What's up Dravonians? ( I'm trying out new intros). Today we've got a Total Drama fanfic. This one is because of a guest reviwer who asked for an ALeheather fanfic. Well my friend, you got it, welcome to Anniversary anarchy. This is mostly Aleheather but there is another pairing involved. Also ,this is canonical with my story from last year, '' reunion'' Enjoy!
Alejandro tapped his lucky pen on his desk, today had been relatively quiet for January especially considering that it was flu season in Ontario.
Sighing he stared at the picture he kept on his desk, it was of him and Heather on safari in South Africa. He smiled fondly at the memory, they had been dating for 2 years and for their anniversary Al's dad had sent them to South Africa's Kruger National Park. He smiled fondly at the memory and began to daydream.
Flashback
Alejandro and Heather were on an open safari vehicle. The Tanzanian climate was hot, although there were storm clouds in the distance. Alejandro had booked a private game drive on a road that only game rangers and park officials were allowed to use.
The vehicle had currently stopped to gaze at a mother elephant and her two calves grazing on veld grass.
'' Beautiful'' Alejandro sighed.
'' Me or the pachyderms?'' Heather smirked.
'' Can't it be both?''
'' Nope, one or the other.''
'' I pick the elephants. They won't mock me as much.''
'' But they might trample you?'' Heather smirked.
'' Everyone be quiet, the mother elephant is flapping her ears'' the guide hissed.
It was true, the mother was quite agitated, the vehicle's presence seemed to be frightening her calves. Thus, the elephant began to flap its ears and kicked up sand. Soon it seemed to be getting bigger, and bigger until the pair realized that it was charging at them.
'' Drive!'' Alejandro yelled.
'' No, it's just a mock charge'' the guide said confidently.
'' Do it!'' Heather screamed.
Intimidated by her, the guide began to drive and the elephant stopped moving and let out a large trumpet as if to say good riddance.
End of flashback
'' Hey Al, its Wednesday'' Duncan said, entering his friend's consulting room.
'' Huh? Oh, as much as I enjoy pranking hippie doctors, I don't think I'm up to today?''
'' What? But dude, Goldberg already got us the nitrous oxide from those dentists in the wing?''
'' Sorry, I just don't feel up to it.''
Duncan twisted his mouth. '' What's up with you?''
'' Nothing, why?''
'' Your picture is skew. You seemed distracted this morning and now you aren't interested in pranking the homeopaths. You love it, you were the one who got Dr. Feinstein to sell his car for healing crystals'' Duncan observed, snickering at the memory of his colleague walking into work with a bag full of useless quartzite that Alejandro had gotten from his yard.
'' Very perceptive my friend.''
'' Thanks, so what's going on?''
'' Guess.''
'' Heather's pregnant?''
'' No.''
'' You slept with her sister?''
'' No, I would never?''
'' She slept with your brother?''
'' What? No. I don't have an anniversary gift for her.''
Duncan looked at Al wide eyed. '' So, you're fucked basically?''
'' Yes. I was going to, but I forgot.''
'' Dude, Courtney bought a garrote wire the last time I forgot our anniversary. God knows what Heather's going to do to you.''
'' I know, what can I do? Our anniversary's tonight, how am I supposed to find a gift in two hours?''
Duncan smirked as he stroked his chin. '' Hold on a sec'' the psychiatrist left the room and the sound of hiking boots echoed through the hallway. Alejandro furrowed his brow and went back to the picture.
Ten minute later Duncan emerged with his tablet and showed it to Alejandro.
'' Duncan, this is just a picture of Courtney asleep on top of you.''
'' Whoops, wrong thing. Hold…on…there we go'' Duncan showed the man a website. It was for Imperial cruises, a 10 day cruise through the Mediterranean starting in Rome and ending in Athens. The ship was called the jewel of the sea. It was by far one of the largest in its fleet. 500 meters long and 10 stories high it was a sight to behold. It consisted of 1920 rooms, 3 restaurants as well as a large pool with a waterslide.
'' I'm confused.''
'' It's a cruise website. I already booked for me and Courtney.''
'' Good for you but how does that help me?''
'' Geoff and Bridgette were supposed to come but they bailed out last minute, something about a surf tournament in Peru.''
'' Let me guess, you want to give me the tickets so I can take Heather and the four of us go as a quartet?''
