INT. TEGRIDY ESTATE - LIVING ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Stan and Kyle are standing, while Leo and Jimmy are sitting, on the edge of their seats.
Stan has his back to Kyle.
KYLE: He needed to keep it safe, but he also wanted to give it to someone who wouldn't get hurt having it.
STAN: You're starting to sound like them, Kyle!
KYLE: Fuck you, man! This is our friend - our friend was killed -
STAN: And we found out why! We saw it - and it's over! We did our part - we avenged him and shut down a major operation! I mean, have you seen the news - the footage is all over Fox - Hillary, the DNC, even Elon Musk are all going down!
LEO: They all have airtight alibis.
STAN: What?
LEO: I've been on the phone all day with the news desk, fellas. None of them were ever here.
Stan looks at Kyle.
KYLE: Someone wanted us to see what was going on there.
Kyle looks at Jimmy.
JIMMY: And someone k-k-knew I always keep a camera in my r-r-right crutch.
STAN: What?
KYLE: Where do you think they got the footage from?
STAN: But why take his phone?
Kyle looks at Jimmy.
KYLE: Show him.
Jimmy pulls out his new phone and opens up a video.
He hands it to Stan.
Stan watches the video, which shows the events from the Wayfair distribution center.
STAN: What's this supposed to prove? They're all there, no matter what their alibis say!
Kyle takes the phone, and scrubs the video slowly around the point where Jimmy's flash went off, then lets it sit at a freeze frame.
The whole work floor in the video is empty.
STAN: Jesus Christ...
KYLE: It was all projections.
STAN: But why?
KYLE: I - I don't know.
Leo's looking at his phone - then jumps up.
He grabs the remote for wall-mounted TV and turns it on, switching it to Fox News.
LEO: He's why.
On the screen, being interviewed by a Fox News ANCHOR is the Man in the orange parka - a lower third identifies him as PAUL FURBER.
PAUL FURBER (his South African accent coming through the TV): This latest footage shows that I was right!
Jimmy looks intently at the screen - something nagging at him.
JIMMY: I've s-s-seen him before...
ANCHOR (on TV): That Q was right.
PAUL FURBER: No, that's - I mean, yes, but that I am, without a doubt Q!
LEO: He's been saying that he's Q for a while now, ever since Q stopped posting his drops on Paul's site and started doing it on another site owned by an American who runs a pig farm in the Philippines and thinks that JFK Jr is still alive.
KYLE: What the fuck?
LEO: You don't know how many times I've almost picked up the phone to tell you to move to Canada and live with your brother.
There's an outburst on the TV, drawing their attention back to it.
PAUL FURBER: Of course - of course they would say that! And have convenient evidence! What don't you get about a heavily connected, powerful cabal of elitist pedophiles? They have people generate -
ANCHOR: Our analysts are also saying that the footage seems to be, not manipulated, but actually just video of projections - of holograms.
Paul looks at the Anchor a moment, swallows hard, then stand up, taking his lav off.
ANCHOR: Mr. Furber?
PAUL FURBER: I have to - I have to go and - finish things.
The four look at each other.
KYLE: We helped this guy spread his lies - we almost took down innocent people - who knows how long they're going to have to spend trying to clear their names?
STAN: We did it because we chased after Kenny's stupid conspiracies. Now you want to do it again?
KYLE: But that's the thing! We didn't, we let ourselves get tricked into not finding what Kenny was after. We failed him, dude.
Stan is wrestling with something.
STAN: I can't - I can't do it, okay? He's a poisonous old man just looking out for his own self-interest!
KYLE: Looks like the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
Stan glares at Kyle.
The doorbell rings.
But the two can't stop glaring at each other.
LEO: I'll get it.
Leo is out of the room.
STAN: Have you visited your parents since you've gotten back?
LEO (O.C.): Oh, hello - you're the guy on TV!
KYLE: That's different - that's -
STAN: Why, because you're doing it from your moral high ground?
LEO: Umm, fellas?
STAN AND KYLE: Not now, Butters!
The two turn to see Leo standing in front of Paul Furber, the latter of whom is holding a gun.
LEO: It's - it's Leo.
PAUL FURBER: I tried to do this the easy way - but I need it. They don't believe me!
Jimmy's eyes go wide.
JIMMY: You were there!
STAN: Where?
JIMMY: At W-w-wayfair!
KYLE: That was all faked!
JIMMY: By him! He's the one who tased us!
ERIC:Dude, what the fuck?
PAUL FURBER: I needed you to find it! I tried to get the document your friend had so I could show the truth!
STAN: You killed Kenny.
KYLE: You bastard!
Despite having the gun, the energy changes in the room against Paul Furber.
PAUL FURBER: No! I got hit by a car before I could!
KYLE: You motherfucker!
PAUL FURBER: No, I wasn't going to kill him, I just wanted to scare him - and - then the car hit me, he was gone. So I needed to improvise -
STAN: So you created that whole elaborate thing and lured us to reveal it.
PAUL FURBER (relieved): Exactly!
KYLE: So, you're not Q.
PAUL FURBER: What? No, I am! I've just had some setbacks and needed to put a little something in the win column.
A moment, he realizes he has the gun, which he raises again.
PAUL FURBER: Just give me what your friend found!
STAN: Calm down, man.
PAUL FURBER: I know you have it!
STAN: I swear we don't!
Paul raises his gun to Leo's head.
PAUL FURBER: I'll shoot him!
KYLE: Stan...
Stan's wrestling with something inside.
KYLE: Stan!
STAN: All right, fine! Let's go!
INT. TEGRIDY ESTATE - TEDDY'S ROOM
Eric is standing next to Teddy, who's playing Fortnite from his game throne.
Eric has a glass of liquor in his hand again.
ERIC: A thousand bucks!?
KYLE(yelling from below): Eric! We're heading out!
Eric puts the glass down and pulls out his wallet.
ERIC: Goddamnit.
