Suddenly, out of the corner of Teemo's eye, something darted from the shadows!
Out from the shadow, came another shadow!
From that shadow, came another shadow!
A few more recursive shadows later, a sneaky masked ninja appeared.
MUAHAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHHA! He laughed.
Teemo felt himself getting marked. Whatever that feels like. IDK Okay? Lay off. I've never been marked for deaf before.
Teemo popped his golden shower, going golden and becoming invincible to damage.
That didn't fucking matter. He's 2/15 and the zed is 9/3.
3 stupid beyblades sent Teemo to Brazil. He was greyskulled (grey screen).
Get wrekt noob. Zed the said. Teemo knew he had been bested by the stupid ninja and his stupid beyblades. It didn't matter the game was about to be over anyways.
The big stupid crystal thing then exploded and they were now in the post-game lobby.
Teemo received a friend request from Zed. He clicked accept.
Zed: Hey rat. How loud do you piss?
Teemo was a little confuzzled. What did he mean by this? He thought.
What a weird fucking question to ask a random little rat. He thought.
Teemo: Uh. Decently Loud. I guess?
Zed: That's pretty cool.
Zed: Wanna have weird forbidden gay sex?
Teemo was now even more confused. What did he mean by this? He thought.
Teemo: Uh no thanks?
Zed: I'll buy you that new Spirit Blossom Teemo skin.
Teemo: !
TO BE CONTINUED!
