EXT. KENNY'S APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER

A beat up Honda Accord starts, its old fan belt issuing out a banshee's screech that echoes into the night.

INT./EXT. KENNY'S CAR

He looks around as he pulls out - eyes peeled for more than just approaching traffic - of which there is none.

Kenny takes a turn, then looks into the rear view mirror and sees headlights trailing in the distance.

He takes another turn, looking into the rear view - and a moment later, the headlights appear.

He speeds up - the tail does too.

The car is gaining - Kenny pulls a hard right, fishtailing, but keeping control.

A long line of traffic snakes out from the fairgrounds ahead - the Chili Con Carnival banner fluttering above the exit.

Kenny speeds up, then pulls a hard left just before the exiting cars - putting his car in the wrong lane as he races by the slow snake of exiting fairgoers.

The tail does the same.

They approach a red light - the source of the slowdown for the exiting traffic - Kenny guns it.

The light turns green and Kenny pulls hard right on the wheel, sending his car turning, sliding, in front of the traffic about to move.

The tail tries the same, but spins out, broadsiding the the traffic light and coming to a rest on the median.

EXT. SHADY ACRES RETIREMENT - LATER

A window at the rear of the building slides up, and the silhouette of a man climbs out.

He turns around to close it as bast he can before trudging into the cold.

He pulls his hoodie up, and keeps his head down as he walks around the building, heading toward the sidewalk that lines the street ahead.

The SNAP of a twig - Kenny looks back - quickening his pace - BAM!

He slams into a MAN (played by Paul Scheer; late 30s, stocky, shaved head, and a goatee) wearing an orange parka, pointing a handgun and - more dangerously - a not quite sane look in his eyes.

MAN (South African accent): I think you took something that's mine.

Kenny takes a step back - the man levels the gun at him, his finger tightening on the trigger.

The ROAR of an engine - they both turn to see a headlights bearing down on them.

The Man SHOOTS - taking out one of the headlights! Kenny lunges out of the way!

The car SLAMS into the MAN, sending him flying back!

Kenny takes a moment to get his bearings.

He stands and turns to see that his savior is a faded yellow, late 70s Datsun Maxima - the engine rattling in its almost rusted through body, a large dent in its side.

There's a quick CREAK-CREAK-CREAK as the DRIVER (played by Mike Meyers reprising his Fat Bastard look from 2, adding glasses and an unruly mustache to the mutton-chopped, fat faced look) works the manual crank to roll down his window.

DRIVER: Come with me if you want to live!

Kenny sees the gun-toting Man starting to stand.

That's enough for him to rush around the front of the car and into the passenger seat.