Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.

Author's note: This is AU and dedicated to my friend Nikki Aleorah II. She's very funny.

Author's note 2: Isaiah Flamez, you are NOT allowed to read this story!

Author's note 3: Warning! If you have a problem with a female with both a pussy and a dick, don't read this.

Author's note 4: I got the idea for this story from a dream I had recently. Enjoy.


She is a skater-girl

Lilly Anne Truscott is a 22 year old famous skater-girl from Malibu.

Her skateboard is custom-made. It is dark cherry-red with silver waves and gold flames and LAT in white hip-hop script.

She is a girl, but she also has a dick as well as a pussy.

This is a secret though.

At age 16 Lilly became famous when none other than Tony Hawk himself found her and decided to promote her after seeing how good she is.

Only a few months later, Tony Hawk took Lilly with him to appear with him at Skateboard Fiesta in Spain.

Because of this, Lilly soon got famous in her own right.

Now she sit in bed, polishing her skateboard.

Lilly wear an oversized pink t-shirt and baggy neon-green sweatpants.

"Kinda sad that I don't have a girlfriend..." says Lilly, who is a lesbian and wanna use her dick ( which is porno-size and fully functional ) to fuck another girl ( a normal girl with just a pussy ).

Over the years since she became sexual, Lilly has hooked up with girls every now and then, but she's never found a girl who wanna have a serious long-term relationship with her, since most girls are a bit uncomfortable with the fact that Lilly has a dick and a pussy at the same time.

There's been some girls who found it sexy and fun, but even so they've not been interested in truly being Lilly's girlfriend, only in casula sex.

Nobody know why Lilly was born with a dick, but she like it.

Sometimes she masturbate duo-style, as she call it, which means she has a dildo in her pussy and jerk her dick, both at the same time, while watching porn.

"It's cool that I am a so-called 'chick with dick' as some guys say. Thank goodness that Tony Hawk never found out. He'd hate me if he knew me has a dick, for sure." says Lilly.

Lilly has no real friends.

She's afraid to get close to anyone, since she doesn't want people to discover that she's a hermie down in her big soft skater-pants.

She wants the world to think of her as just a girl.

Not some freak of the nature, who walk around with both a vag and a schlong.

Herself is of course happy to have both, but she know that a lot of people don't accept it so she keep it a secret.

"Yay." says Lilly in a slutty tone.

Lilly is almost oversexual.

Sex and porn are her biggest interests after skateboarding.

She can masturbate with nearly as much talent as she can ride her skatebaord.

Never in her life has she taken skateboard-lessons or sexual lessons.

Being good at both things is natural skill.

"Opsss..." says Lilly as she fart hard by accident.

Lilly is tomboyish skater-girl so a fart doesn't seem weird to her.

Ever since kindergarten, Lilly has had rather poor butt-control so sometimes her ass produce fat farts, even if she doesn't want to.

Lilly giggle a bit.

"Yeah." says Lilly.

3 weeks later.

Lilly wear her best skater-girl outfit because on this day the city of Malibu open a brand new skateboard-park in honor of her, known as the Truscott-Trone.

"...and here she is, our own famous skatboard-master...Lillian Anne Truscott, ladies and gentlemen!" says the mayor of Malibu.

"Hi, everyone. It's so sweet of Malibu to name a new skate-park after little me." says Lilly.

All the people there are happy and cheer for Lilly.

She is Malibu's own superstar and pretty much everyone in Malibu thinks she is awesome.

"Very cute to see so many of you here today. I'm happy." says Lilly.

"Miss Truscott is a truly talented skater, having gone on tour with the great Tony Hawk himself. We felt that it was more than right to honor her skills with a new skateboard-park in her name." says the mayor.

Lilly now get to perform some of her awesome advanced signture skateboard-tricks in celebration of the opening.

Lilly is happy.

After the ceremony.

Lilly gives some skater-girls membership-cards for a year to the Truscott-Trone.

"Here you go, girls. Have fun." says Lilly, all cute and sweet.

"Thanks." says the 7 girls.

These 7 girls won a Lilly-themed skater-competition a couple months ago and as part of their prizes they get free membership for a year.

The next day.

Lilly is at home.

She's in the shower, watching her sexual body, including her dick, pussy, boobs and ass.

To shower almost makes Lilly horny.

"Awww!" says Lilly in a slutty tone.

Her dick is getting hard.

"Yay. Nice." says Lilly when she notice her dick erecting itself slowly.

Lilly feel that her balls are full of cum.

