This was a request by Guest, and the bonus scene at the end was requested by RedHood123. Enjoy.


Calamity Coyote, Dan Blam, Johnny Bravo, AVGN, Pepe Le Pew, and Trevor the Traction were waiting for the video.

"The hell is this Nutty Professor?" Asked AVGN.

"It's a movie starring Eddie Murphy." Dan explained.

"It's also full of toilet humor." Johnny added.

"Monsieur Bravo, 'ow do you even enjoy that filth of humor?" Pepe asked with disgust.

"It's enjoyable." Johnny replied.

"Movies?" Replied AVGN. "That's Critic's thing."

The video started.

I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and gettin' my colon cleansed thoroughly.

Dan, Johnny, and AVGN giggled. Calamity, Pepe, and Trevor looked disgusted.

You want your colon cleansed? I'm gon' clean mine.

(Loud fart)

The three who were giggling started laughing. The other three didn't find it funny.

There. Now my colon is clean. Squeaky clean.

"How could you three find this funny?" Asked Trevor. "It's gross!"

The rest of the video was the characters talking at a fast pace, while the grandpa was constantly farting loudly. Only Dan, Johnny, and AVGN found it funny, the other three didn't.

"Forgive me Monsieur Bravo, but zis video is not funny." Pepe informed.

"Well, that's you opinion." Johnny replied.

Then finally...

Goddamn it, I messed up my pants.

"Ew!" The sign Calamity was holding read.


Now, here's the bonus story I mentioned. Here you go.

The same characters from earlier were sitting at a round table.

"So, Meowth wants a special someone." Johnny announced. "Who should it be?"

"How about Violet." Dan offered.

Everyone looked at Dan.

"I mean, she never had a special someone." Dan pointed out. "And it is a unique ship."

"You have a point." Trevor replied.

"I see where you're going." The sign Calamity was holding read.


And that's it for this chapter. See you later.