Peter Parker was at the home at the had shared with his girlfriend Jennifer Walters; it was close to Halloween but compared to the villains and monsters that he had fought over the years, it was hard to get scared by anything Halloween related anymore. For crying out loud he had teamed up with Doctor Strange to fight the Nightmare entity and the alien Symbiotes before. Jennifer came in and sat on the couch while using her hands to put his head in her lap with him offering no resistance.

She had a look on her face which she usually had when she had to take on an exasperating case, "So what is it this time?" Peter guessed as Jennifer gave a small smile while playing with Peter's head.

"You wouldn't believe who our firm got contacted by... Dracula... He managed to get vampire minions to our firm..." Jennifer explained leaving Peter stunned, he knew that the infamous Count Dracula was real and he had even fought him before. Between him and Blade, it was surprising to find that vampires were real (even with things like aliens and Norse gods). Actual vampires and not just vampiric like creatures created by science using bat DNA.

"So who does Dracula want to use then?" Peter asked thinking that he had to learn this story.

"Pretty much everyone..." Jennifer replied leaving Peter stunned and confused, "He wants to sue just about everyone that used his likeness all throughout the years without his permission. He also wants royalties from anything, from all movies about him and all adaptations of the Bram Stroker book. He wants us to start with the BBC in Britain over that TV miniseries that they did." Jennifer explained and Peter knew that he asked about Dracula being real with the book. Peter had it explained to him that the Dracula book took the form of letters and newspaper articles detailing the story and Dracula said that the events happened and Stroker only published them in an unauthorised biography.

"That's over hundreds years of works and I am pretty sure he has been long in the public domain..." Peter said thinking about it and Jennifer laughed.

"Oh I know, we all knew and tried to explain it to him but he wouldn't hear of it. He basically said to make it happen and reminded us that even as a mortal he was Vlad the Impaler so we should know the consequences of failure. Don't worry thought, we are getting ready to contact the Avengers and Blade so that we can deal with it and we are just humouring him." Jennifer said with Peter having a laugh.

Who knew the infamous vampire count was so petty?

"Still, while this will be annoying it would still beat out having to defend Fight-Man... I can't wait to show you my Halloween costume..." Jennifer said grinning to him as having hidden in her wardrobe was the Vampirella costume that that had gotten.

Sorry for this short chapter but I wanted to do something even slightly related to Halloween. Also I mean no disrespect to Bram Stroker but due to the Dracula book taking the form of a collection of papers and articles, I thought it would be the perfect explanation for any and all media that would want to explain how Dracula is real in the universe but the book exists as well.