She decides to control herself though and not masturbate.

Instead she simply wash her body, making sure to be as clean as possible.

20 minutes later.

Lilly now wear a pink hoodie and black baggy sweatpants.

She drink some beer and eat a fat jumobo-burger.

It taste awesome for her.

"Yum, yum." says a happy Lilly in a childish tone.

Sun shine into the room and upon Lilly's collection of skateboard awards.

Lilly has won over 50 different awards as a skater-girl.

"Me is kinda awesome." says Lilly.

4 days later.

Lilly wake up early.

She already has clothes on, since she went to bed last night all fully dressed for unknown reasons.

"Holy shit, me had such a weird porno-dream." says Lilly as she slowly open her eyes and sit up in her cozy bed.

Lilly get up, change clothes and then walk to the kitchen and grab a burger and a beer.

The beer and burger is her breakfast.

"Nice." says Lilly, eating the burger and drinking the beer.

5 hours later.

Lilly is down at the local skateboard-store and sign skateboards for her fans.

There's also a huge promotional-poster for Lilly on the wall because in a few weeks Alchambria Skateboarding Corps, the company that made Lilly's custom-skateboard, will release limited edition versions based on hers, limited to only 69 copies ever.

The skateboards will be based on Lilly's own, but not exactly the same.

They will only be inspired by it and be a bit more simple than hers.

Lilly is happy that Alchambria has decided to release her signature model board so her most loyal fans can have it themselves.

Each limited edition Lilly T skateboard will come in a special neon-green bag and also have a COA signed by Lilly herself.

"OMG...!" thinks Lilly when she sees a girl her own age further back in the line of fans.

This girls stands out for 2 reasons.

One, she's the same age as Lilly, while the rest of the girls in the line are younger.

Second, she doesn't look like a skater-girl at all.

Lilly thinks the girl look sexy.

Lilly feel her pussy getting wet and her dick getting hard.

Fortunately Lilly wear thick baggy skater-girl pants so no one can see that she's horny.

"Hi. I'm Lilly T. Can I sign your skateboard...?" says Lilly when it finally is the hot girl's turn.

"Well. I'm not skateboardin' at all, but I'm still a fan of ya, girl." says the hot girl in a southern accent.

"Okay. Cute that you like me even if you're not a skater-girl." says Lilly.

"You're sexy." whisper the southern girl.

"Thanks. You too." whisper Lilly.

"My name's Miley Stewart." says the southern girl.

"Hot name. I'm Lilly Truscott." says Lilly.

Lilly and Miley gently shake hands.

"Your name's hot too." says Miley.

"Awww! Thanks." says Lilly.

2 weeks later.

"Nice. I like." says Lilly, who is at Alchambria's factory.

She's just seen the first prototype of her limited edition signature skateboard.

"Good. Then we'll use this design, Miss Truscott." says Nora Fox, the CEO of Alchambria.

"Awesome." says a happy Lilly.

Lilly get to try out the prototype and it is a good quality skateboard that holds up to the tricks Lilly does.

"Very cool board." says Lilly.

"I'm glad you like it, girl." says Nora.

3 weeks later.

Lilly eat lunch when someone rings the door bell.

She open the door and sees...Miley.

"Hi, girl. Ya happy seein' lil' me again?" says Miley in her sexy southern accent.

"Yes. C'mon in, Miley." says Lilly, getting horny.

Fortunately Lilly wear baggy pants so the fact that her dick is hard cannot be seen.

"Thanks." says Miley as she takes off her pink leather jacket and her white shoes.

"I was having lunch, please share it with me." says Lilly.

"Sexy. I can do that." says Miley.

Lilly share her simple sweet lunch with Miley.

"You're sexy." says Miley.

"Awww! Thank you!" says Lilly in a childish tone.

"No problem. I wish ya were my girlfriend." says Miley.

"Uh...you're a lesbian?" says Lilly.

"Well...technically bisexual, but I sure prefer a cute girl over a macho guy and you're totally a very cute girl." says Miley.

"If so I gotta tell you something. I'm a freak, Miley." says Lilly.

"What? I don't understand." says Miley confused.

"Look...!" says Lilly as she stand up and drop her pants ( she wear no panties or similar ) and reveal the fact that she has both pussy and dick.

"Oh...not a problem. I think it's sexy and cool." says Miley.

"Really?" says Lilly surprised.

"Yup, Lilly. Your dick look very sexy and so does your pussy." says Miley.

"Then I am your girlfriend." says a happy Lilly.

