Once Deryl has been transported to the victors' area, the janitor, a strange and tired-looking man named Derek Redd, walks into the Grand Arena, locates Billy's body, and promptly drags it out of sight. The audience is given a few minutes to wait before the next round begins. They seem pleased with the outcome of the first round, even though it was relatively boring, simply because Billy was defeated early on. Eventually, the next two pedestals are raised into the Grand Arena, and Ciqufrinz speaks again.
"I suspect that this round will either be very interesting or very boring. We're calling this matchup 'Nature Calls'! It's Markiplier's Piss up against the feral raccoon! Quite frankly, I don't have anything else to say about this match, so let's just get right to it!"
The moment Ciqufrinz finishes speaking, Attota blows the horn, and the cage is lifted off of the feral raccoon. The cup holding Markiplier's Piss remains stationary, while the raccoon aimlessly scrabbles about the battlefield, unaware of its intended task. The audience watches in suspense as the raccoon slowly sniffs out the glass of urine, and begins to tap at it, growling as it foams at the mouth. After some more time spent tapping at the glass, the raccoon manages to knock the cup over, spilling out Markiplier's Piss into the sand. However, to the surprise of both the audience and the raccoon, the puddle of piss stays together and begins to slither around rapidly, darting back and forth before pooling together in one spot. The raccoon curiously approaches the puddle, and once it gets close enough, Markiplier's Piss suddenly forms into a liquid hand and grabs the raccoon by the neck, before hurling it across the battlefield, causing it to let out a feral screech as it sails through the air. Markiplier's Piss chases after the creature, darting over to the spot where it seems to be about to land. However, the raccoon manages to alter its trajectory through its flailing in the air, and ends up falling directly on top of Markiplier's Piss, splattering it everywhere. The raccoon looks around in confusion, unsure of what even just happened. A disappointed sigh washes over the audience, but then they realize that there has been no indication of the match being over, meaning that the feral raccoon has not yet been deemed the victor. Sure enough, the piss droplets begin to form back together, and Markiplier's Piss soon stands once more in all of its glory, with the raccoon not yet being aware of its return to the scene. Markiplier's Piss attempts to attack the raccoon from behind, but the raccoon suddenly perks up and dashes to the side, snarling at its liquid foe. The raccoon bats at Markiplier's Piss repeatedly, but each time the liquid just manipulates itself to dodge the attacks. However, the raccoon's constant motions seem to be making the piss have trouble with actually landing any hits of its own. Even when it does manage to attack the raccoon, it isn't able to do much besides just throwing it around and aggressively slapping it. After seeming to be in a stalemate with the raccoon for a few minutes, Markiplier's Piss suddenly hatches a plan, and melts back into a puddle state before darting back towards the pedestal it came from. The raccoon paces around for a little bit before realizing that Markiplier's Piss moved away, at which point it scurries in the same direction. Markiplier's Piss reaches the pedestal and forms a hand to grab hold of the glass it came out of, and then whips around, smashing the cup over the raccoon's head and startling it. Markiplier's Piss then grabs hold of a glass shard and starts swiping at the raccoon, attempting to slash it. The raccoon scurries away in the other direction, and Markiplier's Piss attempts to dart after it, but to do so, it would need to drop its weapon, so instead its forced to slowly move itself towards the much-faster raccoon while holding the glass shard up. The raccoon, on the other hand, still doesn't even fully understand that it's supposed to be killing the living urine sample, and is just running away from what it perceived as a threat. Realizing it stands no chance of catching up with the creature at its current speed, Markiplier's Piss retreats back to the site of the shattered cup, and starts hurling handfuls of glass shards into the air in the raccoon's direction, causing them to rain down on the feral animal while it snarls. This doesn't do a whole lot of damage to the raccoon, but it does seem to discourage it from running away any further, as it prepares to retaliate against Markiplier's Piss. The raccoon screeches again and charges towards Markiplier's Piss on all fours, but the piss doesn't move, and just stays completely still while the raccoon gets closer. Just before the raccoon can attack it, Markiplier's Piss thrusts the glass shard in its hand into the raccoon's neck and melts to the ground, darting away while the raccoon collapses, twitching and hissing as blood spurts out of the wound. Markiplier's Piss keeps its distance until the raccoon finally stops moving and bleeds out, and Markiplier's Piss is transported to the victors' area with Deryl while the crowd applauds. Once in the victors' area, Markiplier's Piss finds an empty cup and slips into it, becoming inert once again. Deryl gives Markiplier's Piss a clap of his own, but the piss doesn't respond to it, so Deryl just shrugs and gets ready to watch the next round, looking down into the Grand Arena as Derek returns to haul the raccoon's body out of the battlefield.
