When bill reformed he saw 4 people one was the man with 6 fingers he saw earlier another was a man who looked just like the 6 fingered one but wearing a Fez and only 5 fingers in each hand there was a set of Burnett one wearing feminet and another wearing masculine clothes(1) arguing about destroying a triangle gem.
"Oi who are you and do you discuss murder often, " bill said standing up.
The group all yelled in unison as he stood the feminet one pointing at his crotch.
"Well if you're going to be shocked about my man meat don't strip someone, '' Bill said, summoning his hat and putting it on as clothes formed around him as well as a cane.
"BILL, " the one with the Fez yelled, throwing a punch.
"RANDOM GUY IN COOL FEZ, " Bill said, using the cane to catch the fist and redirect it into the floor.
"Well this was fun and weird but I need to be getting home, " Bill said walking away.
Before he could make It to the door the man with 6 fingers shot at him again with the same gun only to get blocked by bills cane.
"Fine I wanted to go home but you wanted a fight, " bill said snapping his fingers causing a massive flash and bang when the group regained that sense he was gone with a single note in his place it read haha gotcha suckers. I
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Bill changed clothes to make sure they didn't find him; he swapped into a yellow sundress and made his hair long and black pushing his gem further into his head and grew an eye where his gem usually is created a pair of glasses(2).
Bill had found his way to the town square and found a town map that detailing its location he got his bearings he realised the nearest warp was a 9-hour drive for him on foot about a day and a half walk so he got walking to the clear caves (3).only to bump into 2 cops one bigger with gray hair and a mustache the other looking like a tree in hight and as thin as a rail.
"Whoa their kid what's the hurry, " the bigger one asked.
"Oh just heading home my ride home bailed on me and it's a long walk," Bill explains.
"Oh we could give you a ride not much happening around here, " the taller one asked.
"Oh I can't be a bother it's 9 hours out and I like walking, ' he said walking away.
" she seemed nice Hunny, " the tall one said as Bill walked away.
As bill made it to a gas station on the other side of town he passed a group of teens talking about a road trip to the clear caves arguing on who would bring the beer.
"Oh hey sorry to interrupt but I overheard your conversation but I'm actually heading there too could I hitch a ride I could bring snacks and beer and chip in for gas, '' Bill asked, taking out his wallet.
"Sure dude we leave in 3 hours just waiting for 2 more. I'm Wendy by the way, " the now-named Wendy explained.
Bill headed back to town took out his top hat and took a colour full of drinks. He wasn't a drinker but he did keep some in his hat for Greg and Amethyst (4) he also threw in some cookie cats. And took a bag full of road trip snacks like trail mix and chips.
When he met back up with them he noticed that the 2 younger twins from earlier.
" so this is a right of passage thing we do hear theirs these caves 9 hours away from where there are theses crystals so clear that you can't even see them and we're going on a trip their spending the night then head back 2 days you aren't supposed to act like you do hear in town for the next 3 days you do what you feel like doing almost anything goes, " she said taking out a roach.
"Um what's that, " the girl asked.
"It's weed a great bit of it too, " she said taking a hit off of it and passing it to the boy.
"Yo, these the 2 we were waiting for, " bill said, dropping the colour on the ground.
" ya this is Dipper and Mable… I didn't get your name earlier,'' Wendy said introducing them.
"Names Willow quartz, " Bill lied.
"Um hi Willow you new to town, " Dipper asked.
" Nah just catching a ride and you should pass that on if you're not gonna take it it's gonna die out, " "Willow," said taking the roach and taking a long pull.
" ok so I get this is supposed to be no rules but I sent illegal to smoke at your age, " dipper asked.
"2 things 1 you're absolutely right it is illegal and if you did it every day you would ruin your life but if you did it once in a while and never go overboard it will be fine same for drinking and nicotine and 2 chills out, " " willow," said passing the joint to a guy in a skull hoodie.
As he did so mable watched him closely as he packed.
Once it was packed they started out on the trip.
An hour in dipper had gotten drunk off his ass and fell asleep.
"Soo willow got anyone in your life, " mable asked.
"Nope, " ben awnserd
"Oh, interesting… so why are you heading to the caves, "
"Seeing my family," Willow said taking a bite of a cookie cat getting stared at by Mabel.
" So why are you staring at me so much, " Willow asked.
"Where did you get the cookie cats I have been dying for one they're awesome, " mable answered
"I have my ways, " Willow said, slipping one from behind her ear.
For the next few hours, he and marble cheated until Dipper woke up.
"Woha how long was I asleep, " dipper asked
"a few hours, " mable answers.
Once they got to the cave they split up and "Willow" let them keep the colour and backpack.
He easily made his way through the crystal maze to the warp pad and warped home only to see Steven holding a pillow on the verge of crying with a lion staring at him.
"Lion come hear, " Bill called and the lion did as he was told.
"Wait you know this lion, " Steven asked.
"Ya he's mom's lion she used to take me to see him before you were born it was mine and hers little secret, " he said as he pets the lion's mane.
"Well he's a jerk i try playing with him and feeding him but all he cares about is this stupid pillow, " steven explained.
"Well, he probably wanted to protect you. He's kinda signal minded in that way pass the pillow, " steven did so and bill bubbled it and sent it to the melting room.
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1 He didn't want to assume gender
2 he is the reincarnation of a dream demon as a human gem hybrid "his" gender is defined by his mood
3 an og idea I had about a maze of invisible crystals that were used by the crystal gems as a base to hide from homeworld.
4 Greg drank the beer and amethyst ate the bottle.
So I know some people will dislike the whole drinking and smoking pot but remember in this Mabel and dipper are about to turn 15 and the rest are 16 to 18 and I don't know about you but I had my first beer at 14 and first hit at 16