"Awesome, babe." says Miley, also happy.

Miley stand up and gives Lilly a kiss.

Miley then gently grab Lilly's dick and gives Lilly a casual sexy handjob.

"Yay!" moans Lilly, who clearly enjoy the handjob that Miley gives her.

"Lilly, ya've a bigger dick than many guys I've had sex with." says Miley.

"Thanks, Miley!" moans Lilly.

"No problem, you're dang erotic." says Miley as she goes down on her knees, wrap her mouth around Lilly's dick and starts to slowly and gently suck it.

"Mmmm, soooo sexy!" moans Lilly as her dick reach full stiffness.

Lilly love the way Miley suck her off right now.

"Don't stop!" moans Lilly.

With a sexy wink, Miley signal that she doesn't plan to.

"Yay!" moans a happy Lilly.

It's been so long since a girl gave Lilly a blowjob that it feels extra-nice to get one today.

"Wow! You really know hot to suck dick!" moans Lilly.

"Sure do 'cause I've done ti many times." says Miley.

"Great." says Lilly.

Miley suck a tiny bit harder and Lilly enjoy it.

"That feels awesome!" moans Lilly.

Miley continue to suck Lilly's dick and starts to finger-fuck Lilly's pussy too.

"Soooo cozy! Double-porno!" moans Lilly in a childish tone.

"Yeah, girl." says Miley.

"Erotic!" moans Lilly.

6 minutes later.

"Now ya get to fuck me. Ya wanna do that, right?" says Miley.

"Yes." says Lilly.

"Here's my pussy. Be gentle. I'm kinda tight down there and your dick is big." says Miley as she roll up her skirt, revealing that she doesn't wear panties, bend forward over the couch and pout with her firm sexy ass.

"Okay." says Lilly as she grab Miley's ass, slide her dick into Miley's pussy and starts to fuck slow and gently.

"Mmmm, sexy!" moans Miley, all horny.

Lilly is all horny too.

"Your pussy is soft, wet and soooo fucking sexy!" moans Lilly.

"Thank ya, Lilly!" moans Miley.

"No problem!" moans Lilly.

"Sexy!" moans Miley.

"I forgot to wear a condom..." says Lilly.

"Don't ya worry your cute mind about such crap! Fuck me and cum in me!" moans Miley.

"Okay! Soooo sexy!" moans Lilly.

"Yup." says Miley.

Lilly fuck slightly harder.

"Mmmm, yeah!" moans Miley, enjoying it.

"Mmmm, you've such a sweet erotic pussy!" moans Lilly.

She has fucked pussy before, but Miley's pussy is the best one her dick has ever been inside.

"Okay! Nice!" moans Miley.

"Holy shit, yeah! Fuck!" moans Lilly.

"Soooo damn erotic! Fuck me, babe!" moans Miley.

Lilly fuck harder and Miley clearly enjoy it very much.

"Mmmm!" moans Lilly.

"Yeah!" moans Miley.

"Awesome!" moans Lilly.

"Sexy!" moans Miley.

69 minutes later.

"Awwww! Fuck...sexy!" moans Lilly as she cum a lot deep in Miley's pussy.

"Mmmm, yes!" moans Miley as she get a very cozy orgasm.

"That was awesome." says Lilly.

"I agree, girl." says Miley.

"Yay." says a happy Lilly.

Lilly slowly pull out her dick from Miley's pussy.

Miley gives Lilly a sexy kiss.

"Awww!" says a happy Lilly.

"You're so cute." says Miley.

Miley lick Lilly's pussy a bit.

"Yay!" says Lilly in a childish tone.

It is clear that Miley has a lot of sexual experience.

"Such a smooth sweet taste ya have in your pussy." says Miley.

"Thanks, Miley." says Lilly.

7 minutes later.

"OMG...yeah!" moans Lilly as she get a second orgasm.

She cum from her dick and squirt from her pussy at the same time.

Miley's face get covered in a mix of cum and pussy-juice.

"Wow! Ya painted me, girl." says Miley.

"Sorry..." says Lilly.

"Don't be. It was erotic." says Miley.

"Okay. Cool." says Lilly.

"Yup." says Miley, all happy.

Lilly is all happy too.

Miley and Lilly becomes a couple.

2 months later, Lilly win the California Skater-Girl of the Year award.

Shortly after that ( like a 5 days ) it turns out that Lilly's cum-shot in Miley's pussy made Miley preggo.

When the baby is born it is a little girl.

Lilly and Miley name their cute baby Rory.


The End.