Disclaimer: This fan-fiction isn't going to be canon to The Fairly OddParents, and I'm just using my own creative skills to continue this fan-fiction. Hailey Drew and Kimi Cheng, my original characters, will be in this Chapter.

Summary: Remy Buxaplenty asks Hailey Drew why he keeps failing. Once he knows the reason, he prevents Vicky from saving the day.


Chapter 22: "No Epic Fails This Time".

December 22nd (Thursday). At 5:49 P.M.

Remy Buxaplenty continues waiting for someone to walk towards him. What was taking her so long anyways? Finally, Hailey Drew walks towards Remy.

"Buxaplenty. What exactly do you want this time?" Hailey asks.

"I want to know why I keep failing to make Turner's life miserable," Remy says.

"Oh, that's easy. My former Twerpette keeps putting you into a dungeon room with her Tricky Vicky trap door. So if you want Turner to be unhappy for the rest of his life, you have to prevent Vicky from saving that Twerp," Hailey says.

"Consider it done! Thank you for giving me that brilliant idea, Drew," Remy says.

"I don't do "You're welcome"s, but good luck to you," Hailey says.

Remy quickly walks into that restaurant that Timmy keeps going to. "His schedule is so predictable," Remy says, when he saw Timmy with Kimi. "Hm, even better, that Kimi girl is here too!" Remy says. He quickly walks towards Kimi and Timmy's table. "I couldn't help but notice how extremely beautiful you are, my darling," Remy says to Kimi. "Allow me to introduce myself to you. Remy Buxaplenty. It's a pleasure to meet you," Remy says.

"Kimi Cheng. And thank you, Remy. You are quite a gentleman. Not like those immature boys that I met when I was living in Rosehills," Kimi says.

Don't be fooled by this jerk, Kimi, Timmy wanted to say to her. But he kept those thoughts to himself.

"You're welcome! And thank you. Are you here on a date with… Turner?" Remy asks her.

"You're welcome! Oh, no, we're just friends. I guess I'm not popular anymore though," Kimi says.

"You're definitely popular to me," Remy says.

This conversation was making Timmy want to gag. "Buxaplenty. What do you want with Kimi?" Timmy asks.

"I just want to talk to her. Is there something wrong with that, Turner?" Remy pretends to look hurt as he looks at Timmy.

"I have to warn you about him. He's a dirty rotten thief!" Timmy says.

"Hmm… Then we're perfect for each other," Kimi says. "Excuse me, Timmy, but I would like to go somewhere else with Remy," Kimi says, with a dreamy look on her face as she continues staring at Remy. She stands up, and then she walks out of the restaurant with Remy by her side.

"I can't believe this! Kimi got tricked by Remy!" Timmy says to his fairy God-parents.

"Well, he is pretty charming," Cosmo says.

"I still don't know why girls love him so much," Wanda says.

"I need to talk to someone who is helpful at giving me advice," Timmy says. He finishes eating his cheeseburger, and then he takes his soda. Timmy walks out of the restaurant, and then he walks to the Cake 'N Bacon. Timmy found Vicky inside the restaurant. "Oh, hi, Timmy! How are you feeling right now?" Vicky asks him.

"Terrible. Remy Buxaplenty just took my new friend away. Kimi got fooled by Remy's charming personality, and she doesn't believe that he's an awful person. What should I do?" Timmy asks her.

"Well. There's not much you can do. Even if you tried to tell her, she probably wouldn't think you're telling the truth. He's a lot like Ricky," Vicky says.

"So, I should just let my friend get hurt by him?" Timmy asks.

"Hm. I do have one idea though. But we will need a video camera to record Remy," Vicky says.

"I can just use my cell phone!" Timmy says.

"That's a great idea! Now just try to record Remy saying something evil," Vicky says.

"Alright! But that probably won't be easy for me to do," Timmy says.

"And good luck, Timmy," Vicky says.

"Thank you, Vicky," Timmy says.

"You're welcome!" Vicky says.

Timmy immediately walks out of the Cake 'N Bacon after he said goodbye to Vicky. Timmy suddenly sees Remy Buxaplenty talking to his fairy God-parent, Juandissimo. Timmy slowly starts walking closer to them, and then he hides behind a bush so that he won't be seen by them. Timmy records Remy and Juandissimo on Timmy's cell phone video camera.

"So, you know the plan. Steal Wanda and Cosmo, and make sure that Vicky is unable to save the day," Juandissimo says to Remy.

"Of course! I don't want that goodie-two-shoes girl putting me into her dungeon room again with her Tricky Vicky trap door," Remy says.

Timmy gasps. "So that's what they are up to, huh? I don't think so!" Timmy says quietly to himself.

