As Chester entered the dirty, dimly illuminated room, all the faces turned to see him, he faked that classic Chester smile but without his sunglasses, no one cared, they just went back to see the floor, a few of them were weeping, especially the cereal mascot trix, he had a bag full of cereal and was shoving fistfuls of the colored fruity thing on his mouth while a constant stream of tears were making the resto of the cereal in the bag soggy.
Chester went to a lonely chair at the corner of the room and took seat, he didn't really know what to do, the day before he was eating Cheetos and doing cool radical tricks on the skateboard park, but this morning, a group of soldiers went to his house, took him to the police station and asked a bunch of questions about him and his life, apparently he was going to be deported "Mascots aren't real Americans" one of them said, "Of course not" thought Chester, but still, he was born on that country and been working for the same company for years, and now an asshole who looks like a puff Cheeto wants them out of the country "They all give a bad name to our country" he Heard on a TV on his way to this…place, the only one who seemed to have been nationalized was that asshole of Ronald, but even Wendy was in the room, she had a sharpened broom stick, and pointed it to anyone who tried to get close to her.
Some noise came from the hallway behind the doors he entered a few minutes ago, sounded like someone was wrestling outside, suddenly, the bricks at the right side of the door were busted by…him, with a shiny thick crystal body, filled by a red colored juice, Kool-Aid man did his classic entrance "OH YEEEEAH" he screamed, with his giant glass fist, took one of the soldiers at the entrance and destroyed his skull against the floor, blood splattered all around the place, but Kool-Aid man just screamed again "OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH" and raised a paper flag, cereal was sticked to it forming a C ¡It was the flag of Captain Crunch! A resistance was formed, and it was crunchy, even in milk.
All the imprisoned mascots started running, trix, Wendy runner at the head, stabbing anyone who tried to stop her, along her Tony strangle to death one soldier after another between his arms and powerful oiled biceps, Chester saw the King too, shoving whoopers down the throat of every soldier, even the death ones, even Trix was running, hitting soldiers with his bag of cereal while crying frantically, but Kool-Aid man stayed behind, it was only when only Chester was left that Kool-Aid man look at him -We need to go- said the giant jug, but Chester stayed on his chair -¿What's the point? They Will capture us again, there's nowhere to run-, Kool-Aid man reached to the shoulder of Chester and looked straight into his eyes -I didn't came here to help you all run away, I came here to help you fight- Chester stood up, the anger was clear in his eyes -So you just came to get a few more fodder for Crunch's crazy cannon? Well, you already have more than enough, you even got that traitor, trix, who sold out Lucky, why would you want an old cheetah with you- Kool-Aid man didn't break eye contact with Chester, and with a Deep, manly voice said -I knew that they took your glasses, but I never thought they would have taken your balls- Chester let his body fall to the chair, which creaked menacing to break -Well, u can tell Crunch that I'm done then- Said Chester, looking away. -I won't, I Will take you back with me- Said Kool-Aid man trying to look Chester to the eyes. -Why? Why I´m important for the Captain- Replied Chester, eyes about to burst in tears of rage. -You are not – Told him Kool-Aid man while trying to reach something on his back -Crunch didn't even know I came here, damn he might even be angry that I released that fuckin Trix rabbit- He finally reached what he was trying to get, right when Chester was going to ask -Then what the fuck are you…- His eyes gleamed when, between Kool-Aid man hands, he seen a skateboard, HIS skateboard -…doing here. -I came here for you Chester- Kool-Aid man offered the skateboard to the Cheetah, who immediately took it from him smiling -Kool-Aid man I didn't knew…- But he couldn't finish the phrase, at that instant, Kool-Aid man took him on his arms and kissed him, Chester let go the skateboard and hugged him while tears of joy were running through his cheesy fur. Their Kiss lasted for hours, or at least that seemed to them, even the soldiers who arrived at the place felt their hearts melt and tried to run away from the scene, just to find that they were unable to move because of the shock that scene caused on them. Finally, their lips broke, Chester smiled at Kool-Aid man who just said -Those lips taste dangerously cheesy- To which Chester replied, while taking his skateboard back -Well, it's not easy being Cheesy-.
And then, with his will to fight restored by the power of Kool aid man's love, Chester fought his way along the side of his lover.
