As Derek walks through the Grand Arena individually picking up motionless Arod bodies and bringing them out of the battlefield, the crowd seems to be getting especially riled up with excitement. People are holding up big signs, and some are taking off shirts to reveal body paint and the like. The reason for this becomes clear once the competitors are raised up on their pedestals, and Ciqufrinz begins to speak.

"Alright, alright, I know a lot of our viewers have been waiting for this one, so get yourselves ready! In this matchup, which we're dubbing 'The Best Around', we see two masters of their craft face off! Abercrombie, world-class tailor with unmatched skills, up against Hockey Question Mark, undisputed champion of non-hockey sports! Before we begin the fight, our sponsors have requested an exclusive interview with the man himself."

A spotlight shines on Hockey, and a microphone lowers from the ceiling. Hockey seems a little surprised, but picks up the microphone anyways, and waits.

"So, Hockey, what the sponsors want to know above all else is, what are you fighting for here?" Ciqufrinz reads off the question, and Hockey pauses for a few moments, before answering.

"Well, for one thing, this is actually my first blood sport, and it's always fun to try something new. But the one thing I truly want to get out of this, is to become that hockey champion I've always wanted to be." Hockey smiles, and lets go of the microphone as it's pulled back up into the ceiling. Abercrombie rolls her eyes, scoffing, while the crowd goes wild.

"Alright, without further ado, sound the horn!" the horn is blown moments after this announcement, and Hockey immediately charges at Abercrombie, tackling her to the ground before she can even react. Abercrombie struggles, but she's no match for Hockey's physical strength, honed through years and years of training and exercise. Hockey effortlessly lifts her off the ground, while the crowd cheers, and Hockey then slams Abercrombie down over his knee, causing her to cry out in pain. However, Abercrombie manages to free herself by pulling out a needle and thread from her sleeve, and, with blinding speed, sewing the sleeves of Hockey's pants together, causing him to stumble and trip while Abercrombie rolls back, clutching her midsection and catching her breath. The crowd is chanting Hockey's name, which only angers Abercrombie even more. She wants to lash out at Hockey and end this right now, but the damage she's already sustained is holding her back significantly. Hockey manages to forcibly rip his way through the thread holding his pant legs together, allowing for him to stand again. He seems to be having a great time. Abercrombie opens her mouth to say something snarky, but before she can utter a single sound, Hockey is already in front of her again, and after firmly getting a grip on her, he suplexes Abercrombie into the ground, leaving her sprawled across the sand, hissing in agony. Before Hockey can attack again, Abercrombie rolls onto her stomach and holds her wrist up to her mouth, sucking on the needle in her sleeve to secretly douse it with the contents of a poisonous capsule she had been hiding in her mouth. She quickly spits onto the floor several times to get any remaining poison out, breaking another capsule in her mouth, this time containing fake blood, to feign coughing up blood from her injuries and disguise her true actions. Hockey hesitates for a moment, seemingly worried that he may have gone too far, even though this is a fight to the death. Abercrombie makes immediate use of this moment of hesitation, and swiftly hops up and jabs Hockey in the thigh with the needle, before disguising the action as being her sewing his pant legs together again. Hockey stumbles to the ground once more, but this time, he lacks the strength to pull his legs apart, as the fast-acting poison has already paralyzed him from the waist down.

"What the-" Hockey begins, but before he can say anything to potentially expose Abercrombie's cheap trick, Abercrombie sews his lips shut, and then takes out a particularly large needle from her pants and jabs it straight into Hockey's chest, causing blood to spurt out from the direct impalement of Hockey's heart. The crowd gasps in shock and anger at this, with many fans simply staring with their mouths agape. Abercrombie dusts her hands off, still clutching at her bruised abdomen, and turns to the crowd, raising a single hand in a fist as a sign of pride in her victory. The crowd loudly boos her, but they can't do anything as Abercrombie is transported to the victors' area, where Celebra eyes her suspiciously, but doesn't say anything. Deryl gives his usual congratulatory remark, and Abercrombie simply smiles and nods smugly.

"That was kind of a cheap matchup to begin with, but hey, I made it work, didn't I? Heh. And next round, I'll for sure be partnered with Fitch, and from that point on, there's not a chance of us losing. Just you wait. All of you are gonna be dead soon enough, so you might as well accept your fate." Abercrombie snickers, and Celebra just shakes his head, smiling to himself and clicking his tongue. Deryl has nothing to say, nor does Markiplier's Piss, though that's unsurprising. The victors simply resume watching over the Grand Arena as Derek comes through to grab Hockey's body, taking a moment to sniff it, and scowling when he does so, before dragging it out of the battlefield.