kill!" Crazy Machine barked annoyed at the sudden interruption Painis in turn swallowed the arm whole before he responded with a snide "Well he's my dinner!" And a laughh which annoyed the fellow freak further who responded with another larger energy ball which sent Painis flying back into the wall while rendering the suffering Engineer to ash.
Growling Painis stood up clenching his fists uninjured by the blast. there was gonna be a Freak Fight soon and anyone wise would've stayed away from these two powerhouses of the Freak world.
To be continued….
