once tord walked into a room and he picked up tord bridal style. He was very flustered uwu owo
"t-tord why everyones looking at us"
there outside the window was tord

"look its tord outside window, hes watching because hes honerey"

Tord took tord to wallmart to buy guyns because they were really edgy

Tord bought tord a really cool gun and he was happy. suddenly there was a fire

"oh no run Tord"

tord ran as fast as he could his camermell hair in the wind

"MMMHhhh his hair its so segxy"

tord stayed to put out the fire while tord went home

tord was on the floor waiting for him

;haha segy hair"

tord blushed and then licked him ok

tord came home fire on him
'omg your cheating on me"

"no its not what it looks like" tord said to tord00

"b-baka!" tord said and left tord with tord

TBH