Despite Elijah's words, Klaus didn't trust Kol and the witch's' newfound "friendship." Kol did nothing without a hidden reason, and it's suspicious how those two are together. They're plotting something he was determined to find out.
"Oh god, not you again." The witch groans, turning around as she caught sight of him leaning against her truck. Which, of course, bloody Kol brought her. The moron brought her grandmother's house, a vehicle, spent over thirty grand as a 'shopping trip,' and that's not counting whatever he spent taking her to Atlanta! No one spends that much money on one person in a span of a few weeks. She had to have his brother under a spell.
"Don't walk away from me, witch." He growls, flashing over to stand in front of her, grabbing her forearm.
Bonnie sighs, slapping his hand, "What do you want, Klaus?"
"I want to know what you've done to my brother. You've bewitched him, and I want you to release him from whatever it is."
Bonnie stares at him in silence for a brief moment before bursting out laughing. He found nothing amusing! How he wanted to wring her pretty little neck at times.
"Stop laughing and tell me!"
"I don't have Kol' bewitched' or anything. I don't know why you find it so hard to believe that we're getting along." Bonnie calms down, a grin still on her face as she eyes Klaus in irritation.
She had to be lying. The witch was full of tricks, and she wouldn't fool him.
"There's no way Bonnie, the judgemental witch, is tolerating Kol without a motivate. Is this some half-cocked plan by the Salvatores to seduce my brother and kill him?"
"You aren't going to stop, are you? Kol was right when he said you were paranoid as hell. No, this isn't a plan to seduce and kill Kol. Why would I do that? I'd get nothing out of it in the end. And I'll have you know; I'm not that judgemental...anymore. But hanging around people like Elena and the Salvatores, you're bound to become more cautious about whom to trust." Bonnie shrugs, adjusting her purse strap.
"Now, are you done integrating me? I have things to do." Bonnie questions. When he doesn't respond, she turns and begins walking away.
"Miss. Bennett! Why don't you join my family and me for dinner tonight? We can talk and put aside our differences since it looks like you'll be around for a while."
Bonnie doesn't stop walking as she turns. "You must think I'm stupid. I know what you're doing, and I'm not going to fall for it. Go bother Kol and leave me the fuck alone."
"Well, well, well. Where's your guard dog? Did he decide to ditch you?"
Bonnie couldn't catch a break. First, Klaus cornered her at school, and now she has Damon's annoying ass in her yard. She whistles for Salem to come on the porch as she ignores Damon standing at her doorstep.
"Wonder what you gave Kol to get him to buy your Grams' old place. Was it a little blow job? Or did you give it up completely?"
Bonnie rises from the swing, picking up Salem, and walks towards the door. "Oh, come on, Bon! Don't be that way!" Damon grins as he blocks the door. Bonnie glares as she tries to shove past him.
"You never learn, do you, Damon? Kol told you to stay away, and you can't help yourself. Do you have a neck-snapping kink or something?"
Damon frowns, "I just wanted to talk, witchy. Are you going to snap my neck for that? Your boy toy did enough the other day."
Bonnie purses her lips. "The first thing that came out of your mouth was asking if I fucked Kol for my Gram's house. I should set your balls on fire for that alone. Now, move out of my way." She uses a bit of magic, shoving him away.
"It was an honest question! He brought this house, a truck, and a damn puppy for you in a few days. No friend does that. Is there anything I should know, Bonnie?"
"Why is it any of your business? You didn't buy it, so you shouldn't be worrying about it. What Kol and I are doing is nobody's business, and this is my last time saying that. You, Stefan, Caroline, Jeremy, and Elena can fuck off and leave us alone. We aren't bothering anyone. It's all of you. You guys can do whatever you want, but as soon as I decide to do something for myself, it's a problem?"
Damon opens his mouth, but Bonnie speaks over him.
"It's funny how everyone can fuck with a Mikaelson but me. Caroline had Klaus. Stefan, Matt, and you had Rebekah. I'm sure Elena fucked Elijah and didn't tell anymore. Kol and I hang out, and suddenly everyone in fucking Mystic Falls has a problem with it. Where was the concern when everyone else was fucking a Mikaelson? I'm sick and tired of all of you sticking your noses into my business. If another one of you assholes bother me about Kol and I's personal relationship, I swear to God I'm snapping necks and setting someone on fire. Now get the fuck off my property!" Bonnie waves her hand, her magic throwing Damon off the porch and onto the lawn.
"I'm surprised to see you here. Did the wicked witch release you from her clutches?" Elena smirks as she slides onto the stool beside Kol at the bar. He ignores her, motioning for Matt to refill his glass.
"Aw, are you ignoring me? Did your little girlfriend tell you not to talk to me?" Elena teases as she sees Kol roll his eyes. Fine, she'll get him to talk, eventually. She's got nothing else to do.
"So, tell me, what's it like to fuck the infamous judgy witch of mystic falls? I mean, there's no way you're doing all this without getting something in return. If you are, you're an idiot, and she'll drop you after she's doing using you. She's good for that."
Kol chuckles, setting his drink down. "Are you sure you aren't describing yourself, Elena?"
She rolls her eyes, ignoring the jab. "You two are quite the pair, aren't you? Everyone's losing their minds about 'Bonnie and Kol,' and I don't see what's the big deal. Bonnie's using you, and you're being reduced to her lapdog and sugar daddy."
"What Bonnie and I are doing is no one's concern, especially yours, Elena. I find it funny you're in our business. Didn't you screw my elder brother Elijah?"
Elena's eyes widened at his assumption. How the hell did he know that?! She didn't tell anyone about her and Elijah!
