This is a story requested by RedHood123. Enjoy. Also, this is why you don't take people's Cantaloupes.


Kat Kool, Dan Blam, Geno, Steve, Fox, Krystal, Deadpool, Cyrax, and Sektor were waiting for a video to load up on a computer.

"So, you two gonna have kids?" Deadpool asked Fox and Krystal. "I mean, M and YP have kids, so why don't you two?"

"We recently got married." Krystal replied. "We don't want to rush things."

"Come on, you two have known each other for years, even longer than Morgana and Yaya known each other." Deadpool replied.

"That may be true, but we're still waiting for a while." Fox replied.

"Lame." Deadpool sighed.

"It's quite dark for a room you have, Kat Kool." Dan Blam informed.

"It's so Min-Min doesn't see me." Kat Kool explained.

"There are mods in Minecraft with computers." Informed Steve.

"What aren't there mods of, Steve?" Replied Geno.

Then, the video loaded. It was Angry Grandpa PISSED About Cantaloupe.

"Perhaps this Angry Grandpa will be perfect in the Cyber Initiative." Sektor stated.

"Don't get any ideas." Cyrax replied. "The Angry Grandpa died in 2017. God bless his soul."

The video starts with Angry Grandpa looking in the fridge.

"Who's been in my goddamn refrigerator?!" He demanded.

"He's mad about Cantaloupes?" Asked Krystal.

"I'd understand more if it was Chimichangas." Deadpool added.

"Of course you would." Geno replied.

"My goddamn Cantaloupe is missing!" Yelled AG.

"Oh dear, I expect to hear a lot of screaming." Kat Kool sighed. "I fear for my hearing. Especially since Cats have superior ears than humans."

After a moment, The Grandpa was on the phone.

"Yesterday, you were cleaning my goddamn refrigerator." The Grandpa spoke. "Shut up! Where is my goddamn Cantaloupe?!"

"This outrage over a Cantaloupe?" Geno asked.

"I'm afraid so." Steve replied.

We later cut to Angry Grandpa destroying his son's keyboard.

"He did that?!" Fox exclaimed.

"Yeah, he's got problems with his Anger." Deadpool explained. "He wouldn't be called Angry Grandpa for nothing. He has the temper of The Incredible Hulk."

"KAT KOOL!" Min-Min screamed, bursting into the room.

As she rushed to Kat Kool, she knocked the Computer off the desk, and it broke.

"Who told her I was here?!" Demanded Kat Kool.

"I did." Deadpool replied. "She gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. Chimichanga flavoured Ramen."

Everyone else face-palmed.


I know this was short and anti-climatic, but here's a little bonus story where Furrball tells Calamity to go to the bathroom. You can imagine it as a deleted scene of Furrball & Calamity For Hire. Enjoy.


Calamity was playing ACME All Stars on the SEGA Mega Drive. Suddenly, he farted loudly. Furrball walked past the room, and heard the fart. He walked into the room.

"Calamity, go take a shit!" Furrball exclaimed. "Go to the bathroom! You're gonna shit on the sofa!"

"Not now, I'm in the zone." The sign Calamity was holding read.

"Calamity, go to the bathroom now, or you're gonna shit on the sofa!" Furrball replied. "You want to sit in your own shit?"

"Furrball, I'll go after I finish this level!" The sign Calamity was holding read.

Furrball looked disgusted.

"Calamity, the shit is already coming out of your ass!" He exclaimed.


I hope you enjoyed those two stories. More of these to come in the future. See you soon.