"Funky Flashman proudly presents Webs & Bracelets, the love story of two Heroes from two different worlds and I assure you True Believers that I am speaking literally and not metaphorically."

Diana had been busy getting help for Hercules (still trying to separate the man that actually was there and not the Hercules that she had known previously but had his memories) with fellow Justice League member Zatanna. She had experience using mind magic which could help him; especially since in a shameful dark spot in the past of the Justice League she had agree to mess with the mind of supervillain Doctor Arthur Light and then when Batman had found out and tried to stop him, used the magic to erase the encounter from his mind as well.

Zatanna was one of the Justice League member s that was at the final battle of the Secret Crisis that merged the worlds so she had her memories of the world. Zatanna began admitting to Diana that she was starting to feel jealous of the cute fun guy she now had a husband and Diana began teasing her about her crush on Peter which she was denying. She was thinking that if she could formally introduce them to eachother then if they were up to it and if Peter liked Zatanna then she would be open to Peter having another lover. She was starting to get memories of an ally from Peter's old world was a lover to them as well.

She got home and opened the door to be shocked by the appearance of a brown haired man with a big brown goatee, glasses and bright colored clothes. "Funky Flashman?" Diana asked with shock as Peter came to them in his normal clothes with an annoyed look.

"So you know this guy?" Peter asked with and Diana nodded as she closed the door.

"He is one of the New Gods of New Genesis. What is he doing here?" Diana asked as Peter already had explained to him about the New Gods from two different alien worlds; New Genesis being the peaceful planet and Apokolips being the war driven planet.

"No idea, he came to the house and he knows who I am somehow and how our worlds were separate before the Secret Crisis. He refused to give me any clear answers about how he knew or why he was here." Peter explained as they looked to Funky for him to explain himself.

"You see I live here in this world now; I am now a babysitter for Mr Miracle himself Scott Free and his wife Big Barda for their son Jack. Genius Jack likes to draw stories and I put the words to his drawings. Scott is getting help from his personal issues that came up from being raised on Apokolips and other issues that he has. A storyteller would be good with Scott having his issues explored but something tells me if this same storyteller tried to tackle other heroes that are in crisis then it won't turn out well." Funky explained as Peter had his arms crossed now.

"That is all well and good but that doesn't actually answer my question about why are you here in our home!" Peter responded in a louder voice.

"In your Earth there was an informant for the interdimensional beings known as the Watcher who had passed away quite some time ago and I want to explore the world that he loved walking through so much meeting all kinds of people. After our worlds merged I had decided to come and meet the Heroes from the other world." Funky explained and Peter pondered thinking that he may look younger but he did look like a man that he had seen a few other times but couldn't get the name of. He did talk like him a bit.

"Well that is all and good but I am sure Scott and Barda would be very busy and may need you babysit Jack back at their home soon enough." Diana interrupted with Peter hoping that this guy would get the cue to leave.

"Come on let me know what it is like being married to an Amazon demigoddess Spider-Man, what couple things are you into? For their musical entertainment, Scott and Barda dig the sounds of horrified screams." Funky asked cheerfully taking them off guard.

It was close to half an hour before they finally got Funky to leave, "I miss the other guy since he wasn't a bother like I beleive Funky is going to be..." Peter muttered with Diana showing Peter to the couch so they could spend time together and forget this strange encounter.

Funky Flashman was a New Gods character created by Jack Kirby to be an unflattering caricature of Stan Lee. I mostly only read about him in the critically acclaimed Mr Miracle maxi series (seriously the New Gods movie is being written by the book's writer Tom King and I have confidence that it will turn out well). Basically think of the typical Stan Lee characteristics but made to be a bit of a jerk.