INT. TEGRIDY ESTATE - FOYER

Eric heads up the large stairs to a landing, looking left, then deciding on right.

He hears the SOUNDS of someone playing Fortnite.

Eric comes to a stop just outside an open bedroom door.

He still holds the glass of liquor.

He peers in, seeing Teddy sitting in a gaming chair, playing Fortnite on a PC.

ERIC: Sweet setup, dude.

Teddy jumps at the voice.

TEDDY: Thanks?

ERIC: You got another control so I can join in?

TEDDY: It's not local co-op.

Teddy's back into the game.

Eric's thinking for a moment, then sets his glass in front of Teddy and pulls out his wallet.

ERIC: Five bucks if you take a sip.

TEDDY: What is it?

ERIC: It's grown up juice.

Teddy sniffs it.

TEDDY: Balvenie 21 Year PortWood. Dad must not like you guys enough to bring out the good stuff.

The two regard each other.

TEDDY: Five hundred dollars.

ERIC: What!? Twenty.

TEDDY: Five hundred or I tell everyone that Fox News' Eric Cartman came into my room and tried to force me to get drunk.

MOMENTS LATER

Eric is stepping out of Teddy's room, holding the empty cup in one hand.

Heidi's waiting right next to the door.

Eric stops.

ERIC: Heidi.

HEIDI: So you two met?

ERIC: Stubborn bastard.

HEIDI: Just like his dad.