'' Sort of. I'm going to type up a document that says you booked the cruise. Tonight, when you see Heather you'll show it to her. We leave next week Thursday.
'' Duncan I can't take a vacation, its flu season. We have a moral code to uphold as medical professionals.''
The pair laughed.
'' Ok, thanks for the advice, but I still need to notify our department head.''
'' No need, I already told the fat whale we'd be off for 10 days and he said yes.''
'' Why?''
'' I promised him a burger and fries from the Burger King down the street.''
'' Ah yes, Doctor Governder, a lovely man but easily bribable'' Alejandro sighed.
-x-
Heather sighed as she sat in the conference center, she was bored to tears. She loved being a trial science lawyer, she really did but the meetings were her own personal Hell. Thankfully she was going home to a husband who most likely had a surprise planned for her.
'' Heather, what do you think?'' her boss asked her.
'' Excuse me?''
'' I asked you how you think we should handle inter departmental disputes, your thoughts?''
Think Wilson think Heather thought. Before she could speak, Courtney piped up.
'' Excuse her, she's been feeling a bit under the weather lately, so she zoned out.''
Heather and Courtney's superior squinted then spoke. '' Very well. Heather go home and get some rest. As for the rest of you, get back to work, Mrs. Nelson I recommend you be on you're A game, we've got a big case coming up and I need my top attorney on top of it.''
'' Yes Mr. Judge'' Courtney said, saluting him.
Heather and Courtney left the conference room and went back to the bullpen.
'' So, how're you feeling and when're you going to tell him?'' Courtney asked as she sat down at her desk, Heather did the same but at hers, which was next to Courtney's.
'' Fine I guess, I haven't had any symptoms yet, I just don't know how donkey boy's going to react.''
'' Well, I'm sure he'll be ecstatic about the birth of his first child, he's been in love with you since World Tour after all.''
'' Still, I'm 23 who has a kid at 23?''
'' People who are in love Heather'' Courtney said as she smiled at her friend. '' Look just tell him tonight, I'm sure he'll be ecstatic.''
'' Ok but how am I going to tell him? It's not something that pops up naturally during conversation ya know?''
'' I know but here's my plan…'' Courtney whispered into her friend's ear.
'' Ok, that isn't really my usual MO but I have something in the back of closet that I last wore on our wedding night.''
'' Trust me, whenever I mess up, I put something like what just mentioned on and Duncan forgets I ever did anything wrong?''
'' You mess up?''
'' No, I just let my husband think I do'' Courtney smiled.
Heather sighed. She hoped Courtney was right about this, oh God she hoped she was right.
-x-
Alejandro raced home with the document Duncan had printed him, he was so excited to do this, he could practically hear Heather squealing in happiness right now.
As he pulled into the driveway however, he saw a familiar sight, Heather's car. Strange? If he recalled correctly, she wasn't supposed to be home for another hour.
No matter, he was just glad he had a gift, even though it wasn't one he had gotten himself. He wasn't eager to experience Heather's wrath, something he knew to be of epic proportions.
As he entered the house, he noticed that the lights had been turned off for some reason. Maybe Heather was trying to save money on the electric bill?
'' Mi amor? Hello?''
No reply.
Alejandro listened closely as he approached the living room, he couldn't hear the sound of any daytime talk show, so he knew she wasn't in the media room.
He called her phone, no answer.
Eventually the man went upstairs to their bedroom, the curtains were shut and Brian Adams was playing from their stereo. There were also rose petals on the bed.
'' Hello?'' Al said, confused.
'' Hey there donkey boy'' came a sultry voice.
From the en-suite bathroom emerged Heather, she was in a black negligee that hugged her curves and accentuated her natural features.
'' Oh wow.''
Heather pressed her lips to his. '' Happy 4 year anniversary baby.''
Al was getting red in the face, before he forgot what he was going to do, he gave her the document.
'' 10 days in the Mediterranean!''
'' It gets better, I booked us the best suite possible, nothing's to good for my Heathy.''
'' Aww you're the best. I got something for you too.''
Heather reached under her pillow and gave Alejandro a plastic stick.
'' A pregnancy test?''
'' Read the sign.''
Alejandro fainted in shock.
Thanks for reading everyone before I go, I have something to say. I'm going to be doing something a bit different than usual. Depending on if this story receives 2 favorites then it becomes a whole series. If it doesn't then it stays as a one shot. Take care guys and have a great week!
