Everyone knew who the Ghost of Hallownest was, but few knew of the quest he embarked on to save the fallen kingdom of Hallownest. Few knew of the pain he went through in order to rescue the ancient land from the hands of the evil light. Few knew the fact that he suffered every step to complete his goal. But no one knew… who he truly was. He was a child of Void and Wyrm.

But who gives a fuck, this is about my man Zote. Zote the Mighty is a fucking badass, who killed everyone with a fucking piece of wood, like, what a legend. So while ghost was bitching around Zote just fucking deadass murdered everyone in the Colosseum, including God Tamer like the fucking god he is.

Yea but enough introductions let's go see what my man Zote is doing today.

So our legend over here was in the Deepnest fuckin up all the spiders and shit when his wooden sword broke. Like holy shit it wasn't no dent or nothing it just fucking broke Breath of the Wild style. So for the first time ever Zote was feelin all sad and shit, he was overwhelmed because that sword was his first and only weapon. But the dumbass spiders made a huge fucking mistake by sneakin up on him because Zote also knew how to use his fists to beat the living crap out of something. So he left the Deepnest to go get a new nail at the City.

Ok so my man for real got no sword so he's pretty down in the dumps but he got such a high IQ, that he remembers that there was a nailsmith at the edge of the City. So he went there to get his new sword but he crossed paths with that Ghost dumbass that we discussed at the beginning. Zote was ready to fight, but he knew that he was at a disadvantage because Ghost had a nail and he didn't. But Ghost was such a goddamn pussy that he cowered in fear because he knew that he would never be as much as a badass as Zote.

So Zote made his way to the mushroom infested area in which the nailsmith resided and he knocked the door politely because all badasses must have manners as well. When he entered the nailsmith's house our host here was so excited by the presence of Zote that he made him a Pure Nail for absolutely free, as he should.

So after a long day of being a badass he went to his home in Dirtmouth and had a great night with is girl, Bretta.