Tracey Sketchit gets his ass whooping at the Super Bowl

It is a wonderful day at Oak's lab. Well, except for one fellow, his assistant Tracey Sketchit. Nobody really knows where he went off to. Professor Oak, now at the age of 56, and starting to go all gray, doesn't even have a CLUE where he went off to. All he remembers is seeing a flash of light taking Tracey with it.

Meanwhile, on the plane to Tampa Bay, Florida (seriously who can get from Kanto to Florida?), Tracey is pouting, looking at Blaze and Sliver like they were crazy. Somehow, Sliver was able to get free tickets to the Super Bowl before they all sold out.

"Uh..mind explaining to me where the fuck we are going?" asked Tracey.

"Watch your mouth, kid. We're going to the Super Bowl!" said Blaze.

Tracey's expression turns happy and gets excited.

"Really? The Super Bowl!? This is what I always wanted, to be able to go to the Super Bowl in person, so I can draw and watch the game!" Tracey screamed out, in excitement.

"Yeah and you better like it!" said Sliver.

The sliverly hedgehog looks over at his girlfriend, the purple cat princess, with a big grin on his face. She's licking her paws (although her paws are under her gloves).

"Finally...he will get the last laugh.." said Sliver, quietly so Tracey can't hear him.

Not that it matters, cause Tracey is drawing the girl that's sitting next to him, staring at her while drawing. She looks like a super model, and he looks at her with a perverted look on his face.

The girl then sees this, walks out of her seat and slaps him.

"Owwww, what was THAT FOR?!" Tracey said, as he screams in pain

"YOU CREEP! I'll sit somewhere ELSE!" she yelled.

She walks off, leaving Tracey sad that he can't finish his drawing on her.

Suddenly, the plan starts to land. Tracey, Blaze and Sliver then arrived in Florida.

They then get off the plane.

"Oh boy! I can't wait to watch the game!" Tracey exclaimed, freaking out.

"Shut up..." said Blaze, clearly annoyed at Tracey.

All Sliver wants to do was attack the bland shit.

Blaze teleports herself, Sliver and Tracey to the Super Bowl. They managed to get in the stadium.

30 minutes later, the actual Super Bowl starts.

Suddenly in the middle of the game, Sliver and Blaze look at Tracey with evil looks on their faces. Sliver cackles.

"Hey Tracey, you are going to meet Tom Brady!" said Sliver. He lied.

"Really?! Tom Brady?! I get to meet THE Tom Brady?! Awesome! I gotta draw him right now!" said Tracey, freaking out in excitement, and gets out his paper and pencil to start drawing him.

"Yes! He can't wait to meet you! Now, GO HAVE FUN!" said Blaze. She lied.

Blaze teleports Tracey to the field. Sliver then uses his psychic powers to lay Tracey down, on the ground, so he gets hit on his ass.

Suddenly, the football players, including Tom Brady, run Tracey over with the football. Tracey Sketchit is getting pummeled!

"Helpppp MEEEE!" screamed Tracey.

Tracey is screaming like a little girl, as he is getting his ass beaten up by the football players with the football.

Sliver and Blaze both laugh.

"That's what he gets for being so boring, and obnoxious!" said Blaze.

"You can say that again, Blaze!" said Sliver.

Sliver and Blaze both kiss. They kiss each other's faces like zombies.

In Sinnoh, at Dawn's old house in Twinleaf Town, Ash, Dawn, Sonic and Amy are watching it on TV.

"Holy shit! Tracey got hit!" yelled Dawn, as she gasps in shock.

"I know..." said Sonic.

"Do you think he's alright?" asked Amy.

"Eh..he definitely had it coming! Me and Misty never liked him." said Ash.

(Happy Super Bowl Sunday, although I am not a big fan of Football nor the Superbowl in general. Hope you enjoy this!)