THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT AND TERRIBLE. HAVE NO FEAR. THE NEXT CHAPTER, coming out soon, WILL BE MUCH BETTER(hopefully).

Teachers are being extra boring today so as JVP put it: "Boring teachers = Ignoring them and writing instead!"

*I 95% wrote this more then a week and a half ago, but forgot to post it, mostly due to finals.*

**If this chapter seems cut off, it is. I was going to write a whole chapter out of this, but scraped it midway through and just summarized. At some point in time, I will fix it.**

Review Responses:

JustVilda Potter:

Glad you liked the chapter. Now the site says 32 views, but I don't know how accurate that is because 4 of them are from Sweden, and your the only person I from Sweden who knows about this story as far a I know. (But I sure hope 32 people are reading this) You'll have to wait 1 more chapter for the quads.

VeronicaWeasley:

I'm glad it's back as well (or not). I see you've written 14+ WAN chapters since that last VLI chapter. I want to read it but I still need to watch Newsies. I need to transition to the quads and this chapter was too short so I threw in some Aunt Josephine.


One more note: For the sake of the story I have decided that the mansion is in CA, Lake Lachrymose is in UT(Salt Lake), and Monty is in NE. In the real story every thing is a lot closer together, but the plot of this makes more sense with them this spread out. *SORRY FOR ALL THE NOTES*


Mr. B shouted "Next stop... Lake Lachrymose!

Quigley said "I thought we were going to Dr. Montgomery's house next" as he pulled out his map to check.

"We were," Mrs. Baudelaire turned around, "but your Aunt Josephine, well your second cousin's sister-in-law Josephine, and her husband Ike found out we would be coming through and invited us over for dinner and to stay the night."

"She insisted," Mr. B said, sounding slightly annoyed. Josephine was, well, a little off her rocker, and easily got on everyone nerves.

"I'll add it to my map," Quigley pulled out his map, "Lake Lachrymose is near Salt Lake City, right?" Klaus confirmed with the exact coordinates of Lake Lachrymose.

Most of the kids were very disappointed that they had to stop at Lake Lachrymose. All the Baudelaire children loved 'Uncle' Monty, and didn't want to delay seeing him.


After a short but pleasant visit with Josephine and Ike, they got rid of their trash, and we're off to Nebraska and Dr. Montgomery's. Dr. Montgomery was a herpetologist, and made many business trips to San Diego and Los Angles for hematological conventions. When he made these trips, he often visited the Baudelaires, but the Baudelaire had never been to Monty's house. Unfortunately, as the were passing through the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, a blizzard hit, and the RV broke down. I'll start the next chapter with this.


Please review if you like the story, hate the story, have suggestions for where I can take this story, or even a different story I can write. I'm looking at the other "30" people reading this.

OK, it's 1 a.m. and I'm tired. I'll try to crank the rest of chapter 5 out in the morning (it's been mostly written for a while and just needs to be tied in)