"I'm the evil mastermind here, I don't need you reminding me what my own evil schemes are, Juandissimo," Remy says.

Timmy stops the recording, and then he runs to look for Kimi.

He finally found her at the Dimmsdale Mall. She was looking at girls' clothing at the store for teenagers. Timmy walks towards Kimi.

"Kimi, I have to show you something. Something that you won't like to see," Timmy says.

"I know why you're jealous of Remy," Kimi says, as she looks at Timmy.

"W-What? I'm not jealous of Buxaplenty," Timmy says.

"He has a life that is better than yours. And you're in love with me," Kimi says.

"What? I'm not in love with you," Timmy says.

"Of course you are. That's why you're trying to tell me that Remy's a bad guy, but you're just going to have to get used to the fact that he is my new boyfriend now," Kimi says.

"He's trying to steal something from me again, and I'm telling you the truth," Timmy says.

"No. He's not going to steal anything from you, and he's a really good guy," Kimi says.

"I'm not jealous of Buxaplenty!" Timmy says again.

"I'm sorry that I'm not in love with you, Timmy, but if you're not going to admit to being jealous of Remy, then maybe we shouldn't be friends anymore," Kimi says.

She walks away from Timmy. Kimi walks into the fitting room to try on the clothes that she wants to try on.

"Gr. That guy played her pretty well," Timmy says. He sighs. "Guys, maybe we should just give up, and go home," Timmy says to Cosmo and Wanda, but then he realizes that they're not here anymore.

"Oh, no, Remy!" Timmy says. He quickly runs out of the Dimmsdale Mall to look for Remy Buxaplenty.

Meanwhile, inside the Buxaplenty mansion.

"I made Vicky go to Paris, France. There's no way that she'll be able to save the day this time. No more epic fails this time," Remy says.

"And I poofed my beautiful Wanda and Cosmo the moron to your mansion. Now what should we do with them?" Juandissimo asks his God-son.

"They're going to need a new God-son or God-daughter. Poof them to Fairy World, and tell Jorgen that Turner doesn't want fairy God-parents anymore," Remy says.

"You are so evil," Juandissimo says.

"You know it," Remy says.

Juandissimo poofs himself, Wanda, and Cosmo to Fairy World. Jorgen Von Strangle looks at them. "What do you want, Juandissimo?" Jorgen asks.

"Timmy Turner does not want fairy God-parents anymore," Juandissimo says.

"Alright. Cosmo and Wanda are no longer needed. We'll need to erase Timmy's memories of Cosmo and Wanda," Jorgen says.

Jorgen uses his wand to Timmy Turner's exact location right now.

"Turner. I heard from Juandissimo that you are completely happy now? You don't need fairy God-parents anymore?" Jorgen asks.

"N-" Timmy was about to say, but then Juandissimo uses his wand to force Timmy to lie to Jorgen. "Yes. I'm completely happy now, and I don't need Cosmo or Wanda anymore," Timmy lied.

"Alright, I will have to remove your memories of fairy God-parents now, and you won't remember anything about magic or Fairy World, or Cosmo and Wanda anymore," Jorgen says.

Jorgen uses his Forget-a-cin pen to erase Timmy's memories of Cosmo and Wanda, and Fairy World.

Jorgen uses his wand to poof himself back to Fairy World before Timmy could wake up.

Timmy opens his eyes. He felt weird. Like something is missing from his brain. He just doesn't know what he is missing now. Timmy tries to remember what he was doing. He tried to show a video of Remy being evil to Kimi, but she said that Timmy is in love with her and that he is jealous of Remy because he is Kimi's boyfriend now. Their friendship seemed to have ended. Timmy sighed. Timmy walks into the Cake 'N Bacon. Timmy didn't see Vicky anywhere. He sighs. She was supposed to still be working right now. Where could she be right now?

"Oh, poof Vicky back to Dimmsdale. We don't have to worry about her putting me into the dungeon room of hers," Remy says to Juandissimo. Juandissimo uses his wand to poof Vicky back to the Cake 'N Bacon.

Finally Vicky appeared. But that was strange. She didn't even walk into the Cake 'N Bacon. She just suddenly showed up right in front of Timmy.

"Vicky! Kimi didn't believe me. She didn't even want to hear it. Remy told her that I'm in love with her, and that I'm jealous of him, but those are lies that he told her!" Timmy says to Vicky.

"He's starting to remind me of Ricky," Vicky says.

"I wasn't able to show her the video playback of Remy and Juandissimo talking to each other," Timmy says. He grabs his cell phone, and then he shows Vicky the video playback of Remy's conversation with Juandissimo.

"Cosmo and Wanda?" Vicky asks.