"Ah, you didn't know us Mikaelson gossiped, did you? Trust me, all of us know you hooked up with Elijah right after it happened. Just like Stefan, Damon, and the Quarterback hooked up with Rebekah. And let's not forget darling Caroline and the many times she's slept with Niklaus. It's a shame she went running back to the wolf. I kinda liked her."
Elena couldn't believe it. The Mikaelsons were gossipers!
"Come on. You can't be that surprised. We're siblings, and we aren't trying to share sloppy seconds. Not that I'd sleep with any of you. Bonnie's the only worth my time. Nik and Elijah sometimes share women. So, who knows, maybe you can take a piece of Nik." Kol says as he throws back the rest of his drink, throwing money on the bar and standing.
"By the way, you should stay away from Bonnie. She's been itching to snap your neck since apparently breaking your bones wasn't enough." He pats her on the shoulder as he walks away.
"I don't know what's more traumatizing. That the Mikaelsons know about our sex lives with them or that Bonnie wants to snap your neck for the hell of it." Matt says as he picks up the cash Kol left. Elena doesn't respond; she continues staring at Kol's former seat.
"This is a bad idea," Bonnie says as she and Kol make their way up the Mikaelsons driveway.
"You're just imaging the worst possibilities. I'm sure it'll go fine. You might have to set Nik on fire, but everyone else will behave." Kol smirks as he pictures Klaus running around trying to put out the flames.
"Of course, you find the thought of our brother on fire amusing," Rebekah says as she opens the front door. She takes in Kol and Bonnie's appearance. "You clean up nice Witch, and you managed to wrangle Kol into a decent outfit. I give you points for that alone. And you look lovely."
"Fuck you, Bexs. I dressed just fine before!" Kol exclaims as they make their way into the house.
Rebekah rolls her eyes. "Yeah, basic as hell, at least Bonnie gave you a little spice. Come on; everyone is at the dinner table. Nik is waiting impatiently for you."
Bonnie holds back a sigh. She didn't feel like dealing with Klaus again. Once a day was enough; she shouldn't have come to this shit. Damn her for opening her mouth and telling Kol.
"Miss. Bennett, you look absolutely enchanting this evening." Elijah greets, smiling at her. Kol glares at him, placing his arm around her shoulders. Elijah could be a charming fucker when he wanted to be. He'd keep an eye on him around Bonnie.
Bonnie remains stone face, rolling her eyes. She and Elijah were still on uneven ground after his stunt apologizing to Elena and not her for his involvement in her mother's transition.
"Miss. Bennett, my brother, is correct. It's a pleasure to meet you properly, Finn Mikaelson." Finn greets, smiling at Bonnie, who returns his smile. "It's nice to meet you, Finn. You can call me Bonnie."
Her smile drops when Klaus moves to greet her. "Miss. Bennett, let us start over since it seems you're going to be around a long time, and we can't exactly be family if we're constantly trying to kill each other."
All of his siblings and Bonnie give him an incredulous look.
"Klaus, all of your siblings come up with new plots to kill you every week, and you're constantly daggering them. I don't think I want to be a part of this family."
Rebekah laughs, taking her seat. "Like or not, Bonnie, you're going to become family, eventually."
Bonnie holds back a scoff as Klaus pulls out her chair. "We'll see, Rebekah." She gives him a look of disgust, taking her seat. She preferred Kol doing that over him.
As they serve dinner, Bonnie knows the integration begins.
"Bonnie, Rebekah tells me you're in the same grade, and I was wondering if you were planning on attending university afterward?" Elijah questions.
"Do tell us, Bonnie, because Elena said you planned on staying in Mystic Falls and attending Whitmore with her and Caroline," Rebekah says as she stabs her stake rather violently.
"Well, Elena lied. That was something we came up with in middle school. There's no way in hell I'm staying in Mystic Falls after graduation. I'll be attending Duke University."
Klaus raises an eyebrow. "Duke, isn't that in North Carolina? That's a bit of a stretch, and where will you be, Kol?"
Kol looks up from his plate in confusion. "What do you mean, where will I be? I'm going to North Carolina as well. She'll live on campus her first year while I get an apartment. And it's only two bloody hours away."
Seeing that Klaus was about to argue, Finn tries to change the subject. " What will you be majoring in, Bonnie?
"Pre-Med."
"You're willing to move nearly three hours away from your family to play house sitter?" Klaus asks Kol angrily.
Elijah rolls his eyes, knowing dinner was ruined if Klaus threw a tantrum.
"This wouldn't be the first time I went off on my own, Nik. I don't know why you're making a big deal out of this. It's not like you'll miss me. The four of you can survive without me. I'm going with Bonnie." Kol shrugs; he wasn't fighting Klaus about the issue. It was between him and Bonnie, and he's made his choice.
"Nik, you're going to ruin dinner because you don't want Kol to leave with Bonnie? Are you serious? Please grow up!" Rebekah snaps, glaring at her brother. He was acting ridiculous!
"All of you are fine with this? You're fine with letting him run off with this witch?" He snaps, glaring at everyone at the table. Bonnie sips her wine without a care, knowing Klaus was about to throw a tantrum.
"Yes." Finn, Rebekah, and Elijah responded, watching as Klaus pushed away from the table, pissed. He storms out of the room with a roar of anger.
"He's just a big ass toddler that doesn't get his way and decides to throw a fit." Bonnie comments, causing everyone to laugh.
"It's good that you're getting away, Kol. Just try not to get into too much trouble." Finn pats his little brother on the shoulder.
"Oh! Let's make a toast to Bonnie and Kol!" Rebekah claps before grabbing her glass. Everyone follows her movements.
"To a better future and new beginnings for Bonnie and Kol. May she prosper in medical school."
"To Bonnie and Kol." It repeated, ignoring Klaus's yell of anger.
"Shut up, Klaus!"
