EXT. TEGRIDY ESTATE - FRONT DRIVE - A FEW DAYS LATER
Kyle is out front, his packed carry-on at his feet.
Stan, Heidi and Teddy stand with them.
STAN: So, now what?
KYLE (shrugs): I head home and get back to work.
A moment, then Stan embraces Kyle. Kyle hugs him back.
A rumble causes them to break the hug.
They turn to see Eric and Leo's car driving up.
STAN: Eric?
Eric gets out of the passenger seat.
Leo winces as he gets out of the driver's side and hobbles around the front of the car, a slight sheen of sweat on his brow.
Kyle walks past Eric, to Leo.
KYLE: How are you doing, Leo?
LEO: Better. Stitches are staying in place.
ERIC: He has to shit in a bag!
STAN (scowling at Eric): Jesus Christ, dude.
ERIC: I know! Gross, right?
Eric looks at everyone.
ERIC: I'm glad we're all here. I have something important to share.
He pulls out a sealed envelope.
ERIC (looking at Teddy): I'm afraid I have some... interesting news for you, young man.
STAN: Eric...
Eric unseals the envelope, and slides out some papers.
ERIC: According to a rigurous DNA test, uhh... (he looks at the pages again) Ummm... I... I'm sorry to tell you this Stan, but, Teddy is the love child of Heidi and Kyle.
Kyle looks at him, doubtful.
KYLE (reaching for the papers): Give it here.
Eric pulls the papers out of reach.
ERIC: Look at him! I mean, come on!
A moment, then Kyle pulls out a folded envelope.
KYLE: I think I have what you're looking for.
ERIC: You motherfucker. You took the first glass!
KYLE (looking at Stan): I'm sorry to tell you this Stan, but Eric is Teddy's father.
ERIC: But, he's a ginger!
KYLE: And you're one-half.
ERIC: Goddamnit.
Then Eric and Kyle look at the silent Marsh family.
Heidi's mouth is a tight line. Stan is a kettle about to scream. Teddy looks horrified.
HEIDI (to Eric): We went through years of counseling to put this behind us.
Behind Eric and Kyle, Leo reaches for his buzzing phone, and looks at it.
STAN (to Eric): We didn't want to tell him until we thought he was ready.
Kyle fights to keep a self-satisfied smirk off his face, until Stan turns his glare on him.
STAN: And you! You asshole! I expected him to check my kid's DNA, but you? Fuck you both. You two deserve each other!
LEO: Hey, fellas?
STAN: What!?