Suddenly, Timmy remembered. He remembers what he is missing now. Cosmo and Wanda!

"Who are Cosmo and Wanda? Your friends?" Vicky asks.

"They are more than friends to me. They were like second parents to me!" Timmy says.

"Then we should just talk to Remy and ask him where Cosmo and Wanda are right now," Vicky says.

"Okay. That sounds like a good plan to me," Timmy says.

"I've been meaning to ask you… Do you have a crush on me now?" Vicky asks.

Timmy didn't know how to answer her question. "Well, uh, you're pretty to look at, that's for sure. I don't really know. Even if I did, I wouldn't do anything about it… Obviously not now. Not when I'm thirteen," Timmy says.

"Oh. Okay. That's completely fine. You're still trying to figure out what your feelings for me are," Vicky says.

"Yeah, exactly!" Timmy says.

Timmy starts walking out of the Cake 'N Bacon. Vicky follows him out of the Cake 'N Bacon.

Meanwhile, Remy is outside with Hailey Drew, feeling quite happy now that his evil scheme has succeeded.

"Finally! One of your evil schemes has succeeded," Hailey says.

"It took me long enough," Remy says.

"Oh no," Vicky says, when she saw Remy with Hailey.

Hailey looks at Vicky as well. "Oh, look, it's my friend, Vicky!" Hailey says. She immediately started laughing after she said that.

"I know now that you were never a true friend to Vicky," Timmy says, as he walks towards Remy and Hailey.

"Yeah, well, for the first five years that you knew Vicky, you were never a friend to her either. As a matter of fact, you pretty much hated her," Hailey says.

"If I truly hated her, I would never have saved her life. So obviously I don't hate her," Timmy says.

"Are you asking to be punched?" Hailey asks.

"Why is it always violence with people like you?" Timmy asks.

Remy looks at Timmy. "Turner… Why are you here right now?" Remy asks.

"I need to talk to you, Remy. Unfortunately," Timmy says.

"Ugh. Fine. What do you want? And make it fast. I have a date with Kimi in twenty minutes from now," Remy says.

"I want Cosmo and Wanda," Timmy says.

Remy quickly feels shocked. "H-How is it even possible that you know about them? Jorgen erased your memories of them!" Remy says.

Timmy plays the video of Remy and Juandissimo talking to each other on Timmy's cell phone. Timmy shows the video to Remy.

"YOU WERE RECORDING ME?! I'm going to beat you up!" Remy says. Remy quickly punches Timmy.

Remy continues to hurt Timmy, until Vicky stopped the fight.

"Remy. Just tell Timmy what happened to Cosmo and Wanda. Simple as that," Vicky says.

"I'm NOT going to do that! I'm going to kill Turner!" Remy says.

"This is getting good," Hailey says, as she starts eating popcorn. Hailey continues watching the fight between the two boys.

Timmy manages to punch Remy back.

"Okay, you guys seriously need to stop!" Vicky says.

"Oh, you're no fun, Twerpette," Hailey says.

"I'm not going to just let him try to kill me, Vicky!" Timmy says.

"Where are Cosmo and Wanda right now, Remy?" Vicky asks.

"In Fairy World! Getting a new God-child!" Remy finally says.

"Ugh. How are we going to go to Fairy World?" Vicky asks.

"And I'm going to show this video to Kimi as soon as possible!" Timmy says to Remy.

"Is that a threat? Well, I highly doubt that she would ever believe you, Turner. She thinks that you're madly in love with her. Remember?" Remy grins.

"Ugh. You're right, except I'm NOT in love with Kimi. She's just my friend, except she's not my friend anymore. And I'm going to fix our friendship so that she's my friend again," Timmy says.

"Honestly, why do you even want to be friends with that girl, Twerp? Friendship is ridiculous. This isn't grade school anymore. Some people prefer to be alone, without any friends," Hailey says.

"Honestly, that's your loss, Hailey. I want to be friends with Kimi because she was honestly making an effort to be kind to me. She even buys food for me. She didn't have to do that, but she did anyways," Timmy says.

"How are you going to become friends with her again if you're dead, Turner?" Remy asks.

Remy walks closer to Timmy, and then Remy punches Timmy hard this time.

"Timmy!" Vicky says, as Timmy immediately falls down to the ground.

"I have to a date with my girlfriend now," Remy says. He walks away from Vicky, Timmy, and Hailey. Remy walks towards Kimi, and he kisses her on the lips.

"I really hope that Twerp is dead this time," Hailey says, as she walks to the bus stop that goes to Canterlot.

"Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead," Vicky says.

When Timmy didn't wake up, or move, Vicky started calling the ambulance.

To be continued in Chapter 23.