Someone needs a nap

A guest asked for a oneshot of David embarrassing Emma by calling her a cute nickname in public.

"Jeez Emma, are you going for a world record? Isn't that your third cup of coffee? It isn't even lunch yet!" David pointed out.

"I didn't sleep last night." Emma complained. "Stupid woodland creatures and their nocturnal habits. Why can't they be noisy during the day like civilized creatures?" She grumbled, taking a large gulp of her coffee. Charming smirked.

"Somebody needs a nap." He teased her. Emma shot him a filthy look.

"Don't treat me like Neal." She warned him. "I'm not an infant. I don't need a nap. I need double glazing and/or a tranquiliser dart. I'm still undecided whether it should be me or the owl that gets shot in the ass with it."

By chance, a flock of seagulls landed just outside Granny's at that moment. They were delighted to find the crumbs left over from some people's breakfast. Emma, on the other hand, was not too thrilled by their presence.

"Ugh!" She complained, clamping her hand over her ears. "Do birds ever shut up?! As a member of a fairy tale royal family, can I make a decree that there are to be no flying animals allowed within the town limits. That covers us for those blasted flying monkeys too." Emma pointed out, seriously trying to sell her idea to her dad in her sleep deprived state. David couldn't help but smile at Emma when she was like this. She was cute when she was grumpy.

"I think Emmy Wemmy needs a nap still." He teased her. Emma groaned.

"Keep your voice down." Emma hissed. David laughed.

"What was that, Emmy Wemmy?" He asked, raising his voice a fraction. Emma sunk down in the booth. Nobody was paying the slightest bit of attention, but Emma still felt mortified.

"Alright!" Emma complained. "Point made!" David grinned. He never tired of embarrassing his daughter.